Jacob's Ladder (2019)

3 things
>this actually doesn’t look that bad
>just different enough to look into
>I’m black so fuck jannies and fuck (((you))
Will watch

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have sex

cringe

Doesnt look too bad, obviously it has nothng on the original but I will propably give it a watch

kek how do you seethe over somebody not wanting to see a shitty remake made for the politically correct crowd?

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Fuck off

Lol they won’t stop til everything is blacked and feminized.

calm down there bud

two black brothers fighting about a black girl in 2019

hmmmm

somebody vocaroo this

Yikes

thneed

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have sex

That's a compelling argument you got there

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cringe

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based!

DUDE BIG MOUTH SPOOK

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based

first time noticing that hes doing a chevy chase vacation freak out impersonation
pretty good desu

shut up

>just different enough
They 1:1 recreated the subway and bathtub scenes and didn't change a thing.

I don't even give a fuck about the blackwashing, why the fuck did they have to make this? What's next, The fucking Seventh Seal?

>Jacob's ladder
>nigger
Fuck you heebs, I'm not giving you shekels for your trash.

yes, ma'am

Jamal's escalator...

Not even gonna watch this trailer. Jacob's Ladder is one of my favorite movies.

it's all so tiresome

>13 percent of the population
>50 percent of the crime
>50 percent of the movie roles

Impressive.

It can't be the best if it doesn't have a negro in it.

let's stop beating around the bush: it's Jamal's Vehicle

>another remake of an old classic but with a more (((diverse))) cast

God, I fucking hate Hollywood.

>it's Jamal's Vehicle
Somehow I don't think it is

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You're welcome.

Shut up, kike.

cringe

Thank you

alt right call to arms dog whistle buzzword phrase alert

Why have they remade this? I mean, it's not like the original is that well known, the name will not carry many new viewers, and the fans of the original will dislike it on principle. Seems like lose / lose situation to me.

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>not doing it with any kind of inflection or energy

get the frick out of here with that garbage faggot.

based vocaroo user

>let's ruin an already pretentious piece of shit with a nigger

hipster will love it
and it will boost the sale of the old movie

you fucking suck

Someone spoil the ending in the comments

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classically trained actor, i see? jolly good
youtu.be/ZaBt_bXlXmk

JAMAL'S STOLEN BIKE

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It's not about making money anymore. It's about the globohomo multi-kulti agenda.

>inb4 muh buzzwords

It turns out Jacob is dead, not his brother, and he is in hell

Strange bet this one to promote any agenda, but ok

Is that your argument for why blackwashing is ok?

They remake whatever they can sink their fangs into and the license for this IP was probably dirt cheap.

Fuck you, nigger. You want energy you pay me.

>Director: David M. Rosenthal
All you need to know

BASED
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are you charles dance?

>one of the best movies ever made
People can't actually think this, right?

Are you ready for a bastardized version of the hospital scene?

youtu.be/KuE8DXDTYag

They should've cast you in the movie. You're climbing up a ladder of your own, mate.

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Wow you aren't making too good of a case for yourself. If people like you think I should watch black washed movies, it's all the more reason not to watch them really.

To be honest the original one was whitewashed. The experiment was done on niggers by a racist government yet the main protagonist was a white dude! Also the movie wasn't that good. Like I barely remember any of it. i know there was something very off.

oh FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP REMAKING GOOD MOVIES AND MAKING THEM FUCKING SHIT

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Actually, it's in the works. Now take a deep breath.

I don't get the same feelings of disgust and disappointment that usually follows after watching the trailer of a rehash. I'll give it a shot.

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have sex

Don't you lie to me, user...

The original movie was whitewashed. the government did this MKULTRA experiment on blacks which isn't very suprising

It can't be worse than the original, at least

>The original movie was whitewashed
This would have been true if the character was actually based on a specific black person it happened to - it wasn't. What you're talking about isn't whitewashing.

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The original movie was a box office bomb, why would they make a remake?

based, put me in the screencap

I like how societally divisive, fact-free, lunatic conspiracy theories that cause doubt in our institutions are 100% okay when they target blacks.

How does the original hold up, I still haven't seen it

shit sucks

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>make movie about black used as guinea pigs
>main character is white
>not whitewashed because character is fictional
So, had HBO made Chernobyl with an all black cast, that wouldn't be blackwashing if those character weren't made after real people?

>moving goal posts

Yawn.

Typical alt right tactic. I'm out of this topic.

