HANSEN IM CALLIN' YOU OUT

my big loads
take me home
to the place
I belong
cute and funny
moist, it's cunny!
take me home
my big loads

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based

AND I HEARD
AS IT WERE
THE NOISE OF THUNDER

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there's a man
goin' 'round
'takin hams

>gogle drive
>not just youtube link

hello newfag

ONE OF THE FOUR BEASTS SAYING : "COME AND SEE"

That episode is locked behind a paywall.

The cops are already there, just being in the neighborhood will get you arrested. They even have the decoys ask about your car so the cops can track you down later.
The best way to counter Hansen would be to hire a local underage boy to go into the house. You send him there and watch from a distance. When he goes inside you have him text you if it's safe. If he doesn't text you back, it's a trap. Then you call the cops and send them in because Hansen and the decoy (who is an adult) actually seduced and lured a child into their home.

I know you're fucked the moment you ask for sex but less people will know about you if you don't cry like a bitch on camera like fatso up here

>hire a local underage boy
they would just stop there

howdy

What about standing your ground?
Why do none of these cringe masters ever break out their jutsu?
>"I-I'm warning you, Hansen-kun, it isn't my intention to kill you."

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looks like you've given this a lot of thought.

is there something you want to tell us? why don't you have a seat.

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>I'm afraid you've committed a thought crime, user. Please have a seat.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE AMERICAN DREAM???

Did you touch yourself the other night?

Answer wisely.

I’m your huckleberry

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bitchute.com/video/IsHa8bjVh2XD/

Well alright, lunger

y-yes why?

>Vincetu-San don't make me do this.

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Say when

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>Vincent clasps his hands together and sighs, looking down
>"..So, you wanna do it the hard way, huh tough guy?"

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N-NANI?

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There's at least one episode where a guy tried running and the cops sprang out and tackled him outside.

>I want to be a cop
ABSOLUTE FUCKING KEK

Where are you when the mescaline hits?

>forgive me master, I must go all out. just this once

>3:54

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I'll sing you a true song of Vinny the Kid
I'll sing of some desperate chat logs and pics
Way out in the state of New York, long ago
Our man lost his head over a cunny girl's love

You put a lot of thought into this but you forgot that it's pretty obvious these people let the underages know their actual age or at least that they're an adult.

Is that the one where one of the comes out of the bushes in a fucking ghillie suit

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>This is your moment, Ted
>You kissed a lot of brass ass and covered a lot of meter maid shifts for this chance
>The wife went all out on this thing, too
>You look like fuckin' Charlie, dude
>Fuckin' swamp thing, man
>They're gonna be like "D-De jungle, it came alive and took him."
>You're a fucking force of na-
>Ohp' shit here we go it's your time (they can't see you) your time is now
>"OOGA BOOGA, CUNNY MAN!"

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He was pulling a deep cover assignment, this was just a test. Why do you think he dressed like that? It was just a joke to him. In reality Ol' Vic had been a cop for years and was gathering evidence on cunny gangs that lured innocent young men to their doom. When it turned out to be a sting and he wasn't in any danger he was just so relieved he started to cry.
He didn't really get arrested or sent to jail, that's just a formality to keep his cover from getting blown. He's still out there, patrolling the mean streets and keeping us safe from predatory little girls.

There’s 21 cunnies I’ve put penis through
Decoy the kid must make 22

>there exists some other earth where men are lured into vans by little girls
H-HAHAH BETTER THEM THAN ME

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*GONG*

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What crimes has he committed? No meme answers that involve intent.

he had possession of kid porn on his phone. this dude was not innocent.

He had nudes of a 17yo. Minimum 10 year sentence.

>hansen harrases troubled and clearly ill young adults in ass backwards states where such entrapment is still legal just to make some retirement bucks

its shit lads

Ok so i watched this, he also had pizza on his phone and hansen said he server 30months of suspended sentence?

So did he go to prison or not?

He only served a 30 months sentence out of his 10 years stretch.

>entrapment

nah dude I watching an old ep of cops yesterday, early 90s tier, and they were doing prostitution stings
THAT'S entrapment

The actual smart thing to do is to carry a picture of Hansen at all time on your person so when you're actually caught you can pull it out, say you knew it was a scam the whole time, and ask him for his autograph.

>I knew this was gonna happen.

They all say it, and yet they came anyway.

Why didn't this guy just look at loli in the safety of his home?

>hey, how old are you?
>"I'm 12, I'm a child"
>oh, cool. Here's my dick, which is a crime
>"I'm a child, just to repeat. Just so you know."
>Yeah, where do you live?
>"here, but again. I must insist, that I am in fact a child"
>that's cool, I'm outside
>WTF THE COPS ARE HERE THIS CAN'T BE LEGAL, THIS IS MUH ENTRAPMENT

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If your chatlog is clean you may have a pass.

