How do you fail this hard?

wtf it looks good

are you gay?

Geralt didn't have a beard in the first two games, I can't remember his description in the novellas off the top of my head but it's not a critical part of his character.

He'll probably get scars and shit in Season 2 or later in season 1.

The Indian girl looks cute...

You can shave the beard in the third game

>The Indian girl looks cute...
your tune would change real quick if you could smell her

>Who is to blame here?...
the vain actor that wants their face shown at all times and won't even have a beard. it's the same reason superheroes are always taking their masks off.

All three got changed to non-whites. All fucking three.

Ciri looks awesome. Geralt like Geralt( This is good, I guess? ) Yenn looks not as bad as I imagined

Because women dont care about production value, they dont care about armour and they dont care about "realistic" clothing for medieval settings (yes, yes its fantasy).

That leather harness was made and designed by women.

bad casting

Ciri looks good, just really young which I understand.

i care less about how yen looks and more about how she acts, i'm really doubting this little poo in loo can portray the kind of presence yen has in the books

Ciri and Yen can't have beards and Geralt hates beards. Stop being so angry.

>I don’t know how Hollywood works

What race is the one on bottom right?

novels are set like 20 years before the game and before he literally came back from the dead just so they could make him the playable character, he was much younger and i can't remember him being described with a beard in the books either
anyways they might have few seasons to age him gradually is they want to cover the entire saga

>shitty leather armor with no aesthetic whatsoever
>one dollar necklace that you can probably buy off Amazon
>no bears or scars anywhere to be found

>Yennefer is a poo in the loo
>Triss is some 56%er mutt
>a literal nigger

This show is DOA. Into the trash it goes.

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Show Yen & Triss are unironically hotter than the game versions though.

i don't care how ok it looks, i will never forgave them for the shitty casting

>someone being too handsome is a bad thing

what the fuck happened

She can't act. She wasn't good enough for shitty British soap operas.

They never say Geralt is ugly or unnatractive, neither that he is particurlarly good looking.

I think Andrzej wrote in way to make the reader think Geralt is sort of good looking but looks too much like a freak, making him a bit scary while some women tend to find this hot.

Maybe a somewhat good looking actor but not the usual hollywood beauty would've been a better fit. Anyway, Henry will sell more.

Don't think without the medallion he would look generic, looks a lot like the Raven armor from Witcher 1. Geralt was bothered by his beard in the books though.

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They all have beards in the books

for me its mastercrafted griffin armour

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Cavill is fine. Yen is an abomination.

they aged her up compared to the books anyways
i guess partially so the sex scenes are not going to be that outrageous this way

American

Yen actress doesn't have the sexy mature feel to her. Triss and the other one are just terrible. Ciri looks too old for the young version of Ciri and too young for the older version

Are they all female dwarves?

He was over 50 in the books, witchers dont age like normal humans.

Geralt looks good.

It's everything else that is terrible.

she's not 10 years younger eva green but desu they made her work with the makeup and costume , doesn't look like a scared child anymore

>poo in loo yen
>looks ok

She looks like 16 years old, also
>pale face
fuck that casting.

No, just trans

She looks like a fucking gypsy. Yen has pale skin and raven hair, not this shit.

Henry isn't even the problem, or Ciri. It's the rest of the cast.

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the swallow the wolf and the sea urchin.

At least Triss' actress is hot as fuck.

Yen just looks way too young even aged up in the promo pics.

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who would they cast for blood & wine?

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>sea urchin
srsly though what is that supposed to be?

This looks like an ad for a fantasy costume shop

Aubrey Kate

yeah hot with the face of a 50 yo hag, not that I care bc triss is shit

Her face and hair are gross. Large tits but they look saggy.

Eyes are wrong, no scar, no beard...the prop and make up department just suck. It's not like he is a pixel character where there is a lot of interpretation. The visuals are very fucking clear. Any cosplayer would do better and I haven't even played any of these games nor do I care for them.

whoopi goldberg

Luckily for you this isn’t based on the games

>coolwineaunt.jpg

I reckon the semites had a hand in this

eyes turn after elixir, striga gives him the scar, beard is endgame
go off yous

Ella Hollywood, Aubrey Kate and Daisy Taylor

that excuses it being complete shit then

if cosplayers released these as those characters, even r*ddit would laugh at them

imagine this being your job and doing worse at it than random hobbyists. how do these people even get hired? the media industry is a joke.

