Favorite Star Wars quotes?

They inspire NO ONE

NO POD

IS WORTH

TWO SLAVES

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I don't know how anyone thought this was an inspiring line

We are the tinder that will create the spark that will light the fire that will spread to the First Order and burn them down.

"Another happy landing."
"Hello there."

keked and checked

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>someone got paid to write this
>and it was probably more than you make in a year

“Yeah I fucked padme right in her hairy pussy, so what?”

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>we are the tinder that will be struck by the match that will ignite but fizzle out from wind leaving behind embers and those embers will find dryer less windy tinder and that tinder will ignite into a small brush fire which if left alone by local authorities will turn into a forest fire which could possibly hurt the first order

Based Mars Guo

>bruh we're gonna fuck the First Order up, real shit

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>It's salt.

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Qui Gon and Obi Wan never said "thank you" to TC-14 when she brought them their drinks. What did Lucas mean by this?

We are the spark that lights the match that ignites the tinder that lights the wood that heats the water that releases the steam that will fog the mirror of the first order

obi wan was a bro, he would never do such thing

best boy in star wars pod racer for n64

>What starts as the smallest spark can grow into the greatest inferno. One day, the First Order will be consumed in righteous fire. We are the spark.

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much better and it's not even that good

I unironically like:
>Let the past die, kill it if you have to.

>Overly verbose tripe
youtu.be/1ToztqqDcaY?t=290
more like overly verbose trope.

even shows up in an old star wars video game trailer which was infinitely better than any of the last 5 star wars movies.

Rogue One was great

>The Old Republic
>Good

Uh, my man, you realize The Old Republic isn't Knights of the Old Republic, right?

This is a comma splice and needs a semicolon instead.

Neeva Kee > all

>The Techno Union army is at your disposal, Count

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>Have we lit the spark that will light the fire?
>Yes, the fire that will burn Gotham down rises

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You mean at Space Hooters? It was a sausage fest

>Knights of the Old Republic
>good
lol
literally every BioWare game ever released is pure shit
they are the main reason why RPGs suck so much now

"Dey eat da poo poo"

Jedi! You are surrounded, your army is decimated. Make peace with the Force now, for this is your final hour. But know that I, General Grievous, am not completely without mercy. I will grant you a warrior's death. Prepare!

im talking about the trailer, not the game, you dumb nigger.

kino

I like to believe everything that came out after that cartoon is not canon

>booyah!
>Let's go chrome done
>huh bitch?

Finn had some good lines

>we are the spark that'll ignite the lighter that'll light the cigarette that'll burn the trash that'll sets flame to the dead grass that'll catch the near by trees on fire that'll create a california forest fire that'll hopefully be enough to burn down the first order

truly inspiring

shut up nerd

Based techno union

Why not say:
>fuck the first order
>fuck the knights of ren
>fuck Kylo
>especially fuuuuuuuuuuuck jannies

>MAHDEEEEEEEEEEK
Really makes you think about what truly matters.

>The real Star Wars were the good friends we made along the way

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“Dey here.”

There might be more sparks if people listened to poe instead of all the stupid spinsters in charge

Daily reminder that the prequels are better than the sequels

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>That changes the meaning of the line entirely
No it doesn't, it still only refers to the Resistance as the spark, not the fire. They will be the one to begin the fire, nothing more. Not that it matters, because the Resistance inspires literally no one. Nobody, and i mean, nobody responded to their distress call.
I wonder how they're gonna explain Lando in episode 9 Spoiler: They won't

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This person's looks are racist.

you forgot
>Biiihhhh

you surely mean favorite WORST quotes if that quote is your favorite?

His voice annoying as fuck

God I want to eat some hairy space pussy so much.

Kek
The best part is that Luke actually says some shit like that in TLJ.
>I won't be the last Jedi

>there is no great revelation, no great secret
>there is only you

>"I bypassed the compressor"

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What le fuck

basado obi wano

>We are the crank that rotates the gears, which pushes the lever that knocks the boot. That kicks the bucket, that knocks the marble down the staircase, into the chute, hitting the pole, knocking the ball out of the hand, into the bathtub, through the hole, onto the seesaw, launching the diver into the tub that drops the cage onto the First Order
bravo, Rian

Nah it's still horrible. This shit was obviously conceived by a focus group of old women who take all their knowledge from Tumblr because that's the target demographic now

Powerful.

