Is this real?

So he's Alex Jones now?

>shapeshifting aliens infiltrate earth
How is he in the wrong?

>MCU Jameson is Alex Jones
The Daily Bugle should've been the equivalent of Buzzfeed and Vice.

>wearing a wig
We're taking about a MCU movie, they should've CGI in his hair in post production.

kek

cake

They can't do that, because then they would have had to portray JJ as the "good guy".

Is JJ not a good guy? He risks his life to protect Peter, a guy who had only been working for him for a few weeks.

>He could’ve worn a wig!
BUT THAT WAS PART OF HIS FUCKING ALEX JONES PORTRAYAL

Which movie does he do that in?

He's a lovable asshole. He's like the Vietnam vet grandpa who's clearly kind of fucked up, and gets drunk and says fucked up shit at Christmas, and you're never really sure when he's kidding, and when he's serious.

The first Spider-Man.

youtube.com/watch?v=sAfxBXAQCZM

>THE GREEN KIKE YOU LIKE THAT?

First Raimi movie

Brie Larson

Damn Raimi really knew how to make good characters

So they just copied this from the game?

If that's true, it's basically admitting that you can't top the Raimi films and there's not point in these Iron Junior movies.

I don't get it. So Peter Parker will end up working for Infowars basically and go abortion clinics and shit like that interviewing liberals?

JJJ is Alex Jones if Alex Jones was right about everything (except Spider-Man) and not just an alcoholic playing a character to try and sell snake oil.

you said this on the last 4 threads

they're taking the piss for clicks

That would actually be pretty funny if after going off on Spiderman, he calms down and smooth talks you into purchasing water filters.

so he’s Ron Paul

you turkey-necked globalist

>Literally have to put his name on the screen because his character is otherwise unrecognizable

No he's had an actual positive impact on his city.

>he doesn't believe that shapeshifting interdimensional vampires have infiltrated the inner sanctums of governments and media outlets to establish a new world order promoting child trafficking and glorification of moloch

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You're schizophrenic

Scatman John is in the Spiderman?

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Alex Jones is right

Holy shit its Vern. When did he get out of Oz?

In the new ps4 game he is an Alex Jones parody so that seems to be the direction Marvels taking with the character

Once he got a nice job as an insurance salesman.

>Mysterio fakes a school shooting with holograms
>Peter is condemned by the media and his family for trying to prove it wasn't real

Name 10 things Alex Jones was wrong about

Any of products he shills being good.

why was it okay for them to report on the identity of a minor like that?

Alex Jones is controlled opposition, he's left wing and playing a character, 80% of what he says is ridiculous to make his supporters seem retarded but then he drops real things into his videos to kill any support for them outside the conspiracy nut community. It's an effective tactic

they actually namedrop buzzfeed in the movie too kek

Yeah in the new spiderman the media are with the good guys, the alternative media is against spidey.
Oh you go trusty media, always trusty.

>Go through all the effort of getting the original actor for JJJ back
>Its all meaningless because hes only in a throwaway scene where hes not a newspaper editor also he reveals Peter's identity for reasons which means that Peter will never work for him
>JJJ by JK Simmons will probably never appear again
>Tfw we were deprived of any future Spide-Holland + JJJ Simmons kino that brings to mind the Sam Raimi era
It hurts. Marvel studios just keeps fucking spiderman.

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Shut up, libtard.

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Fish People

they are turning the spidey gay!

if JJJ is really the MCU Alex Jones then why does the media in MCU used JJJ's video and air it on national TV? they didn't even bother censoring Spidey's name

JJJ IS ALEX JONES IF ALEX JONES WASN'T A NIGGER

Fucking lamao

No that's in the good Spider Man films

>he drops real things into his videos to kill any support for them outside the conspiracy nut community.
Such as....?

>JJJ parodying Alex Jones
both sides of the political spectrum will absolutely love this

Pretty much everything Alex Jones says is true. He just hams it up and extrapolates on outside news reports, because he's a radio personality. The supplements he sells are pretty much the same types of things you can buy at stores like GNC or Sprouts, but they have his label on it and probably a slight markup to support Infowars.

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They can't make him a normal journalist because that'd mean the media could be bad. They need to make him an Alex Jones type.

Wow, thanks for spoiling it faggot.

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
SPIDERMAN'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, THAT'S RIGHT
HE TOOK HIS SPIDER FUCKING WEBBY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
AND HE SAID IT WAS "THIS BIG"
AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING"
SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM:
"SPIDERMAN, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK
IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, EXCEPT WAY SMALLER"

So any other spoilers aside from mid-credits scene? I haven't heard anything about the post-credits scene

>to try and sell snake oil.
Buzzfeed ran an article where they tested Alex Jones' supplements a while back, with the obvious intention of shitting all over them, but were forced to admit they actually worked and were better than the alternatives on the market.
Also, fluoridated water is a legit health issue due to misguided at best health assumptions from the 30s it's based on, and if your municipality fluoridates your water you should probably have a water filter. They tell you to call poison control when you swallow toothpaste for a reason, the doses in tap water might be much lower but fluorine builds up in your body over time, and in any case it's like having a small amount of lead ingested over your whole life vs. a big dose all at once. The former is still bad for you and should be avoided.
If it's supposedly for dental health then people can just brush their teeth, spending millions to pump a chemical into the water people can't "opt out" of consuming over such a trivial health issue is suspicious from the start. At the most sceptical level of criticism you can say that the long term effects (all those who say it's within safe dosage only look at immediate one time dosage at that level) have not been properly tested by a controlled study, and that with the history of health threats in asbestos, lead paint and leaded gas that weren't learned about until years later, it's not worth the risk for slightly shinier teeth.

Alex Jones and Buzzfeed are the same shit but for different audiences.

youtu.be/jyKNMCMrPPg
It's real, all of it

Fuck, they even did the voice

thinks friendo!

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When is he going to be framed as a pedo by the Skrulls?

Fury and Hill are both Skrulls, because the real ones were taking a vacation in some spaceship

Based AJ

>Spiderman is the real villain here, folks. He's a race traitor, he's dating a nigger.
WTF, did Sam Raimi shadown directed the movie?

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>45 days
More like 45 seconds on the roof

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Aren’t they legitimizing Jones by doing this?

I never asked for these feels

Based JJ

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amphibians becoming homosexuals

Cynical change intended for the new audience that has never read a newspaper and gets its news from twitter feeds and netflix shows.

Like my Uncle Terry

But that did happen

>The study was intended to determine the cause of a worldwide decline in amphibian populations. Researchers put 40 male African clawed frogs in water contaminated with atrazine and studied a control group of 40 male frogs in atrazine-free water. After a month, 10 percent of the frogs exposed to atrazine had developed ovaries and female reproductive organs, although they were still genetically male. The frogs were able to reproduce with male frogs, as well, but their offspring were only male — never female — further skewing the population numbers. The study concluded that atrazine and other hormone-disrupting pollutants were affecting amphibian populations.

Brainforce really works. It's ingredients (B-vitamins, choline, l-theanine, theobromine) do have a measured effect in clinical research and the price is significantly less than buying each of them separately from GNC or wherever.

He was actually right about that, asshole. People think it's fake because it sounds so ridiculous.

source: news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/

This. Might as well have gotten Laurence Fishburne to do it, it's a completely different interpretation of the character so using the Raimi-man actor is pointless
>Spider-man is now a public hero
>just like every fucking other person in the MCU
Spider-man 2 will truly never be topped nor met now that the weight of Peter having to maintain his secret is null and void in the MCU.