Hear me out here.

Neil Patrick Harris as Regis

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>he looks absolutely nothing like the character in any way
>b-but he's n-not supposed to so that's actually good!
the levels of cope

looks alright with me. I'll check it out when it comes out

Imagine how based it would be if Yea Forums was it’s own film studio

Pre magic make over maybe. Post magic make over they all got super model looks.

lol no you won’t

yenn looks like trash

Cavill's appearance here is almost dead-on for Geralt's book description, all that's missing is his headband and a really fucking creepy grin.

ashen eyebrows look weird
reminds me of when they died thor's eyebrows blonde

now that is what i call triggered

she looks like a man

>she

what's up with the necklace? you can get legit ones from amazon or ebay

Why didn't they cast my turkroach waifu as Triss?

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It’s exactly how it’s described in the book. But yeah you are right they should have bought one from amazon to use

colour the hair black and he looks like any generic random background character in any generic random "medieval" show. if he was an extra fighting in the background of a scene of the last kingdom you wouldn't even notice him.

Now I get what they meant with
"the worst monsters are the ones we create"

they really should've the games had much cooler design for it

Accurate to the book description.

He also goes through 3 different ones over the course of the series, they might work the game medallion in by making it the one that Ciri takes off of Bonhart.

yeah man. Hey, you have such good ideas why don’t you work in production? I’m sure they need another idea guy

But that other user said it’s not as cool

Looks pretty cool. This better have tons of tits and ass tho.

Gingers are a bigger minority in white countries than niggers. Why did they change Triss? Are they anti-gingers or something?

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Subconsciously self-aware. Is that even a thing? They're definitely talking about the series, right?

Cavill isn't the problem. He actually looks good. These abominations are the problem.

The showrunner said that there will only be male nudity

Jews seem to hate gingers with a passion and want them bred away through nigger couplings. Neanderthal envy I suppose.

Ciri is an ayylmao and you can almost smell the shit when you look at Yen

Thank god. The women in this are ugly as fuck. At least I can appreciate Cavill's dick (no homo, of course)

I don't know anybody in the business and I'd get weeded out for not being a yes-man and also for googling all my ideas and stealing them.

What the fuck? Source

she's not a ginger in the books

WTF i hate jews now

Kinda amusing that the sorceress who uses magics to enhance her looks would choose to look like, well, that, whereas Geralt, who was originally an ugly mofo (in the books at least), looks like a chiseled greek good. I don't mind Cavil though, as I'm more used to the gruff handsome look of game Geralt anyway. Still, if that's supposed to be "magically enhanced" Yennifer, you have to wonder just how bad she looks without it.

I don't really mind Yen. Triss is fucking stupid, though, and Ciri... well, isn't she supposed to be a human? I don't even dislike black chicks, but that one looks like a literal bonobo

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I’ll try to find her twitter post about it but it wasn’t that long ago. She is a sex negative feminist and won’t shut the fuck up about it

Is she a mulatto in the books?

Okay but she isn't a 56% mutt either.

monkey

It’s possible with Henry and the ugly actresses.

not really but she actually had red hair for the series btw, check the leaked set photos

>be polack
>show comes out about one of few good modern polish medias
>get excited and look into it
>LOLOLOL NIGGERS! LOLOLOL MUTTS! HAVE SOME DIVERSITY
fuck you netflix

Tessa Thompson, Lupita Nyongo, Danai Gurira

Jews hate Poles this is intentional

There is nothing to see goyim.

OY VEY!

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What did she mean by this?

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Who’s this actress?

Where's his steel sword

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You know there is a polish series, right? Or are you too much of a polack dumbass to search for things yourself?

