Jake Kinohaal

my favorite actor

>don't touch me

>hair receding
>dressed like some 80's coke freak
>bloodshot eyes
Take shitty roles, pay the toll

What's his fuckin problem?

he based

Tom looks like he's used to it

How is it possible that Jake is such a handsome man, but his sister is some kind of goblin abomination?

What did he mean by this?

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS
WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN BALD AND SHORT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They basically have the same face and it only looks good on a man

He won me over in this. This was 1 of the most engrossing movies I've ever seen and I think that's mostly to do with Jake

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OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

based

Vanishing Twin Syndrome. Though it usually occurs between twins still in the womb, Jake found a way to siphon his sister's life force as an adult.

Casted

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The shot of him staring into the camera at the broadcast room is my favourite, he doesn't really make a face but his eyes show a hidden ferocity and barely concealed rage at the world that he is conquering.

That surprised me in Enemy.
He actually changes his sex appeal just by changing his personality.
I don't think an attractive woman can do that.

he's almost 40, give him a break

>Hair receding.
Christ almighty this board and actor'ss hair. It's not even receding.

It is on one side, but it's still excellent

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What are some certified Jake Gyllenkinos aside from Prisoners, Enemy, Nightcrawler and Jarhead?

he was great in prisoners and nightcrawler

I know. Strait up retarded.

Help. I would go gay for Jake Gyllenhaal and Henry Cavill.

I met him once (kind of)

Demolition and End of Line

Chade Chadenhaal

based tom don't care

the numbers, mason

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Far From Home

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Donnie Darko, Zodiac and Nocturnal Animals are all top tier and must-see if you like Gyllenhaal-kino. You could throw in Source Code and Brokeback Mountain there too, but they are not as top tier as the others.

Jake Jewlenhaal

I've never watched this kino. Should I?

Nightcrawler is pure kino. 100% worth a watch.

>tfw balding posters idolize great hair people as heroes

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>tfw he's not addicted to kinohaal

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i just watched the new spiderman and spent the whole time just thinking if i could pull that hair look off like god fucking damn i would let that hair rape me

That hair looks sticky as fuck.

That’s how we’re all born user

Genius
If it were 1995 I’d have cast Val Kilmer, Based Jake would definitely be the guy to pull it off today

Somehow you found a way to pick an even gayer movie than Brokeback Mountain

FUGGGGGGGGGGGG

Do tell. Was he a jerk?

I was an extra on Love & Other Drugs, and during a break I was chilling in a coffee shop just off set when he walked in and got a coffee. The baristas of course knew who he was and were trying not to freak out, but he couldn't have been nicer to them. I wrote "kind of" because I didn't actually talk to him.

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Forced to use social media once he took the Disney role to promote Spiderman.
Also nice quads.

How much is extra payed? My dream is to migrate co LA and work as an extra.

Depends on a lot of things (state, production, union/non-union, pay bumps, etc.), but generally around $10/hr. I do it just because I have a flexible work schedule.

>$10/hr
So I won't be able to survive doing just that

Probably not since the work for background is so sporadic, unless you're willing to travel. Also the average day is around 12-14 hours. I'd go insane if I was actually part of a film crew and worked that much 6 or 7 days a week.

Thanks for your insight

Tom joked they drank each other’s piss. He told a Chinese reporter they fed each other watermelon. I actually think they’re fucking.

Excellent user

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I want a film about Detective Loki from Prisoners. The most kino underrated character Hollywood has produced in years.

Definitely, one of the best films of this decade

THIS THE WORST OF ALL

SELLOUT FOR A CAPESHIT ROLE IS ONE THING

BUT FORCED TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA THATS A DEAL BREAKER

more like Jake KinoHaul

Is there a single person in this board that knows how hair works?

Your digits are very impressive. You must be very proud.

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Nah the movie is great regardless.
>dat comfy l.a night vibe

Brothers

Zodiac, but just about every single person in that movie is incredible. Fincher will never top it.

I've tried to watch Nocturnal Animals, but can't make it past the opening scene.

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Watched Zodiac long ago. Planning on rewatching it.
What's wrong with Nocturnal Animals?

I watched Zodiac while tripping on acid. Good times.

Imagine if he was cast in Star Wars

also, nice digits

whenever i see this i think about how much this guy looks like Nolan, down to the blue suits

Should have been the lead actor in HER
Would have been way better then
Instead of being a lonely pathetic incel (Phoenix) he would have came across a lot more unhinged and potentially dangerous

He looks russian here.

is he gay or was it only an act?

>Instead of being a lonely pathetic incel (Phoenix) he would have came across a lot more unhinged and potentially dangerous
Umm sweetie... pic related.

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bubble boy

>look up some jake kinos
>the only seeded ones are YIFY torrents
I'm about to say it

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criminally underrated

are you blind? he is basically bald

blinditems says they all but are.

Nocturnal Animals is one of the best films about Masculinity akin to Straw Dogs. Also a great film noir. Pure kino. Very underrated.

Him and Tom Holland have definitely been fucking. You can almost hear the sound of Jake clapping Spidey's tight cheeks

source code is pretty solid. donnie darko too

Overrated as fuck