KEK

Topkek

I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO DRAW HANSEN, BEECUZ I'M THE FASTEST DIDDLER IN THE WEST!

HOLY DIMES

CUZ THERES SOMETHIN IN A SUNDAY THAT MAKES THE CUNNY FEEL ALONE

cheese pizza on his phone
fucking retard admit it himself lmao, should've waited for a lawyer

This guy specifically is such an indictment on our society. yeah he's fucked up but to me it spells a bigger problem with the role of our government.

He's sitting here saying he failed economics and English, and all these classes, why the fuck would he be learning all this pointless shit when he's ill anyway? why does the average person need to learn this shit.
He's unemployed so he probably can't see a doctor because in America we don't provide healthcare services to people who are poor and need it.

This guy is younger than me and I was fucking raised on the internet looking at Yea Forums since I was 14.
What a mess.
And he's fucking fat too.

there's no help for dudes like this because nobody cares. Straight men attracted to younger females? fuck them.

God is quite clearly dead, society is just to hostile and despicable.

Is failing high school a valid excuse to send in a picture of your penis to a girl who hadn't even asked for it?

He's on a handful of pills and probably on his parent's healthcare plan because he was 19.
He's fat and stupid and going nowhere in life so that makes it okay for him to prey on little kids?

if you watch the interview he rambles on about this cocktail of pills he's been given by his doctor.
Probably bullshit that a pharmaceutical rep paid his "doctor" to prescribe to people.

But he also admits that he has to take more because he's overweight and his private insurance company was giving shit paying out on such high doses.

>"He wants to try adderall and see if that works for a month, but I just wanna get shock therapy"

Another wonderful outcome of private health insurance..

Wait what? They've got Chris Hansen too?

Let me just break out my "underage boy for hire" rolodex that Kevin Spacey gave me

AN OLD COWBOY WENT RIDIN OUT 1 DARK AND WINDY DAY

APON A RIDE HE RESTED AND HE WENT ALONG HIS WAY

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None of those drugs have to do with pedophilia though.

He is dancing, dancing, he never sleeps. He says he will never die.

I TOOK A SHOT OF CUNCAINE AND I SHOT THAT HANSEN DOWN

That is the stupidest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

Does anyone have the picture of them playing poker together

I was going to add some things

If you mean outrunning the cops... that’s not happening.

If you mean have a moment of clarity and try to go home before entering... they're still fucked. Doing the right thing at the last minute doesn’t erase the chat log.

He's mentally ill and being given handfuls of random pills.

It's never okay to hurt anybody.
But he specifically said that his Insurance was fighting not to pay out on medication his doctor prescribed to him.

He also mentioned that he just wanted to get shock therapy or die. erratic sexual behavior in 20 year old men due to mental illness.
He was asking about her period, he wants to know if she's sexually mature.
only 150 years ago it was considered normal to fuck girls as soon as they menstruated, because biologically that's sexual maturity.

I'm not making excuses for this guy, I'm just saying that he's mentally ill and this whole situation is a result of our society failing to take care of people like this and prevent it happening in the first place.

COWBOY CHANGE YOUR WAYS TODAY OR WITH US YOU WILL RIDE
TRYNA CHASE THE DEVIL'S CUNNY ACROSS THESE ENDLESS SKIES

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They don't make drugs for pedophilia because having sexual urges for young girls is biologically normal. (within reason I'm speaking of course about hebephilia and ephebophilia)

Oh he will. He just needs enough backers on his new gofundme

The best thing to do is to not be a pedophile. But seriously, if I was one of those guys and I saw Hansen walk in, the best thing to do is to immediatley exercise your right to remain silent. No polygraph, no interview, no statement. Do not talk to cops. Wait till your lawyer arrives. Talking to cops is how you turn getting your case thrown out into a 10 year jail stint.

>Is bailing immediately the only smart thing to do?
Yes. Leave immediately, say nothing except to ask for a lawyer and then sit still.
But the predators on this show are mentally retarded (not even being insulting, they're legit retarded)

How does one recover from this?

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They make drugs for pedophilia. It's called a lethal injection.

I felt sorry for the guy until he said he had CP on his phone. That's confirms him as a pedo

AND I SAW
AND BEHOLD
A WHITE HORSE

HOW CAN I WATCHI THIS EPISODE

YIPPEE-YI-YOOOOOOOOOO

YIPPEE-YI-YAAAAAAAAAAA

GHOST LOLI'S IN THE SKYYYY

>random pills
As if, I can safely assume that those were prescribed by a valid practician.
That being said, he should have been looked after even more closely the last time he swallowed 20 oxycodone pills.

No they don't do that.

Your moralizing virtue signalling about pedophiles is helping nobody and accomplishing nothing.

proposing lethal injection for pedophiles will never happen and you look like an emotional retard without a serious opinion.
I know you just wanted to post your zinger and go but really you're being silly.