She meant that she didn’t understand the character.

vvitch should be Yen

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Why did they hyphenate everything? Just write a fucking sentence, jesus christ

blackwash them :^)

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I think she is excited and promoting her television show to her core audience

Just watch original kino instead

youtube.com/watch?v=GZlIMnIe9e0

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Apparently he doesn't have it yet

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>NOOOOO IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MY VIDEOGAME
kill yourself Yea Forums
>WTF THE BOOKS ARE BASED ON SLAV FOLKLORE WHY ARE THERE NON WHITES?
I can assure you there isn't a single pole un this thread
>REEEEEEEE THIS ISN'T WHAT THE AUTHOR WHAT
he is literally a cashgrab faggot, SEETHE more Yea Forums

She looks so meek for Yen. Fuckin boiling here

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Why do we post in greentext and bane memes?

She has to spell it out because the actress she chose can't for the life of her act like it. Not with the anemic screen presence she has.

Elçin Sangu

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>Roman soldier

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But his steel sword is literally just a steel sword

what's the big reveal going to be, is it going to be a magical, sentient tranny sword that actually identifies as a battle axe?

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I've seen it user. It isn't good, i was hoping that new high budget american version might be better. Served me right for putting faith in hebrewood

>scar on eye not as prominent
>no cat eyes
>wrong medallion
>1 sword
>all black armor doesn't look like Kaer Moren armor
>no beard

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YAS KWEEN SLAY!

Crossover with Stormbringer confirmed.

missing link

ayy i read it as circumcised

he drinks a potion to get the yellow eyes, it'll be a cg scene

I didn't even play Witcher games (played 1 for 2 minutes and dropped it), but how the fuck did they make him have 1 sword when 'white haired dude with 2 swords' is the most iconic thing about it.

I hate this shit, I'm all for diversity but dont change existing characters to meet that make new ones people will like

turbokino
youtube.com/watch?v=vp-ogh-SzMc

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>gypsie Yen
fuck Netflix

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it looks great, did you try having sex?

this

Change the characters from what? Can you describe them using quotes from the books?

>not Idris Elba
yikes

Roman soldier is entirely possible but would have been primarily contained to the African territories.

>scar after striga
>cat eyes from elixirs
>they shit the bed on medallion
>other sword on horse
>they shit the bed on armor
>beard is endgame

From whites into niggers

Imagine having this little self awareness.

Geralt is handsome you mongoloid.

>blackwash them
DOMP EET

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me too.. I thought she jewified Geralt by making him circumcised. - impossible for the witcher - self-healing. There were no such as slavs in medieval era being circumcised.

you sound like a bitch

It kills me that they're basing his outfit on the fucking Witcher 3 outfit, but I get why, because everyone sucks it's fucking dick off. I largely prefer his long sleeved tunic with vest over it look. At least he doesn't have a beard, though. Still doesn't look all that great.

Got the book in my hands and it says something like ''from under the black curls a pale triangular face with purple eyes and thin lips''

t. played only Witcher 3

Man look at them titties, I doubt she'll ever show any kind of cleavage in a SJW series though.

Ursine or bust scrub.

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Morgan Freeman was great as God though.

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Well Yen's actress should be nude quite abit if they actually follow the books.

Gonna be some outrage when Geralt rips off her top for no reason.

The cast of the All female Ghostbusters.
Leslie Jones plays the queen.

recalibrated synapses

Yeah, game version is and would make sense if they didn't decide to go the book route because book Geralt is ugly.

Was I that obvious?

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mah nigga

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That´s the price for no BAME Ciri. Deal with it. They could have chosen actually hot ones but they would still not be white.

They are probably going to make the eyes in post whenever Geralt uses magics, drinks a potion or what have you. Geralt getting the second sword and the right pendant are probably going to be related to the story if they do those. That´s how Netflix origin stories work. The hero is never on their full iconic wardrobe from the start.

jfc

I see your argument, but Regis has a lot deadpan lines and is rather sober in his general presentation. I can't see NPH doing deadpan.

Biggest worry still is none of the actors are proven, even the guy playing Geralt is a cardboard cutout bland as fuck actor.

His deadpan comedy was awful in UNCLE.

based af

I want to see the butt and dick of Henry Cavil.

People will shit on the armor but Henry is one damn sexy human being.

>book Geralt is ugly
He's not, it's just his smile.

