What is the greatest adventure film of all time?

Jason and the argonauts
fucking zoomers

LotR

>hurr durr bad movie is pleb filter!
have you tried not being contrarian for once?

KYS

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>bad movie

and you didn't pass it

I really like Sorcerer

Lost horizon

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King Salomon Mines

Too silly, effects packed and childish.

>childish
Are you kidding nigger?
All these movies getting listed are childish.

They do not have cartoonish mouths.

This movie was such a perfect conclusion for the series, why did they have to ruin it with ayy lmaos?

Ten commandments..

How does The Mummy have cartoonish mouths?

>All star cast
>Real sword fighting
>Incredible sets
>Great soundtrack
>Great humour
What's not to love?
youtube.com/watch?v=hXTDqV0ToS8

fpbp
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how did I not know about the existence of this kino?
any more like it?

fuck, movies were so great before forced diversity.
If they remade it nowadays one of them would be black, and one female. Or they'd even remake it with an all-female cast, some bullshit like that.
Fuck this gay earth.

Don't you remember silly stretched CGI mouths?

Indiana Jones is funny but not silly. At one point guy in The Mummy makes joke on whole genre when he mentioned "saving the world and getting the girl". It's trying too hard to fit teenager sillyness.

I never knew about it until I heard Harlan Ellison talking about it.

>mentioning cliches is childish
Are you for real?

Yeah I'd go for that

One thinks one has an overview of classic kinography yet there's always some new gem to discover.

It's nearly breaking 4th wall. Plus whole movie feels like cartoonish theme park ride. Indiana Jones doesn't do this. It's more subtle, not as on the nose.

Based and kali ma pilled

Die Hard

>Indiana Jones doesn't do this
Doesn't it tho?

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were the two little dents in the front of the hat truly haberdashery's greatest hat innovation? Imagine having to grab your hat by the brim every time you wanted to remove it and having to resist the urge to m'lady instead.

This. Everyone know Die Hard is a christmas movie not an adventure movie.

Certainly my favorite of the series.

Not really. Indiana is funny but not silly. That's a big difference. It's also why all these Indiana Jones clones fail. Ford gave perfect performance, balancing funny and serious tone.

exactly jfc fucking plebs I swear

I like Indiana Jones but its not as godly as you are making it out to be.

HOHOHO NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN :^)

BASED 80S BRUCE WILLIS
THERE IS NOTHING SIMILAR IN THIS FAGGY ZOOMER ERA

DIE HARD 1 JUST SLIGHTLY EDGES OUT DIE HARD 3
BUT ITS ARGUABLE ON BOTH SIDES

ANYWAY WHAT DID RAIMI MEAN BY THIS?

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based schizoposter

Overrated

WHAT EXACTLY ABOUT THAT POST IS SCHIZO

EVERYTHING SAID IS FIRMLY ROOTED IN REALITY
ITS SIMPLY AN ASSERTIVE OPINIONPOST
WHICH BTW IS 100% RIGHT, AS ALWAYS

FIND A DICTIONARY AND LOOK UP SOME BETTER WORDS, BRAINLET :^)

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your mom's overrated

>why can't they be sincere anymore?
Because during the 00's and 10's it became easier to make movies that primarily appeal to women and homosexuals and have just enough whatever to attract dudes than the other way around. It's like William Shatner's entire ethos took over all of Hollywood and entertainment. Make it a campy joke that was punctuated by moments of intense dramatic seriousness rather than the other way around.

If fags and women get to sit and watch a movie that's a steady drip of snarky jokes at some dumb lunky guy's expense, it will go right over the male audience's head but they'll stick around for the explosions and ass-kicking and boobs. Only alt-right incels will complain about anything. In other words, they're going to serve you shit and if you complain it's evidence that you might be a threat to society.

