>shitty brat
>kills his dad by weaponised autism
>I'm supposed to root for him
yikes
Shazam
Adrian Brown
Dylan Nelson
>I'm supposed to root for him
I hope you aren't since that character is the villain.
Dominic Williams
uhm, spoiler alert?!?
Daniel Taylor
But he is obviously a villain by killing his dad. Why would you root for the villain?
Jeremiah Ross
wrong, hes obviously the villain for being an INCEL
William Cooper
But you arent? And his dad didnt die in the car crash? What kind of fucking idiot makes a thread about a movie they are 5 minutes into
Cameron Powell
haha, us gamers, am I right?
James Turner
>Gets Shazam powers
>Yells Hadoken when using the lightening power
Luke Hall
>Razer
>the Volcom of gaming
Heh, nothing personnel, kid.
Connor Carter
*fucks your gf in front of you*
David Morgan
are americans really this cringe?
Jaxson Gomez
My friends will unironically do this whenever we make a decision on what to do. Whether it's go to a restaurant or hang out at someone's house.
Carson Gonzalez
YER A WIZARD HARRY
Aaron Green
wtf
Aiden Watson
How else are we supposed to know that everyone agrees on something if we don't throw our hands in the center?
Mason Williams
haha! 7 symbols repeated 7 times haha!
Evan Miller
Check my digits
Jonathan Taylor
is this a shoop?
Gavin Carter
no
Sebastian Roberts
it's the little things
Oliver Sullivan
What are the odds that a gamer gets the Shazam powers and uses them to fry everyone in his school?
Liam Bennett
>776 kb
Leo Nelson
Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer are so handsome.
Levi Edwards
american incels don't need that when they can use a gun instead
Jaxson Richardson
50% ill do it.
Bentley Jones
kys you homosexual pedo
also you have shit taste
Logan Rivera
>kills a bunch of soulless business suits
how is he the bad guy?
Ayden Adams
wtf is this obsession?
Grayson Reed
This character was uncomfortably hot in the end.
Asher Diaz
He didn't even kill his dad, he just paralyzed him.
I mean, technically yeah he also killed his dad, but like 30 years later.
OP you should watch more than 5 minutes of a movie until you shitpost next time
Julian Gutierrez
Even though the actress is like 30+ I felt weird being turned on by her since she's supposed to be a kid in an adult body
Lucas Nelson
Yeah, that's what I meant. Megan Goode has been a celeb crush ever since I was a teenager, but here it's just weird. Unless you just choose not to think about it, in which case hooray for a black female hero that's actually HOT. Sorry Okoye but you gotta go.
Brayden Adams
I wanna fuck this
Mason Thompson
Imagine being Billy and having to live in a family of hotties and it's not even really incest?
Ryan Phillips
>Mary goes from being great to something else
Fuck that.
Wyatt Nelson
Ryan Russell
Samson
Hercules
Atlas
Zeus
Achilles
Mercury
Landon Miller
Would tell her good sisters please their brothers in their shazam forms. Im sorry moral fags but I need da succcc
Isaac Gonzalez
Had they acknowledged that a youthful woman is a woman's full potential there would've been riots in the streets.
Cameron Miller
They cast a hottie for Starfire then fucked up her costume go make her look like a cheap hooker
Tyler Hill
>kikes make a movie
>santa has to get btfo twice
yeah ok
Liam Peterson
>totally adorable innocent little sister who protects his identity
>turns into a spunky hot innocent big sister
>no sarcasm, no sass, no """"woke"""" like that white hag earlier in the movie who don't need no man
I already had jungle fever but this just pushed me over the edge. They don't write non-obnoxious female characters anymore, let alone non-obnoxious black ones
Jaxson Edwards
I'M IN MY PRIME
Gavin Torres
why does he hate americans?
Ian Cruz
>watch 5 minutes of movie and start shitposting on Yea Forums about it
>wtf how could I be spoiled
Jordan Stewart
self loathing by mark strong
>Birth Name: Marco Giuseppe Salussolia
>Place of Birth: Islington, London, England, U.K.
>Date of Birth: 5 August, 1963
>Ethnicity:
>*Italian (father)
>*Austrian (mother)
Brayden Russell
Why did the father not age at all, despite the 44 year time jump after that scene?
Andrew Williams
>when you legally wanna fuck the little girl so you turn her body into an adult
Hudson Adams
>falling for bait this easily
time to go back to plebbit.
Daniel Morales
why did they make her look way worse?
Luke Hall
full potential means you're 35 with a shriveling womb
Megan Good can only pull it off becaus black don't crack and she's acting like an innocent little girl, which is cute
also
Jonathan Rivera
>sand(((berg)))
Samuel Foster
DUDE SEVEN THIS SEVEN THAT HAHA GO TALMUD!
Christian Torres
>"HADOKEN!!!"
>Subtitles: indistinct yelling
Christopher Gonzalez
capeshit is jew escapism fanfic
why are you acting like this is new information?
Ryder Smith
If you got lightning powers and you didn't yell hadoken you are a miserable failure of a human being
Thomas Hernandez
She was hot as fuck on Californication
William Walker
that doesnt make it legal, user
Jordan Fisher
shes so attractive in this movie, i was shocked her hotness wasnt even brought up by anyone