The Nilfgaardian scrotumsoldiers are still going to sink this fucking ship with no survivors

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Mein nigga

in the first book they say that is normal looking but the scars and the cat eyes scare normal fook away
the whole thing is the cat eyes
and guess what
netflix doesnt have then

yes, pleb

cat is supposed to make all his veins jump and his skin turn purple

thats not the point, you shouldn't alternate history to make it your own. god is as far is i care fantasy so he can be black, withcer similar, but since it's supposedly set in a magical european setting, it takes out the atmosphere of bavarian esque or polish knights. the whole fler gets blown away for forced diversity.

>OH MAN Witcher 3 was so awesome can't wait to..

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yeah he only had weird eyes and the scar in the third gam...
oh

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How is Geralt a Witcher if he doesn't have an actual Witcher medallion though?

Imagine the size of his cock veins

He only gets a beard when he goes through the nofap quest in 3

but i mean it totaly didnt looked weird in witcher 2 too...
oh

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It's a fantasy, doesn't matter what's changed because it isn't real. But not in this fantasy oh no

You retard.

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fuck the beard. book geralt hates beards
the only thing he has a amazing and beautifull mustache

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Racism is a big reason for absolutely everything on The Continent, and there are PoC, they live in the North in a literal Wakanda.

The wrong one

user...

why does superman has the mortal kombat logo on his neck?

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Not in the Gordeev illustrations, which are the most kino.

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You do know it was done so that they can call anyone criticism them racist. Smart move.

It was the beard and Kaer Morhen armor, you dingus. Also as the other user pointed out, the scar happened just before the first game.
How much of a faggot do you have to be to act this self assuredly about a thing you haven't even experienced fully.

And I could pull up descriptions from any of the last 3 books where it's clearly 3D.

I didn´t say it would make sense, i said that´s how netflix does things.

STOP NITPICKING AND EXPLAIN THE EYES
EVEN THE SUPERIOR POLISH TV MOVIE HAD THE YELLOW EYES

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REPTILE

the world isn't black and white kid, i'm just saying how it is. you want to set god in a modern new york setting? yes, make him black. wouldn't be the first time, right?

it translates the piece of interest to the setting. with witcher netflix, they pull thier new age bullshit over the will of making art and casting people by simply being not white is racist in itself but when it's against the white race it's suddenly ok. and shit, you basically only get casted by not being white as you are some kind of special needs person and can't do it on your own term. those must be some damn good actors.

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Seriously what the fuck it looks like a cheap mortal kombat medallion.

>chain mail
>netflix armors won't have a single piece of real steel

>Haven't seen the various actors act out their roles
>muh bad casting
Someone explain what you are all so mad about, is it really just because they are brown/nonwhite?
That medal looks fucking shit, though.

The show takes place before the first game..

Hell the first game takes place after the books it's debatable if it's even cannon.

>Looks pretty cool. This better have tons of tits and ass tho.
This is probably the worst attempt by an out of touch shill to sound like a regular visitor of the site they're shilling on.

Yen looks too young. How am I supposed to MOMMY that?

What do you expect from a filthy kike in charge?

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>Hmm, poo on the street... Yenjeet.. gotta be. I'm getting close. C'mon Roach voiced by a fast-talking black man

also she's a nigger

Wtf are you even on about you sperg? I was pointing out the other user stupid argument.

I'm all in for a good portrait of chracters. Holy shit you autist, go rant your traumas somewhere else.

> debatable if it's even cannon.
It’s not debatable at all. It’s not canon.

Shes a poo in the loo. Not a nigger

Tell that to the nu-fandom.

she's a nigger look

>Hissrich
What's up with so many jews having goofy surnames?

just because shes a curry nigger doesnt make her less of a nigger

idris elba

god being black makes sense since hes supposed to be a being that can be whatever he wants and hes showing up in multicultural new york
now it makes no sense for a small village in the northen kingdoms to be as multicultural as new york

looks way overdone

i find it funny how they think people in the middle ages were less racist that people today

I'm so happy I haven't played the games (nor read the books??), so I don't have to get caught up in this nonsense. I like to dive in fresh and see what we've got. So many times movies and shows have been ruined by butt-hurt nutsos years or months before we actually get to see the damn thing.

its not that, its just that why would there be people of different races in a small village
if there were some sort of migration to that village after some time they would all just blend in

This isn't even how he looks in Witcher 2. That's an early production screenshot.

