"Bruh" Edition
/lig/ Love Island General
did they get Darcy? wtf
evening all
in here tonight lads
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nonce reported it
stream down, I repeat stream down
Alri :)
Rate lads
TEA AUDIT LADS
post em
Got nuked by a report ( presumablly from the big nancy boy unfortunately)
new stream is here:
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Ninth for Hayley a cute
CUTE
do Deanos love making prank calls or something?
For me, it's turning your head 540 degrees
who ready for Amy to become to Laura of this season?
Hope Michael ditches Amber
if you need a stream
fuck off this is a brit thread only
Ovie is a big guy
Love Island USA cast & trailer has been posted
*Actual* TEA AUDIT
POST YOUR FUCKING TEAS
REMEMBER DON’T REPLY TO THE NONCE
For me its getting in the coffin and shutting the door
for you
Curtis saying darling lmao
Curtis is bottling it lads
eyups lads, won't be staying, got to catch up on all the episodes, been at glasto innit haha. see you tomoz when i'm caught up x
It is what it is
Curtis you dirty dog, awoo
>the nonce actually reported and got the darcy stream taken down
Honestly lad just fuck off and die already
Stag chilli
pork curreh
Cheese on toast with beans and sausages
le perfect husband curtis turning into chadam is the best arc ever written
egg chips beans ..... and fish fingers
Ham sarnie
4 naan blud
Curtis making this all about himself so he can appear to be a hero when he decides to stay with Amy
the music festival for people who dont like music
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEBSSSSSSSSSS
Amber is utterly peng
He's SHOOK that the public didn't put him top 3
Amy is actually a hag
LUCIE JIGGLIN
>LUCIE JIGGLIN
LUCIE JIGGLIN
>LUCIE JIGGLIN
Agreed but she's a nasty bint
My boy Anton finally getting some loving
based
>Lucie on the run
absolutely agree ... worst girl .... would still fug kek
Average looking and also mentally underdeveloped
Proper starting to find anton annoying lads
Anna is such a fucking slag honestly. She was all ‘waaa what if Jordan finds someone this is a real test for us’ and then starts slagging out in Amor.
What a cunt
This is boring
drama please
What’s it like to kiss a girl
Haven't watched this shit for 4 days, where's Maura and Tom
is Anna thick or just dyslexic?
lmao did 190 actually get that Discord stream taken down
Good work de lad
>SEETHING
Why is nobody grafting that one peng girl?
SEETHING
I hope Amber upgrades to the aryan
that belle girl is absolutely butters
anna's body is fire, only bendoids will deny this simple fact
You cant be serious lad
>SEETHING
SEETHING
I WAS SEETHING
Shlorpy
TOMMY CONFIRMED TO HAVE THE GAY
Maura has so many tattoos
Just wait until you see a pic of her dodgey hip implants lad. Grim as.
kinda gay
TOMMEH
>he expects Amber to understand
Amber getting pissed at Michael for snogging someone for a task. what a fucking child
My tongue was in your mouth mate!
Don't worry lad we're all mates here
i bet she's a good mate .... the sort of girl that would grow on you in the office before you have guilty regretful sex with while the wife's away
oh no no no amy you poor soul
LOOK AT HER
>Molly-Mae snogs guy for challenge without hesitation. No guilt.
>Realises that Tommy had to do the same and now she's seething.
This exactly sums up what's wrong with women.
G O L D
>expecting a 21 year old girl with nigger genes to 'understand' anything
Where has Lucie been hiding those melons for the last few weeks? Always on display now
was what it was mate
AMBER MOLLY AMY ARE SEETHING
Amy is absolutely disgusting hahahahh, covered in bug bites, spots and rashes. Absolutely rancid
Be what it be’s
she needs a man in her life, Joe on suicide watch
AMU SAYS THAT AFTER KISSINGG A BOY ALL OVER
Curtis plans to overcome a “struggle” and declare that his heart belongs to Amy thus winning the show.. in his own mind anyway
either signed or just scouted dennon on football manager a couple years ago
knew i recognised him from somewhere
>Tommy lad i murdered your mum then ate her
it is what it is mate
she did look a bit disgusted at the end as if she didnt wanna do it
but after realization, she jumped to pool for 3way fucking headfirst
Top kek
Belle is like a slightly hotter version of every slag I shagged at uni, just got the ultimate vanilla brit slag face and body
easy nonce
Does what it does
Is ‘living my best life’ and excuse to be a cunt?