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based and subverted

You just eminded me that nothing from the first two fimls has entered popular consciousness. No quotes, nothing.

>It’s true, all of it

god this movie sucked

We are for the big.

based not watching the movie poster

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>"We are the flint that will be stricken that will produce the sparks that will ignite the kindling that will produce the fire that will spread to the strategically placed logs that will produce the coals that will support the campfire metaphorically representing the first order, which as a result, will perish in flames"

Deep

I think this film was the best she's ever looked.

I don't like sand.

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Not even the TRAITOR quote is original, Obi-Wan said it first

>how wude!

>enrages Anakin so much he fights stupidly as loses

Genius

>they bombing the shit outta us

>luke: obi-wan are you sure you want to go in this bar? With a name like sneed's feed and seed it's probably pretty dangerous
>obi-wan: you should have seen it when it was run by chuck

An absolutely kino moment

It’s time for the Jedi to die.

That's not even how he says it. The dialogue has no soul in these dogturds.

>first trilogy full of genuine cultural touchstones for quotes and references
>second trilogy full of memes
>third trilogy is nothing

If this trend continues, what will the fourth trilogy even be?

It’s true, all of it

Cancelled

After last Jedi I want to see how bad they can fuck it up and how hard the fans can cope with it.
Then watch as the bloggers climb mirrors justifying it or trying to follow the fan-trends.

Truly a great feat

A surprise to be sure

Report say this Vi Moradi character plays hid and seek in the park and people freak out beacuse they think she's a cosplayer and maybe going to steal their shit

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Who the fuck is Vi Moradi? What movie is she from?

>we are the snowball that becomes the avalanche
Better?

I'm dying

robots aren't people

>Rian Johnson got paid to make this
>His entire legacy has been destroyed in one move
>He will ALWAYS be remembered as the guy that fucked up star wars
Feels alright

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>tfw thought this was going to be a mouse trap reference
>tfw it was just a poor attempt at humor

Like abortion

>Rewrite it to make traditional heroes retarded child murderers if you have to
I guess this line made sense in context but still

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why did he hate order?

Why is nobody coming to our park?

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How about
>the fire rises!

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the hell is that

When was this said?

I need to meet his voice actor one day

>Pro Brie Larson and Star Wars threads 24/7 on Yea Forums now

wtf happened to this place?

amazing. every word in that sentence which you just said is wrong

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Not even trying with her costume.

is that real?

Is this his real account? He writes like a kid.

ayo muh culcha ain't no costume you baby dick crackuh

God I fuckung hate Rian. Also what kind of a twisted jewish fuck names their kid rian instead of ryan

>I stole a landspeeder

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>eye surgery scars
Yikes

>Please don't call the police

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Phasma book.

>we may not be the fire that burns down the first order
>but we will be the ones to start that fire

It's here somewhere. It is his real account. I don't feel like digging through all the sóysuckers.

Even the Disney employees (who went there before the shills and the media) thought that she was some creepy fangirl.

Fug me.
twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/1124518855483830272

Watch your backpack

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lol she's literally the only blakc in there, well played shitsney, I'm sure that demographic will be crazy for your products now

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Wait, are those fucking batons ha ha ha

That's one ugly costume. They didn't even try to add some wear and tear to the jacket.
Also if she's a resistance spy, why is she wearing a flashy red/orange jacket?

user meant the second one, the first one wasn't good.

Based

It was a mouse trap reference, kiddo

God imagine working as a stormtrooper and then have sweet ebony sex with her after the job.

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>It's true, all of it.
>You'd know if you opened literally any history book from the last 20 years

I feel awful for this woman. You’re playing a literally who and have it give it your all. Be nice to this wandering soul.

We are the cum that will fertilizer the egg that will grow into the fetus that will be birthed as a boy who will mature into a man and impregnate a woman that will give birth to the kween that will destroy the first order

and what trope is that?

