First Bond 25 image

lol bond is franchise for boomers in need of power fantasies. fucking brain dead monkey

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There needs to be a decade break for Bond movies

Dalton was the best Bond, fite me

Oh cool another menswear ad.

BOND is the Brealing Bad of movies. You jsut know it is peak reddit.

based drunk obsessed poster

Will Martin Campbell will come back to reboot the series again?

Most boring one ever

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Bond Movie where he just goes on the fucking missions?
No MI6 crisis or personal issues or whatever, just him doing his fucking job doing cool spy shit?
Now THAT would be a nice change.

Why?

someone post the wwe guy walking on stage looking in all directions

they're trying really hard to make it look like the 1970s for some reason.

God, I hope it's good

yeah, they've lost it

Approx. 6 or 7 of the Bond flicks are kino. Chances are slim. Here's to hoping.

appealing to boomer nostalgia is a good move since the young-uns can't handle 'toxic' masculinity anymore unless the guy wears a cape

Good call. I've always thought that this was one of the best scenes in the series.

It's gonna suck. The first director left, and now his replacement (who is a very good director) and the lead actor (who has been a fucking tyrant about mise en scene and cinematography) want to fucking murder each other.

I hope Cary prevails. The Craig-Bond era has been an exercise in direction and editing.

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Ah yes, Daniel Craig in a suit. How exciting.

A low key travelogue Live and Let Die style movie would be a great way to start the next Bond actor's movies.

>Will it be kino?
Not a chance. All the Craig Bonds have sucked ass, Casino Royale was watchable but mediocre, the rest are just boring humorless shit.

>fucking a top-tier North Atlantid broad
Cary seems based.

Production's apparently a disaster from writing down to Craig getting injured during shooting, so not really, no. It'd be fantastic to see something arise phoenix-like from the dumpster fire this film is becoming - and great films can come from troubled productions - but it's been decades since I've seen anything like that happen.

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First time since Casino Royale they gave him a suit that isn't too small and tight

He has been injured on almost all of the Bond films he has done.

They should stop casting that elderly man

He should use more lube

Why is everyone ignoring that sweet teaser trailer?

what the fuck are you on about retard? There is absolutely no tension between Fukunaga and Craig, and the production is going smooth even by Bond standards.

Don't forget Carey nearly blew someone up. I'm looking forward to a lawnmower cameo

almost all Bond productions have been troubled, and this one is going smooth. Stop reading tabloids retard

My theater clapped after this when I saw it release week

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this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=SEWQ_uBNWkg
I'm getting Max Payne 3 vibes and that shot of Craig behind the blinds looks lit af but I hope the film doesn't spend too much time in Jamaica.

Looks fucking dope. Hope they keep that aesthetic. Felix being back is comfy too

That's not Quantum of Solace

I remember watching this in the theater and jumping so fucking high off the seat I scared the literal boomer next to me, it kills me to remember this everytime

And the black chick on the thumbnail might be the cutest black chick ever, unironically

>craig
>bond

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reddit

It's got Ana de Armas in so I'm gonna watch it even through all the Craig bonds have been utter shit.

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been wondering this for 8 years now. really thought it was Sony's interference that caused it but nope

HAHA I would love to see that

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>m: so there's these things called zoomers
>bond: never heard of them

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>I need you in the midwest USA, Bond. Theres a serious problem occurring
>and what is that?
>Our friends at Langley are calling it an 'incel rising'

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>not a transgender POC

won't even pirate it

Why can't there be an evil base, henchmen, shark tanks, fights above bottomless pits etc? Why has every new bond got to be boring cyber based bullshit by some disgruntled ex mi5 agent or whatever

Because Bourne Identity happened.

next bond should be period piece bond

That is not a teaser trailer you fucking morons, it is a behind the scenes video shit from the official Twitter

jfc the state of this board

>dude le power fantasies

nice projection cringelord

youtu.be/OFx7hEt940c?t=121

Now this was kino.

Yes. Reactionary cold war Bond.

