Was Into The Spiderverse even good?

she looks like ____

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It was fine. It did some things pretty well and was very stylish.

>normie girl I snapchat with watches this with her family
>she goes up to her room like a quarter of the way through the movie
She's a mutt too I don't know why it didn't keep her attention

Logan was good

Good production values but the story was basic bitch and didn't utilize half of the outer-dimension's cast well.

Miles also sucks. Female doc ock was surprisingly fine.

thats the opposite of shad art

if you like 6 origin stories wrapped around a 7th then yeah pretty kino

It was alright, It was an animated movie who's target audience was obviously kids. Anyone calling it a masterpiece or the greatest super hero movie ever is retarded.

>Was Into The Spiderverse even good?

>15fps
>erratically paced movement
>nigger pandering
>muh "stylized artistry = that's a good thing"
>crappy voice acting from Miles
>weak villain twist for Miles' uncle whose name I can't be fucked enough to remember
>race-mixing implications
>said race-mixing implications will be doubled down going forward into the sequel
>no subtitles for the Spic-speaking mother due to SJW influences
>one of the co-directors is an Antifa-supporting libshit
>Phil and Lord's """"""humor"""""" is shitty reddit-tier quips
>film made less than $400M
>only got an Academy Award because of shit taste and nigger pandering
>large portion of the film has poor pacing
>Spider-Ham, Spider-Noire, and Peni Parker are barely explored that much
>most of the film reeks of native coastal liberalism/Marxism in terms of style, cinematography, and art
>behind-the-scenes kept emphasizing "muh racial representation" & "muh styled art" over and over
>Sony Pictures

Film's shit. It won't age well, the sequels may be worse, it panders to SJWs, and it's just ugly to look at and hurts your eyes due to the extremely poor frame rate due to the stylized action. The "people" who love this art shit-eating hipsters who most likely support corrupt Leftist ideologies. No one with common sense will bother to remember this trash arthouse film several years from now, as it will be forgotten to the annals of time, deservedly so.

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bump

everything you say is true except calling the visual style bad. It's a good comic book style. The animators aren't the same persons who wrote the script. No need to rip innocent people a new assholes, they did a good job.

This. It was utter shit.

some sort of depository for seminal fluid

>>Spider-Ham, Spider-Noire, and Peni Parker are barely explored that much
her name is penis-parker?

It's not her name. it's a job description

>It's a good comic book style. The animators aren't the same persons who wrote the script. No need to rip innocent people a new assholes, they did a good job.

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Based opinion.

how can you explain this though?

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can't get past the low frame rate and the terrible voice acting

based and blacked

it was good

No

This. One may add, that it being ok is marvelous, because it looks like shit and the soundtrack is full of hip hop shit.

Best superhero movie in years

>arthouse film
Lol

I don't browse /pol/ or give a shit about politics but the implied romance really got under my skin. I thought about giving the movie a second chance but I that made me refuse to go back to it. Am I a shitty person?

Great first watch, not much rewatch.

this

based

To this day, I still don't understand why Yea Forums was initially hyping this movie for months leading up to its release, only to be shitting on it months later post-release.

It's good for self-flagellates.

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it's a superhero movie, of course it is for kids

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>Am I a shitty person?
No. You are a beautiful human being.

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Imagine getting this worked up over a kids cartoon

Nobody was hyped, though. People hated it when the trailers came out, then shills flooded the board when it came out.

There hasn't been a good superhero movie since *Batman Returns

if you think that you're the ultimate pleb

If only every /pol/fag was like you we wouldn't hate them so much.

have sex

>IT'S FOR KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS, SO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE IT, YOU INCEL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!
Imagine being you for a day, lefty-/pol/tard.

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I enjoyed the movie, but that seems like more than a coincidence.

>/pol/
RENT FREE

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>race-mixing implications

Oh no, I totally hate the movie now!

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The only good thing about the movie was Peter Parker. When he said “the good news is you dont need the moniter” i was rolling on the ground laughing

yes

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You should. Race mixed kids have lower IQs

>i was rolling on the ground laughing

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Gwen Miles Lewds!

>wanting others to like you
>needing validation of loosers to rationalize your existence
>giving a remote fuck of what others think of you
make yourself free of those 2 and you will live an amazing life, otherwise be a slave to those who judge you.
t. life went rocketship to mars uphill when i eliminated exactly that

Yea Forums is a /pol/ board now, nigger

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Absurd that you can't have a thread with a blonde woman without these pajeets and chinks whacking their micropenises over their interracial porn obsession. Kikes really did their work well.

>now

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>no subtitles for the Spic-speaking mother due to SJW influences
LOL is this true? I didn't see the movie. Americans are so cucked hahaha

You didnt find that part funny? Are you some kind of humorless weirdo?