Based

I'm confused, I gave up on 'Starwars' before Solo came out

is this lady from a film?

all of this. the character design is ridiculous. is she going to spy which means blend in, stay as unassuming as possible, or she's gonna flash her jacket and dye job? either way, nobody's gonna cosplay that shit come Halloween.

>Ctrl+F "bypassed"
1 result
>Ctrl+F "force works"
0 results
Yea Forums is dead

top fuckin kek! dying! please make some more memes.

From a book by the author of pic related.

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>That's not how the Force works
Unironically the best line of the ST while simultaneously being the perfect review of this trilogy.

>two films

You mean FOUR films.

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Disney will have a huge problem in the future. The old fans have been alienated by nu-wars, therefore they are no longer interested in the movies and worse, they don't want to introduce their kids to Star Wars. That's probably the main reason why the park is doing very poorly.

>Master Skywalker, we need you to bring the Jedi back because Kylo Ren is strong with the dark side of the Force. Without the Jedi, we won't stand a chance against him.
was it a reference?

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This

Do you thank your toaster everytime you toast bread?

pleeeeb

>Guns Bad!
Not again, inb4 it's renamed to Stick Wars

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Sorry, my wife just had a baby and I'm tired

Someone tweet this at her

>tfw most movies today are written by people that have never read a book in their lives and can only write in reddid quips and instagram inspirational quotes

>Also how is the Falcon not the most famous ship in the Galaxy? I was a general of the rebellion for fucks sake. This story sucks

I don't think so, Kathleen Kennedy just needs to be fired and replaced by someone who's not going to hand tentpole films in a multibillion-dollar franchise to the faggot who made Looper. Star Wars fans are capable of selective consumption, or at least selective memory as to what movies they're willing to tolerate. More people I know who are fans liked Rogue One and Solo more than TFA or TLJ. People just don't like these characters or the rehashed story they're telling. Rey has done nothing but duel Kylo Ren once and fly the Falcon around for a few minutes and she's a resistance hero. Finn does even less and Rose has apparently heard about him? Was he in a coma for months? Probably not.

It all just feels very rushed and inorganic. They showed a set photo of Daisy, Boyega, and whoever the fuck plays Poe hugging it out when they wrapped up shooting, but these characters have barely interacted with one another. Finn and Rey had some bonding moments in TFA, but they spent the entirety of TLJ apart. I'm supposed to believe they're best friends? Fuck that.

Based Emilia posters

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I don't see a problem with any of this

Well when you put it like that i feel like a rude arsehole for never having done so

It does feel very rushed. I don't think there's enough scenes of downtime of characters simply interacting with each other between battles and planning. Like the scene of Obi Wan training Luke on a lightsaber with the drone and blinder helmet. It's a father and son moment that takes its time to flesh out the characters. Where are scenes like that in the third trilogy?

>It's a father and son moment that takes its time to flesh out the characters

Thats patriarchy

Poe and Rey have never even met have they?

Fucking topkek. I don't think so. Poe might've seen Rey when they hopped on the Falcon at the end of TLJ, but that's it

This shit was like, one thousand years before TPM right? Why does the technology look the same.

Jedi religious restrictions on technology

>the last 5 star wars movies
What the fuck, it doesn't feel like 5 movies have come out recently, in the last four years no less. That's almost double the number of films they made back in the 80s with the first trilogy and yet it hasn't made a lasting impact like the OT or PT. I can't wait until everyone forgets the shit that Disney has released. It really is garbage.

it's shit but better

>Worrying about her hair
>Worryying about menstruating.
Women are truely the worst.
Why are they unable to create their own franchise and mess it up with trivial bs instead of infecting and wrecking a beloved franchise?

have we started the fire?

he's autistic, how else do you explain the complete lack of self-awareness?

>we are the sneed that will feed and seed the formerly chuck's

>We're the box of matches which contains the match that will light a spark that will burn the first order down.

Yeah could have been better.

So /edgy quotes general/ right?

*muffled noises*

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Somewhat ironic that a guy who prefers Bioware's writing calls other people "pleb".

"Pretty. What do we blow up first?"