This was Tarantino’s pitch. It wasn’t the right time I guess. Plus his autismo gimmicks don’t fit the franchise

i want to fuck cari joji fukunaga so bad bros

James Bond should only have British tailors... don't like the Italian suits

Real shame Boyle left. I would've loved to see his take on a Bond film.

Does it represent modern Britain being a Pakistani colony?

I cant take him serious as bond after watching his balls get smashed

Why are you so emotionally invested in this film having warm public perception, buddy?

Bournie Identity completely raped the action-thriller film genre. Hopefully this next one borrows heavily from John Wick.

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Same Aston from the Living Daylights.

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Were you the one who put that hidden camera in the toilets at Pinewood sutdios?

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I haven't been there, I'm only on locations

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Tarantino is fucking gay

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>Some days are leg days, some days are IMAX days

how is the extra who was blasted in the Pinewood explosion?

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Clearly the funeral scene
You know it’s gonna happen with this shite Craig bond

The best Craig scene is the one where he asks the mouse who does he work for

that's the normal parade that britbong royal guard do every other day in St James Park

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbsIcmUkbFQ

It'll be his last film.

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wtf are you talking about?

She's so cute.

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well yeah he's like 100 years old at this point

Mad Max/Waterworld crossover confirmed? Based.

Test

BRUTAL MOG

Caribbean is kino bond setting

However Craig bond is utter shit

he wants the safari jacket to come back

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That doesn't look like a Seamaster, Omega on suicide watch?

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Super strange how Casino Royale has managed to be the only good Craig-Bond film

Yeah, it really made Dr. No kino for me
kek

director Danny Boyle quit because the Broccoli cunts want to kill Bond in this movie.

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they have been filming the whole week in London
Also, there must be some action scene set in London, there are pictures of the stuntman with dots in his face for CGI face replacement
youtube.com/watch?v=I0l3ZkKYmkI

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Looks like a gay fashion designer. Nobody dresses like that anymore, boomers. You're not here to sell me suits, you're here to sell me a fantasy of a cool british spy.

youtube.com/watch?v=h6CoNUE5Zho

A grey suit is crucial for the cool British spy look. See goldfinger

>First bond film since my dad died
>We've been to see every one together since GoldenEye

This will be first I watch alone. Why does everything have to change bros?

Because God has rejected us.

You know how I know you're gay? All the dicks you suck, and this opinion.

Hope you didn't contract his aids with all that dicksucking going on

Unironically want to see them kill bond

Daniel Craig is the worst casting choice for Bond

Especially as he ages.

Skyfall was better

The MOD building I believe.

Quantum is unironically my favourite Craig film. Short but sweet plus ginge Gemma Arterton.

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it's a black and white Glen check suit, the same style in FRWL. At least this time is not three sizes smaller than it should

I hope they seriously consider Cavill for the next ones. Mission Impossible Fallout showed he's good in spy kinos

The stuntman is better looking than Bond.

Didn't he play poor man's Bond in the Man from UNCLE already?

He looks like an average Australian gardiner with grey powder in his hair.

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>In Bond 25, Bond has left active service and is enjoying a tranquil life in Jamaica. His peace is short-lived when his old friend Felix Leiter from the CIA turns up asking for help. The mission to rescue a kidnapped scientist turns out to be far more treacherous than expected, leading Bond onto the trail of a mysterious villain armed with dangerous new technology.

RUSSIAN TWITTER BOTS
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>Every *other* day

There's something so hilariously British about the half arsedness of that. Does the night tube still only run weekends?

I would unironically eat Léa Seydoux shit.

He plays an American spy in that film.
Richie’s last good film

It was the other way round. He wanted to do it then reveal Bond was just his title (presumably making all the previous Bonds different guys).

IT WAS ME JAMES
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
I MADE TRUMP PRESIDENT
It's a rare woman who can make you so devoted.

FUAAAARK that's my favourite bond car

so will they bring spectre back and if so, how will they fix the mess of the last movie?

I am just happy they are no longer going with the skinny tie look from skyfall, the tie in the pic is the perfect width imo

Wtf is Charles doing there?

