Has anyone else seen this thing? I just saw it and I hated it

>what would you think if I let out a poo,
>would you tell me to get off the street?

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>They end on Ed Sheeran and not The Beatles
Now that’s just fucking hilarious. It’s like they were trying to fuck it up.

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Facebook users really do have zero taste.

I forgot the pic FUCK my life

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Same with Jesus

It's really baffling because in the context of the rest of the movie they acknowledge his awfulness and it's played off as a joke. I genuinely don't know what they were thinking.

>Normies truly believe this is masterful storytelling
This really is clown world. /pol/ was right. Nothing makes sense and it feels like a satire. Common sense is gone. I not even a racist, could give a fuck if an Indian wants to sing The Beatles. The premise is just really novelty, and the full film goes fucking nowhere. What is wrong with normies to wire them into loving everything Soulless?

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why are brown guys so obsessed with getting white girls?

imagine being this fucking dense. Go watch more capeshit. But stay away from DC. That stuff is too deep for you

White girls are the peak of human girls

>Acting this intellectual over a fucking Romantic Comedy
Please go watch some Kino.

this. White guys on the other hand.....

If you fail to grasp even a romcom, then yes. I guess it would be "acting intellectual" to you

Hope phone poster saved more of them, I haven't laughed that hard in a thread in quite some time.

They probably didn't have the budget for a/any other Beatles tunes because it's ungodly expensive to put their songs in a movie.

>a girl that hot dating some manlet pajeet
yikes!

They actually play "Hey Jude" over the credits

>watching movies in 2019

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Original or Paul on his own

Give me a synopsis, they have this bitch on lockdown and I want to know how this shitty movie is.

Let me guess, white male? Ya sorry sweetheart, this movie isn't for you.

Hard shilling middle eastern type folk to middle class white america with the deeply retarded and horrifyingly garbage that is beetles "music".

They wouldn't even get a record deal because they're not Jewish.

Actually a couple of them are full fag or heteroflexible and one is SUPER leftist and anti-establishment so they'll become a small meme band if they are really really lucky.
That's about as far as they go because the tricks that was used to make those talentless clowns popular would never work today.

>Jack I always liked you, why didn't you ever make a move on me?
>No Jack, I don't want to sleep with you!
>It's too late Jack, we can't be together, we just couldn't!
>Actually we could, but you have to pick between me and your billion dollar career.
>Jack, I know I was just crying over you yesterday, but I've started dating another man.
>Jack, you confessed your love in front of an audience? Of course I'll humiliate my boyfriend by leaving him without a second thought.

I'm pretty sure there was a cut subplot where she was going to get jealous of Ana de Armas but it probably would've made her too obviously unlikable.

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Straight up shilling pajeets because street shitting H1B’s now constitute large swaths of cities and represent a massive portion of entertainment shekels. “hey currygoy, the hero of this film looks just like you and gets the white girl to show him bobs and vagene — come out to the multiplex with the 15 buddies that you all hang together with.”

very poor show. why bother if you're a phoneposting faggot?

Sounds like they've gotta go back.

When are they going to release the extended cut with Ana de Armas?

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yuck

If I took a street side poo
Would you promise to poo too
And wipe with your left hand
Because I've pood outside before
And I promise to poo more
Upon this stinky land

M-maybe the next President after the next Democrat President will actually do what Trump said he would do? R-right guys?

Because the Beatles didn't write those beloved songs, it was some paki

Guess the indian guy let it be

Dunno.
But I'm going to smash the few hot brown curry bitches then make the thoroughly conquered thots make wear blacked T-shirts after I'm done with them.

Imagine there's no toilets
It's easy if you try
No porcelain below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the pajeets
Shitting on the ground
You may say that I'm a shitskin
But I'm not the only one
So lets all lift our pajeet dresses
And squat down and shit as one

>mentally ill poos are the ones spamming blacked
why do you fags have such shit taste in porn?

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When I find myself in bowel trouble,
Lavatories aren't for me;
Piss or turds in this one,
Shitting street.

Shitting street,
Shitting street,
Shitting street,
Oh, shitting street

Piss or turds in this one,
Shitting street.

