Who will play them in the inevitable biopicture?

Who will play them in the inevitable biopicture?

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Who's a 5'3 actor that will play Simon?

Based on that picture, Ben Rosenfield as Garfunkel and Emory Cohen as Paulie boy

literally who?

Tom Cruise could do it if he wears heels

>ALL LIES AND JEST STILL A MAN HEARS WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR AND DISREGARDS THE REST

how did Simon manage to write such compelling lyrics when he was with Garfunkel but managed to write dogshit when he went solo? What happened?

>dogshit

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Miles Teller as Paul

>Graceland
>dogshit

That'd actually work

Who's a scrawny actor with a jewfro?

Jason Biggs / Seth Rogen

>how did paul simon write such compelling lyrics?
jews have a talent for mimicry. He just read a lot. synthesized. improvised. Even without his jew powers, It's not as hard as you think if you're devoted to it. The problem is no one reads anymore so it looks like magic. Go look up letters written by normies a century ago. Basically anyone capable of writing could and would write these ridiculously flowery letters because they were accustomed all their lives to the written word artfully done. They didn't necessarily talk that way, either.

>what happened
He clearly wanted to do something "more jewish" and it shows so you get him replacing the folky white shtick with ample pillaging of negro music. And then you have Jazz, which is basically judeo-negroid hybridism in its purest synergistic form. The folk-rock thing has always been a CIA psy-op, though, to push the counterculture. There was a book written about it a few years back. That whole scene back in the 60's glowed.

RDJ

Michael Cera

Nick Mullen

i think jews are pretty talented and not acknowledging this is just stupid and envious

t. high-functioning gypsie

Will Ferrell and John C Reilly would be based desu

already happened mate

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I could imagine Elijah Wood as Paul simon.

based

Seth Rogen after a diet and Adam Sandler

That's actually really good

when a retard pleb hears their stupid "and the neon god they maaade" lyric and melt in their own plebdomm and have plebgasms of plebius and become an instant simon and garfunkel fan for life!

Jeremy Piven would have been decent but he's too old now

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Man, even if you knew absolutely nothing about them, you can instantly tell which one is garfunkel

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail

Literally who are these guys? Beavis and butthead?

Horrible Histories did a very good Simon and Garfunkel parody.

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Josh Hutcherson and Ed Sheeran

Which one is (((Simon)))?

Obviously

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Jarmusch and Korine

why can't 88 year olds be ok with being bald?

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That’s the sound of your heart getting raped