The solution here is to get people the help they need before they go out trying to prey on kids.
part of the reason some of these people target children is because they are not socially adept enough to have a relationship with an adult

Open your eyes greenhorn.

H-HE'S FAST!

Wait, did Chris Hansen finally delivery on the rest of the promised videos?

Who owns the white hat?

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Lmao at this pedo seethe
Calm down honey it’s just Yea Forums

>having sexual urges for a 12 year old is biologically normal
Neck yourself, pedo.

360 and walk away.

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HEE HEE
SHAMONA

The guy is fucking harmless. The girl showed the slightest sign of discomfort and he recoiled.

I think honestly he wants a relationship and he's probably afraid of an adult woman.

There's always a faster gun, user...

>Next, on a new 'Seconds from disaster'

>has cp on phone
>harmless

That was literally an adult woman, though.

>t. Vincent

>has cp on phone
is ti ok on your pc?

I've never ever heard a case of cp files stored on mobile phones attacking people

Was that it? I wondered what he got in trouble for.

Are you pretending to be retarded here?

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‘Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent’

What did he mean by this?

For soliciting a minor you fucking brainlet.

yo lmao this dude lookin pasty n fat as fuck bruhh.. highkey peter griffin lookin ass lmaooo

YES NO MAYBE

I'm offering an analysis and a solution to a major problem I see in front of me.

You think killing people you don't like is the answer.

who needs to calm down.

>Biology is wrong because I don't like it
>You're a pedophile for stating facts

I'm actually gay. I'm exclusively interested in buff men with big cocks, No desire for little girls.
I shouldn't need to actually say that because I should be able to have an opinion without an emotional moralizer telling me what I'm attracted to.

Really I'm more interested in talking about the political aspect and using him as a focal point to America's failing healthcare system.

>Save up 10k
>Have a skill/degree
>Move to Iran
>Marry a 9 year old.

The show is just for entertainment, user.

The "predators" get probation unless they're guilty of other offenses.

They should do it like they used to do it germany where you take a battery of tests and if you are stupid you get thrown into trade class where you learn to plumb, build or some other trade.

Where the hell do I find this episode? I’ve been looking everywhere, it seems

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2 problems:
-if it was a possible sexual encounter, you'd look like an even bigger retard
-you're gonna call the cops on hansen? this creates too many holes. the kid knows your story, the cops will know you called and want to know how you knew, they'd definitely investigate your own web history, etc.

>12 year old kids are biologically ready to breed

Am i missing something?
And spare me the illegality of the subject
The last 15 years i've pirated 6 gorillion terabytes of shit (also an illegal activity) and i don't think i'm a danger to society
Don't get me wrong,i don't think he is a particulary healthy individual but then, i don't think people who watch gore shit are either

Is he molesting the kids in the pictures lol?

I fail to see how having pictures on your phone makes you a menace to society.
I have pictures of JFK's blown out brains on my phone, am I a murderer?

the link is literally in the thread m8 pay attention

>The "predators" get probation unless they're guilty of other offenses.
kek, almost all of them go to prison you stupid faggot.

counter newfag revealed.

Intent to fuck a child

FISTFULL OF CUNNY

creating cp is already illegal and considered abuse, rape of a minor, assault...among others. Are you fucking retarded? Being in possession of material made in the act of sexual abuse of a minor is illegal. I'm not going to spare you the illegality of the subject, because that's the premise. What is wrong with your broken pedo brain? Literal CP is horrible to own.

there's literally a bitchute link in this thread.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
Female pregnant at 5 years old. aka she was able to breed at 5.

kidshealth.org/en/parents/talk-about-menstruation.html
The average age for a girl to start menstruation is 10-15 years.
In the past menstruation was the indication of sexual maturity.

Even if that were true it wouldn't make anything I said false.

>has a knife "for no reason"
he was gonna rape her lol

A child can't consent to sexual exploitation, user. That's why it's bad.

Howdy

awful

So we arrest people for thinking about committing crimes now and not for actually committing crimes.

God bless the USA

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You're a very stupid person, aren't you? It's one of the first posts in this thread.

>this outlier of a 5 year old who got pregnant, represents the overall statistics of when women are usually viable for pregnancies.
wew, lad. No. 5 is not the fucking standard for viability. And more often than not, girls are not starting their menstrual cycles as young as 12. It's usually 13 to 14. Lowest AoC laws in the States start at 14 for that reason mostly; it's a year after the latest, possible menstrual cycle common for teens.

Downloading games is illegal too faggot
If you can't use logic go back to reddιt to get your upvotes
I'm not a pedo
You are a faggot
>Literal CP is horrible to own
Maybe, maybe not, still it's not a danger for others around you
>creating cp
You mean sexually abusing a child while filming it?
Cause i don't see a big difference if you film it or not
And noone talked about it
Fucking underage plebbitor

>soliciting what you believe is a literal child, is "thinking about it"
>driving to what you believe is a child's house, is "thinking about it"
Pedos are truly broken people, mentally.

