PRÖÖÖH

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imagine killing animals and eating their corpses

>mfw disney was right

youtube.com/watch?v=uypIj_BYzAw
Elephants are reincarnations of good people

>Pistachios are generally expensive
>tfw theater pistachios would probably be like 5 times the price of the regular pistachio price

based and cute heil hitler

:DDD

How absurd! An elephant in MY cinema?!

QAPLA!

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How based is this lil dude?

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fucking smooth

goddamn i wouldn't let my bitch anywhere near him lest he steal her right from under my grasp.

wow what's he doing under there?

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Yea but look at em, they are like five times bigger than normal pistachios

BASED AND PRÖÖÖÖÖHPILLED

cutest thing I've ever seen

Snackin.

>M' PRÖÖÖÖÖH-ly

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But animals do eat other animals.

Thanks Ro'bert, but today it's blood pie for me.

HAHAHA

I HEARD BABAR WAS RACIST AND WHITE COLONIALISTS RAPED THE CONGO ANY TRUTH TO THIS?

based

Always with this gay ass music

I remember this from my childhood but cant place it

PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH

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HOLY FUCK

SO TO TRAIN HIM TO DO THIS SOME CIRCUS SCUMBAG BEAT THE ELEPHANT RIGHT

HE MUST HAVE PAINTED THIS SAME THING A THOUSAND TIMES UNTIL HE GOT IT RIGHT

Proooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what’s up guys

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Why didn't they just put them out of their misery?

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>"Wait... Where are you going?"

>"PROOOOooooo…"

Which were the reasons behind this choice?

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>gagh

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SOME SAY HES STILL SLIDING TO THIS DAY

why

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IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME

LET THE TOY BLOCKS HIT THE FLOOR

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We need to never stop posting that webm and this one

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Ebin

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THE TWO THINGS I LOVE MOST COMBINED??

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS WHY I STILL COME TO Yea Forums ABSOLUTELY BASED

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>times you acted as the joker

I didn't need to know this

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which Two and a Half Men episode is this from

Platoon

Based

jesus

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>the zookeepers didn't have a chance but to starve them to death

uh, why not, like, shoot them or something?

heartbreaking

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>In August 1943, the administrator of Tokyo, Shigeo Ōdachi, ordered that all "wild and dangerous animals" at the zoo be killed, claiming that bombs could hit the zoo and escaping wild animals would wreak havoc in the streets of Tokyo. Requests by the staff at the zoo for a reprieve, or to evacuate the animals elsewhere, were refused. The animals were executed primarily by poisoning, strangulation or by simply placing the animals on starvation diets. A memorial service was held for the animals in September 1943 (while two of the elephants were still starving) and a permanent memorial (built anew in 1975) can be found in the Ueno Zoo

It's true. Why the fuck didn't they shoot them?

Gooks don't have souls.

Don't.

>tfw you are the guy on bear strangulation duty

zoosinworldwartwo.weebly.com/ueno.html
>The mayor would not allow for the elephants to be shot so as not to cause an scene for the public.

They had to do the same shit in Europe dumbass

Why not fill your streets with wild animals so the enemy can't invade?

Those bugs didn't give a fuck about those animals like that little cartoon made it seem.

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Starve animals instead of putting them down quickly?

lel

>dude just kill an elephant quickly lmao

shit and posting?

Quickest path from point A to point B is a straight line.

Look at those legs. They look strangely human. Especially when it falls down. Like they're little gray human legs

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it also could be because you wouldn't want to lower the fighting spirit of your soldiers and people during a war. morale is very important.

yeah, they made a gun for that and everything

kekd out loud and woke up my girlfriend and I had to explain this stupid fucking meme, thanks

This is why Japs are subhuman

>strangling them to death
>better for morale

>torturing animals to death instead of quickly killing them raises morale
Wanna hear how I know you're a gook?

Why not just shoot them and get it over with?

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well the torture was not intended because elephant outsmarted the gook so there's that

>the best and most humane way to kill and elephant is starving him to death, they're too big to get shot
user..