>i am the knuckle of the first (within which we are all constituents regardless of gender or sexual identity) that will punch the first order right in its fat white face
fixed

>Where are scenes like that in the third trilogy?
Literally, none in TLJ since the cast is fractured and any moments of downtime are between Rey and Kylo or Rose and Finn, but the former is in service of the plot (although those scenes are the best in the movie) while the latter is just an excuse to vomit out Rose's alleged personality because she's a character we need to know and care about now. I haven't seen TFA in a long time so I can't comment on it, but it was probably only marginally better in this regard.

The OT had the benefit of taking place in an era where big CGI battles weren't an expectation and the films could take a more grounded tone where scenes of character interaction weren't considered boring filler. Everyone but Luke spends a good amount of time in Empire stranded on an asteroid just talking about shit. The new trilogy isn't allowed to have moments like that. Hell, Rogue One had plenty of moments like that but it was bogged down by its own pacing problems and the fact that these characters were born to die. But the pilot guy in Rogue One still had more intimate relationships with the cast of his film than Poe does with anyone but Admiral Gender Studies in the entire sequel trilogy.

i always accidentally read it as REE-ANNE like rhiannon and have to correct myself

You're trying way to hard. Stick to Yea Forumseddit.

well, TRAITOR became a meme, but it's not particularly iconic like obi-wan or yoda describing the force, yoda himself, han in carbonite, the twin sunset, "a little short for a stormtrooper" etc.
it's not like i want to defend the new movies but i feel really bad there's nothing i can point out in its favor. maybe i'm just sad they're so terrible and lacking in real iconography

Allah Gold is a big.

"We're gonna start the fire that'll burn the First Order down"

OR

"We're gonna spark the fire that'll burn the First Order down"

Simpler, less wordy and doesn't change the message.

>that blue-haired witch in the background with her nu-male fedoratipper

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How about, "We may not end the First Order, but we will light the spark."

WE ARE THE SPARK THAT'LL LIGHT THE FIRE THAT WILL BURN THIS FRANCHISE DOWN

I know this will be insanely unpopular, but the trailers Sacrifice and Betrayed matter to me more than any Star Wars movie, period.

They each do more in a few minutes with no character dialogue (granted, there is narration) to completely introduce new, interesting characters and instantly define relationships and storylines. They leave so much open to explore, and they don't even say a word. They each set up their characters for incredible journeys that can go any direction, and you're invested in them.

The games, however, are unplayable, unengaging, boring, scripted, clumsy bullshit, so it doesn't matter much.

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Fuck man, even The Force Unleashed had a great, story line. I know it was heavily adapted from comics, but Wentworth Miller and the exploration of a Jedi/Sith at the height of his powers, and the amazing gameplay (except for those fucking quicktime events and nintendohard bosses, fuck them) made them amazing games.

Good writeup. I didn't think about it but there really was much more meat in both the OT and prequels compared to the nonstop bland action of the new trilogy. I guess the people calling it capeshit were right after all

force unleahed was shte

What the fuck is Rian even trying to say? What does "MAHDEEEEK" even mean?

It was bretty good, actually. The force powers were fun to play with, the lightsaber combat was great to chain with attack styles and force abilities, and the visuals were pretty great.

The one area it could have improved a ton in was in the actual mechanics of the levels. They were so boring and the tethered/floating camera or whatever its called was almost always obnoxious.

>I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.

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Goes without saying, based basedposter

This is what I came to this thread fo

Jango > Boba

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He seems to be implying that toxic masculinity is the root cause of TLJ criticism.

>We are the nigger who will fight the police and get shot and lead to the riots that will burn the First Order down

I am the man who has impregnated your mother using the force, thus making me a fatherly figure of some sort

Even just glossing over all of the other reasons this is retarded the biggest one is that Star Wars is SCIENCE-FANTASY. There's no fucking need to worry about hair, menustration or any other mundane shit like at all. I honestly can't believe Disney somehow filled what seems like every spot with people who don't understand or even like the franchise they're working on.

What will the jedi council do when they run out of midichlorians

this whole scene

youtube.com/watch?v=fT8j9DxlRyE

Hue.