>compared owning cp to downloading video games
This is bait. Has to be, nobody is this fucked in the head.

vic was gonna gut that kid and gut her good.

Based retard.

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>Even if that were true
It is...
>it wouldn't make anything I said false
Except it would? Because your statement is the fucking opposite you dumb mutt.

you just know

Do you own videos of people getting raped, user?

is hansen soiling his pants over all the lives he has ruined?

Make sure the first letter of every message you send combines to spell out H-E-L-L-O C-H-R-I-S.

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people who want to have sex with children or young teens aren't exactly the intellectual cream of the crop for a variety of reasons

If your case about it is ''it's illegal''
Do you have another case faggot?
You are just a moralfag, but what's the point, you are not getting your upvotes here
The same retarded logic is being used for people watching the NZ shooting, reading wkileaks etc
You are just too braindead to understand it
2bh i kinda wish we had a good ol' cp spam here so you fucking braindead reddιtors flash your faggy phones down the shitter

I don't own cp, rape,gore or other shit and i don't want, i hate can't stand violence, especially against children

nah, a lot of neckbeard types carry around a knife just for the feeling masculinity, preparedness etc.

Who spends their time going through HS yearbooks to find rare Vicpics?

>you cant outrun a 250lb pig wearing a stab vest
Lol yes you can

this reminds of that scene from observe and report where the cop hides in the closet to overhear the conversation between ray liotta and seth rogen and then goes nevermind this is too cringe. the whole episode was sad. how can you guys watch that. he is literally the ppl on this board.

>you're just a moralfag
A child at the age of 12 is chemically underdeveloped in their brain, they do not have the mental faculties to compute complex thought, let alone agree to sexual consent. So creating pornographic material with a child, is fucking child rape you disgusting pedonigger.

It's called MDMA and it makes their little cunny pussy lips tingle.

Also, executing pedophiles will lead to more dead victims.

Entrapment. Sick of you roasties spamming this poor guy.

shit happen in 2015ish

>looking at Yea Forums since I was 14
underage b&

Probably some user who recognized Vince since they went to the same high school and looked through his old yearbook to find him.

Big Tex certainly couldn't, plus they have tasers and not all cops are out of shape.

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Come on, you can be nicer.

uh no I didn't say that 5 was the standard for viability.

I said that 10 to 15 was the standard for viability, and I used the extreme example of a 5 year old to prove my point.
13 and 14 are within the range of 10-15

I brought up the 5 year old to show you that yes younger children are sexually viable.
I'm not saying that 5 years are biologically attractive, that wasn't my point.
I made the point that girls between 10 and 15 with 10 being extreme are when it starts to become possible for them to have children.

biologically speaking a 15 year old girl should be attractive to the average straight male.
I don't have personal experience or anecdote, I can only give you the facts as they are presented in articles and statistics.

>imagine defending pedos owning literal child porn
>imagine how far you've fallen in your personal life

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Vincent was gonna slice that 12yo like a Christmas ham.

t. vincent

Welcome to 4channel, autist.

Thank God this is bait
It would be too frustrating to believe people that retarded exist

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Hansen has aged pretty well desu.
What are the chances he posts pic related regularly here?

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If you're guilty of crimes beyond what is strictly featured on the show you will receive jail time.

If we take you word for it, and believe that most of the guys received jail time.

Then we can conclude that most were guilty of crimes beyond what was featured on the show.

Easy logic. I can help you out with your middle school homework too for a nominal rate. Want my bitcoin address?

user, 5 years out is an outlier, not a general trend of viability. So your entire retarded point doesn't work.

>people with fetishes I don't approve of have low IQ

The most basic of all insults.

apologist boners are the purest pleasure

S

Feet fags deserve the rope too

I get your point but to be fair Lolis are hot and suck it funny.

condescension is a sign of insecurity

That boat sailed nigga, it's been 9 years.

not to mention braaaap posters

>The "predators" get probation unless they're guilty of other offenses.
This was your statement, you said that the predators only ever get probation and not a court order or even prison time. Which is patently fucking false. Soliciting a minor online is a federal charge, everyone arrested is up for a probation you dumb cunt but then you are required to appear in court. 9 times out of 10, these predators face prison time, including ol' cowboy fuckechuck here.

decoy doesn't make the first move. decoy doesn't suggest that they have sex. not entrapment.

it's like walking up to a random undercover cop and offering them drugs. it's only entrapment if the cop asks you for the drugs.

is it, though?

>Alexander the Great, Polanski, and Ghandi were retards.
This duude

damn you're me except it's been 10 years lol.

