Villains name is sauron

Idk where the fuck are the rest of your books, fat man?

If your curious about the ending, just watch the tv show :^)

No, he was a genius. It's a great pleb filter.
The moment someone confuses the two, you know you're dealing with a pleb.

Attached: laughing_elves.gif (500x281, 875K)

tl;dr

It’s Saruman dumbass

if Himmler was a tranny it would be Hermler

Sneedman

>Sauron is an edgy goth
>His boss' name More-goth
Bravo

Nah, it would be Xirler - which would be a nice name for some alien supervillain

>mfw Martin will just copy the show ending and call it a day because he knows that idiots will buy his book anyway

Attached: 011A822B-024A-4226-AB2F-FDEB7F3EB825.jpg (543x373, 19K)

Offshoring personal assets incurs significant fees and if he wanted to ever bring them back he would have to pay duty for the import.

Post yfw he never finishes.

Attached: 31F789BE-E390-46E7-BEB6-6B15669D9F96.jpg (1280x720, 36K)

do not lewd potte

It's Saruman you fag.

Why didn't the elves take the ring with them when they gtfo'd?

>mfw
youtube.com/watch?v=wIQWRHJq_kE

Elves are tempted by the ring more than most. Other than the race of Men, iirc, Elves are constantly being dabbed on by the One Ring.

The Ring kept Sauron anchored to the world. When it was destroyed his essence became "higher" than the mortal plane.

Most harty kek user. No one was above the rings influence. Not the elves and not the valar. This was one of Tolkien’s main motifs. No one, absolutely no one is beyond corruption. This is why god himself intervened when the ring got to the exact place it needed to go. In this world, god would never turn a blind eye on his children

>Hitlers Henchman is called Heinrich Himmler
>theres an austrian politican today called Heinrich Himmer

If iirc isn't it the case that the more powerful the creature, the more apt they are to fall prey to the ring? Isn't that why Gandalf screams at Frodo in terror when Frodo tries to give the ring back to Gandalf?

Also, when does God intervene in the book/films exactly?

His name was SARUman, not SAURuman.

The OP is shitposting, there has to be a LOTR thread at all times, it's the rules.

Fuck off Hermione

Because heaven wouldn't allow the ring to enter. They have a "No Gondorians, dogs, or One Rings" policy.

Why didn't Eru Iluvatar just compel the eagles to fly the ring to Mount Doom?

Eat a dick, Neville.

I've always wondered if this beat is meant to be abrasive, or if Eminem actually, unironically liked it.

Attached: 00FB2B47-8459-42C6-8B77-42E09698846D.jpg (747x556, 68K)

What the fuck was Stannis' and then Dany's tax policy that they could afford and feed such a big army with just rock-barred Dragonstone?

That’s the beauty of it. Eru has never dominated any creatures mind. This is akin to his son morgoth who’s sole mission was to dominate all life within creation. Free will is the most important aspect to life, god would never rob you of it. The eagles were talking sentient creatures, children of the king of the gods, Manwe.
Yea exactly, your lust for power scales based on your fea (soul, which has a power level). God does not intervene in the movie because it wouldn’t make sense to the viewer, but in the book it was Eru who pushed golem into the lava, not frodo

Attached: B0AC195E-589D-4BBC-BE1E-1FC9F00633E1.jpg (750x1334, 212K)

Why didn't they get owned by the rings then? Men became wraiths, dwarfs got greedy and lost everything, but elves still wear those rings and even casually gave Gandalf one of them

In both cases: burning.
Dany really upped the ante by burning the taxes she could have levied.

>Sauron had tax policy
>Saruman had tax policy
>Tolkien didn't explain them
Now how did Tolkien missed the most interesting plot point in the Lord of the Rings trilogy?

>shadowfax
>never faxes anything

absolute hack

Attached: 108FB8DA-8D03-441D-8FC2-130CAC5B3593.jpg (450x400, 27K)

>Show didn't have any mention of tax policy
Martin is rolling in tomb.

>Heinrich Himmler
>his second in command is called Heydrich
for fucks sake

Those were made without Sauron knowing. The elf he crafted the rings with learned how to do it just by watching Sauron. Sauron never imaged something like that to happen. Without his supervision during the crafting of the rings, he was not there to corrupt them.

>why would the purest and most powerful beings in middle earth not want to possess the most evil object in existence

So middle earth is pretty earth right? Dwarves dig and at some point presumable found natural gas. Why didn't they just tie the ring to a balloon?

Dragonstone controlled the coastal lands of the baratheons.

> shadow
> white
Horselords were inbred

All the rings went to the elves initially, but they realised the trick just before putting them on so they didn't put them on. Then Sauron got mad an invaded their shit and killed lots of them and took all the lesser rings away, which were subsequently given to men and dwarves. There were 3 rings however that were made in secret by Celebrimbor who made all the other rings. These 3 did not have Saurons evil influence so while still linked to the fate of the One Ring, were immune to much of the controlling power the other rings had. The 3 Elven rings were safe to wear after Sauron was defeated by Elrond and Isildur because he had lost his ring and his physical form. Galadriel, Elrond and Gandalf could use them, used by the former 2 to maintain their Elven realms in perpetuity with magical protection, and used by Gandalf to inspire bravery and help persuade humans to fight mordor in the war of the ring. This is why Galadriel was tempted by the One Ring, she knew if it were destroyed her own ring would lose its power and she would be forced to go west to Valinor as the magic realms were fading away on middle earth.

They weren't wearing them, they were hiding them until Sauron was gone. The entire war, when he got defeated and lost the One, was him trying to get the elven rings. Gandalf didn't get his "casually", him having it was one of the biggest secrets in Middle Earth.

Lore fags are the best

One theory is that the Eagles are the will of Manwe, and act under his direction. My own view is that they are just epically lazy and give no shits about pretty much anyone else. They only helped because Gandalf was blackmailing Gwaihir over his scat porn fetish.

no clue, i only know it is both banging and the title is mfw hack writer George Reese's Ravager Martin doesn't finish his shit books.

>but in the book it was Eru who pushed golem into the lava, not frodo
u wot m8? I really need to read that book, I keep dodging it cos im lazy.

better lore anons have answered already, but yeah, I think they made those rings themselves so basically sinned and fell from grace under their own steam and not by the work of the Devil himself.

>Tom Bom-da-fuck-out-of-it was cut
shit movie

Tom Bombadil was literally Tolkien sneedposting

>tfw Sauron actually means "smelly one"
TOPKEK, Tolkien

>I really need to read that book
you won't find it in the book. I think it is something Tolkien said in a letter or something years later.
you should definitely read them nonetheless tho.