This is just too unrealistic

Actually people like him are. His appereance was too unrealistic, he have a job, live alone, have hobbies and interests. Nerds are not virgins! There's lots of woman on these nerd meetings. Real virgins are depressed doomers with anxiety and fears/bad looks

>main character doesn't follow the default straight guy lifestyle
>OH NO WE MUST FIX HIM!!!!

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I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl.

haha basically all my co-workers
fuckin leave me alone lol

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I remember back in high school that ONE guy kept pestering me to go lose my virginity to a hooker. I refused. After that some guys and a girl in college that I hung out with as a group, got quite interested in getting me laid. One of them was a Chad that used to be a fat virgin loser. He was very cool though.
To be fair I don't want to have sex, it's just too much effort for a few minutes or less of "pleasure". It's more like something I'd be "required" to do by society than something I'd want to do. I'm okay just fapping and focusing on my hobbies.

post ur photo

>tfw lost virginity at 23 to my wife who also lost her virginity to me on our wedding night

Average face. Average height. Eat and lift better than anyone around me. Not dress like a manchild.

Question to everyone who seems to be sad about being a 20 something kissless virgin:
Do you REALLY REALLY want to kiss girls and have sex? Maybe you really don't. Maybe you are just asexual and it shows. Maybe you just feel you NEED to because there's a social pressure to do it. Maybe you just want a sexless relationship but porn and the media are messing your brain into thinking that sex is a huge deal.

>Average face. Average height. Eat and lift better than anyone around me. Not dress like a manchild.
Elliot Roger was all that as well. Plus having a BMW.

2d girls, yeah.
If a woman were to show interest in me at this point it'd only make me nervous and suspicious.

I wanna hugs and cuddles and kisses, someone who cheer me up at 4 am

Long as you stay interested in your hobbies you should be okay. It's when you lose all interest in everything but work and sleep is when you feel like sticking the knife deep into your throat while making a sandwich. That feeling is bad news.

What is your problem exactly?

>Can't long for [...] something you never had.
Lmao. Okay.

Threadly reminder to just use a whore you oversensitive fags.

I don't know how to show my interest towards a female without feeling like I'm being rude to them. Probably some past sheltered childhood upbringing problems.

i remember that bitch, good lay ngl

You can't kiss a whore.

If you want to you can, but you can lose your virginity and gain confidence to be around normal women.

Literally none i think,
the absolute MAXIMUM is 17.

I just wanted to end it

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>If you want to you can
I don't want to kiss someone who gargled pajeet cum 5 minutes before me.
>but you can lose your virginity and gain confidence to be around normal women.
Imagine losing your virginity having never even kissed a girl. And I'm totally fine with "being around women", the problem is interaction and showing sexual affection. I don't think penis in vagina would solve any of that.

I guess I'm not human. Didn't get a girlfriend until I was 22.

>fuck a hooker
>gain confidence
Yeah, I'm sure accepting that you had to pay a woman to spend time with you will skyrocket your confidence

This always makes me laugh. I never talked to a real life whore but in movies they often say "no kissing". Lmao what's up with that? They let you fuck them but kissing is somehow crossing the line?

>it either happens or it doesn't
What a passive stupid faggot. You deserve to be a virgin all your life if you think like that.

>Can't long for or miss something you never had.
sure if you're raised alone on a desert island. irl you're constantly surrounded by couples and every piece of media always has a love element.

>t. Steven Crowder

Is this V-GIN General thread?

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>And I'm totally fine with "being around women", the problem is interaction and showing sexual affection.

Those two statements conflict.

abloooooooo

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youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100

I was in college and 21 when I finally lost my virginity, I would get hard and as soon as I tried to go for it I'd get performance anxiety and go soft almost instantly... finally after multiple attempts my now wife basically pounced me and now I have zero issues but I honestly think most of you guys who are still virgins would have the same problem, too much porn is part of the problem. What's funny is I would stay hard for BJs, the human mind is pretty interesting.

LOUDER with Crowder

AAHHH FUCK ME TYRONE, FUCK MEEEEEE

>getting married at 23

>I wanna hugs and cuddles and kisses, someone who cheer me up at 4 am

This, but unironically.

>Maybe you are just asexual and it shows.
well, I'm definitly not

You sound like weak character, why do you let others control your thoughts?

