Who will play this True and Honest soul in the inevitable biopic

Who will play this True and Honest soul in the inevitable biopic

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There's already so much documentation of this poor wretched soul

There's no need for a biopic, Chris-Chan effectively directed and produced his own autobiopic

is chris Yea Forums or reddit?

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Dude is still rockin sonichu. Feel like he may be a cash cow mumble rapper with an iced out sonichu, first tranny gangsta, millenial onion king.

Completely reddit. Everything from his tranny shit, his spergdom, his creepy behavior towards women, his belief that he's a goddess, etc can all be tied to some faucet of reddit

sometimes i wonder if his original posting of personal information onto ED that first made him blow up was a subconscious autistic bid to become internet famous just to get something out of life

Nah. I uses to live in cville. There is something in earlysville water that makes the kids from there bonkers, not to mention its the stix and your friends are trees.

He posted his info on ED to stop the "lies". His rational was that if he posted everything about himself online, there would be no room for people to make any allegations or jokes about him using info that was so completely and obviously untrue

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Stop.

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Why did it have to be this way?

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I have my reservations with Bob, but unlike Barb, I do feel like he genuinely tried to raise Chris the best he could, even after it became apparent his autism would keep him from living a productive life. He legitimately believed that Chris could use Sonichu to be a mascot for autism awareness

Hunter Schafer

I don't like you.

What if CWC got a Gucci Mane-esque Sonichu face tattoo?

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Mr. C, Mr. C!

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that is one fugly chimp

Bob was every cucked guy that settled way below what he should've and had to cope with a fat hoarder wife and a retarded son. He got a bad deal but that was partially his fault in itself and apparently both parents sucked.

>So Sonichu returned to Alderman today. I am not sure what to make of him. He sits in his chair and draws his Sonichu comics, harmless, i assume. Yet, I feel like he knows he's different. He knows that the world rushing in front of him is not his own. Surrounded by the "brightest" students in America, whatever that means, he sits in his chair and draws. 23 years old. I'm not sure he even graduated high school. In front of him texts of Plato, Faulkner, God, and Kleist swirl. Does he have the capacity to understand these works? Whether he can or not, I am not sure, but there is something in his eyes that realizes that there is a level of understanding and thought that he is unable to partake in. As he slumps lower and lower in his chair with each student he eyes reading or holding a book, he falls into himself, into the markers and colors on the page in front of him. He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.

Oh yeah, Bob was just as incompetent is raising Chris as Barb, but he at least tried, as opposed to Barb who sat around on her ass and collected junk

Chris Hemsworth

i thought he was forced to crumble it up and shove it up his ass

Crayola Model Magic knows no limitations

Patti Chandler
March 17, 1988 to June 27, 2006

Eulogy written by Christian Weston Chandler, June 27, 2006

Patti, you sweet, unlucky dog.

My family, furry friends, (anyone else present), we are gathered here today to pay our last respects and wishes to our dearly beloved beagle/spitz, Patti, who has departed from our world here on earth to a doggy heaven where she will be happier, because she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up there. And she will often look down upon her beloved family, me, Christian Chandler, my mother, Barbara Chandler, and my father Robert Chandler, and the cats who have grown fond of Patti.

I will always remember Patti for all the lovely memories she has shared with me from:
-When I picked her out of the litter at my Aunt Corina's house in Redoak, Virginia.
-The many walks I have shared with her around this neighborhood, as well as the neighborhood in the Newberry Towne subdivision in Richmond, Virginia.
-The time I watched my old best friend, Sarah Hammer, take Patti by her front paws and danced a bit.
-The times I've watched her stand on her hind legs and then rewarded her with a biscuit bone.
-The time I took my camera to her pen and took this lovely picture of her and me, and I made a big deal how she'll be like a movie dog star.
-The times I've just sat with her in the yard and petted her head. I've always given her a "Bally-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.
-The many times I've fed her a can of food and a cup full of dry food, and refilled her bucket with fresh water so she can drink it and wash her face.
-There was also the one time I saw her resting on top of her doghouse (not on her back like Snoopy).
-I've often wondered why between both her ears, why one was bent and the other was straight like an arrowhead.

When Patti was brought to the vet on that faithful day, I was distraught with fright and concern for her health. I stayed with her during her final moments with a hand on her head and a tear in my eye. When my mother was brought the paper that gave the doctor permission to send her on her way, I didn't want her to be the one to sign it. I raised Patti since she was a six-week old pup, and I wanted to take the strain for signing the one-way ticket (it was hard for me, but it was for the best). So I signed that paper, with a crying Sonichu face saying, "We love you, Patti." After that, I gave her my final pets, hug, hand-to-paw hold, eye-contact, ear-rub, cheek-to-fur rub, and I sadly waved her for the final time, and I said, "Good Bye, Patti, I Love You." As I stood outside, I heard Patti's last barks saying, "I will always love you, Chris. Thank You."

But we all must move on with our lives with our beloved lucky mutt in our hearts and in our memories. So, Patti, may your old dog house and surrounding flowers forever memorialize your blessed heart, your barks at the stars and strangers, and your loyal love that you have blessed upon me and my family and friends. Bark on, and rest in peace, our beloved lucky Patti.