Emilio Largo kills Bond's wife.

Domino is top 5 bond gir;. Has to be said

Being a royal and shit, yo.

He visited the set at Pinewood.

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Fpbp

gpgp

I wrote up a bond film I'm that autistic, but I think it's derailed into it's own spy flick. Which I guess is a good thing in it's own way.

take yor son with you

>no Tom Hardy Bond

yeah I'm gonna pass this one

Skyfall's villain was cringe and I nearly burst out laughing in the theatre when he made that weird death rattle.

youtu.be/3SJ_F-mknOU?t=341
5:40 cos embed is shit.

Tom Hardy as bond is a meme. He is English, good looking and an 'ard man, thats it. He isn't a spy though.

it's going to be some A.I. bullshit
Skyfall made no sense whatsoever, even Spectre is better

go on

why did they do that really. That bullet sound was louder than the Bond theme.

To wake up those boomers who had fallen asleep in the theatre

Cary is amazing, he'll make this kino.

Not even close. Skyfall is only good because of based Roger's DPing

British tailoring is more appropriate for an English spy

Compare Connery's or Moore's suits to Daniel Craig

CILIAN MURPHY SHOULD BE THE NEXT BOND

Fukunaga shot this right?
youtube.com/watch?v=RAkknlY7Oo0

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>British tailoring is more appropriate for an English spy
if British spies only operated in Britain, you'd be correct.

You have to be over 18 to post here, sir.

None of the /edgy/ bonds have been good,
This

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Agreed, Skyfall was probably as good as the internal/personal plot could get. Spectre was just embarrassing, time to let it go.

The mere fact that the film is being called 'Bond 25' rather than an imaginative and cool name like 'Spectre' or 'Skyfall' or 'Goldfinger' or - literally anything else - leads me to suspect that it's probably going to be shite.

This. This arc is stupid and draining

That’s worss.

>All the Craig Bonds have sucked ass, Casino Royale was watchable but mediocre, the rest are just boring humorless shit.
Instead of cutting the mission short every five minutes, they should try introducing some dry humour. Craig could probably pull it off without looking like a clown

Agree - Suit in the Spectre opening scene was like a SCUBA outfit.

Even the gadgets are boring in Craig bond
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_James_Bond_gadgets#Daniel_Craig_era_(2006–present)
Why the fuck did they think they needed to be so serious, also the Q actor is dead weight and is cringe every scene he is in.

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I really like this idea. It would overcome some of the problems introduced by the modern environment (e.g. computers/mobile phones/GPS basically making everything much easier and more boring than it used to be).

You are retarded, take off the nostalgia googles, no reason you can’t make a super villain in the modern era

>Nobody dresses like that anymore, boomers.

People with some class do. Not everyone wants to dress like a 15 year-old boy.

it's a working title retard, real title hasn't been revealed yet it's Shatterhand

I agree, but that was the fashion at the time (thank god it died off)
t. retard with an ill-fitting suit, the only reason you wear a suit is for work

Brosnan é the best Bond for me.

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>Why the fuck did they think they needed to be so serious
Nolan Batman is why. Gritty reboots became a thing. Both Batman and Bond had terrible last films in previous franchises. What should have happened is for Brosnan to be given an opportunity to redeem himself with a fifth film.
>real title hasn't been revealed yet. it's Shatterhand
Maybe. But there was a recent leak with the title possibly being called "A Reason to Die"... Another Day.

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>fast cuts

It was kino

Soo fucking tired of this scruffy jug eared Cro-Magnon asswipe. Kick him to the fucking curb and hire Dan Stevens!!!FACT!!!

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that's pretty based

Nope, there's only one man

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nice argument Mr. Bond

almost based but Craig is kino, deal with it
>Irish
not happening, plus too old

>tfw Fukunaga skipped a day of filming in Jamaica because he was playing his PlayStation, probably too high to get up.

How can one man be so based ?

yikes

another bullshit made up by tabloids

>Were you the one who put that hidden camera in the toilets at Pinewood sudios?

