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Laurence Fishburne
He's out of prison? He SURVIVED prison?
CHADDEUS
the face of Yea Forums
The white version of Idris Elba.
that's funny that you say that. he turned into a flaming homosexual after being assraped in prison.
he said it pretty fun. He went hard prison gay though
shota is fine too
how the fuck did he even get a job
Idris Elba
being in prison is actually a good reason for a massive gap in your employment history. being a neet for 5 years is literally worse than being a sex predator.
So if I'm 25 I should just tell the interviewer that I was in prison?
>gap in employment
Just lie about like every non-retard.
yeah, works wonders
I highly doubt employers are any more likely to hire you if you tell them you went to prison for child porn than if you told them you had "health problems" or whatever you'd say to explain being a neet
Make something up. You were self employed but business started slowing down and you decided to move on.
>being a neet for 5 years is literally worse than being a sex predator.
If you actually diddle a kid you couldn't even work in retail or fast food.
>he couldn't possibly adopt a little girl anyways
Lol fucking Thad.
Yes. It’s actually respectable, and since most employers commit white collar crimes anyways, they’ll sympathize more and see where you’re coming from.
Retards. Obviously you’ve never worked retail in your life.
who is eric wattson
that nigga passed a background check with a prison history and neets on Yea Forums can't get past an interview
>they're retards for not working a literal braindead job
A lot of shit-tier companies don't even bother to check that kind of bullshit cause they are perpetually understaffed
>"On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY."
it was probably because he was black more then anything
>Hi, I'm here for the Chuck E. Cheese position. I think I'm a good fit for dressing up as the rat for kid's parties
>Why, yes I did go to prison for raping several minors. That won't be a problem will it? I'm just trying to get back on my feet and put that behind me.
>Retards. Obviously you’ve never worked retail in your life.
No, a friend I had got arrested for having sex with a 12 year old and the only work he could get was office work because there were no children in the building. Try again.
did he have any actual work experience or was he a neet?
tell them you worked uber, no way for them to tell
Did he have to call out when it was Bring Your Kid to Work day?
it was a joke
madthad got blacker
Shitholes like Target do hire ex-cons, believe it or not. Just not in huge numbers.
I just say I was in school, 7 years for a three year degree.
How did he get a job already? What am I doing wrong?
he achieved chad status, you haven't
>Listen to his interview
>He loved prison because he lost his virginity there and he got to suck and fuck niggas on a daily
>Wishes he was back
I can’t say I’m surprised. Degenerate is degenerate. Can’t help but admire the fella’s candor though.
Post interview please
>ironically had so much gay sex in jail he wishes he was still locked up
Where are you getting this from?
HIS NAME WAS WRIC WATTTTTTSON
have sex
He works in the Amazon warehouse. Any retard can get that job. I know a few Yea Forums shitposters who work there.
>Holy fuck I left my USB with CP and my resumes on the library computer for half an hour
interview he did
youtube.com
>Bring Your Kid to Work day? Was this ever a real thing, or just a plot device for Hollywood?
Work at a bank, I can confirm it's a real thing and we have this shit like twice a year. It's cancer every time, I wish I was forced to call out whenever it came around
Interviewer sounds like a cringey Yea Forums poster. Can't sit through this shit.
wtf I thought black don't crack but that nigga looking old
who were you expecting to interview him, some dude like keemstar? dudes a legend only on Yea Forums
yea cause he went to jail
oh god its an hour and there's two
where this nigga ears
I'm out of the loop, how long has he been out?
since last october
MADTHAD
Is he full blown gay now or bi? Im not gonna sit through an hour+
Idris Elba
Lost it. Thank you for the laugh.
Shouldn't he get an HIV test?