She knows how to get to the finals.
>jumping reach: 7
>13 pace
nah ur alright
Would
creasing
Somehow her dad is that Turkish geezer that is in all of those shitty Danny Dyer gangster films.
She’s part Turk
Sounds like the new Deano motto like keep calm and ____
Christ the HSBC advert makes me enraged, that fucking faggots voice... I have to mute it every time. 'We are not an island' yes we are nigger
and it might work if Amy wasn't so terrible/widely disliked, he backed the wrong (w)hor(e)se
Didn’t know that tbf
Can't be having less respect so, I guess yes
Why isn’t nobody paying Maria any attention?
She’s peng. PENG.
Based
Wot you aw sayin bout ma daw’er?
>bolts towards the pool with two lads before she even finishes the text
>Tommy goes in and slowly makes his way before being pulled in by Michael
Fucking slag honestly
Miss the 90s lads. Can’t stand that rap and boring singers are the pop music now desu
how would Stromzy do in the Villa?
Looks like a molten wax statue
Yeah most slags are mixed with something but they all have the same sort of face
What u thinking about the basket ball player and Anna?
She looks like a German pig
Because she's fucking clapped lad
You know what to do then 190
Eh, nah
OoOo Dennon
M E N T A L I S T
You're probably joking but I'll bite; she's a garden gnome with Down's syndrome. I have honestly fucked far, far hotter women. She's not even a 6.5/10
hes too good for her
agreed, she's flying under the radar for some reason
Dunno why but I find she looks like ms pototo head
>IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Amy is a rancid dog
U wot? Ive always found most slags are full native, not even mixed between the 4 kingdoms
clean sweep but would destroy his career 4 bein a playa init blud
He'd vossi bop over all the slags' faces
REDPILL: Stevie is the biggest chad in there
Stormzy literally has an absolute 10. No need for the villa.
haaaaaaaaaaah
Amy is GRIM
lmao I've seen less edited photos in a graphic design class
Honestly Amh dhut your ugly fucking face, bad wnough your face is gross if you have a bad personality as well you are done
What happened to the lad who posted paint pictures of the islanders?
A is the first letter in both Amy AND average.
Can't say it's a coincidence
yeah surely he could do better outside?
it's true, the truth is out
too many bogpills
what does vossi bop mean. how do you do it instead of dying
literally /ourguy/ .... gwan Stevie, go balls deep in Lucie
absolute tune
I heard that
Amy has a voice to match her face; insufferable and wholly unpleasant. rat cunt.
>I have honestly fucked far better girls
everyone shadowboxes before going out, right?
he's very fucking big lad he'd probably do alright
and ancient
>curtis doing the fortnite dance
based or cringe
Anton needs to get cracking, what are ye doing lad?
yeh, but I don't always win
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (ay)
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop (ay)
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots (ay)
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (ay)
We all have mate
Vossi means henny, bop is a dance
When you drink henny you get very wavey, dance easily, so vossi bop means to dance as if you're on hennessey
Poor Jordan gonna be left high and dry, he needed that 50k to sort those fucking teeth out
DONT GET LEMON BILL, IT DONT SUIT YA
not everyone likes the bimbo look
Fuck off Darren
>last night i shared a bed with a beaner
wtf racist
Why are they all into Jourdan?
Curtis is clearly thinking about black twitter
Jordan looks like a troll
Today, I will remind them.
Up there with Bowie’s early work for sure
His teeth are gnarly
Jourdan or Maria?
look like a tranny
Poor Jordan. Doesn't realise he's getting cucked by a BLACKER guy
too bad she looks bogged to all fuck nowadays
Jordan finna get cucked
my jannies dont ban we just vossi mod
woah did previous seasons have vaguely normal attractive girls, instead of dolled up slappers?
>i am forgotten
Has Jourdan ended racism
That's a trap, I can tell by the shoulders
I have arguments in the mirror preparing for any fights lads
>stare at the mirror
>grin at how good I look
>start to glare at the mirror
>"You got a problem dickhead"
>"listen you don't want to do this bro"
>"fine lets go handle this outside"
>tense in the mirror before practising a few combos, try and perfect my jab, straight right.
nigger
hope Sheriff stabs this king kong nigga
Yuck
>Yea Forums ruined you this far
she has for me .... for as long as this wank lasts
mate, she was the most annoying prick in that season plus she aint that attractive
Anna is such a fucking cunt honestly
yes Sweden
Is this Ovey (sp?) guy retarded?