It was me James

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he looks like ur average irish alcoholic uncle rn so does craig except more bloated so NO

I still can't believe anyone never said anything before, during and after production to prevent that retarded shit

>Will it be kino?
Beasts of No Nation was the best war film of the decade and Maniac was great. So I'd be surprised if this wasn't the best Craig Bond film

>My Staff and I maintain a strict black dress code so you know we are evil
What retarded shit? I only vaguely remember this one

skyfall followed the formula of a scooby doo episode

>What retarded shit? I only vaguely remember this one
the "I'm the author of all your pain" plotline, it was fucking retarded

Ah I had to look it up.
My biggest confusion with the Craig series of Bond films is how wild they are from one film to the next, you can't watch them all in a row and believe they're part of the same series.

Casino Royale was such a great fresh start for the series, then by Spectre we've returned to cheesy monologue villains and insane plot elements.

Casino Royale > Quantum of Solace > Spectre > Skyfall

Lol it looks like a normiebook advert for one of those shitty ‘modern man’ clothing brands

>This time: Bond goes Rogue!
>...Again

Dan Stevens would have made the perfect replacement as the new Bond and you all know it.

For me, it's Michael Fassbender, but I could easily watch both.

Esquire Magazine the Movie the Film

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that's what happens when you don't have a story to tell, you end up with a concept of story (in that case, they wanted a bond hommage) instead of a good story. They should have dumped those two writers a while ago but they keep hiring them.

I think I've posted it before. I've been developing it for a year, and will likely just make it into it's own thing.

>1970s
>new young bond
>set in one night, as Bond gets stuck in East Berlin
>must succeed at his mission despite his lack of proper experience and confidence.

Odd differences that Bond fans might not like:
>Bond will be less confident until the end
>Bond is more robotic, calculated, repressed, and focused on his job
>Bond is autistically devoted to his country and mission
>Bond girl is more sexually dominate than him - likely a soviet spy
>barely any depiction of the excess seen in bond films, fast cars, nice watches, etc
>Bond will psychically look something akin to Robert Pattinson - more of a knife than a hammer like Craig's bond
>It'll likely highlight Bond's psychical fragility and making him less of a super hero

youtube.com/watch?v=FDsomYdPvTA
>2:48

its used to be so KINO lads
what went wrong?

Fuck man, got a logic kek from me. So true

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I like it, a bit of a Deutschland 86 crossed with A Good Time. Not sure if it will feel like Bond at all with being such a reach from the books.

>I'm a big fan of the Sean Connery Bonds

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I like it except that whole "lacks confidence and is fragile" shit.
Also
>Bond is autistically devoted to his country and mission
that's literally most of Bond's character
but also
>Bond girl is more sexually dominate than him - likely a soviet spy
hell yeah!

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I never understood the deal with that guy, who is he with again? Did he work for quantum or what?

>t.zoomer that only dress in streetwear

All the Bond movies are all about aesthetics and top male fashion.

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again, if you're wearing a full suit outside of work or a black-tie event, you're a moron and everyone laughs at you behind your back. You might get away with a sports jacket if you're handsome af though.

t.buys his suits from topman

Nobody was discussing that you fucktard.

Nice projection zoomerfag

fucking kek

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seething

>13 years ago
Fffffuuuuckkkkk

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>seething

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god these movies are all shit

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you shouldn't post your face on 4chin

lmao nobody is impressed by u wearing a suit everyone probably has second hand embarrassment

>youtu.be/867iyhVFyEw
best Craig theme song too

Him lacking confidence is just at the start, his confidence will build throughout the film. He's still a chad, but more of a reserved one. It's the only character arc I have in my mind currently. The fragile element is motivated by the fact that I like actions heroes that get psychically hurt and bleed a lot.

I'm already thinking of sequels where Bond still runs into the soviet spy, but only ends up with her when the Berlin wall falls. I thinking of sequels being set in 80s Miami, where the excess of the Bond films can flourish, and later films highlighting an older Bond post-soviet era.

It's developing into something non-bond, so I'l likely intend to make it into it's own thing.