This plus he can actually be charismatic on screen

Every movie now is literally that part in The Force Awakens where Oscar Isaac is all "oh so we're going to do the- ..? now? yeah? do you start or do I start?"
this stupid fucking awkward overly-selfaware/genre-savvy ironic bullshit
no one can do serious-but-fun anymore

The business answer is that studios have literally mandated the frequency of comedic quips/gags or other types of "light" comedic beats. In much the same way that processed foods are increasingly required to exhibit some sweet, salty, and savory flavor to some extent, all media has to hit all dramatic notes with the comedy being the most important because it was deemed "unexpected" and that now equals "good". The irony being it's pretty much ubiquitous now.

The conspiracy answer is that they're doing it to mock you to your face because they hate you and want to demoralize you.

The Mummy was the fourth Indiana Jones movie

My issue is that today's movies are not as globetrotting anymore. Indiana Jones3 literally acknowledged me with Petra in Jordan. Meanwhile now it's all generic CGI. I miss movies using breathtaking locations.

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>they're going to serve you shit and if you complain it's evidence that you might be a threat to society.
based and redpilled

Maybe the greatest adventure film of all time was the friends we made along the way.

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>all media has to hit all dramatic notes with the comedy
ironically, at the same time we get morbid af melodrama and "le psychological thriller" crap that seems made by some sick fuck and that gets considered artsy. While the art of a proper drama is also lost.
It's either all quips and not serious, or too serious and morbid.

mein neger. I miss neat locations so god damn much.

It's better than your favourite series of adventure movies.

I thought this for years but after rewatching the original trilogy recently, the answer is objectively Raiders because it feels like the purest version of Lucas and Spielberg's 30s era pulp adventure concept. Temple of Doom and Last Crusade are fine but are too much in the vein of 80s era Spielberg cheese. Raiders feels like superior 70s era Spielberg.

Anyone with taste know the Indi films rank in chronological order.

spielberg is a pedpophile

I dunno. I don't watch a lot of horror or thrillers. They are an exception to the quipping?

>exotic locations
air travel is bad for the environment, eco-tourism is exploitation, and human foot traffic is ruining many irreplaceable sites. So, just live in a shipping container and wear this VR headset and it should be just as good.

Yeah but he made Jaws so it's all good as far as I'm concerned.

>t. turbopleb

>I dunno. I don't watch a lot of horror or thrillers. They are an exception to the quipping?
they tend to the morbid side. modern horror is as morbid as it gets. but tbf at least it doesn't try to sell itself as artsy

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meh

As a kid, Temple of Doom was definitely the most entertaining one because of the horror elements and Short Round as a sidekick. Raiders is by far the best when viewed as an adult.

this would actual support the conspiracy theory argument over the business argument. "Blockbuster" horror films should not be a thing.

Based and Monkeypilled

>this would actual support the conspiracy theory argument over the business argument.
explain pls

Temple of Doom drags a lot. It takes like 1 hour to get it going and then ends quickly.

sounds just like me having sex

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holy shit this movie looked fucking cheap
and Sean Connery can't act

Temple of Doom was also too corny for me, and too safe. The shrieking child, the shrieking cow, it was too much.

See

Too safe, wtf? The Last Crusade is safe as fuck, just a rehash of the original with Sean Connery along for the ride.
ToD has child slavery, strays away from the Christianity stuff into their weird voodoo shit, human sacrifices and hearts being pulled out of living people and all sorts of other things that are pretty risky film-making wise as a follow up to Raiders. There's nothing safe about it.

how does that tie in with horror films tho?
I've always been partial to the conspiracy theory of brutal, morbid horror films being intended to lower the testosterone of those who watch them.

Modern adventure fantasy kino.

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Sums it up well. Spielberg only cast Kate Capshaw because he wanted to fuck her. Karen Allen is simply the best.

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Pure Spielberg/Lucas kino
youtube.com/watch?v=Sm6tcQUl_jI

>how does that tie in with horror films tho?
>I've always been partial to the conspiracy theory of brutal, morbid horror films being intended to lower the testosterone of those who watch them.
The idea is that "blockbuster" horror films are a pure meme because you could never get enough people to watch current horror films due to them basically being torture porn. They're pushing degeneracy that doesn't sell broadly for some other reason, like ays or glowniggers are telling them to. Obviously, there's always an audience for horror films, to some extent.