If Anna ditches Ovie he will shag every girl in the villa
Joanna is the best looking of the new six
more
Ovie's a bit slow isn't he
Ovie got no charisma kek
If you say bro I ironically, you deserve a bottle to the back of your fookin heed
Fucking hell stevie pulled Lucie
We all took the piss out of him
wow this is like basketball poetry
He did it the absolute mad man
Anna is making me sick
>(sp)
yeah probably posts there he plays basketball
Lads how can we compete with this GIGANIGGA?
yes
STEVIE
>"I can't stop thinking about Jordan but Ovie is just so much better. I actually do like Jordan, guys!!!"
Lucie is just a desperate little slag right now she’ll neck anything st the moment
I'm white, I just live in South London so I know the terms
A proper game in the Harry Potter universe would unironically be pretty sick why do they keep shitting out this low quality shite
>pro basketball player
>british
??????
no he won't, Theo already proved this and he was way more attractive than Ovie
Can't believe Lucie kissed that weaselly toff cunt
RRREEEEE
How would Lewis Capaldi do in the villa lads?
It's not an achievement to pull a single girl midway in a season of love island.
190kg could do it
STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
>STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
>STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
>STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
>STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
>STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
>STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE
we need to fucking grow
we can do it if we try
Based and honkpilled
Ben?
midsommar is a steaming pile of shite
>Midsommar
Florence Pugh is gorgeous ngl why haven''t i seen her before
nigga couldn't get into D-League
sometimes this show makes me hate myself as a manlet
agreed ... fun too ... 10/10 would bang on the tube
Stevie is a fag
Nah, sorry
Tamer Hassan you cheeky cunt
Don't get the appeal of that guy like he just says silly things that aren't very funny then sings shitty opera music
his self-depreciating shtick would get tired quick, and the sight of the cunt would have even Amy running
>did somebody say just eat
who is the girl in the advert?
whooooo
yes...
who is this
“Pro” basketball player
Who does he play for? Crewe or something lmao
Going to see midsommar on a 1st date in 2 weeks, is this a good thing?
Also:
I WANT TO FUCK SARAH FROM THE PLAY COMMERCIAL
10 mins left lads x
All you can do is be /fit/ to try and compensate for your manletness
>Stevie gets the hottest girl
it isnt
utterly peng in The Little Drumer Girl lad
what race is this
we can all agree Stevie is an utter nonce right?
Kesha, not meme'ing
just right
yea but the good kind
all of them
Stevie is a slimy, smug little gimp
Do you smoke a lot of weed?
nope, that's 190 aha
THIGHS
>Vossi means henny, bop is a dance
vossi is voss bottled water isn't it?
how would kevin nash do in love island?
these conversations are always so weird
>do we have a connection?
>>yeah i definitely think i'm romantically interested in you
>okay yeah that's good because i think we genuinely have a real connection
does anyone talk like this?
Typical Exetah boy, fucking hooray henri green wellie wanker ratboy
Stevie looks like one of those lads that fuck a microwaved pastry and boil their bellend
insecure AF
Is George a lowkey autist or is there just nothing behind those eyes?
he BTFO dolph so fair play to the lad
JOE ON SUICIDE WATCH
JOE(UST)
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
Kek if I were George I'd neck myself after this
george is a /fit/ autist
STEVIE IS THAT THING FROM SHREK
THE ONE SHREK MAKES A DEAL WITH
There are people out there who think this is how flirting works in real life
thats an understatement
vossi bop is an actual dance lol
>The Little Drumer Girl
>Directed by Park Chan Wook
fucking hell the cast looks kino as well but the rating is low on imdb
>faggy viking bracelet
Go on Stevo
Stevie is the type of cunt that wears Barbour waxed jackets all year round
fuckin slags
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I think they just cut all the interactions that aren't discussing their relationships to each other
Lucie thinks picking the dorky "normal quirky" guy will make the audience love them but she doesn't realise Stevie is an annoying cunt
are you a builder?
fuck russel brand
Jesus girls will excuse any autism and lack of personality for looks
>Travel agent
COME ON CURTIS LAD
KEKED HIM
lol who?
See that lad get up and do thiago silva with Dave. Was proper quality init, being banging that tune in the Fiesta all day x
wish they let Turt in the villa
>Joe taken to an NHS psychiatric facility in Buckinghamshire following advice from ITV in the advance of tonight's episode
Holy shit!!!