All popular franchises are power fantasies for some group

He wasn't talking about himself.

Why do you keep projecting. Did the 'dressing like a 15 yo' comment hurt you that much?

IT LONGS TO KILL YOU
ARE YOU WILLING TO DIIIIIIIIIE?!

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BADAM BAAAH, BADAM! BAAAH
BADADADA, BUM Tsh BUM BUM TSH bumb um du du duu duuu dudududu duuuu

omg so kino guys whats ur favoryt bond james bond??? shakings not stirrrr plzz

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Reportedly this is what Nolan wants his Bond film to be, but EON doesn’t want to give him 100% creative control so he won’t sign on.

what power fantasy represent the Minions?

please no not Nolan, anyone but him

Good. Nolan can eat a bag of dick.

bullit vibes, nice

Yeah my favorite was the mathematically astronomically improbable hands being dealt in the poker scenes as if they're taken straight out of a michael bay film that has no idea what poker is actually like. Really emphasized that epic gritty realism it was going for by being completely fucking retarded. Epic movie!

Yes, god forbid they bring on someone with a proven track record both critically and financially.

I liked Quantum of Solace despite its flaws, I think it could have been nearly as good as Casino if it weren't for the writers strike. It has the hottest girl in the series at least.

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>critically
yeah 'cause critics are a good benchmark, right?
>financially
I guess, but capeshit is good financially too, doesn't mean it's good

Absolute Pleb.

What flaws

Nolan is the one director you'd think they would give full creative control to, he's the perfect fit for Bond and he's never had a box office flop.

>yeah 'cause critics are a good benchmark, right?

I mean yeah, typically. There’s a reason why places like RT are used en masse and why a movies success is often measured upon how well it was received critically. It’s been this way since forever and will continue to be so.

>I guess, but capeshit is good financially too, doesn't mean it's good

That part wasn’t about the quality of work but rather EON would be wholeheartedly stupid not to hire someone who’s films print money all the while making his blockbuster films under budget.

Is James bond the OG capeshit? This has been going on for more than 50 years

sideplots going nowhere, weak villain, shit theme (I actually kind of like it but the singers are utter shit), terrible direction and editing

It's rushed and convoluted mainly. It was supposed to be more of a direct sequel to Casino Royale but they didn't have time to finish writing that side of the of the story, it entered production without a finished script and the cast said the writers strike was what fucked it.

I mean yeah if Nolan made a Bond film it would probably be well receive critically and make a lot of money but it'd still be utter trash like almost all his films

Zorro is OG capeshit

>Yeah the film would be a complete success in every way, but it’d still suck because I said so!

Brilliant.

No because bond is good unlike capeshit

I bet you think Black Panther is the topest of kino, right?

OLD MAN BOND

It wrapped up the story nicely

>irish kraut

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The queen is a kraut

I hate how they keep beating us over the head with "nods" to older Bond films. Fuck off and make something interesting, cunts.

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How did the same director make Green Lantern?

Autism.

>there are pictures of the stuntman with dots in his face for CGI face replacement

fucking hell this is the future of film.. pansies like craig whining about broken fingers while someone else does their job

Not an argument

Which is reddit-tier faggotry. Glad they got rid of him.

das rascisct !

is this sarcasm mate? this has been hollywood forever with a few exceptions.

>reveal Bond was just his title
That’s pretty gay

FPBP

yeah stuntmen are a new thing
fucking retard

Craig has always been going on about doing his own stunts.

see
No need to be a cunt, m8. Not every actor is like Craig pretending to do all their own stunts when a stuntman actually does them.

no he hasn't, and unless you're Tom Cruise no one is going to insure you for an elaborate car chase involving crashes and high-speed driving

he has never pretended to do all his stunts, the whole bike chase on the bazaar rooftops didn't have a single frame of craig and he never took credit for it

Ah, didn't know he was a hypocrite then. Fair enuff.

Probably not but at least it's not another fuckling Star Wars or Marvel piece of shit

I'm just here for my waifu anita

Bond was literally capeshit for boomers back in 60's

Praise The Architect.