Throw grandma's remains in an open pit latrine
Open pit latrine
Open pit latrine
Throw grandma's remains in an open pit latrine
Open pit latrine
Open pit latrine

Number 2
>fart
Number 2
>fart
Number 2
>fart

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Beside the shitty romance plot
>People immediatly love every Beatles song he plays, like it is automatically the greatest thing they have ever heard, even the very early stuff
>He actually meets two people in the end, who remember the Beatles as well. They are not mad at him for plagiarizing, but grateful, because they were afraid all the songs were lost forever. Also
>They give him the adress of an old John Lennon, who never became a musician and never got killed.

I thought it was disconcerting that he basically never gets punished for completely ripping off another band's music, and even has that one couple show up and congratulate him for being a thief. Sure, it eats at him slightly, but there should be at least one major setback that gets in the way. Even when he comes clean at the end, he's extrinsically motivated to do it because he wants to fuck his friend, which therefore robs the decision of any larger meaning. In general it's just odd and slightly unsettling for the moral of the story to be "Yeah if nobody's around to stop you just steal the songs and make billions being a fraud lol"
Also, what did she see in him? He was just a whiny pajeet loser who lived with his parents and basically failed at his entire life, why was she harboring an anime-level crush on him for a decade

For the longest time I thought this was Kiera Knightley

What, teenage girls?

>have a fun concept that can be used to make a decent flick
>make another generic rom com instead
JUST, Danny Boyle dropped out of making Bond just to direct this

>He actually meets two people in the end, who remember the Beatles as well. They are not mad at him for plagiarizing, but grateful, because they were afraid all the songs were lost forever.
I thought this was quite charming.

>after the next Democrat President
There's still time. 2024 is a ways away.

>Pajeet is a failed musician playing boardwalks to no one, is enabled by a childhood friend who is a pretty white woman who has been waiting since middle school for him to make a move
>Unexplained blackout causes random entities like The Beatles, Harry Potter, Coca Cola and cigarettes to be wiped from history, this is played for laughs throughout the film and the logic for what disappears is never explained
>He discovers what happened, cue montage of him remembering as many Beatles songs as possible
>Movie looks like it's going to be interesting for a hot minute when he starts busting out Beatles songs at shitty gigs and absolutely no one cares, until cliche musical biopic shit happens and he gets noticed then records songs in a shitty studio then gets noticed by big act then goes on tour as opener then gets drafted as a solo artist by big bad L.A. Agent
>At this point the movie essentially forgets the Beatles and becomes a standard rags to riches musician story where he's preparing to go double platinum while struggling with losing the small town girl he didn't know he loved, and there's tepid drama over will she/won't she wait for him any more and will he/won't he give everything up for her. Beatles songs and references are sprinkled liberally but it's little more than window dressing
>The bit from the trailer where Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr ambush him on a talk show is a dream sequence, and there's a false flag where two people also remember the Beatles, but rather than ratting him out for plagiarizing they just congratulate him for keeping the music alive
>He gets a pep talk from an elderly John Lennon about his woman troubles and proceeds to admit his secret and give up his entire career at the opening concert of his first album in order to win back the girl, and it works. The guy she had been temporarily dating then gets with Ana de Armas, which feels like a step up for him
>End with poo and white girl having kids

>Pajeet steals somebody elses intellectual property

I fail to see how this is new and inventive.

Eleanor Rigby
fuckign bitch block me when I text her again
Why can't ve be friends?
Eleanor Rigby
Such a beautiful gurl hey bb I love u let's do sex
please let me have sex
I am lonely Parshinder
vhere is my gurl for love?
I am lonely Parshinder
vhere is my gurl for love?

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you could not pay me $20 to sit down and watch a movie with this disgusting indian in it.

god fuck, i really do not give a fuck that i detest indians.

I'd be their fan, I miss bands, now all we have are mumble rappers and kpop

Brian Epstein would have to be there for them today. That sheenie was basically their dad the whole time he was manager.

>JACK

Hey pude

They don't end on Ed Sheeran, the poo plays Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da over the montage of them having kids together

Also he meets an old, unsuccessful John Lennon which makes no sense since other things disappear in the film's universe, like cigarettes and Harry Potter books so the Beatles themselves should have disappeared