>Be studio >"Ok.. we need some nostalgia so people know what the fuck we're selling!" >"How about that shitty 90s show Sabrina with the talking stuffed cat?" >"hmmmm I LOVE IT!" >"I know! We'll pitch it as A sexually charged feminist Harry potter where we constantly hate on men! That's super popular right now." >"GENIUS! Lets do lunch."
This show now exists.
Seriously lads. My GF wanted me to watch it so I gave it a shot. The first two episodes were decent when there wasn't SJW vomit all over the screen BUT it just got worse and worse and I don't think I can finish this terrible shit writing show.
Why is the "trans" dyke girl running, screeching, and hitting people and she's the victim? As a Boomer I tried to like sync up her issues as an updated Nerds on Jock trope but it kind of falls flats when the nerd is an aggressive violent.
Also, they are all SJWs, but why is it ok to literally traumatize the chads with consequential homosexual contact?
Also, Why is it ok for Sabrina to use her magic to wipe her boyfriends mind? Isn't that a consent issue?
Why do they only apply social justice to their own shitty, violent, misguided concepts?
I wanted to like this show. I know it's not for me, cuz I'm a boomer and I dont' give a fuck, but I wanted to enjoy it and think that Yea Forums was wrong. The only funny parts of this poz fest is the super over-the-top white aunt who basically walked out of Absolutely fabulous.
Oh, and I loved when the nigger started crying because she couldn't read books anymore. Like.. they actually went out of their way to write that she was losing her sight JUST so they could paint the black chicks as a book nerd because black people love to read! I couldn't stop laughing to myself.
it had potential but very heavy handed on its social messages. it doesn't even want to do subtle metaphors that could represent multiple social issues to make it transcendent, but no, it's already become heavily tied to this decade's turbo feminism where equality isn't the goal but for women to become better than men, and trans men to be better then men.
Speaking of Suzie/Theo, it attempts to be woke but is sending mixed/wrong messages. Theo could only match the boys if cheating though magic? Why the need to join basketball all of a sudden? She never showed interest in the sport or any sport at all. She just wants to join because she's a boy now? Talk about entitled. The coach was right. She had no skills nor the build for it. If they perhaps used something like a journalist club or chess club that was initially all-boys, then maybe they'd have some internal consistency with the message they're trying to send.
Harvey and Ros is forced as fuck. Speaking of Harvey, the only guy coming from a witch-hunting family set up in Sabrina's nightmare to be the foil to her witchcraft, gets passed on to be nothing more than love triangle. Instead, the important witch kills (the albino witch in the mines, the mandrake clones, the sigils to stop the gates of hell from opening) were given to Theo because SJW brownie points.
Zealous witches and warlocks have praised their deity for centuries but suddenly drop their faith for personal reasons (applies to both Blackwood and Zelda). They claim the Christian God is a "false god" and satan was the real god but in a moment's notice, their god was nothing more than a fallen angel and they switch to a lesser being as their next goddess or what the fuck ever.
They release Lucifer and imprison him all in a span of 2 episodes, the last of which includes THREE consecutive botched battles against the fallen angel. Talk about bad pacing. Shame because the Herald of Hell prophecy is one of the best apocalyptic arcs in recent TV
Logan Young
ya I stopped watching this after a few episodes. Its only sabrina in name. Its nothing like the old show at all. Has a stupid dark more like dork plot and the sjw shit sprinkled on top of it.
