Just saw it. AMA

Plot twist is that mysterio is a fraud using holo tech and drones, he tricks peter into giving him starks glasses which control satellites and can hack into everything.

creditrs scenes are mysterio saying that peter was going to kill a bunch of people and revealed he is peter parker. JJJ as alex jones

Fury and Hill driving then they turn into skrulls, we find out that Fury is on vacation on a skrull space ship

MJ works out who peter is, Ned dates Betty Brant, JB smoove is wasted.

He's a little bitch in the end and his own drones kill him while he cries like a baby

huh...so they made skrulls good guys...now they are bad guys?

Is Chameleon in the movie? Any mention of Osborn?

but consequently the end-credits scene also implies that the media publishes fake news since they allowed that whole video to air

no and not that i saw

still good, but they fucked everything up by not detecting Mysterio was a fake.

marvel said that the after credit scene of spiderman would dictate phase 4....what does this dictate? i dont see what it can set up unless its skrull wars

>Is there a full camrip out yet?

Kinda. 1xbet release is out minus end credit scenes see

I saw it three days ago, suck it

Theres a really trippy scene with mysterio fighting spidey and he creates a bunch of peters to stack on top of him and this happens.

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MJ should be a red headed model type. She cute tho.

thats pretty funny

Thr sky was the limit. Instead we get Iron Lad 2.0 with a weaker supporting cast.

So does the whole world know that Peter is Spider-Man now?

This is what kills me. People act like Alex Jones is on tv and broadcast like a professional news program.

>Fury and Hill driving then they turn into skrulls, we find out that Fury is on vacation on a skrull space ship
We will get this captain fungus related shit in all of future post credit

...

The part that kills me is that in the comics, Jameson it totally a good guy now. He knows who Peter is, is regretful for all the shit he used to do, and actually helps Peter be Spider-Man. Why change the character from a misguided but well meaning news editor, to a caricature that won't even be relevant in 5 years. Not only have you taken away from the possible timelessness of the movie, you've also ruined a pretty important character in the Spider-Man lore. Pic related is from a comic where Jonah, Pete, and Peters long lost sister because comics amirite go back in time it turns out to actually be an alternate dimension because again, comics and Jonah tries to set his earlier self straight.

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how was quality?

How much "nigger" shit is there?

Me. I'm the producer. AMA.

Because it's a separate continuity and this Jameson doesn't know who Peter is?

Why didn't Captain Marvel come in and fix Peter's fucked up shit.

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Can't let people think a major New York newspaper can be false now, can we?

How come SuperHeroes only live on Los Angeles or New York City?

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Do they fuck?

Because the rest of the world is unimportant user

Marvel Comics headquarters are in NY so they draw what they know

Please, someone post the magnet.

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shut the fuck up zoomer. you seem like one of those faggots who thinks that shitty spectacular spider-man cartoon was any good

You know what to do. Where does it fall amongst the other spidey films

He didn't have anything for her

best one so far

Alright Disney, settle down

why do you watch capeshit?

Gross!
What is that, is it a shaved Orangutan?

>being a contrarian faggot before seeing the film
go touch yourself to nu-tacular spider-fag

Super heroes hate conservatives

Because this is burgerwoodmovie movie, user.

hehe MEMES

Multicultural shitholes have obviously more criminals so more need of super heroes.

Have you seen the modern media lately? Alex Jones didn't lie that much more than they do. He just tells lies (((they))) don't want us to hear.

Making the skrulls 'good guys' is going to be the downfall of Marvel from here on out.

I mean, guys just like him are. Don Lemon, Rachel Maddow,

Funny how in their perfect superhero world AJ is still on TV. Makes one think

>the guys who are really good at espionage can't tell when someone else is doing it
Simply amazing Skrulls.

Call me back when Rachel Maddow is depicted as a crazy conspiracy theorist in a mainstream Hollywood flick

I never said I didn't like Alex, fucko.

How much money is it going to make and why should any of us care

Hey incel, her "foot fungus" is already long gone.

Don't invoke her name

I never implied you didn't, retardo

>fucko
cringe.

Why can't SuperHeroes just quit destroying shit in the name of protecting the public and instead use their advanced technologies to better society???
These people are insurance companies nightmares.

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settle down

Reed Richards could have cured cancer a million times over by now in the comics but hasn't. The only time he put any effort into anything like that was the time he discovered he had a type of autism and started working tirelessly to cure it.

I want to be bleached so bad, bros

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>fungus parasite
>gone
Lmao.

Go pretend Miles Morales is cool some more in that other thread

What is the name of the other Asian guy that's with them on the trip? I heard some rumors about Amadeus Cho being teased in this film

Super heroes are conservatives. Especially Captain ‘Fuck The UN and Fuck 2019’ America.

