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>>tfw no cute clown gf ever
COULD YOU HANDLE THEM THO???

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You can bring your trap gf

Bros I finally had sex and it wasn't worth it, degrading myself into a normalfaggot, pretending to like people and putting shitloads of effort to be absolutely spotless was a complete waste, the sex was mediocre honestly, she loved it and I had to jerk myself in the bathroom to finish because she wasn't able to. I wasted so much time. don't fall for the roastie's tricks, it's not worth it.

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>trap
But how could the incels know? If they see me with her, are they going to shoot me or not?

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Honestly same OP. I've only had sex 2 times but each time was underwhelming. It must just be that it's programmed in our mind to lust after.

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Maybe you're just really terrible and the 10 seconds it took you to ejaculate was enough to make you realise you should have already killed yourself and that you'll never be enough to bring even the most basic pleasure to a woman

Idk just maybe

How did you get someone to have sex with you? Also did you let her know it was your first time?

>Also did you let her know it was your first time?
Not him, but you never do that.

When you get used to having sex and know what you're doing it becomes amazing

> the goal post is moved

Honestly ever since the Joker trailer dropped I've seen a subtle difference in those around me. I think that Joker trailer unlocked something in the population's subconscious. On my way to work this morning my usual route was obstructed by a gruesome car wreck, so I took surface streets. I saw strange sights throughout my ride. Passing under a tunnel I saw a shirtless man covered in mud pushing a midget wearing old Victorian era garb in a shopping cart while screaming some strange brutal language.
At a red light I saw a woman grab a piece of raw red meat from her center compartment and start gnashing on it. She then tucked it somewhere in her lap after the car behind her caught her attention by honking at the green light. Only half of my coworkers showed up today. They said there was a bug going around. The coworkers that did show up all had the Joker trailer playing on their computer screens throughout the day. I saw two people sitting side by side watching the same video. One nudged the other on the shoulder and said "You have to see this." Then the one guy went over and was amazed by the trailer as if it wasn't the same exact video he had already been watching.
The boss lady always wears an abundance of make up. But her lipstick and eye shadow seemed to have been applied hastily and with more product than usual.
Although this change might be a good thing. Ever since the trailer dropped there's been a noticeable influx in people's sense of humor. Every one was cracking jokes today. After a while the whole office was a symphony of fits of laughter. My cheeks and stomach still hurt from it. It seems like laughter has been just as infectious as that sick bug going around. I'm actually still laughing right now as I write this.

Schizophrenia, the post

okay fine but what the FUCK was meant by this?

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I agree. But people on /adv/ are quite passionate about how you must let the girl know you are a virgin. I wondered if the rest of Yea Forums thought the same.

Of course you let them know. Why wouldn't you? It would be immediately obvious that you hadn't and you would just look like an absolute sperg. If they weren't as autistic as you they would enjoy the experience and could set the pace so you would enjoy it.

lmao just copy porn retard

2 tickets for Joker

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Had a solid laugh, but on the off chance that you are serious then you're an actual retard

Black man in whiteface, This is the 80s so it wasn't so PC at the time to feel inferior to the white man.

/adv/ are full of normies and females. They want you to admit you're a virgin so that thy know to shun you

30 year old virgin here. Never had a gf or been on a date. Literally stopped caring years ago, it's something I've long accepted that I won't have and it literally doesn't bother me anymore

bump

>it literally doesn't bother me anymore

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What if i go dressed like this?
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how has it tested?

You might get too much pussy and in doing so get too many bullets in your body.

2 mixed reviews 1 completely positive on Twitter so far

Dubs and James Holmes escapes and shoots up the premiere.

Checked RIP

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I hope they let him watch it

this is a based thread

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