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bait

The games are literally fanfiction

Isn't it time to dilate your gaping wound and pretend it's a vagina?

They're made-up in an attempt to fit in with their host nation.

Dumb niggers.

If they wanted diversity, why not cast her instead? She may be Turkish, but she at least looks much more like Triss than the current casting.

>Circassian
Goddamn those pure caucasian genes.

If they wanted diversity, why not adapt something else?

queen latifa as the queen (duh) and tyler perry as her evil twin sister

Geralt in Mortal Kombat confirmed.

Zoom zoom

Man, I love lightly padded armor. It's a shame it's so hard to take care of in my climate.

Where's the subversion in that?

You think most people know this honestly though?

Because diversity means nonwhite. Haven't you figured this out already?

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those eyebrows are fucking wretched and that weave is trash but the rest of her is pure chocolate love

(((them)))

Everyone on twitter seems to hate it.

The forehead lol

>comparing witcher 3 to young geralt
dumb fuck

yeah, especially that hooknose

>writing your own issues into the show
>self inserting yourself as a PoC (PBUH)
dis dumb bitch

>>other sword on horse
nope
it'll be an epIC "character" """"""development""""""" moment instead

The meta narrative of the Witcher is about the inherent inhumanity of human beings.

The point is made all the more poignant if we see men and women of all colours and creeds coming together just to shit on the Elves.

Why do kikes always manage to ruin adaptations?

Kek worthy screenshots?

Addiction for subversion.

yope
i work on the set

Not anything really funny. Just random people saying that she isn't Yen.

Fuck this filthy n*gger adaptation, I'm not even going to bother watching it

Lol even a necklace from Witcher 2 for PC was better

>Expecting a Netflix show to have tits and ass
Oh user, my sweaty summer child

It will be great adaptation of books and it's a good thing, games are shit.

Then do it fagot.

Oh, so when he finally realizes men can be monsters and decides to bring a sword for them along, too.

They're written by a Polack. The setting is fantasy medieval Poland + surrounding countries. The characters are not not blacks and Arabs.

True but god's not real.

>BBC
Really make you think

>looks ok
Ciri looks retarded and Yen looks like a Bangladeshi cleaning maid

witchers have always carried two swords

>all these sad netflix shills trashing the games and sticking to muh book authenticity
the games are what even got the books popularized to a global audience to begin with
the (translated) books are absolute bottom of the barrel garbage with nothing but a handful of slightly interesting characters and setting
for all intents and purposes the games should be the witcher standard around which everything else witcher should revolve
>b-but muh books came first and the author hates those dumb vidja please give ou-this adaptation a chance
death of the author negroes, that poor sap is probably spending his shitflix cheque right now on potato juice

Despite multiple times being told it's based on the books, WHY do you faggots still use the game as a comparison?

>Yea Forumsfags

The Witcher is a fucking book series. Stop memeing about how they didn't do shit added to the game to make it more marketable. Geralt doesnt have a beard until later.

Ones on the right look better

right on fucking cue lmao

When will this whole bullshit of forcing blacks and other minorities into roles they don't belong in end?

the book says yennefer has a pale face and black curls 3 lines in her character

>Didn't even make Yen's actress wear contacts
This is trash.

Netflix shills pls go everyone here pirates anyways

I'm surprised Sapkovsky okay'd them looking as close as they do to the games. I figured he would've wanted them different

they ARE blatantly looking to bank on the games' success but they did the fatal mistake of shutting down any collaboration with CDPR to keep all the bank to themselves alone
they still put in the effort to be similar to the games the shills are trashing to make their shit marketable but not enough where the game developers can point at it and ask for anything

There were ethiopians as far north as Hadrians Wall.

Search this text for "ethiopian"

penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Historia_Augusta/Septimius_Severus*.html

Ethiopians are jews

faggot

So are you

she looks like a 18 year old paki.

>KOMIKS

O I AM LAFFIN

DUMB POLAKS LEARN ENGLISH LMAO

At least I would smell something

I fucking knew it.

>obviously ethnic yennefer
>30 year old ciri
>Ok

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that image has been around for almost a year and we have been shitposting about it for just as long. lurk more

I hate women.

Nah. Willem is the only one.