Calm down Zendaya, it was only acting

does stereo even put up a fight or does he go out like a bitch? like whats his powers?

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Why Tom Holland and Harley Keener Ty Simpkins are so handsome?

Brad.

Because Tom is a classic Brit twink.

Does Peter kiss that goblin?

He wears a CGI suit, and a fishbowl. The effects are carried out by a bunch of drones. They can send shock waves, fire, water, wind, and fire bullets. But he also uses the illusions to use the environment. Like he uses a illusion of himself to make Peter punch a wall, and walk into the path of a train. His final gambit is a illusion of him injured and giving up, but actually sneaking up and about to head shot Peter with a gun.

The 15 minute scene where Aunt May has incestual sex with peter seemed a little out of place desu

Yes. Not deep kisses. Also his fat Asian friend gets with the blonde, but they break up by the end of the trip.

He has no powers, just BARF hologram technology. Has a drone army though.

I think the scene where the blonde agent makes him strip and eat her out, to be given his new costume was perfectly used. However I'm not sure about Brad filming it and showing it to MJ, who really liked it. I never really imagined her as a cuckquean.

Aw that sucks. Thought they'd finally deliver some Hulk kino after cucking Ruffalo's Hulk so hard

Yep.
Whole final scene is teenage spidey kino.

How did fury and that other agent not know that mysterio was a fake? They just took his story at face value like hey I guess there's an interdimensional rift now because this guy showed up and says its true

wait isnt spidey impervious to bullets?

The end credit scene reveals that Fury and Hill were actually Talos and another Skrull. The real Fury is in space with a bunch of other Skurlls. Likely this means Avengers or just Captain Marvel and Fury are helping the Skrulls vs the Kree.

No. He seems focused on dodging them, whenever they are against him and he was threatened by Vulture in the car who only had a gun.

settle down

How do they justify Peter not throwing up at the sight of Zendaya?

Did you rike it?

He kisses her like he’s gay and she’s ugly.

>Does Mysterio have powers?

Mysterio's whole character is that he has none and everythng he does is literal smoke and mirrors

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Do they mention that Norman Osborn bought Stark tower at all?

every comic of note was written by a jew in new york back when new york was a literal war zone for gangs. you could have the entire mcu back then trying to keep peace and the city will still be a violent shithole, thats why it made sense

he cute

Did I like it?

That's Superman, dum dum.

Not that I noticed. I don't think Stark Tower was mentioned at all.

Poor acting on their part then.

Mysterio is such a bullshit villain (this version). I know it's capeshit but something about just a guy using "holographic CGI to create an entire illusory world around his target" just pisses me off. It's beyond fantasy and fiction because it's close to reality but also extremely stupid and impossible.

It's Mysterio though, what else do you want him to do?

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the live action factor accentuates the bullshit
and I could buy creating illusions, holograms. but the scale of it is ridiculous
not to mention he uses CGI for the fucking costume

Tell me why should I care after endgame.
Reading all the spoilers, it seems the event is minimal and forgettable.

I don't mind the illusion, but the whole magic drones that cause physical damage is so incredibly stupid. It feels like MCU is terrible on purpose, as if they're testing the boundaries for how low a capeshit can go before hurting profits.

>1XBET
>HUGE SPORTS
>1XBET
>MONEY WINNINGS

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I wish it had been funnier.

This but also cuter. A nice cute and funny movie if you will.

Is Mysterio just Marvel's Scarecrow?

Does Tobey have a cameo?

Indeed. It should have been a romantic comedy by the writers of While You Were Sleeping.

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>batman promo-code
XD (that's german for lel, idiot)

I fucking hate these commercials. Feels like something aimed at rich adrenaline junkies and guys who pay to execute people in Thailand.

they didn’t. watch the movie. it’s the same stuff as both the comics and old movies

the footage is from mysterio’s team. JJJ didn’t make it

so this basically confirms secret invasion right?

>better than Raimi’s Spiderman
How can you be such a soulless pleb?

no. the skrulls are seen as helping fury. he is taking a break on their ship while the skrulls larp as him for a mission. it’s extremely obvious they are going to turn out to be evil. they are SKRULLS which are known for their deceit

>no uncle ben hallucination

They'll retcon that shit and make the refugee skrulls a minority and the remaining skrulls will be like the comics

nope probably a false rumour at this point

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its bad. watchable if you just wanna know what happens otherwise wait for something better. the audio is even worse than the video, sometimes you cannot hear what people are saying

>be Asian
>lust after white MJ and Gwen
Now we get these uggos

looks like shit