Alright lads, the thing is in here with us right now. The only way to prove you are human is to post your singles. Post them now.
Alright lads, the thing is in here with us right now. The only way to prove you are human is to post your singles...
Jace Hill
Ayden Fisher
Only other setting in which The Thing could work is somewhere deep out in the desert.
Brody Morris
I can assure you I'm human
Charles Watson
I an human
Jason Campbell
Nothing to be afraid of
Noah Bailey
Traps arent gay
Ian Moore
Think everyone here is human, no need to worry fellow race brothers.
David Harris
It could totally take place on a space station but I'm pretty sure that movie was already made
Or a deep sea oil rig
Really anywhere isolated
Asher Bell
I'm a person.
Charles Lopez
I’m fine
Ian Jenkins
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Josiah Lee
This is pure nonsense. Doesn't prove a thing.
Michael Anderson
Fuck off faggot
Josiah Wright
The movie is literally perfect. Please dont put that out there into the universe, we dont need another.
Ian Jenkins
Into the oven you go
John Sanders
I think the Tuunbaq is of more concern Mr. MacReady
Tyler Foster
haha imagine if the thing assimilated me and turned me into a giant mutant penis
Bentley Robinson
Who has the flamer thrower?
Parker Hill
You're being paranoid. Nothing to be afraid of.
Gavin Turner
Noooooooooo
Adam Rogers
I hope I'm the thing so I can kill all you dipshits
Zachary Cooper
Leave postmodern degeneracy to me.
Henry Cruz
Hey guys! Who wants to go to Mars with me? I
Adam Evans
No you're not, go fuck yourself.
Asher Nguyen
*gulp*
Adam Hill
Based thingposter
Jaxson Sullivan
definitely human no issue here
Connor Sanders
Lucas Thomas
HOW MANY ARE THERE?
Asher Bailey
This is bullshit. You say singles, but what about trips?
John Ward
He kind of looks like that character on his shirt except he has worse hair and a better jaw/cheek bones
Jaxon Hernandez
im totally cool
Nolan Butler
This is dumb. I've got nothing to hide.
Zachary Kelly
I thought you'd say that; we'll do you last.
Landon Nelson
I am totally a human.
Cameron Ward
HORY SHET GETTEM!!
Zachary Smith
No, we will do YOU last
Dominic Green
Anthony Morgan
UH GUYS
Adrian Gutierrez
Please don't, boys. I didn't mean to roll dubs. It was just a coincidence. It was a mistake. Point those flamethrowers the other way. I'm tied to a chair nigga. I'll suck your dicks. Both you guys. Just don't do this
Gavin Robinson
oh god oh fuck.
Liam Rivera
sup
Anthony Reyes
...
Chase Sullivan
William Sullivan
Heh, good thing it ain't me.
Carson Cox
spotted
Gavin Jackson
Hey fellow humans, we have a “thing” here!
Carson Williams
this is stupid, we're all humans here we need to worry about whats outside
Josiah Long
hey fellas
Jack Miller
Press buton receive bacon
Samuel Cooper
GTFO or I will spray your with my benis freak!
Ryder Wright
SOMEBODY GET THEM MY FLAMETHROWER ISN"T WORKING
Christian Morales
I am a simple human. I cannot get.
Christopher Jackson
Well high there sugar.
Justin Thompson
Can you guys give me some privacy while I go to the bathroom?
Wyatt Richardson
Leave it to me
Nathaniel Nelson
that’s zachary charles hill and dude has the weirdest hair i’ve ever seen. When it’s grown out to his shoulders it looks excellent, but when it’s like that or shaved bald he has one of the worst hairlines i’ve ever seen
Jason Martinez
Leave this to me.
Wyatt Martinez
Wonder what the thing smells like.. Ha ha.
Mason Davis
JESUS CHRIST ITS GOT A MECH
Mason Nelson
Christian Williams
I ain’t afraid of no THANGS!
Jace Young
my hapa queen
Isaac Cox
Holy shit this is incredible
Julian Collins
Of course I don't have trips, I'm one of you!
Michael Gray
needs coloring
will be 10/10
Sebastian Collins
I'm good, Mac.
Bentley Morris
This test is so stupid.
