Serious question

If Seinfeld were set in Portland instead of New York and also set in the mid 2000s and also starred a cast 10 years younger than the original cast.

What a stupid image.

youtube.com/watch?v=f-6UwDP23s4
>And the Jews... steal our money through their Zionist Occupied Government...

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Jerry get Arts degree
George get job at vape shop
Elaine write romance novels for dykes and homosexuals
Kramer get YouTube prank channel

Newman is a janny on an imageboard.

Kramer makes his and jerry's apartment an Airbnb

Kramer borrows Jerrys car to be an Uber driver.
"That makes 20 bucks Jerry"
"But it's MY car!"

Jerrys new date knows Newmans wifi password.

kramer gets a gofundme

newman dox racist kramer

I see this idea get posted all the posted, but what would be the actual joke or the punchline of that episode?

>Black pride
Good
>Asian pride
Good
>Jewish pride
Good
>Gay pride
Good

>White pride
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Newman casts weird stuff on Jerry's tv in the middle of the night. Jerry thinks his tv is haunted

is this what it's like to have a room temperature IQ?

You would know

People weren’t pussies back then

jery get ipad

youre not gonna open with that are you?

@OP they got away with it because jerry seinfeld and larry david are jews so its okay for them to make jew jokes.

just like how mel brooks makes tons of jew and hitler jokes, he stormed the beaches of normandy so he gets a free pass

Jewish owned media

unironically, it was a different time, literally

It was a different time.

it was post rodney king

>what is historical precedent
christ imagine just throwing out the entire history of why people have a problem with white pride because you want to throw a temper tantrum that you arent getting equal attention. why not celebrate your national origin? Oh wait youre an american and your national origin is free refills and urban sprawl i guess you truly have nothing to celebrate

is Black a nationality?
Fucking retard

comedy was allowed at the time

>be German
>take pride in being German
LITERAL NAHDZI

>imagine just throwing out the entire history
Which is ironic because you're strongly implying that ethnic conflict is somehow a unique pursuit of whites and not an absolute constant throughout all of human history.

kys

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Modern day communists are actually retarded. Fascists only exist as a response to your overreaching policies. If you are smart you would realize that you created this.

don't forget Jerry "separate but equal" Seinfeld

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>Jewish pride
Have you even met any Jews? They all hate themselves.

They are white and they are also jewish. They deserve every ounce of hate they get

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They all hate the dirty, stupid fucking goyim more though.

Italian pride is fine
Irish pride is fine
Russian pride is fine
English pride is fine

Stop kvetching you feeble minded retarded

OY VEY THOSE RUSSIANS

post height and jaw

oy vey what faggot? when have you seen people kvetching at Russians for national pride?

Seinfeld got away with a lot of stuff early on when no one was watching. George slipped in a “Jesus!” a couple times (you really have to listen for it) and called Jerry a jerkoff once, and as far as I know those are verboten in prime time sitcoms even now.

I would crush your head and jaw in with a hammer

>Italian pride is fine
>Irish pride is fine
>Russian pride is fine
>English pride is fine
Are you a time traveler from the late nineties? Someone should get you up to speed, because things are a little different now.

did I strike a nerve there fatty?

>when have you seen people kvetching at Russians
Are you serious?

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>Someone should get you up to speed, because things are a little different now.
When have you seen someone kvetch at Russians or Irish for displaying pride? Stop trying to force your victim narrative in places it simply doesn't exist

1918

imagine being this racist

Try me mossad. I'm taller, stronger, and better armed. Try to come to my house moshe

>for national pride
Convenient how you cut that quote off isn't it you dishonest little kike?

I like how it basically comes back to the paper bag test. it's okay to be proud just check your privilege.

ya boiling fat man

kys kike

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Kikes don't care about national pride

Your pic has literally nothing to do with people kvetching at Irish for Irish pride you feeble minded retarded.

Jesus Christ is the True Son of God and you will boil in a vat of excrement for rejecting your Lord and Savior

ya seething fat boy

>jerry get ipad
>Kramer has pro

You will boil traitor.

ya fuming fatty

Oy very
Oy vey
Open borders for Israel

>George lives with parents
>they get smart tv and wireless sound system
>he was watching series all day streaming from his computer
>watches porn at night
>forgets to unpair the audio

English pride is unironically considered racist now

ya fucking kike

Are you seriously from twenty years ago? Making a show of genuine English pride in England would run the risk of genuine criminal charges (i.e. the events surrounding the EDL). The Italians are being smeared top to bottom in the media for having the audacity to elect "far-right" parties that favor supporting the natives over the foreign denizens washing up on their shores. It's a similar story across central Europe where entire nations are branded racist for having some semblance of ethnic unity and pride. In the German speaking world it's outright verboten and Scandinavia is a similar story.

Id still fuck flannel elaine

It's almost like white people subjugated half the globe.

That's was your white pride time. Theres no such thing as "white" anyways

it was a differant time

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Serious question, how did Seinfeld get away with this one?

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It was back when people stopped taking shit that didn't matter so seriously.

Seinfeld, David, and Brooks aren't Israeli though.

No that would be those who get offended at white pride.

>subjugated
Is that what you call uplifting savages.

>when have you seen people kvetching at Russian
Last two years

>entire history of why people have a problem with white pride
What history?

"Irish pride" is literally just a bunch of green t-shirts and an excuse to get shitfaced.

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the entire episode was them making fun of white nationalists

But thats subtly inclusive shit, shitskins who live in europe are part of those pride, none of it is actually white.