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I'm old not a shill. I don't give a shit about impressing you kids.

meek? She looks like a normal street shitting poo in loo

Who can tell with so many deleted tweets?

My good friend of African decent.

i have zero interest in watching this. i am incurious how it will do though.

when white people die out there will be no one left to complain

They can't keep getting away with this

why do you faggots even know what happens on twitter?

Everyone that tweets stuff like this should be publicly executed

what else are we supposed to talk about

>impressing you kids.
>you kids.
>says the adult(tm) asking for ASS AND BOBS in a netflix turd of all things
reevaluate your life

future mass grave dweller

You're missing the point, also nobody cares you narcissistic faggot

kys

>tits and ass
you misspelled arms and feet

$7.13 on amazon.

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>this thread again
gamers are unironical subhumans who need to be gased
fuck your infantile garbage entertainment

dear god ...

lmao those people are unironically racists, changing people based on their skin color, can't get any more superficial than that

>Triss

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holy shit that is a great idea, why aren't you working in hollywood production design? I can't even imagine what other crazy ideas you would have haha

stupid cunt doesn't get all sorceresses are described with these words

What's Henry like?

quality anglo telivision

astaghfirullah

so much better, they should've negotiated for the copyright or something

I saw Henry Cavill at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>Troy
>Merlin
>Shakespeare
>Robin Hood
>history

theguardian.com/world/shortcuts/2017/aug/07/mary-beard-romans-ancient-evidence

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no joke here he looks great, too young tho and needs that beard

wtf i hate white people now

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Lol you know these netflix powerfem turbo dykes wont put that in the show, cmon

Of all these the Roman soldier is real, but were the legions with niggers in their ranks deployed to northern island?

i'm okay with triss actress
the nilfgaard sorceress i don't care about
yen actress just doesn't feel like it'll work out well at all as sternmommy character

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well, they're paying attention to book details a lot (minus, y'know, skin colors)...

sounds like you didn't lmao, she's obsessed with the womb

I can get behind that too.

Nilfgaardian sorceress supposed to look like Yen (thats why Geralt fucked her).

LMAO

FEMINIST GENOCIDE LITERALLY WHEN

how many fucking writers do they need? if they cared about the quality just one competent person would write it all to keep it consistent.
i bet they're only there to discuss how to most effectively subvert the goyim

retards btfo

That is the steel sword. In the books his silver sword is with Roach.

jews hate redheads because they think they are some old group that lived near them in ancient biblical times
jews are literal brainlets

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>mary beard
>btfo anyone
kys tranny

extremely minor character anyways, and it's the only plausible one to not be white given the expanse of the empire

>where's the beard?!!!!
>read the books faggot

>meanwhile Cavil's with a small stubble

whos in the wrong here

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>& legend
based retard

>if its fantasy New York with a black God, it’s okay. But a fantast Europe with colored people is not.

At least don’t contradict yourself, you tripple nigger

She is blood-relative of the emperor, plus I dont think Yen is a negro even in this "version".

he needs it

if you defend non-whites being cast for the witcher you're a cuck simple as don't reply to my post

This

Different fantasies, different rules, retard

communist bitch

Remind me what the rules are, faggot?

Each fantasy scenario has its own set of ruler shit for brains.

Kek, they looks like Black Sperm clones from One Punch Man.

>what's a loanword?

NO non-white characters are plausible considering how much emphasis there is in the books on average normies' bigotry towards everyone that doesn't look like them. elves/dwarves are lynched everywhere (and they're more human than shitskins), and even witchers are most of the time met with hostility, just due to having different eyes.
it doesn't make sense to have any token minorities in an universe like this, and even less to have this multicultural shitted leftist utopia to lead lynch mobs against everyone that doesn't look like them. fucking stupid

I agree, however that doesn’t rule out non-whites in The Witcherverse.

most of them are of german descend and through adaption of a new language their names get a bit botched
you have literal translations of parts in the family name or full out translations of the whole name. some are just botched so that it's easier to pronounce them if you're a native english speaker
example
>Steinway
piano manufacturer who emigrated to the united states original name was Steinweg which would translate to Stoneway if you'd go 1:1 adaption

Look really bad but I am going to watch it.

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Now look how stupid you are.