BIG
IRON

That post 'braap posters are doing their best to ruin ass and it's working, which is a shame as ass shouldn't be ruinable' is 100% true. I went to do my gf doggy and all I thought when she was bent over was 'braaap' and it fucked up my mojo.

The best way to counter Hansen is to avoid trying to fuck children

10-15 was my trend and I backed it up.

The outlier is an extreme to show how far it goes.

how are you this retarded.
I never made the point that the average girl menstruated at 5. NEVER.
quit being intentionally stupid to argue.

You're asking for trouble if you live in a big city in the US and you don't carry a knife.

>Then we can conclude that most were guilty of crimes beyond what was featured on the show.
Or you know, there was enough evidence WITH the sting on the show to result in a guilty sentence? Are you stupid?

entrapmentpilled but just shy of based

See also Bowie, Page, Valentino, Victor Hugo etc.

Brap posters are stealth tits niggers trying to take back control

yes

Why can't you entertain that there was evidence in their solicitation of an underage child that resulted in a prison sentence?

big iron

>who sent you to this house, give us his phone number and we won't arrest you for interfering with a police investigation
lul whoops

There being an outlier, doesn't mean that you can make a statement that 5 years old is a staple for viability. How retarded are you?

>Southbury, Connecticut
>You're asking for trouble if you live in a big city in the US and you don't carry a knife.

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THIRST IS THIRST, BRO

>"you said the "predators" get probation unless they're guilty of other offenses."
>"you said that the predators only ever get probation and not a court order or even prison time."
how could I have said these two conflicting things at the same time?

Are you having a stroke?

It's annoying. My gf has that AAcup shit going on so the ass is essential to my relaxation.

>user doesn't know what an outlier is
Is your argument that because this 5 year old became pregnant, that it's not disgusting to be attracted to a child? I've lost the plot at this point of what you're dog-whistling for, faggot.

play nice

Why in your brain, do they only face any considerable jail time if they "are guilty of OTHER offenses"? Why are you so fucking braindead that you can't understand that them showing up is solicitation of a minor, and a federal crime?

>wait til they blow up the building or shoot someone to stop them because arresting someone for intent is a meme

I think I'm being exceptionally nice.

Retards.
Autisticly attach themselves to one point and argue it with all impunity,

kill yourselves.

A new challenger appears

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Like Britain doesn't have nonce hunters.

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>hire a local underage boy to go into the house

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Sounds easy enough.
>This fourteen year old with pert tits and an ass that tastes like strawberry ice cream walk up to you with her fingers reaching towards the quivering rabbit's nostril hovering over a papercut she calls a pussy begging you to fuck her. You suddenly remember your morals....

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It's funny how you don't know you're the dumb one here.

i ran from cops twice in my life while i was extremely drunk. one time i got like 300 feet away when another cop came out of nowhere and tackled me, the second time i got away.

Based. Stealing this idea but putting a picture of a police officer in my wallet instead.
>it's just a prank bruh

you are being mean and off putting.

But his whole argument doesn't make sense when you explain that an outlier case does not imply that viability as a standard, starts at 5...so what the fuck is the actual point in bringing it up? Jesus, it's like I'm arguing with /x/niggers today. Where are the jannies?

Laughs in Glaswegian

>TCAP thread
>devolves into buttmad pedos trying to redefine the law and commonly agreed upon concepts like "consent"
kek, every time

~ O U T L I E R S ~

Stop being so western-centric. People marry kids all the time around the world. Stop disrespecting their cultural practices you fucking white supremacist shitlord (if a nigger 'stop living under whitey's rules, Hakeem).

based and entrapmentpilled

>Southbury, Connecticut
>realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/400-Laurelwood-Ln_Southbury_CT_06488_M48958-72914#photo9

This play looks really nice and affordable.

It sounds like you're now agreeing with me, but are asking me to explain the entire judicial system.
cool

yeah.. suddenly haha...

the only pedo I think is acceptable is Roman Polanski. because he's european. and he made Chinatown and the Ninth Gate.

It would be pretty funny if Hansen reeled in a Muslim who tried playing the race card about how fucking 12 year olds is OK in his culture.

post a pic

plus that girl was 14

Hansen has been doing this for decades and pedos still get mad at him
lmao
Ask him for an autograph next time you go kiddy diddling

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based & apologistpilled

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Based. Venom get the rocket!

It is fine in their shithole cultures, though. As soon as I hit 40 I am selling up in the UK and getting a lolinigger in Iran or Yemen.
>No fags
>No booze
>Weed's legal
>Loli wife
>Nice weather
>Everyone else is a dumb nigger so I am the best

r/houseporn

user, I'm saying that them showing up to the house is evidence of solicitation and a federal charge.

yeah? fuck i thought she was 12. and ya know his wife died in the most horrific murder ever like 3 years prior. I'm not saying he should get off totally free but cmon man.