Adam Hernandez
Ain’t nothing but a thang, man
Sebastian Gonzalez
It'll say anything to get us to believe it
Andrew Butler
who did the dog infect?
who sabotaged the blood bank?
who killed fuchs?
was childs and/or macready infected at the end?
Jack Stewart
Jonathan Taylor
Smells human to me.
Logan Hall
Eli Evans
he's delusional, take him to the infirmary
Jaxson Anderson
>who did the dog infect?
Palmer
>who sabotaged the blood bank?
Dunno
>who killed fuchs?
Killed himself
>was childs and/or macready infected at the end?
Childs most likely
Jonathan Myers
bump
Xavier Kelly
It ain't me!
Logan Ortiz
It ain’t me
Luis Ward
*screeches*
Caleb Powell
what's going on here?
Carter Hall
>Captain Ron
You're my nigger
Julian Turner
EVERYTHINGS PERFECTLY FINE HERE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
Julian Scott
Hello fellow humans
Wyatt Morales
wassup everybody
Dylan Long
Aww, c'mon! This is bullshit and you know it, OP!
Nathaniel Perez
Plot holes because movie is old, back in my day we did not give a fuck, but if you really need to know, it was all Norris, that chubby bastard was into everything. He picked up the keys when windows dropped them in the storage room. The ending was left to the viewers imagination.
Justin Ward
...
Jose Jackson
Carson Jenkins
Why even bother testing me. You guys know I'm human.
Sebastian Wood
Hahaha you will all bow before me
Josiah Russell
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH.
Luis Collins
real human bean reporting in
Dominic James
Nothing wrong with me
Jordan Green
Let’s split up
Levi Diaz
I'm totally human and would never even dare lie on Yea Forums.
David Gomez
me too haha
Matthew Myers
Lol wtf? I'm not the thing!
William Mitchell
shitty dubs thread is shitty
Julian Stewart
Noah Lee
If i am the thing i will morph as a clown and kill CIA.
Henry Gutierrez
Hello I’m a thing
Alexander Turner
not a thing
Brody Jenkins
Ok pal no dubs here
Caleb Wood
>tfw mutated immunity to fire
Ethan Hernandez
N-no, i'm totally not that horrible thing!
Parker Bell
I'm a ayy.
Bend over so i can probe you.
Easton Carter
This, but non-ironically.
Adam Miller
What a disgraceful way to get people to reply to your thread.
Isaac Peterson
This is horseshit, how do we know this even works?
Bentley Taylor
Im not a thing guys and if you come with me to this secluded spot Ill prove it.
Logan Reed
This is some silly shit, it proves nothing.
Jacob Adams
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Alexander Wright
GOD!!!!
Ayden Anderson
My friends, don't worry. We will all be safe.
Chase White
Why didn't doc get infected?
His limbs were biten off
Aaron Lewis
Hello fellow humans! Boy I sure love African Americans!
Michael Hill
>they aren't labeled
What was Carpenter trying to tell us?
Dylan Garcia
the blood samples were labeled you fuckwit
Aiden Moore
DIE!
Lincoln Lee
Haha us humans right? What’re we like? Haha
Luis Hughes
this is bullshit. untie me.
Aiden Bailey
its is I, Hugh Mann, the jew man.
Kayden Roberts
do it user, I wanna see it too.
Nicholas Ross
Am I Human
Nathaniel Wood
Easy now McReady...
Evan Bailey
though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
Asher Lee
How do you do, fellow humans?
Christian Peterson
This is so crazy. Aliens dont exist!
Connor Morales
This is nonsence. It wont prove a thing
Thomas Jones
At the end was Childs a thing?
Jaxon Ramirez
Seems to me it has indeed proven a thing.
Brody Phillips
None of us is the Tning but I appreciate your daily testing.
Ryder Torres
I wish I was part of the thing I'm so lonely oh my god
Christian Clark
Human here.
Kayden Foster
Yay! I am!!!
Lincoln Williams
I am totally a human bean. Trust me.
Justin Harris
100% human here. CUT ME LOOSE
Angel Gonzalez
I AM NOT THE THING
Landon Scott
This is non-sense
Doesn't prove anything
Nolan Rogers
no
Carson Brooks
Hello gentlemen.
Liam Wilson
some men were made to be women.
she a cute.
Evan Mitchell
This roll dictates ending canon
Hunter Williams
Are Democrats a thing?