Sometimes she'll speak English, but when she transitions into Beaner-speak, there's no subtitles. One of the co-directors' excuses was "we wanted to make it feel authentic and respectful." Basic pretentious bullshit.

Subtitles are disrespectful and inauthentic? WTF?? So the English-speaking Americans just got dabbed on?

Imagine even considering watching this garbage

but that's the opposite of respectful

No shit. The Left is all about subversion for the sake of one-upping their "opposition" in order to earn brownie points with others of their ilk.

Good chunk of the subverters are non political and just want to do stupid shit for stupid shits sake.

remember when miles morales was going to be gay?

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It was pretty good until they forced in the stupid Spideys like noir, the pig, and animu shit.

I just watched this and I spent the entire film repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 10 minutes it was so painful.

I'd much prefer a fag spiderman over an interracial one.

more authentic too. black man more likely to be gay than with a white woman.

But if he’s gay how is he going to destroy the white race?

>15fps

I thought this was a meme but I was at a coworkers last night and they had this on and it was no joke how choppy it looked.

not him but how to do this? I fear that my true self will leave me with no friends.

Why is /pol/ incapable of not replying to bait?

It's literally the purpose of shills on social media and forums with sponsored content (and mods facilitating a good selling "non toxic" atmosphere), "everyone likes this, you're a goober nerd outcast if you don't like a nerdy childrens movie, have sex"

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This is the second time these fuckers reimagined JJ as an Alex Jones knock off since the PS4 movie that pretended to be a game. Hollywood needs to fucking burn already. The Jews need to get fucking concentrated.

i dont even get the dynamic. So parker sells pics or vids to a conspiracy theory website obsessed with spiderman?

why is a conspiracy theorist obsessed with spiderman?

I don't condone this cuckoldry on Miles.

Good to entertain children with.

>OMG goldblum was PURE GOLDBLUM
>WHAT ARE THOSE
>its what heroes do

its also always vague spoiler-free hype

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Bullshit.

>most of the film reeks of native coastal liberalism/Marxism in terms of style, cinematography, and art

What the fuck does this mean

explain

Most SJWs are found within coastal regions, states, and cities. I think that's what he meant.

>liberalism/Marxism

Those ideologies are extremely far away from each other and how the fuck ITSV represented either of them by having a black character whos been in comics for like 10 years is a real interesting topic

stop watching only redit movies and you'll begin to experience other tastes and aesthetics

So do most artists.

Yep it was fantastic. Best comic book movie in years. Unless you’re /pol/, watch out for the black boogie man.

its just "i didnt like that movie and the people who did like it are probaby faggot kikes!" hope this helps, anyone who criticizes a movie based on the presumptive political preferences of its makers or audience is a mongoloid.

She is made out of CHEESE heh heh heh

>Those ideologies are extremely far away from each other
imagine every time someone mentioned a right winger he went "huh actually im a christian"/ "huh actually im a evola guy, learn to differentiate". thats how annoying you are

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>it's an opinion i don't agree with so it must be reddit
lmaoing @ ur life

>hose ideologies are extremely far away from each other
Liberalism is always the first stage of Marxism. Many ideals and proposals represented within Liberal-speak is very accurately close to Marxist ideologies, which is why the Left is one of the most dangerous affiliations ever created in history. You cannot deny this.

>see a blonde
>immediately think of nigger dick
Wew lad

>anyone who criticizes a movie based on the presumptive political preferences of its makers or audience is a mongoloid.
OY VEY! IKR, comrade? Them goyim will soon learn the power of our life-changing influence. May the shekels empower us to bite off the foreskins of our newborns!!! Anyone who disagrees with us a schlemiel and a schmuck.

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i'd guess peter used to sell photos to the daily bugle and jjj was obsessed with proving spider-man was a menace. owners of bugle get tired of jjj's shit when spider-man has proven again and again that he's a hero, tell him to stop or gtfo. jjj doesn't give a shit, gets fired and funds his own show where he can rant all day.

yeah, Spiderverse and even Homecoming both reference those raimi youtube poops "Penis Parker", not sure why.

it's just so uninspired and retarded

>he's fake news so he's my irl pet villain
>and spidey is like AOC or antifa or...?

you just feel the lack of passion from the writers who just want to map out these propaganda tid bits

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don't worry. I'm sure they still get some morbidly obese ones. y'know, the ones even wh*te incels won't touch.