>LET THE TOY BLOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE TOY BLOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE TOY BLOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE TOY BLOCKS HIT THE....PROOOOOOOOOOHHH

YOU NO GET BURRET EREPHANT BURRET NO CHEAP YOU STALVE

Jesus Christ

lol

The japs had to conserve ammo because were short on material, and probably didn't want to risk anyone getting hurt in putting down the elephants by force. Ignoring the animals was the most efficient way for the Japs to kill them because it was most efficient for the JAPS, not the animals.

hmmmm
so this is what redditors are up to these days

yes everyone has an elephant hunting rifle

PRÖÖÖÖH :DDDD

Thomas Edinson Electrocuted an elephant and then left it bleeding to death after he tried to hang it with a crane and failed, you're just racist.

are you seriously trying to imply that the zoo in tokyo couldn't find any other way than poisoning or starving it's elephants to kill them, in 1943? do you really think the only gun in 1943 that could kill an elephant was an elephant gun? because it's in its name?

they killed mammoths with spears and shit

>t. armchair elephant killing expert

This town near me has thrown an elephant out of a high train in the 20s, because it didn't behave and do the tricks they wanted it to do in the zoo. White people are devils.

The photo is a montage, but it's exactly the spot where the actual thing happened so it's more or less authentic

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DELETE THIS
MODS, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MODS

>why would a zoo worried about escaping large animals causing damage want a weapon that can serve as a last resort to stop escaping large animals causing damage

look at him go

>they killed mammoths with spears and shit
actually prehistoric humans huntend by either chasing animals until they exhausted themselves (having a furless body that can sweat to cool down is great for endurance running) or running them off cliffs

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But they already solved that issue

DRUMMPH
I do like Melania

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is he trying to intimidate that jeep?
:3

PROH

I want Melania to suck me off while she looks at me with those soulless dead eyes

He just wants to play

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that secret service dude was probably happy, for the first time in his career he got to actually do something

and he could also grope the first lady. what a day

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Why didn't do something like this?

m.ranker.com/list/topsy-the-elephant-electrocution/rachel-souerbry

Much better than starving to death

U CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER

NVM

based and liberal parasite pilled

2 nukes clearly weren’t enough

>whataboutism
typical cope

>being this cool

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

who would fucking live in a glass house?

blessed triple-dubs but please respect our sensitivities and avoid unnecessary mentions of having a gf

Damn YO. I thought the evil capital force just made Brie Larson doing same thang for her film’s promotion. Dammit they even get the elephant to do THAT ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=(;￣◇￣)

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>white people aren't allowed to critizise japs for starving elephants to death because that one time this white dude killed an elephant

ok

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DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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TRUNKED.COM

>put on 30 pounds of makeup that makes her fat face look even worse than usual
>wear the most revealing bikini she can find
>I'm so hot

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Elephants have been known to thot patrol, as well.

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>starvation diets

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TRUNKED

wtf? I hate Japanese people now!

Also what kind of damage would some slow elephants do anyway?

Yes that's literally hypocrisy to judge an entire race on wartime elephant killing when thomas edinson got the ok from the government to kill an elephant for fun

t. English teacher in Japan

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THEYD BE EVEN GIANTER NUCLEAR MUTANT ELEPHANTS

PROOOOOHZILLA

did she died?

You just, KNOW

p a t r o l l e d

I don't know what you're saying, could you explain?

>If I pet your trunk, would I die??

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>the weak should fear the strong

>Why didn't they just put them out of their misery?
Where would they get a gun?

I think about elephantposting at least once a day. It’s the purity we need in these dark times

PRŌŌŌHHposting Is based

>gf
fuck off to re*ddit this is my safpscae
rEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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whoa, he's just like me

>Where would the Imperial Japanese Army in 1943 Tokyo get a gun

It would be extremely pröööhful

How did you go about explaining this meme to your anime body pillow? I’m curious?