~P E D O ~

" A R G U M E N T S "

fair enough

based & low expectations of self pilled

She was 13. And he drugged her and fucked her in the ass. Losing our wife to murder does not give you permission to drug and rape a 13 year old child, even if you made some great films

Going to a house and talking to a girl is a crime?

Woody Allen, on the other hand, is entirely innocent, for what it's worth.

Sending pictures of your genitalia to what you think is a child and then showing up to their house to fuck her, yes. That is a crime you dumb pedofag.

~~ N A T U R E ::: V S ::: L E G I S L A T U R E ~~

If you've already sent that girl dick pics, believe she's underaged, and are trying to solicit sex then yes, it is absolutely a crime

>neuroscience is bait

innocent of being not creepy and a child bugger

>tell someone you're coming to their house to murder them
>arrive at their house with a murder weapon
>get arrested
WOW WTF DUDE I WASN'T EVEN GONNA DO ANYTHING

Something tells me he let the murder happened.

Nah, I can get 3-4 loliwifes and a nice life over there for the value of my UK house and my career is transferable. It's a solid plan. Maybe I'll get sisters.

>At the time the crime was committed, Nicholson was on a ski trip in Colorado, and his live-in girlfriend Anjelica Huston who was there left, but later returned while Polanski and Geimer were there. Geimer was quoted in a later article as saying that Huston became suspicious of what was going on behind the closed bedroom door and began banging on it, but left when Polanski insisted they were finishing up the photo shoot.

DON'T COME IN WE'RE JUST TAKING PICTURES

if you're really interested:
mosesfarrow.blogspot.com/2018/05/a-son-speaks-out-by-moses-farrow.html

He was on his way to the beach and he didn't even want cookies.

Where do I watch this shit now?

post quotes and pics. I don't open links like that

>expecting epic showdown
>the guy just starts to cry
Fucking pusy Americans I swear.

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>The Entrapment of Vincent Abrosio by that Coward Chris Hansen

damn, pedos get girls like THIS??!?!?!?

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Can't believe big tex got caught this way

LMAO

No, he's entirely not innocent. He's arguably worse than Polanski since he's never been 'punished' for his crimes. At least Polanski can't ever come back to America (and the rumour is that he has a form of cancer that can only be treated by specialists in America).
But Woody Allen fucked Dylan Farrow, and then married her adopted sister who he'd been fucking since she was 13, and the entire time he was supposed to be in a relationship with Mia.
>b-but Mia coached Dylan to say those things!
No. Child psychologists confirmed she hadn't been coached and it's undeniable that Woody had literally gone to therapy because of previous inappropriate behaviour towards Dylan.
The only people that ever defend Woody are his braindead fanbase who enjoy watching the same cinematic actualisation of nepotism over and over again

fox

why didn't this roody poo bring out his rooter tooter six shooter and gun handsome hansen down like the yellabelly he is?

based

Well I mean, Sharon was literally cheating on him the night she was murdered. So he probably wasn't that sad...

cus he's a fatty?

No Muslim nation is going to let some white American who hasn't even converted, legal access to multiple wives. You're stupid ass would get your neck slit on day one.

He had more honor than to shoot an unarmed man in cold blood

Check the thread earthworm.

autism means you ignore context
>points to examples from thousands of years ago or wildly different cultures

come on, he's generating content

You gotta know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em. Big Tex knew Hansen's posse was nearby.

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handsome hansen is never unarmed

>youtube link

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i. I'm British
ii. I have a good career and can convert with a few years to go with ease.

I don't know the symptoms of autism. That seems like something only an autist would look up.

A serious question: I only got to know this guy through posts here and I've never seen this show. What next for him (and other guys framed in this show)? Will they rot in jail or serve a few years of penalty and move on with normal lives?

August 4, 1992 was a warm, sunny day in Bridgewater, Connecticut, but in our family’s country home, Frog Hollow, there was a chill in the air. My mother, Mia Farrow, was out shopping with her close friend since childhood, Casey Pascal. I was 14 at the time, and home that day with my little sister Dylan, who had just turned seven, my four-year-old brother Satchel (who now goes by the name Ronan) and Casey’s three kids. We were being supervised by our nanny, Kristi, as well as Casey’s nanny, Alison, and our French tutor, Sophie. It was a full house.

Seven months earlier she had learned that he was in an intimate relationship with my 21-year-old sister Soon-Yi, after discovering Polaroids of her in Woody’s apartment. For months now, she had been drilling it into our heads like a mantra: Woody was “evil,” “a monster,” “the devil,” and Soon-Yi was “dead to us.” This was the constant refrain.