It's great if you're into VERY slow burn thrillers and nightmare-inducing imaginary.

>reddit spacing

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VVill?

lmao this fucking lefty dies last

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>remake a movie 30 years later
>because of the absolute state of the film industry, its obviously going to be worse
>also with niggers this time lol, they don't have a cinematographic history to pull from

>don't have a cinematographic history to pull from
>what are the three best movies this decade which just so happened to have been fronted by african americans
Just because you're a racist doesn't mean you have to be retarded as well user.

>Jaquan's Ladda'. .

>all these easy fucking (you)s for such shit tier bait

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Nah, that's exactly what it means.

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*shrugs. Doesn't matter to me. You're a terrible person and it shows.

even if this bait about the three best movies was true
>last 10 years
>history
there is a reason they're remaking a 3 decade old film user

>I’m black so I think this shitty remake looks good!
Yep.

Big old calm down there bud

HAHAHAAHA

He’s right tho so if that’s supposed to be a reaction image you posted good job; it’s fitting.

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looks low budget and shit

ATTENTION

Nah mate. Have I got a sound-alike?

wrong trailer dude, the movies getting a remake and the trailer for the new one is in the op

>one of the best movies ever made

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That’s your reaction

it's good but it's IT WAS ALL A DREAM xD the movie

>reddit 2x spacing
>Yawn.
>topic
Retard summer

>thinks summerfags is a real anomaly

>>>/reddit/

>all a dream
Did you seriously not get the entire movie? Hes in hell. Its a Silent Hill sort of thing where hes being punished.

>reddit double enter
>defending summer
Stick to your subforums

Silent hill literally was inspired by the movie.

Yikes sweetums I'm thinking someone needs to take a breaks from the internets for a quick dilation session, hookay honey?

Are you saying this movie ripped off Biggie Smalls?

Are you actualy sub 80 IQ?

i know. im trying to explain the plot to this retarded zoomer who doesn't even get a simple movie

Looks like garbage.

This could not be more unnecessary or pointless.

>"I was merely pretending to be retarded."

Thats why they're remaking it.

Thanks for the (you)s boys.

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Jacob's Ladder was about goverment experiments/MKULTRA? I never got that impression. The ending doesn't support that either. Or did I miss something?

That user's schizo ramblings about the original being "whitewashed" isn't enough of a signal for you that he's talking out of his ass?

>Going straight to Dish Network

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This is why I shit on dday veterans. Fuck you race traitor cucks. Do you think shit would happen if the Fuher had won? Fuck. I try to tell myself the allies couldn't have possibly known this would be the end result of their sacrifice but its fucking impossible. If white men do not rise up and follow in the foot steps of race warriors like Brenton Tarrant and Dylann Roof and FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE INVADERS, than white culture, heritage, identity, genetics and homelands will be utterly annihilated. The ultimate goal of the left is to destroy the white race WE CAN NOT LET THIS CONTINUE. WHILE WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE WE CAN TAKE BACK OUR PRIDE AND HONOR. YOUR FOREFATHERS BLED AND SACRIFICED TO BUILD THIS SOCIETY FOR YOU DO NOT SHAME THEM AND HAND OVER YOUR LEGACY TO THE MUDRACE ELOPERS. WHITE MEN NEED TO RISE UP. RISE UP. FOR YOUR RACE AND FAMILY. WE SHALL NOT BE REPLACED. NO MORE POLITICS NO MORE DEBATE WE NEED TO ACCELERATE INTO A RACE WAR.

Your waifu looks terrible.

>Director David M. Rosenthal

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It still holds up I feel. Though what I find to be most disturbing about the movie is the actual idea of living a nightmarish afterlife.

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This x1000000000000

I'm so sick of this shit, these ''remake/reboot'' abominations fuck. I just want to throw up in the faces of the cunting companies that greenlight them.

Why was this made? Who was asking for this?

wew lad

>not a single silent hill flesh monster
Terrible. I guess at least stuff is still vibrating? It doesn’t look very scary at all.

I haven't even watched the original and I'm still mad

Its real? Its really real?

Isn't that Marcus from Detroit Become Human?

Whats with this influx of sjw fags today

Your literally talking bullshit

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Yeah, but what about the guy with the headphones.

youtube.com/watch?v=rbiq6xaEYn4

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>another remake
For fucks sake.
>recasted with random negro "X"
Oh yea, that'll help. Why not go all out, cast some bitch and call it Jacqueline's ladder or some shit.

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It's even spookier knowing his wife is dead in real life now