FUCK EVERYTHING LMAO

POST SLIDING ELEPHANT

HEILLEPHANT

Based white people asserting dominance over lower life forms

IS ELEPHANT HATE IMMIGRATION

refer to

evolution be crazy yo

ELEPHANT VU
I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF THE ELEPHANTS AND A FUTURE FOR ELEPHANT CHILDREN

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The ear pieces are lodged in his eye sockets

snek >ephelunt

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Holy shit

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wtf

PROOOOH IN LOO

snakes are silly

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You think that you can escape

There is no escape

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even baby Elephants are 200+lbs, lil guy can probably crush her

jej

HA!

GOD I WISH THIS WAS ME

why is he eating bullets

*glug glug*

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DID HE CHOKE TO DEATH

>AMERICANS

*glug*
>*glug*
*glug*
>*glug*
*glug*
>*glug*
*glug*
>*glug*

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

WHICH ONE DECIDES WHERE TO GO

WHAT IF THEY DISAGREE

Sorry Robert, but this gagh just isn't lively enough for me. There's barely any fight in it.

They're blind, so if they get covered in food they attack each other thinking the other head is live food.

Decisions are presumably made by one head pulling harder on their shared spine

I don't browse Yea Forums regularly but every time I come to this board, I always find a 10/10 thread that destroys my sides. This is also the only board I've seen that consistently makes OCs. Whether they're good or not is up for debate

I love you guys

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ouroboros

>hydras aren't re-

that's not cute, that's disturbing mate

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what the hell man

what a player

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Based Babar poster

Aw yissss

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youtube.com/watch?v=3nq_JgVYaDg

Inappropriate and kinda racist show is inappropriate and kinda racist

Seeing this in the catalog is the first thing on Yea Forums(nel) that's made me physically laugh in a long time and it isn't even funny.

The Krauts did the same to the animals in Dresden for example, retards

You do realize how big of a gun you'd need to kill an elephant humanely? I doubt short of an anti-aircraft gun anybody in the Japanese military had one, let alone a zookeeper. You can't just whip out a pistol or a .30cal and drop it you retards. If the armed forces themselves were always under supplied, why the devil would some zookeepers have something like that?

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SNEED

exactly!

what was it

a pic of ur mum

/ourbros/

correct. elephants are not intelligent enough to have complex emotions or perceive in depth concepts such as art. they are literally about the intelligence of a rat.

R O A S T E D

Japanese girls french kissing a reptile

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Cute

some ugly japanese cunts licking a snake and letting it lick their tongues
presumably weird porn

Based little elephant, fuck geese

youtube.com/watch?v=ClXx5SELqKQ

Why is the elephant so bourgeoise?

PRÖÖH

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>PRÖÖÖÖÖÖH, NORMIES GET OUT

how is PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH pronounced?

WHITE COLONIALIST WHO RAPED THE CONGO FOR ITS NATURAL RESOURCES

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Exactly like its written

prʌʃə - ÖÖÖÖ - eJt

proo

Because Japs of that time had no Empathy for animals.

In like elephants and god likes elephants

PÖÖ

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=eG19uSld2Mc

OR THE CHINESE

AKA BASED!

>WHITE COLONIALIST
Babar wasn't white he's a fucking elephant
I think his family was rich or royalty or some shit and he fled to europe when the french colonized africa and his whole motivation is to get back to africa to reclaim his lands
Not sure I remember this right I watched it like over 20 years ago

;_;

SO MURDEROUS AFRICAN DICTATOR WHO SOLD OUT HIS COUNTRY TO THE WHITE COLONIALISTS

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Shut up you shouting nigger. Turn off your caps lock and stop yelling at people

it was a time of war, and guns were in short supply

Why are elephants so based?

t. CHANG

RAPE OF NANKING BEST DAY OF MY RIFE

LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

wtf man

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One of the only animals on the planet to feel empathy. That already puts them above niggers.

Tell me about elephant, why do they say PROOH?

His eyes are obviously below the ear things

oh my god
absolutely based dubuposter

nvm just googled it I had it completely wrong
His mom got shot by a hunter and he fled to a city where a kind old white lady takes him under her wing and civilized him.
Then he goes back to the savannah and the rest of the elephants elect him their king because he knows the ways of the white people and he uses his western skills and technology to wage war and destroys rhinos.
That's kinda dark and pretty realistic actually.