Yeah they do
t. Good looking sub normie chad
STEVIE
who are you my mum? what is this 21 questions you know its me who is this
Sauce
danny should take couple with her so she can craic on with curtis in the future
honestly it wasn't fantastic, just decent...
mfw
Stevie is a gap yah cunt
curtis redemption arc
fuckin kek .... this is what peak underdog looks like
>professional ballroom dancer
What do proper deano's like you eat and drink?
STANDING
ON
THE
EDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
me, I just made it up
Danny is getting it
stevie just looks like a btec joe to be fair
guess she has a type
Stevie is a little bitch
curtis has fucked it
OF THE VILLA
the girl that destroyed racism
She's a right munter. Looks like John Sergeant
why is Michael wearing John Lennon glassea?
RIP amber
based
does your ig end in 69?
Why though. I say Curtis and Amy on extra bits joking about dance knowledge and it was so much better then these constant loaded where's your head at convos.
Joanna's voice is the fly in the proverbial ointment
Hillsborough
>Kesha, not meme'ing
cant find anything on google about kesha doing that ad
YES MICHAEL. GET IN BED WITH HER. FUCK AMBER
chinese with the missus might pick up a tango ice blast or just get a peroni out the fridge depends
tommy is the only unturned one left
hes too pure for these slags lads
michael's longing it out a bit c'mon lad shag her
Steak and chips mostly and a ruby on a Saturday x
Drink wise. has to be a Budweiser x
...
equip bonus of +15 IQ, plus they suit him imo
Anyone got an album of screenshots of Lucie with her tits out?
no really
grow up
Michael's definitely rolled warlock. It all makes sense
DESALINATION. DEVASTATION.
Ye
>Belle Hassan
is she a muslim wtf
Listen Cunts go a spoons an chat too women ok ,
Be That nice guy an Nerds are in K .. you can sense the Keepers , Just go Over say Hi my Names .. ?an then Chat like fuck be interested an God I would loved to say that Hero /Chad , Im just plain me ..ok .. Im sorry .. Im Not a fb hero guy , Im me ..If she doesnt love it go ok , ~Have a good Night.. walk away . You Need Top Keepers
dont get reckt /drunk , will prob break incel ..
Maria works for umbrella corp
Tommy is a very good lad that’s clearly been brought up well.
He’s doing his heritage proud.
hope danny takes this bird to the villa just to keep the curtis redemption arc alive
Amy panicking when no one wants Curtis anyway lmao
+15 int
+3 charm
>5 minutes left
what is the deano cigarette brand?
is
irish gypsy?
I wish, need that hideous mug obscured by a niqab or the like
ofcom complaint in the works
Curtis and Tommy sleep over
That shirt's tasty too
How much more cassa left ?
Based Maura
GWARN ANTON LAD
I spotted that too
That blonde lad must be Wesker
>based Maura does it again
Anton cracking on with the absolute dregs lmao
goblin warlock
Camels
ANTON
Anyway I can stop having empathy lads, anytime I see something sad it depresses me for days. Just seen a crowdfunder for this severely disabled girl on facebook to raise 4grand for some equipment. It only raised like £30 in 3 months and its honestly severely depressed me
fuck off curtis you slimy little cunt stop trying to be the camera time you fuck we get itnyoure not splitting from Amy
At your big age? grow up
Jordan lads he is fucked and doesnt even know
Would suggest you man up you fucking wimp, can’t micro manage every single problem in the world you can only manage yourself
Just mentally detach yourself mate it makes life so much easier
What are you on about you complete goof
it's called being a human. Just remember that none of it matters and we're all gonna die someday and it grand scheme of things, it'll all irrelevant, our next evolution won't even remember us or her in a few million years if we go that far
thats pretty funny lad
at least he'll be getting his teeth fixed as soon as he leaves the villa
*burps*
He's right Morty
Boohoo is what female Deano's wear
Anton & his Giantess waifu. Based.
My life hasn't got as pathetic as yours yet so bitterness doesn't work for me
I wish mate but how
I know but stuff like the example I made that kid hasn't got the same cards in life as us snd its sad therefore depressing
how would ali a get on in the villa
Remember when I used to say cringe stuff like this when I was 15 lol
Deanettes love that Primark life
>boohoo
>nastygal
>missguided
part of (((their))) agenda?
She bombed
thought it was B&H silver
camels are quite fancy
for girls its obviously vogue menthols
No what is funny is that you are disgustingly ugly to the point you are a virgin. And most likely you will go through life alone or best case settle down with some complete munter like your dad did
New thread please.