>anal for extra money
>no kissing

hahaha wtf is wrong with you, murka?

yea i want gf but i dont want one thats been used by someone else, which is hard if you're 20

if you cant fuck them properly they will never respect you and will stop with the cuddles and love, it's a transaction

Also true.

Thai entire site proves that is possible OP. And you should know since you are a virgin as well.

Seriously, these retards seem to think a woman will just fall out of the sky onto their dicks with no effort or initiation on their part.

A lot of these incels would do well to look up internal vs external locus of control; that would really shed some light on why they are where they are in life and hopefully cause a few lightbulbs to go off. Same with NEETs, etc

>why do you let others control your thoughts?
osmosis, no matter how hard you fight it the people and environment around you will effect you

>Seriously, these retards seem to think a woman will just fall out of the sky onto their dicks with no effort or initiation on their part.
That's how it works for avereage guys though.
>hang out with other average guys
>go to clubs as a group
>follow the group by imitation and/or learn from older brothers
>girls come by themselves
As opposed to people here who probably never had a father figure or a group of normal guys to be friends with.

my favorite sub on this site is /r/tv

How can bring myself to care about other people having sex?

Ok so a couple things:
1) Let's say for the sake of argument that you are correct. If the average guy puts in no effort, it's none of your concern. If you're NOT an average guy, let alone "Chad" or whoever, than what they do or don't do shouldn't matter. Do YOU want to get laid/get a gf, or not?

2)Hanging out with friends and going places and meeting women as a result of that IS putting in effort, and in fact that's the exact kind of effort I have in mind. As opposed to being a shut in who posts on a Taiwanese crab fishing forum about how women don't fawn over you for existing.

And I know what it's like to not have normal friends or to have a shitty male role model. My dad was around when I was a kid, but really distant and hands off and didn't teach me any of this. I had to go out into the world and find out the hard way in many cases.

This is what I meant by internal vs external locus of control. If you were never taught this stuff, that's not your fault. But it IS your responsibility to learn it anyway, that's the difference.

>But it IS your responsibility to learn it anyway
What if I don't care?

then trips you get to die a virgin

Gg wp
Did you regret it?

That's fine, just don't complain about being a virgin or incel then.

t.

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This
It's just easier being alone
>implying loneliness
Never felt that, just like I never went through an angry bitter phase; I just stopped caring

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h-haha

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>No human being is a virgin past the age of 20, surely?
Thats what makes the movie funny, because its just impossible

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h-haha yeah so impossible, I had sex so many times penis in vagina am i rite haha

I'm going to be a wizard in just a few months.

31 and counting. honestly suicide is looking more desirable than sex at this point

invest in chainlink while you can
thank me in 2020

Okay well as someone with an external locus of control i feel it's impossible for me to change myself in to someone with an internal locus of control because i am someone with an external locus of control that makes me believe it's not up to me or within my power to change myself in to someone with an internal locus of control. You see how that works?

34 year old wizard, I'm keeping my powers get fucked.

The only unrealistic thing about it was him hooking up with some hoe all of a sudden for no reason at all and wasting his powers on her rotten hole.

thanks but i have £120 in my account and that wont cover rent so i'm killing myself next bin day. i honestly haven't enjoyed living since i was 8 and living just for at best some roasty whore doesn't seem worth it

This is ridiculous and you say it only because you're determined to believe it because it absolves you of responsibility. Learned helplessness, another term you should look up.
>so how you start to feel you have the power to change yourself then?
By accomplishing goals, bit by bit, until you start having a sense of pride and control over your life. Then you will start to feel this internal locus of control without me telling you to.
Look at all the advice people give guys like you that you'll all just brush off as snarky memes. "Just lift bro" "Get a hobby bro" "Just be confident bro". You laugh it off yet it is perfectly sound advice that is meant to lead you to these conclusions on your own.
Unfortunately part of the problem with you guys is you need to be spoon-fed EVERY little thing so your journeys of self-discovery and empowerment never get off the ground.

Know a 27 year old that still is but that's because he's only nice and a pushover.

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Honestly my virginity allows me to fetishize it like no tomorrow and create situations where mean 2d girls would make fun of it and me relentlessly and it just makes me so fucking hard.

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lmao