Saving every bullet for American doggu.

What a hero

Proosting is the first good Yea Forums meme in years.

She looks cute in her safari outfit.

Agreed. Discordfags will try and ruin it, though.

Forget Nanking or Unit 731, this singlehandedly justifies Hiroshima and Nagasaki

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I shouldn't laugh at that ending but holy shit what a desperate way to go

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Not even hover trunk, you kids will never be as chad as that elephant

Lads...

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Two nukes wasn't enough

youtube.com/watch?v=XC7z8JU5jZU

Hey Robert-kun can I get a Raktajino extra hot?

This doesn't surprise me. Thomas Edison was a fucking cunt and a thief, everybody knows

>mfw

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>could've had free fucking electricity
>this faggot comes in NO IT'LL KILL THINGS NOT EVEN NATIVE TO OUR COUNTRY SEE
>passes his shitty apple styled electricity get's the government in on it so people have to pay
absolute piece of shit

I once dropped a movie because it opens with African people riding on the backs of Asian elephants in Africa. U may say this was nitpicking but I truly think it was a telling sign that the movie was written by people who did not know their shit

it's called capitalism you pathetic COPElet

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you just know

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PRIHHHHH

Really that got deleted, God mods are such fags

The most based chinaman on the internet

It’s not a Yea Forums meme.

It is when it's on Yea Forums, bitch.

You are such a retard, you know that? Can you ever imagine the government (or any utility company for that matter) letting a demand-driven utility with a high barrier for entry go for FREE?

Hey I recognize this loli anime.

Amerikkka...was actually the good guys??

cute

>they are literally about the intelligence of a rat
so smarter than you.

>ywn have a cool elephant bro

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I can't believe they bullied that child.

Only thing missing is the indoctrination by Harvard or Sorbonne marxists then slowly destroying his country with socialism

>This angers me deeply, I will show this to my friends who I consider brothers, they will surely feel the same feeling I am.

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mammoths were speared to death and the elepehant is in a fucking cage

>based

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kek

t. gook

how can whitebois even compete

zozzle, user, zozzle

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>you'd need an anti aircraft gun to kill an elephant
shut the fuck up retard

best thread on Yea Forums ever

If I developed a perpetual energy machine, paid my current bills there local electric company nor the government couldn't do shit if I decided to use it or let others us it as long as they finished paying their bills. Are you so much of a shit eating faggot you'll let your government and their corporate overlords decide what you can and can't have ?

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Are elephants the official animal of Yea Forums?

what a bitch. he runs around acting tough to those dogs until he slips

It's the penguin ;_;

Proud beasts

oh wow animals act retarded no way

they're guineafowls

based rat poster

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We'd be a much happier place if they were. Instead it's

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me on the right

>no longer merely imagining the smell.jpg

better than the nigger

the gaps are probably cooler

What the fuck is it with women and animals.

howd it get a trunk there

wtf is wrong with white women?

He jumped out, kanacke

Put a fork in me, I'm done lads

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when the fuck was the existence of a hydra ever contested? are you fucking stupid?

>They performed tricks in hopes of getting food
Fuck why does this hurt me so much

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Such majestic creatures.

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Animals usually only eat fecal matter if they're malnourished.

In the hypothetical, perpetual energy would be great. However, I'm not some stupid faggot stuck in la la land. In the real world, if you want something that someone else has produced, you have to pay for it. Unless you want to make money free, which I bet you would, because you're a retarded commie motherfucker.

>helping when constipated

what a fucking bro

I hope so

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based elephante

>teleports behind you

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Robert and now this. This place is turning into a jungle.

nice (((propaganda)))

Prooohpaganda

>dogs

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For every bad thing a white has done, niggers have done something ten times worse.

That's not true, Stalin had shitloads of people murdered. We have flat numbers up on them.

>the photo isn't real but it's more or less authentic
You've got a promising future in lefty journalism, kiddo.

Why does chuck and sneed have an elephant (formerly mamonth)

swaglord's reddi/tv/b/