Based

>We are the faucet that will fill the douche nozzle that will expand the douchebag that will flow into the anus that will flush out the First Order and awaken the Resistance

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>First Order
I just can't think of a more boring, generic and uncreative name.

based reply

The Resistance

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yeah I was cool with this at first because I was expecting something crazy to happen right after that like kylo suddenly having lynchian sex with rey but instead nothing changes so the quote falls flat on its face by the end and your left thinking "why the fuck did he say that?" and then you realize it was like the director talking right at you but then you get angrier because he didn't actually make any significant change at all with any character arc besides Luke and even then they change it all to make it worse

Cody > Jango

Listen to me, Jedi. I do not care about your politics.
I do not care about your Republic. I only live to see you die!

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Grievous > Cody

Cody didn't even use his jetpack outside of one time in Genndys cartoon.

Credits will do fine.

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So brave. Fuck drumpf

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>Allahouakbar !

Looks like he's trying to pull off the Alan Alda Hawkeye Depressed look.

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spbp

See? Hawkeye Depressed.

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Because too many people found the medieval/ancient egypt/piracy aesthetic of the "Tales of the Jedi" and "Jedi vs. Sith" comics too cringy.

> tfw we will never see other Solar Sailers aside from the one Count Dooku had

I'll never not think this. Look at this motherfucker and tell me otherwise.

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Only a vague resemblance

It wouldn't work if the Resistance didn't have this generic army men aesthetic.

nah this is from 2011, it's the MMO not the old game (which also came out 4 years after TPM)

GONK!

>vague resemblance
You're actually the dude, I don't know your name I don't even know what else you've been in, in the OP aren't you and you're pissed off that everyone says you're a dime store Alan Alda.

...about his mother.

I love his green lightsaber so much. Nu-wars has forgotten there are colours besides blue and red.

>this is a fresh, exciting character who definitely isn't a Mary Sue according to Plinkett

>this is a boring, poorly written character according to Plinkett

i always thought it was
>BLAAARRGGHH!!!

You're a jedi, Frodo.

Rampant use of the Holdo maneuver destroyed a lot of old civilizations.

>It is good that you have never wondered what lay beneath her robes, if her alabaster skin was as white and unblemished as her face. Or if perhaps she bore the scars of slavery... and if that would stir you more. Perhaps her deferent tone would change once you held her by the throat, and showed her how far a Jedi can fall

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"We are the spark that will light the fire that will burn the embers that will ignite the flame that will initiate the blaze that will incinerate the inferno that will cremate the First Order!" - Poe Sneedmeron

Based!

>why is she wearing a flashy red/orange jacket?
So the park drones can see her from a mile away. It's also the reason why she has blue highlights for her hair.

kek, when Jar Jar is still trending more than these NuWars fucks cause he had better quotes
>Jar Jar Binks is trending more than Finn, Poe and Rose on Google even in 2019!
>Obi-Wan Kenobi manages to trend almost as much as Rey. Obi Wan’s last appearance in a movie was in 2005, since then he’s only been seen in animated form, whereas Rey is the leading lady of the current Star Wars Saga. And while Rey IS trending more, she doesn’t really trend THAT much more
>even Padme, a character we last saw in 2005 and after that only in animation, is trending a lot more than Finn. And remember, Finn is trending more than Poe or Rose.
> Boba Fett and the Emperor both trend more than Snoke. Snoke has these huge spikes for both movies, but the other two characters can sustain somewhat more of an overall trend, whereas Snoke seems to be mostly forgotten about between movies. And yes, Finn is flatlining here, he barely registers. Sorry, John Boyega!
> A throaway character like Captain Phasma trends more on Google than Poe, Finn or Rose. And Finn is trending ever so slightly more than Poe even, with Rose barely registering when comparing her with even minor characters. But all of them are reduced to almost “0” trending on Google when you add other characters.

desu if it was Obi-Wan, who said this to me, like that, and gave that gesture... I think I'd give him a pass

If I can be honest with you and not lie, I don't care and have no consideration.

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Fucking kek.

If I can tell you something you may not know, Louie, this is the start that will begin the onset of a beautiful and lovely friendship.

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I never expected Disney to revert the franchise back to the terrible post-movies 80s era.