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White women are shit, even white boys ditch them as soon as they hit another continent

why do that? now the fags are gonna post cherrypicked twitter girls who fuck nigs and the endless spam from both sides wont stop

Based

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>it's just so uninspired and retarded
The only retarded faggot is you, Joe Rogan makes more money than any host on fox, cnn, and nbc just by sitting near a mic, talking to a celebrity, goverment offical, or eceleb, and going DUDE WEED at least once an episode. Jameson can make thousands just making spiderman conspiracies

I've seen a few nogs who've ended up with skinny white women before, although that mostly happens through porn or ends with broken relationships eventually. A white man on black woman romance is more common than the opposite, desu.

...

who would give a shit about spiderman conspiracies in a world with captain america, hydra, iron man, aliens?

fucking retarded faggot

>who would give a shit about celebrity gossip in a world with serial killers, scientific discoveries, corporate espionage, and famine?
Are you seriously this retarded user?

>reddit spacing

I've never ever seen a black dude with a non-obese white woman IRL, and I only see them in places like Walmart. But every single black woman I've seen with a white man was pretty hot.
Literally the only place I see a nigger/white female relationship that'd piss me off is in media.

Yeah I’m thinking your an incel

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>b-but
Fuck OFF you fucking niggrr

So the conspiracy theorist concerns himself with spiderman? Not hydra and aliens? Just say "I'm a faggy dude thinking about politics 24-7 and I'm happy big corps made my pet villain a clown villain in a movie"

>derr animation is great because it can be stylized in unlimited ways, but I'd prefer if everything looked like pixar because I don't like change :)

>because I don't like change
>YOU HATE BECAUSE DON'T LIKE CHANGE BEEP BOOP

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>Just say "I'm a faggy dude thinking about politics 24-7 and I'm happy big corps made my pet villain a clown villain in a movie"
Nigger, did you just have a mental breakdown?

Do you realize how fucking racist you sound?

making JJ into alex jones is as retarded as making him into a buzzfeed clickbait saying spidey's bad because he's a man. you know it, but you're a giant fag

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I would sex those eyes if she were my consenting GF.

She looks like she fucks black guys with magnum peni.

yes

Finally an animated film that doesn't play it safe.

Based

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>>no subtitles for the Spic-speaking mother due to SJW influences
It actually annoyed me a lot half of her lines are in spanish, half in english. What's the bloody point? She's been supposedly living in the US for about two decades, her english is supposed to be perfect. And it's not like the US is not almost quarter latino at this point, playing up her heritage doesn't make her "cool" or "unique" and doesn't contribute anything to the movie.

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Nice one retard

Imagine being too stupid/lazy to infer what the mom is saying to her kid as he leaves for school, or infer terms of endearment from context.

>It actually annoyed me a lot half of her lines are in spanish, half in english.
I hate it when beaners do this in real life, casually transitioning between Iberian-derived gibberish and actual fucking English. Had to deal with hearing this backwater shit all the time through middle school, high school, and college. Like, who do these arrogant fucks think we are? Pick 1 language and fucking stick with it, you river nigger freaks.

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Oh, so they actually do that IRL? At least it makes sense in the movie now

>At least it makes sense in the movie now
Yes, but that still doesn't make it any less SJW.

I rewatched it last night
it was ok, pretty overrated though.

lol you're really mad that you can't understand a conversation you happen to overhear but isn't intended for you? are you worried they're all talking shit about you because you're insecure, user?

No, nigger. It's because it comes off a arrogant and uppercrust.

Like everything that was "big" last year, it came in a sweet spot when there was literally NOTHING else in theaters to compete with, and so was successful for being merely competent when surrounded by dregs.

>niggerverse
>"""competent"""

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do you know where you are nigger?

t. seething monoglot

go back and look what was out around December of last year, you'll see what I mean. It's also the reason Aquaman did so well. It opened against Mortal Engines and The Mule, both of which bombed hard. It was a shit winter.

based

you will kill yourself at some point in the next 10 years

t. Languagelet

>Was Into The Spiderverse even good?

only the animation and the art style

Art style, yes.
Animation, FUUUUUUUUUCK no.

bumper

I know 4 languages but haven't learned spicmutt because they're fucking invaders and I don't want to make their invasion easy. I really despise them.
And if I ever do learn spicmutt I certainly won't let them know that I can understand it. I'll be all "Sorry only speak English senior jaja" just like they say when they come here not speaking my language.

>"knows 4 languages"
>doesn't learn the most useful non-English language in the US
I'm pretty sure you don't know four languages but even if you did - brainlet move, my man. have fun never using norwegian or whatever pure white language you learned

I thought a lot of the physical comedy was good

& norwegian is a mutt language anyway

How would you know? You speak spanish all of a sudden?

The languages I know are useful in my profession where I communicate with people internationally. I don't work shoveling cow shit or trimming hedges down in New Mexico so it wouldn't be that useful to learn Spanish. Also, it's unbelievably cucked as hell to deal with your invaders in their language. Fuck that. I hate that Americans learn Spanish to talk to their invaders. It's supposed to be the other way around. It's not a racial thing at all. If Germans were invading I'd feel exactly the same toward them.

