Why aren't you watching the best sitcom currently available on basic cable? I initially started out using it as white noise in the background while I was doing chores and shit because I've essentially run out of things to watch, but it grew on me. Now, after having watched the show twice in its entirety, I can safely recommend it to pretty much anyone. The writing is pretty damn good and surprisingly sharp at times, there's buttloads of continuity porn if you're into that, the entire cast is fucking amazing except for both of the actresses portraying Adam's second girlfriend who unfortunately suck balls, there's a lot of subtle but brilliant editing, the score and jingles are both catchy and comfy, as are the shitloads of '80s songs in it, and it's a pretty damn wholesome show overall. Plus, there's waifus galore. Can't remember the last time I legitimately laughed out loud with a contemporary sitcom - probably early Modern Family, I guess - but The Goldbergs got me there on multiple occasions. I honestly can't wait for season 7.
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I'm no reading all of that
>Goldberg
I'm not watching kikes pretending to be human
>only have two brothers
>write your oldest brother as a sister instead so you can have a cute girl in your show
Pretty based.
do you have this text in non-shill speak?
every episode is the exact same
>MOOOOOOOOOOOM STOP HUGGING ME
>MUH WIDDLE COOCHY COO BABY LIPS HONEY SNOOKEMS
>MOM I HATE YOU
>no mom i love you
>as long as you stay true to yourself, it'll all work out
Adam's such a little scamp. My favorite episodes are when he has adventures with his gramps. His sister Erica is based on the Real Adam's brother Eric!
>Utter dweeb irl
>Write yourself as a handsome protochad with glasses Clark Kent style and bang stacies on the show
The power of jewish imagination
I'm too autistic to watch this. I hate that they can't decide when the show takes place aside from "The 80's" just so they can make as many pop culture references as possible.
So in one moment they're talking about E.T. just being released then in the next moment they're making Back to the Future 3 references.
>shitloads of 80’s songs is a selling point
Why not just work at a mall
Literally came here to say something similar
if you're looking for shills, try literally any capeshit or nuwars thread.
>B-but, nuwars is owned by Disney which also owns ABC! How can a shill be badmouthing its overlords?!
Because I'm just a dude who likes this show. You're not paranoid, there's a literal army of shills on Yea Forums, but I'm not one of them. Don't believe me? Okay then, here's some harsh criticism regarding The Goldbergs: The first season legitimately sucks ass and it's a chore to get through. There. Happy?
DUDE POP CULTURE LMAO
My Uncle drives a Delorean! Remember Back to the Future? Remember The Goonies? Remember Transformers? Star Wars is my life!
Three-act structure, you've done it again
I think that's part of its charm. If Goldberg restricted himself to actual IRL dates and happenings, the show would be infinitely less enjoyable or just wouldn't work at at all. Deliberately leaving things vague time-wise is far easier to deal with creatively and makes for some great comedy.
Chronological Appropriation by le wrong generation millennials.
The 80s was nothing like that. Can't you make up your own stuff?
You do realize that a great many episodes end with home videos Goldberg himself shot when he was a little dude back in the '80s, right?
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>le Berg de Golde
Shiggy
What does that prove, people used to slide on polished floors in their socks in the 80s?
Its just a millennial's fantasy 1980s. If that is what you want fine but it wasn't anything like that in reality.
It's a sitcom, man. Of course they stretch shit out. But part of the fun, for me at least, is figuring out what's based on real events and what's pure fiction before the end tag plays, and you'd be surprised as to how many of the plots are based on real stuff. Like, there's an episode where Barry, the big brother, gets trapped under a toppled over golf cart and yells "I'm okay!", and I thought that must for sure be 100% zany sitcom shenanigans, but then the end tag plays and there's Goldberg fucking around with his crew at a gold course and one of them is trapped under a golf cart and say the same line. I don't know, I think it's comfy and funny.
A lot of the details where changed to make the show feel more middle class when the family was actually rich as fuck and lived in a massive victorian estate house in the rich part of town.
>meet the new world order
I just watched the trailer for the show and some excerpts. It's just unfunny crap. It looks like the most generic sitcom ever. Is OP retarded?
The mom should've fucked her sons
>I just watched an assortment of clips the network specifically made to appeal to the lowest common denominator in order to build an audience and I now have full perspective and a totally informed opinion
No, she should've fucked me.
How do you think she got the role?
>The Goldbergs
It's shit, deal with it.
>I ended my baseless non-argument with "deal with it" so I win! XD
It's Jewish propaganda trying to project Jews as normal.
Have you ever been around a Jewish family? They're cold, abusive, and pragmatic as a rule, regardless of how wealthy they are.