>tfw they look back and see the Grail Knight saying goodbye

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>The idea is that "blockbuster" horror films are a pure meme because you could never get enough people to watch current horror films due to them basically being torture porn.
I disagree tho, there's loads of people who enjoy that stuff. Also it can easily be sold abroad, and generally doesn't need high budgets as it doesn't get A-list actors either.

Torture porn hasn't been popular for years, dude. Modern 'blockbuster horror' would be the Conjuring universe which includes seven films and counting. Then you have A24 with their more arthouse indie horror and Blumhouse with mid-level budget stuff.

Fun fact:
Temple of Doom (1984) shares set with another movie - Young Sherlock Holmes (1985). Both re-use same 'ritual' chamber just with changed props, general layout is the same.
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Oh and for a while we had the found footage craze kicked off by Paranormal Activity in 2009. That's really fallen off lately though.

>Harrison Ford actually agreed to do this
youtube.com/watch?v=LYIJcHBamXU

loads of people, sure, but there shouldn't be enough to make "blockbuster" horror a thing. It reeks of another CIA psy-op like what made the counterculture seem to come out of nowhere in the late 60's. At least, that's what the conspiracy theory would suggest.

Torture porn has never been popular. lol. They're going to try to make it popular, though, because historically people have enjoyed watching -actual- torture and executions if that's the kind of society you live in.

You guys are confusing the concept of "blockbuster horror" with just the most popular or well-regarded of a niche genre. I'm saying a horror film that becomes broadly popular and i'm not sure that's even possible without it being a forced meme. The best you'll get is something like Jaws where you take thriller or horror elements and work them in just right and downplay them when necessary for normies.

>Torture porn has never been popular.
The Saw franchise had seven entries between 2004 and 2010 and then a reboot attempt in 2017. In addition to that we had the Hostel films, Wolf Creek, Wrong Turn, The Last House on the Left remake, the Funny Games remake, The Strangers, Human Centipede and more I'm probably missing. It was definitely a big thing in horror during the mid to late 00s.

I didn't mind the ayy movie. It's not like aliens would be much different that any of the other movies

>favourite
Fuck off britbong.

The Hidden Fortress

again, you're confusing "a big thing in horror" with a big thing broadly.

BASED AND INDIPILLED

Best movie of the series.

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Horror movies make huge money for the studios especially relative to their budget. It’s easily one of the most popular mainstream film genres, user. I really don’t see what you’re getting at here.

i'm getting at the concept of a blockbuster horror film. Why is that hard to comprehend? You're throwing out all these things as if you think i'm saying there havent been good horror films or critically acclaimed horror films, or highly profitable horror films as if you've never heard of the concept of the "summer blockbuster".

It is also not "one of the most popular". I swear to fuck people have no ability to contextualize anything anymore. Hype has destroyed your ability to think.

I see what you're saying now but horror typically doesn't require the type of giant budget that studios allocate for tentpole summer movies. Also: I completely disagree with you. The horror genre is massively popular and packs theaters every fall and even during the summer months now. Even lower tier efforts like Annabelle Comes Home easily debut at number 1. It's one of the safest bet genres out there.

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That was a haunting final shot

Far from the best but still pretty fun.

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Chrystal Skull was the last time I ever watched a reboot or late sequel. It has been long enough now the memory of it has started to get washed away and Last Crusade is taking back over as my final association with Indy.

The sunset ride end scene is the goat

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the idea of the movie was pretty interesting, but the execution was lame
a contemporary remake most likely would result even worse

Probably the Kill Bill duology.

This is shit

It also has the ugliest and most annoying woman in the series.

The first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies are near the top for me.

thank you user.

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i was in petra last week how the fuck did that guy take that picture the place is packed
pretty neat though

its a great movie to have on in the background. Love this movie.