>>cat still can't do an American accent
What a failure
Lads red dwarf was the last thing I expected in this ad break. Pleasant surprise
That AA advert was amazing
dunno who the fuck convinced people that boohoo wasn't just for girls
its called boohoo
either way, i don't understand why anyone would want a piece of clothing that just says MAN on it like what a shit logo
Bloody hell, rimmer has become a grand vampire
This Red Dwarf ad is criminal
I'd bomb her gaza strip if you know what I mean
Just do things like telling yourself it doesn't effect you or you can't do anything to fix it so what's the point in worrying? After a few months of changing your internal thought process your feelings change too. Also meditation
t. fixed years of anxiety etc by doing just that
prove him wrong to be fair
>Deanettes love that Primark life
not since 2007
We will never reach the comfy levels of the golden summer of 2018 again.
Tikka massala rice and chips for a takeaway, dolmio spag bol or old el paso fajitas if the missus is cooking
Post the link please?
>red dwarf is doing AA commercials
lucies with george wew
It is a sad feel
don't forget misspapper and that other one
>The Cat hasn’t aged one day
What the fuck is this sorcery
it just means you've become more ignorant, it's a good thing, makes life easier
lucie slagging it up
WHAT SONG IS THIS
IT PLAYYED IN A CAR ADVERT TOO
Twitter is fuming at Michael
Ovie has a cool hat
Can't believe it didn't come home. Not been that excited since 96
That was the best episode of red dwarf in years
Curtis RUINED
so who's gonna commit suicide and why is it amy?
Am I the only person who thinks Danny is ugly as fuck?
Looks>personality every time
curtis has fucked his chance of winning feminist twitter is seething at him
Never forget
Neither has Kryten
popbuzz.com
It'll show up here later
Literally none of these blokes apart from tommy are natty its a disgrace we have frauds like these on telly
why do they rate amber so much? skin colour?
sorry lad, thats not me except the lonely part
But also fuming at Amber for telling Anna to crack on with Odi while having a go at Danny
The normies who take love island relationships seriously are the most annoying
They've known each other for a few weeks like, it's really not that cunty at all.
Plus Amber's a right dickhead.
she's a QUEEN, like Meghan Markle
what? Anton looks natty
Michael the only sus one imo
danny looks like Kryten to be fair
You are ugly as sin mate
Not if we hold true to each other. We will not abandon these threads to torment and death. Not while we have strength left
lol Tommy is not natty mate, peep that roid gut and orangutan arms
Anton is gonna fuck it isn't he
Anton is cracking on
>tommy
>natty
Anton appears to be visibly shrinking
ANTON A CUTE
>caring about twitter
shes a total angry bitch which on twitter means strong woman yas queen slay
She's a radgie half negress, that's everything they aspire to be
this guy talking to maura a proper spiceboy
Curtis is probably the only natty one out of the main villa bunch
>villas full of Irish and half breeds
Nah senpai
I see it
lmao Tommy’s been abusing the roids since 15
Big oof lads
archive.
4plebs.org/tv/thread/99462947/#99462947
tommy's been roiding from 15 m8
belle isn’t into anton she’s into the villa
Maura's mother is a racist
>t. Skinny manlet
>he thinks you can't get to Anton natty
come see us in /fit/
marvin is a 3.5/10 facially
Mauras lips are deflating
Anyone know what type of Irish accent Maura has? Sounds quite harsh to me.
Maura just wants a good listener ... bless her
Amy is a fucking leper desu
all amy talks about is fucking curtis its genuinely getting so annoying
the girls just keep gassing her up and she just fucks them all off and continues moaning
Anna you cunt, you are CHEATING as you speak
checked and correct .... what a fucking hag ... totally shitting herself too
What? Anna is such a hypocrit, raging at Danny and now Curtis when she's cracking on with BTEC Usain Bolt
How long are they gonna drag out this Curtis shit
This neurotic blonde bitch amy is a 2/10
1 minute left lads
If you think Tommy is natty then you clearly know nothing about fitness haha baka kmt
1 second left lads
5 mins extra today
Obligatory get the flack to fuck
AMBER KEKED
Awww shit Michael boy what is you doin
right ....... night faggots
:(
Did he just call her a bitch?! Fucking hell
Oh no no no
>Amber BTFO
my prayers have been answered
Can't wait to see Amber's morngy face