Lol epic

he's gay

Isn’t the new Captain supposed to be Carol?

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Bazinga

I'm stuff

She replaces Black Widow, there will probably be a love interest between Capt Marvel and Captain Falcon.

That's retarded. Everyone know she's the bargain bin version of Reed Richards. He even had his own FF team with Hulk, Ghost Rider and Wolverine.

The Elevator would smell different to him.

there's a scene in the new movie where Peter Parker is wearing a black shirt while he puts together a new suit with the assistance of an AI and Back in Black by AC/DC plays

I'm pretty sure Castiel would kill them all with some heaven thunder and then turn into The Ultimate Devil of All Dimensions.
Imagine Spock and Sherlock trying to talk him out of killing existence itself after 1 hour listening to Sheldon, House and Stark arguing would be pretty funny (and useless).

Whenever I see a bitch on the big screen with a sword striking a pose but having no muscle whatsoever, i can't help but laugh.
I think it's time for equality to hit Hollywood and female action starts to be forced to hit the gym and suffer pain to get fit like men do.
None of that cardio matchstick shit, force the bitches to build muscle mass just like men do.

>She replaces Black Widow
Well that’s dumb, the strongest avenger replaces an irrelevant one with no powers
>Captain Falcon joins the Avengers
Ok that’s based

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Is she wearing a wig? Looks like a bald bitch wearing a wig.

You're a funny guy. Is that the same movie where Hulk is listening to Green Day and his room has a Kermit poster?

No, it's the movie where Natasha marries a black guy and he's killed soon after.

The doctor uses his screw driver to fix the elevator or fixes it before hand after some time travel shenanigans a la bill and ted.
Sheldon gets mysteriously murdered and everyone forgets about it.

Imagine if you could teleport faggots who make dogshit like this to your vicinity so you can beat the shit out of them with a prepared baseball bat.

it literally happens
when you are watching the movie and the scene happens you'll remember me and start laughing at the theater and everyone will think you're retarded

>strongest
she's equivalent to one infinity stone. Thor beat Thanos with the gauntlet.

Based!

based psycho

not sure he'll fit in

captain woke was supposed to be the next charismatic asshole but they forgot the likeable part

Dr Strange would use his sling ring to make sure everyone but Tony escape !!

I love how Carol is supposed to be like 65 years old in 2023

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That's a painting m8, do you need glasses?

>no Ben Shapiro
Unepic

That's great and all but she a receding baldbitch.

I imagine the smell

>using the film Spock
I hate grifters so much

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Is Hollywood going to try an infinite amount of times to make a "likeable female asshole" character and fail an infinite amount of times? It is a male archetype character. A woman will never, not ever, pull off a likeable asshole as well as a male.

LOOK AT ALL THOSE WH*TE MALES

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