So finn is the nigger, rose is the mongolian with a moon face, but literally who the fuck is Poe

Nothing about this story makes any fucking sense. Could Disney seriously not afford to hire a writing team that could craft a believable world?

Daily reminder that Star Wars is actually a trash series. The first one was kinda good and then the series was propped up on our hopes that someone would do something good with a cool setting but it never happened. Besides the first one the movies all suck. The second one is mediocre, the third one is actually fucking trash outside of Luke and Vader's confrontation.

We are the spark that will light the fire that will burn the wick slowly and deliberately that will eventually reach the boom canister that will explode that will utterly decimate the First Order

“Im not trying to end the fight I'm trying trying to spark the fire”

GET

MEW’s ex didnt

Honestly you could even change “that’ll light” to “that lights” and it flows way better.

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the point of the entire film is that kylo is wrong and the past shouldn't die.

you guys hate this movie because it's unironically too smart for you.

>Vi Moradi
what the fuck is this?

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>kylo
And Yoda, he talks about how the Jedi's time has come and gone.

>De wanna wanga

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I think there are too many scenes with downtime between characters but it's always the same combination of people talking makign it feel too boring and repetitive. you can certainly not say the trilogy has many or good action scenes.
Rey only talked with Kylo and Luke during TLJ, just said one "Hi" to Poe. Finn hasn't talked to Rey after the first hour of TFA and Rose also never met Rey. Everything is too segregated, they could have really done something new by having Poe and Finn talk to Rey about her powers, this would have been some fine world building. Instead we will only reach that point (if we are lucky) in the very last movie.

It reminds me of the situation with the prequels where people and fan editors wish ROTS and the Clone Wars could have just been the entire prequel trilogy, skipping over TPM and AOTC, because they do nothing but set up which could have easily been shortened and incorporated into a better story.

"We don't care"

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>Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate, leads to sufFERing
On the one hand you could tell they were deliberately trying to make another deep line that would become iconic like "do or do not, there is not try," so it felt a bit forced and cringy. But on the other, the deformed little space goblino managed to foreshadow the tragedy of the entire prequel trilogy in one sentence.

definitely not that one

>An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well guess what? Times have changed
>Get yourself some bacta, Delta
>Boss, hold on to your guts while I rip out theirs
>Is it red, red, green, or red, green, red?
>and he's supposed to be the demolitions expert

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I think it means "my dick", but I'm not really sure. Probably because even though I'm half his age, I think that would be stupid and immature to say.

>From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by that I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you...I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss you never should have given me.

that nigga couldn't act for shit but he actually delivered that line in a convincing way. Prolly took them 50 takes

>What about the droid attack on the wookies?

I miss when Chris Avellone actually wrote stuff instead of half-assing a character or two for some shitty Kickstarter project

>DAMN IT
>whats wrong Sev
>i've lost the count of my kills
I'd throw away all the EU if these 4 came back

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>Yoda
Yoda thinks the Jedi should change (grow from past failures)

>mucha shaka paka

The worst is you can feel that most EU stories were obviously made to advertise and build up to Galaxys Edge, to make that shitshow feel more relevant since they just refused to base it on the actual fucking movies.

If you were ONLY watching Rebels and Resistance it would be a great place because it perfectly recreates places like Lothal and The Colossus Platform. Just too bad that nobody cares about Rebels outside of Ahsokas cameos and absolutely nobody gives a shit about Resistance.

talk about a character with no purpose and not even a token designation.

we are the electron on the discharging battery pack that initiates the firing sequence on the AT-AT that destroys the shield generator that protects the old ways.

I've seen you writing variations of this same exact post in multiple threads on multiple boards
Move on, user

I would say he is the pilot but every time he talks to Leia it's about how she wants him to be her successor.
But it's really obvious that originally Jar Jar Abraham wanted to have Poe die during his TIE Fighter crash with Finn in TFA.

I doubt that. He's not Ruin Johnson, killing off characters for no reason.

There's spics in space?

I killed then. I killed them all. And not just the men, but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them.

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Unironically this.