As the oldest child at the house that summer day, I took Mia’s warnings very seriously. I thought my job was to support my mother and I desperately wanted her approval, as did all of her children. I had also learned repeatedly that to go against her wishes would bring horrible repercussions. I would keep my eyes on Woody until she returned. But secretly, I was torn.

nah, not really. it'd be entrapment if a prostitute walked up to every dude on the street and offered them sex. if they just walk the stroll like a typical hooker would and wait for a car to pull over then it's not legally entrapment.

Neither
>Released in a short time and life ruined forever.

GAMERS RISE UP

>normal lives
im pretty sure his life is fucked permanently now that hes been legally branded a pedo

>roman numerals
tit fag

Even people who doubt Dylan’s claims of assault, often cling to Woody’s relationship with Soon-Yi as justification for their skepticism about him. The public attacks on Soon-Yi by complete strangers still stagger me, as does the general misinformation that so many people consider fact. She is not Woody’s daughter (adopted, step, or otherwise), nor is she developmentally challenged. (She got a master’s degree in special education from Columbia University!) And the claim that they started dating while she was underage is totally false.

In truth, Woody and Soon-Yi rarely even spoke during her childhood. It was my mother who first suggested, when Soon-Yi was 20, that Woody reach out and spend time with her.

I’m sure my mother had good intentions in adopting children with disabilities from the direst of circumstances, but the reality inside our walls was very different. It pains me to recall instances in which I witnessed siblings, some blind or physically disabled, dragged down a flight of stairs to be thrown into a bedroom or a closet, then having the door locked from the outside. She even shut my brother Thaddeus, paraplegic from polio, in an outdoor shed overnight as punishment for a minor transgression. That was the start of her coaching, drilling, scripting, and rehearsing – in essence, brainwashing. I became anxious and fearful.

In short, it was not a happy home – or a healthy one. Which brings us back to August 4, 1992.

vic is out now, diddling as we speak.

>wut

Vince was a total loser before the arrest (he says as much himself) so all the arrest did was eliminate the 2% chance he turns his life around.

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Don't move to CT, it has a lot of comfy New England towns yes, but also massive government debt and an absurd cost of living. Not to mention everyone is basically either low class or upper middle, and above. There's isn't a traditional middle class there.

t.CTfag who finally left

It just means he can't work with kids.

Along with five kids, there were three adults in the house, all of whom had been told for months what a monster Woody was. None of us would have allowed Dylan to step away with Woody, even if he tried. Casey’s nanny, Alison, would later claim that she walked into the TV room and saw Woody kneeling on the floor with his head in Dylan’s lap on the couch. Really? With all of us in there? And if she had witnessed that, why wouldn’t she have said something immediately to our nanny Kristi? The narrative had to be changed since the only place for anyone to commit an act of depravity in private would have been in a small crawl space off my mother’s upstairs bedroom. By default, the attic became the scene of the alleged assault.

In her widely-circulated 2014 open letter in The New York Times, the adult Dylan suddenly seemed to remember every moment of the alleged assault, writing, “He told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother’s electric train set. Then he sexually assaulted me. He talked to me while he did it, whispering that I was a good girl, that this was our secret, promising that we’d go to Paris and I’d be a star in his movies. I remember staring at that toy train, focusing on it as it traveled in its circle around the attic. To this day, I find it difficult to look at toy trains.”

It’s a precise and compelling narrative, but there’s a major problem: there was no electric train set in that attic. There was, in fact, no way for kids to play up there, even if we had wanted to. It was an unfinished crawl space, under a steeply-angled gabled roof, with exposed nails and floorboards, billows of fiberglass insulation, filled with mousetraps and droppings and stinking of mothballs, and crammed with trunks full of hand-me-down clothes and my mother’s old wardrobes.

I fucked a 12 year old when I was 13.
>Shit was cash

Vincent's family still love him all the same.

The idea that the space could possibly have accommodated a functioning electric train set, circling around the attic, is ridiculous. One of my brothers did have an elaborate model train set, but it was set up in the boys’ room, a converted garage on the first floor. (Maybe that was the train set my sister thinks she remembers?) Did somebody suggest to the adult Dylan that such a specific detail would make her story more credible? Or does she really believe she remembers this train “circling around the attic” the same way she says she remembers Woody’s whispered promises of trips to Paris and movie stardom (kind of odd enticements to offer a 7-year-old, rather than a new toy or a doll)? And all this apparently took place while those of us who promised to have our eyes trained on Woody were downstairs, seemingly oblivious to what was happening right above our heads?

BAH
MAH
GAHD

Almost heaven, Wet Vagina
Blue balls throbbing, spermatozoa giver
Consent age's too old there, older than I please
Younger than the law ordains, I'm blowing like the seas

Cunny roads, take my bone
To the place where I moan
Wet Vagina, minor mama
Take my bone, cunny roads

All my fantasies gather 'round her
Hansen's lady, stranger to big iron
Dark and lusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of Adderall, teardrop in my eye

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Next Vince thread when this one dies

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post your novels elsewhere, fag

my biggest problem with it is that Soon-yi is hideous and very strange

Interestingly, it was only after Woody returned to the city that Mia would receive a phone call that would change our lives forever. It was from her friend Casey, who reported that her nanny Alison had witnessed Woody supposedly placing his head in Dylan’s lap on the sofa in the TV room.

