Characters you are slowly becoming

I wake up and go on Yea Forums and I'm almost immediately depressed by this. I'm not even that fat, but it would be a long journey before becoming the type of person Gosling is, and I fear I would miss the loss of who I am now, but also that I could actually do it. But I know I won't at this moment, so why be melancholy? I should do something that makes me happy, but be productive

woody allen is me

im literally dating my aunts adopted daughter
im 27 and shes 18

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>been told my multiple people I kinda look like Ryan Gosling
>28 year old virgin whose never had a gf

Just be your selves guys...

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I had a friend tell me I look like Ryan Gosling the other day. Never has a compliment made me feel happier. Now I just need to do something with my life big enough to get him to play me in a movie. Any ideas bros?

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Not sure about the movie idea, but you might be able to land her.

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based

Don't be yourself. Yourself has gotten you nowhere. If you look like Ryan Gosling, then just be Ryan Gosling. Swallow your autism.

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some character with the most unfortunate hairline

These

I feel myself slowly becoming a sociopath, caring less and letting my base impulses make decisions for me. So I’m working on it.

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same

>tfw everyone's listening to me

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Kek

>thought he would end up happy in the end
>just becomes even more cynical,angry and lonely
to real

is it actually true that gosling is secretly a transgender or just conspiracy theories?