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We are the gradient of electromagnetic potential effecting a localized change in enthalpy interacting with the surrounding medium to produce an exothermic reaction that sustains itself in a continuous oxidation process that will through heat-based warping and charring reduce the structural integrity of the First Order to a sub-critical degree, assuming our conservative calculations of melting points and assumptions on material lattice structure are accurate.

"Sometimes a commander may choose to share details of his plan, often he may not. In either case obedience must be instant and complete.
Such automatic response relies on trust between commander and those commanded and that trust can only be obtained through leadership."

Based and Qu'tepilled

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Based and effortpilled

we are the sneed that will feed the seed

I see you watch Rick and Morty as well.

We are the shovel that'll mine the ore that'll be refined that'll make a flint that'll create a spark that'll light the fire that'll burn the first order down

>we are the AIDS that will cause the flu that will kill the first order

Love means never having to say you're sorry

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Woa. WUDE.

Cut the first sentence

How embarrassing. They're right^

Fuck Star AIDS.

ACHUTA

Cool, have you met the dad yet?

NO NOT THE YOUNGLINGS!!!!

Damn. Powerful.

That was my favorite Star Trek episode.

We are the physical properties of the universe that will allow for a combustible agent to be subjected to a spark that will grow to a flame that will become the conflagration that will burn the first order down. And in their ashes we will sow seeds and nurture them so that they will grow into crops that will bring prosperity to the galaxy which will shine like a beacon of justice for all the children with brooms seemingly enslaved on casino planets despite slavery allegedly being outlawed in the old Republic so one would assume it would be promptly decreed in the new one.

Vastly better

Based Jew

>we are the spark that'll burn the first order down

That's retarded.

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wrong

P U T A

Based as fuck

At this point they could do a cantina scene with Boy George and it would be less off

We are the pajeets that will shit in the streets that will serve as the fertilizer to fuel the fire that will burn down the First Order

>a pass
I'd give him a smash, fuck that coruscanti cocksucker right in the face

If I ever were to become a director, creating a Republic Commando movie would be one of my end goals

>Do you know how fire works? A combination of fuel, oxygen, and heat creates a flame. Flame generates more heat which allows the fire to spread to more fuel. In this analogy we are the initial heat source that causes the fuel of other planets to ignite. Ignore the fact that there is no oxygen in space. It's not important in this metaphor. Anyway, imagine the flame, which is rebellion and passion by the way, spreads far enough to overpower the First Order. That's what we're doing. Get it?

>that’ll
>that’ll

lmfao

because Bioware are hacks

Huh?

This spark will light the fire that burns the first order Down

Change First Order into anything contemporary and you get an excerpt from a jihad manifesto. Why are we supposed to root for the rebels again?

The structure of the prequels is okay, the choice to have the Clone Wars relegated to a mini-series was questionable but since that particular conflict is only important in how it starts and how it ends, I think it's appropriate. Dooku and Grievous are the only big casualties of cutting the Clone Wars from the films but that's a small price to pay.

what the fuck? You can use the same rhetoric to support any movement, not just Jihadism.

REBEL scum!

Luke, did I ever tell you about the fire that will light the spark that burns when I pee? He was a good friend.

No they won't!

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We are the hand that will plant the seed that will grow into a lettuce that will be cut and put into the sandwich that will be eaten and give energy to the body with the hand that will use the flint that will create the spark that will start the fire that will burn the firts order down.

Honestly, so much of TLJ's action dialog felt out of place. There's a cheesy sincerity to Star Wars dialog but everything in TLJ felt too modernized. TFA sucks but at least it understood what Star Wars dialog should sound like.

Jesus how did Lucas get away with this

>TFA sucks but at least it understood what Star Wars dialog should sound like.
>TFA understood what Star Wars dialog should sound like
WHAT?! the same movie that start with a Marvel joke? nobody in TFA talks like people from star wars but like actors doing star wars references to the public

"Who talks first" isn't on the same level as a literal "yo mama" joke

>Oh great another death star
>I won phasma I WON I WON
>it's true all of the Star Wars a New Hope, the Empire Strike back and the Return of the Jedi, all of it
>the entire dialogue of kylo talking to the light?
nothing in TFA sounds like Star Wars but like some boomers who the only thing they know about Star Wars it's the death star, the force and tattoine cantina