When Monica, our long-term nanny who was out that day, returned to work the next day, I confided to her that I thought the story was made up. Monica, who had been with us for six years, would quit her job a few months later, saying that Mia was pressuring her to take her side and support the accusation.

It was Monica who later testified that she saw Mia taping Dylan describe how Woody had supposedly touched her in the attic, saying it took Mia two or three days to make the recording. In her testimony she said, “I recall Ms. Farrow saying to Dylan at that time, ‘Dylan, what did daddy do... and what did he do next?’ Dylan appeared not to be interested, and Ms. Farrow would stop taping for a while and then continue.” I can vouch for this, having witnessed some of this process myself. When another one of Dylan’s therapists, Dr. Nancy Schultz, criticized the making of the video, and questioned the legitimacy of the content, she too, was fired immediately by Mia. (My mother, for whom “loyalty” was hugely important, would also fire another long-term caretaker, Mavis, claiming that she was making statements against her.)

The end. Highly and sloppily truncated. mosesfarrow.blogspot.com/2018/05/a-son-speaks-out-by-moses-farrow.html for the whole thing.

>I'm being framed! All I did was want to fuck a 12 year old! Woe is me!

based and apologist pilled and making light pilled

By diddling you mean... self-loving?

fucking kek.

no one got fucked

fucking kids

The smart thing to do is give them the reverse Hanson by having an under 18 year old kid chat with the decoys and send pics, then when you show up at the house reveal the team was actually soliciting CP and chatting with an underage boy and have the staff arrested.

>post quotes and pics. I don't open links like that
>post your novels elsewhere
...

>no one got robbed, your honor. I was caught before I could steal anything at the house

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>one kid's testimony versus 3 adults
"On the day of the alleged assault, a babysitter of a friend told police and gave sworn testimony that Allen and Dylan went missing for 15 or 20 minutes, while she was at the house. Another babysitter told police and also swore in court that on that same day, she saw Allen with his head on Dylan’s lap facing her body, while Dylan sat on a couch “staring vacantly in the direction of a television set.” A French tutor for the family told police and testified that that day she found Dylan was not wearing underpants under her sundress. The first babysitter also testified she did not tell Farrow that Allen and Dylan had gone missing until after Dylan made her statements. These sworn accounts contradict Moses Farrow’s recollection of that day in People magazine."

> These sworn accounts contradict Moses Farrow’s recollection of that day in People magazine

>expect him to be some larping autistic cowboy who spergs out hard at hansen
>instead he starts crying seconds after seeing hansen

NO MORE NOVELS

can someone make a good creative shoop with this

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even cowboys cry user

What's wrong with that picture?

eat poop

It quite similar to the Yaranaika setup.

>Carrying a knife on you
>Defending carrying a knife on you
>Saying that you need to carry a knife on you

The moment you pull out a knife in a fight you are fucked. You either use it and get fucked in court or you don't use it and the other party may be deterred but if it already had the intention to fuck you up it will fuck you up anyways.
In general, always carrying a knife in your pocket for no reason at all just makes you a stupid tryhard.
Especially people on Yea Forums who could encounter people who actually use the knifes they carry and don't give a fuck about going to jail another time.

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based & ramblingpilled

all of that's extremely weak, but if it's enough for you then 'ok'.

not to mention he brought a knife with him while planning to hook up with a minor.

not cool
whose to say he wouldn't try to use that knife on her if she refused to do something with him

lock him up and throw away the key i say

Doesn't it depend what state you're in?

For self defense, I mean, not for 'a fight', per se. Sometimes, not always, I carry a knife while hiking, just in case I run in to trouble while alone in the woods.

do it yourself dipshit

He literally admitted to have videos, plural, of cheese pizza on his phone. Yeah the guy is definitely pathetic, but he's not innocent, and this probably wasn't his first time visiting someone online

Just imagine having your job be luring predators online, knowing for a fact that they're jerking off on the other end of the chat and even if your responses are mild it's helping them blow a big load.
That and I bet they're instructed to at least flirt/erp a little bit to actually entice the guy to come and visit, since most sane people would never make the couple hour drive to meet someone who hardly seems interested

>probably wasn't his first time visiting someone online
I think someone in another thread said he admitted to letting dudes fuck him in the ass.

>he's sitting there saying he failed economics and english and all these classes
If you go back and listen he specifically says "participation" as well. So there's a very real chance that he simply stopped showing up to school or the classes he didn't like.

They don't though. There's even an episode where they meet the same guy twice in two days