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>>Irish

Pierce Brosnan was Irish. Eon and Broccoli would easily hire another Irish actor to play Bond, it'll be either British or Irish in the future. I doubt they'd hire an Aussie or Canadian, and definitely not an American actor.

Did anyone notice Pierce always looked away from his wife when she was skinny?

can't this guy just retire already?

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he literally said he won't do another Bond, they made him shoot it

>get offered 50 million to run around a bit, maybe sprain your ankle, for 6 months
>alternative is to disappear from public consciousness and slowly lose your prestige
Yeah, tough choice

No. Blonde Bond has always been a bomb.

>he literally said he won't do another Bond
He will definitely do another one now.

Looks significantly less old than pap pics.

based jimmy bond

*rapes a lesbian woman*
*nobody cares because it's the 60s*

>an actor with professional hair, makeup and wardrobe, filmed in favourable lighting and probably photoshopped looks better than when snapped by random street paparazzi
No shit...

I'm pretty sure I got chills when I was this scene

What the fuck is this nigger shit?

You're absolutely correct

>Prehistoric Bond

She's so fucking cute, holy shit

will they try and fix spectre or just pretend the last movie didn't happen?

Cary to tell us why?

we austin powers now

M

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Bond got a STD

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hsv-1 is not an std
and it's estimated that up to 95% of world population carries the virus (mostly without any symptoms)
if you ever kissed anyone (your parents included) you most likely have it too

goofy bond is trash shut the fuck up you plebeian retards kek casino royale is the best movie of the whole franchise

I hope Cary isn't willing to go with the retarded idea of killing Bond off with this film.

Why is Craig such an alcoholic.

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>About 67% of the world population under the age of 50 has HSV-1

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Bond is practically the only non-degenerate franchise out there right now for normal people and Yea Forums freaks are attacking it as uncool. Unbelievable.

>film series about a sociopathic assassin who drinks and fucks random roasties when he's not murdering at the state's request
Wow, what wholesome family fun Bond sure is

>up to
it really depends on who does the study, the numbers vary greatly but it's the majority nevertheless

Yes, I want the fucking commie Ruskies as enemies again.

I guess you didn't hear about them attaching an outspoken feminist writer to this project.

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It all got really cringe after Casino Royale imo desu.

All I want is to see a cool dapper gentleman gentleman do cool shit, drive nice cars, seduce and bed beautiful women and save the world, how fucking hard is that to pull off?

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lmao I hope it bombs

Parked on double yellow lines.
Image incites criminality and makes it "cool" to flout traffic laws.
Mayor Khan sues Eon Productions for the destruction of Bond25 master tapes.

He would literally rather do this than address knife crime, Khan is the absolute king of the displacement exercise. After people screaming at him, he finally hired a few extra policemen.
>Literally put them on Twitter-monitoring duty.

He forgot to button a button his jacket, wtf

Pretty loud report for a silenced weapon.

How many screenwriters does it take to ruin a movie script?

express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1125403/James-Bond-25-script-Daniel-Craig-Cary-Fukunaga-Phoebe-Waller-Bridge-Bond-25-set-Jamaica

variety.com/2019/film/news/phoebe-waller-bridge-bond-25-script-1203191429/

Am I missing something? Why can't they just give it to one safe hand and let them get on with it? Why does it need a committee plus the cast and a hundred revisions?

10-15 years ago Fassbender would have been absolutely perfect and would have made Casino Royale as 10/10 but he's too old now!!!FACT!!!

Craig AGAIN?

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ALSO, CAN WE FUCKING PLEASE HAVE R-RATED BOND MOVIES!!! I'M SOO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS PG-13 BULLSHIT!!! I WANT TITS, ASS, PUSSY, BLOOD AND GORE!!!FACT!!!

I read this and still almost had a heart attack

you don't need to button it all the way
not a STD otherwise I wouldn't have it

This better be fucking bait

>>Literally put them on Twitter-monitoring duty.
Why wouldn't you want to arrest people who point out inconvenient truths about the recent murder sprees?