Holy fucking shit imagine being such a giga chad

>the fact that there is always someone richer/taller/more handsome than I am means I shouldn't even try / why even live
is there a more beta way of thinking?

>having female qualities in the first place
were both of your parents female?

Reminder you spent your formative years combining sexual frustration and /pol/ memes into your present worldview lol. You're most likely beyond saving and will almost certainly die single and childless

>being alone scares me! I need someone to hold my hand!!! WAAAAAA!!!
yep you're feminine alright.

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>"yep you're feminine alright"

>fame of sliced bread

What does that mean?

He is the perfect man. Lucky bastard.

hes nw3

>Holy fucking shit imagine being bald
Fixed that for you, lad.

>all the pussy you'd be swimming in.
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He's gay.

>Balding

I would like you to know that Yea Forums is a retard zoo and that you're a prize exhibit. Keep doing what you're doing user, we're all laughing.

Who hurt you user?

Good point, and no there isn’t.

>my hair will make me handsome
He will always be good looking, whatever amount of hair he has. You will always be ugly, whatever amount of hair you have.

Boipussi then

I wished he would stop being so damn handsome, I like being heterosexual.

wishful thinking

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He looks very gay to me, bro.

>He looks very gay to me, bro.
Thats because you're gay. I for one would like to have a beer with him and go chasing hot women at the local barn dance.

what does gay look like?

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him

Yikes, so gross and immature!

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I can't even begin to imagine the extent of what being handsome is.

Imagine walking down the street and women are looking at you with smoldering gazes. You look back at them and they smile, they're actually actively trying to seduce you just because they like the way you look.
Imagine just going up to a woman and talking to her, and she's actually trying to touch you mid-conversation. Imagine waking up every day, checking your phone, and seeing you have 100+ messages from a bunch of women wishing you goodmorning with or without an accompanied nude photo.

FUCK

The drinking law is 21 in the USA.
In America at 18 you can buy a gun, get a mortgage, join the miltiary and die for the juz, become a licensed professional, but you can't drink.
Stop posting feminist articles.

This is normal, right?

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>Imagine waking up every day, checking your phone, and seeing you have 100+ messages from a bunch of women wishing you goodmorning with or without an accompanied nude photo
i'd imagine that would get annoying after a while. you just know there's gonna be like 20 fugly sluts for every 1 actually attractive one doing that.

elaborate

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SEETHING

I unironically forgot his name and it's in this thread but 2 (two) times. literal nobody in a few years, just you wait

He is as famous as sliced bread, which as we all know, means he is quite famous indeed

>emotionally celibate
cool new term
anyway, yeah, he's delicious

He probably hires a pussy manager to sort through all that shit and find the good ones

It's 238 files now

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only if you're a faggot

you forgot
>receding hairline

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We're all just slowly dying meat
You can find as much meaning as you like; you'll still rot like leaves. Same as those famous people, or those hopeless cunts begging on the street

based

237 images is small time

For me, its the bus.

please share my 52-image henry folder needs help

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>something bad happens
>immediately start catastrophizing and thinking it's a huge deal

>something good happens
>immediately remember I'll be dead in 50 years so why does it even matter

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I unironically experience this. This winter I was walking home in chad mode from a successful day at the office (confidence at 150%) and when a bus full of schoolgirls passed the exit every one of them was giggling, smiling and waving through the window

One of them was even mouthing something at me through the window, when I smiled and waved back she blushed and exploded in giggles. Chaddest I’ve ever felt

SLICED BREAD ISNT REALLY FAMOUS
ITS JUST A UBIQUITOUS INVENTION

USUALLY USED LIKE "THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD"

WHEN IN FACT ALL THE BEST ARTISANAL BREAD RARELY COMES SLICED
SHIT TIER WONDERBREAD WHITE BREAD IS WHAT COMES TO MIND, 1950S CONSUMERIST PLEBBERY
SO IN TRUTH "SLICED BREAD" EVOKES LOW QUALITY MASS PRODUCED TRASH

ANYWAY IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH A FOOD ANALOGY SAY SOMETHING LIKE AS FAMOUS AS COCA COLA
SOME HIGHLY RECOGNIZABLE BRAND NAME

OR JUST SAY AS FAMOUS AS GOD

I bet his balls itch.