So did Luke fuck those alien titty-milk cows while on that island?
So did Luke fuck those alien titty-milk cows while on that island?
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He's implying that Luke fucked Leia, you smoothbrain.
no he's not
He fucked the Padawans
He probably had rebel chicks throw themselves at him between movies in the Original Trilogy. Maybe he took up celibacy after training with Yoda and taking up the Jedi lifestyle but after New Hope there's gotta be plenty of girls who wanted to bang a war hero.
Based incest
>Luke might have been a virgin, but it's sexist and unrealistic for Rey to be.
Damn, Nu-Wars laying down gender redpills.
Who says Rey isn't a virgin?
He went on a Galactic sexual pilgrimage after return of the jedi.
>homeless teenager selling stolen car parts
>virgin
oh sweaty
He fucked girls before the first movie in the OT even started. That's my headcanon.
god hes a cuck
He hooked up with Mara Jade. Fuck you, Disney
100%
I find it somewhat inspiring that one of the most heroic characters in film history might be a virgin like me.
was he an incel?
have sex
The actress that played her
In that case, the actor who played him is also saying Luke isn't a virgin.
But he's saying that's only his opinion, and other people are allowed to think differently. She said it's sexist to think anything else.
>ywn be waist-deep in green Twi'lek pusy
>ywn use your Jedi mind powers to amass an alien harem
Who else did he fuck then nigga? Name 1 other female in 20 parsecs
dude, I wanna have a hatefuck relationship with a cute sith girl, in which our lust for each other keeps us in constant struggle to keep with out predestined sides.
He fucked Porgs.
Guise, guise, guise.
I got it.
Luke fucked Rey.
"power converters"
This. Luke fucked Yoda as part of his training and passed that on to Rey. There are some clues as to this in the OT as well as TLJ
How does one aquire more midichlorians?
by being a good girl and swallowing.
Luke fucked a twi'lek hooker with Biggs at Mos Eisley and fucked Leia after the Battle of Yavin.
He's an incel like us.
How am I supposed to cope with the fact that I will never fuck a Twi'lek hooker?
>tfw no desert scavenger gf