Lmao

I refuse to believe that this is just a coincidence.

A true renaissance man

it was where animation should really be trying to go

YES

Those who saw the movie know this is because his hand got stuck and her haircut is changed by the next scene

Reminder that the movie was directed by an anti-white racist.

did you know the US had some 200+ german-language newspapers right up to the 2nd world war?

but then it suddenly got real unpopular to be german-american for some reason

in conclusion, we need a mexican hitler. hopefully, the CIA agents reading this will get right on that.

>30fps which occasional double framing to invoke stop motion effect
>See above, it's a stylistic choice meant to invoke a comic book feeling that you were too brainlet for
>Main character is half black and listens to rap while in Brooklyn
>"It's different to my animes so I hate it"
>Voice acting was fine
>Twist wasn't much of a twist since his uncle wasn't really a bad guy in the end
>muh race mixing
>Muh race mixing but WORSE
>Only speaks one language, can't even handle an accent
>"If my filmmakers don't share my views I can't watch their film"
>He didn't laugh at the discovering powers hijinks because his his sense of humour was surgically removed
>Muh box office
>People liked it but I didn't like it so there
>Side characters did not have the same screentime as main characters. I will also complain about pacing
>Muh commie boogieman
>Muh previous points but about the commentary
>Muh studio

Terrible post and a worse opinion. This is why your girl left you for Tyrone.

Liv is my mommy, also great waifus
Fuck off fucking negros, here's a pic of the blackedposters in this thread, a bunch of fucking pathetic subhumans

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only to virgins praising the movie because they had the hots for the girls

Why does /pol/ have to ruin every fucking thread with their "nigger this" and "libshit that". At least the horsefuckers stay on their own board to spread their shitty jpegs and argue about why horsefucking is actually okay. /pol/ has to come to other boards to complain about A FUCKING CARTOON.
No one here wants to talk about your shitty fucking opinions. No one here wants to hear about the jpeg you found that says black people are dumb and that's why it's totally okay that you dropped out of high school because you're probably smarter than them anyway. We're here to talk about television and films, so either do that or fuck off.

It was good. The chemistry between Peter B. and Miles was engaging. Gwen was the weakest part of the movie. The other 3 spiders were good nods to other Elseworlds.

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shut the fuck up, cuck

geeze dude, chill out

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Stop chimping and furthering stereotypes.

Observe, the /pol/tergiest who upon being reminded he is a piece of shit akin to the furry with his badly drawn "fursona" trying to derail every thread into fetish shit must now resort to the buzzword of the week because he has no imagination.
Here's one for you, fuck off back to /pol/ you insufferable cunt.

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I will not chill out, user, I will in fact chill in.

>black man sticks his hand in the exact same spot with a sticky white substance and marks her with it

Hmmmm really makes you think

>Look ma' I did it again but this time I used a picture
I hope you get cancer quite deep in your asshole. I hope the treatment is painful and humiliating but you ultimately make a full recovery. And I hope that one day you're walking down the street when you're grabbed and pulled off that street behind some trash cans and raped. I hope that in the moment of your well endowed rapists painful climax he whispers in your ear how tight your asshole is and in that moment you realise the cancer is back.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck?

Holy shit user

have sex incel

/pol/ blown the FUCK out

yikes

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Kek, cope harder samefag

The fuck does that mean?

lmao u mad fucking cuck?

Kek

/pol/ eternally BTFO

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>no subtitles for the Spic-speaking mother due to SJW influences
to anyone who watched the movie in another language besides english, were there subtitles for her dialogue for you?

SEETHING

Ironically there was for Spanish subs

it's a dumb kids movie that happens to be inoffensive cuz of cool stylistic choices. don't understand why it's beloved but if you think you're ascended for realizing a fucking cartoon movie is cheesy you're retarded.

>hyperbole
>anime reaction gif
You're hitting all the marks my friend.

>arthouse
Don't corrupt this pretentious but good name, thanks. Spider-Verse is a stylized mess and I felt like I needed 3D glasses the whole time. Some kid in the theater literally said his eyes hurt and threw up. This is Sharthouse, not arthouse.

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That's an odd way of spelling Darkman.

I stopped watching because of the nigger shit

BLACKED

Dropped

funny merchant meme I loled you deserve an upboat

Attaboy
I wouldn't call Watchmen a great film but I fucking adore it

yes

>reaching
yikes dude

Yeah it was pretty good. Almost deserving of the oscar for Animated Film of the Year

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yeah

Does anyone have the edit with the dick shadow on her face??

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