Say what you want, but I want this fake khazar milkerbeast to sit on my face
I think it's a simple case of someone's work fitting the [insert boogeyman here] agenda. I've watched pretty much every single interview and every piece of backstage content I could find, and Goldberg himself seems pretty genuine and likeable. My folks never had any Jewish friends, though, so I wouldn't know, I guess.
Chill out, Hans. There's a lot of bad people on this planet and yeah some jews are part of that demographic, but that doesn't mean the Steins next door are involved in a globohomo zionist plot against you.
Hayley Orrantia is cute.
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>Jews are huma-
>posted from my soiphone
It's not that they are involved in globohomo zionist plot, but that they are annoying kvetchers that get on my nerves, even if all the stuff about world control is fake the Jews ticked off enough people over the years to deserve genocide.
t. Seething cutfag
Dude, if everyone that got on my nerves was genocided there'd be no one left on this planet. Yeah, clown world sucks, but we can't just blame any given population for the weird shit the Lovecraftian overlords at the top do just because they share a religion/ethnicity/whatever.
Nope, my parents aren't monsters. I'm just not a stupid phoneposter whose only contribution to the conversation was /pol/ bait.
nah, I realize that the wider developments in society are out of individual human control, but Jews suck and they should be expelled from our nations at gun point senpai
To each their own, I guess. I don't know, I'm only ever confident using deadly force to defend my property and family. Live and let live, you know?
>((((( )))))
Yeah, I used to have that kind of attitude, but after seeing schools and libraries and local communities over run with homosexual propaganda I don't think others will actually let me "live" the way I want to, and will try to shove their unhealthy lives in my face and the face of my family.
If you can afford it, homeschool. It's kinda tricky because you might end up with hyper anti-social kids, but if you arrange playdates with other homeschooled kids that haven't been indoctrinated yet you'll be fine.
This thread was surprisingly based and redpilled
The show is too. I'm pretty sure Jewish fundamentalists are buttmad to hell and back over the fun Goldberg pokes at Jewish culture and practices.
yeah it's sad that we normal people have to escape, it would be better if we could entrust our society with our children, but it seems we have to be overprotective, my children will go to Catholic school if I can afford it
You don't think you can live straight in peace? Are you 5?
Not that user, but he's right. You literally can't escape this shit. It's everywhere. It would be fine if it was just on TV, because you could simply throw it out the window and prevent the propaganda from reaching your children, but it's not just on TV. It's in schools, colleges, charities, politics, everywhere. I don't want my kids to go through the public school brainwashing. Those fuckers have installed tranny sensitivity courses, gay sex ed and other such degeneracy into the fucking curriculum. No thanks.
I don't want my kids to be brainwashed gay you moron
Hot.
>only in amrikkka
what jew secrets does this hide
I need to cum in it.
I really enjoyed it up until the last season or so and stopped watching. Every episode ends the same way:
>In was in that moment that X realised that Y is the best Z of them all.
JTP!
it's a fucking sitcom you mongoloid, stop voicing this like it's some enlightened complaint
>make me money by watching my childhood as a spoiled, rich jewish kid
so non-continuity filters out the autists? good to know. i wonder if that's why the louie livethreads went (slightly) up in quality after people stopped bitching about the wife being black and left
The world needs more Barry.
No it's worse than that, those hordes of anons unironically discussing capeshit/nuwars are doing it of their own accord and for free. It's disgusting
Call me autistic but it really bothered me when they shilled that new Ectotron toy even though 80s Transformers were total bricks and nothing like that existed. It's an amusing show though.
Funny thing is, there's tons of continuity porn here, and it's pretty subtle too.
I can't name anyone with a more punchable face than his brother's. Is it on purpose? Why is he mimicking and making faces like that? The moment I see him I want to punch him in the face until he bleeds out. Even more than that fucking tall goober from the Big Bang theory and that's a fucking achievement.
I also want to fuck the mom real bad.
He used to get on my nerves like no one else in the world, but he evolved into my favorite character. Plus, he's got the best lines.
You ever see her in Reno 911? Hotty thotty.
>literally written by an 80s kid
>"its a millenial fantasy"
can you stop posting forever thanks
Fucking hell I knew she was familiar from somewhere (admittedly I made the most attention to the big titty black chick). Thanks mate, though I gave up on that show after a few episodes. It wasn't funny at all.
>DUDE THE 80'S LMAO
Didn't this kind of shit get old back in 2005?
Apparently Wendi is full white
The only jews in the main cast are the dad, the grandpa and the kid who plays Schwartz.
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Thats funny because in tv shows about white people the cast is usually all Jews
>tfw Goldberg does diversity right
/ourguy/?
>Is it on purpose?
Yes.
Examples?