Hey Caleb why were you looking down there teehee xD

Why her eyes so far apart?

It's African-American Phillip shitlord

Not really. Higher rates of 1st cousin marriage but that not really incest.

heh

>1st cousin marriage but that not really incest

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Motherfuck bro, imagine living in middle of fucking nowhere, with absolutely nothing to do but backbreaking boring chores for your survival and being surrounded only by your sisters, no wonder them niggas in Wales and Ireland wanked off to sheep

Well it not. Even in the US it is legal in most states.

Ι am not concerned about the legality or the morals here

>Come hither! What’s the matter with thee?
>begins rocking you and stroking your hair
What’s the appropriate reaction to this

>Who the devil is Heath- UNHAND ME!

So you're worried about it being "gross". Congrats, you think just like a 6 year old.

Νο, about hereditary degenerative diseases, you absolute mong

>remove thy shift

>Erect thine manhood and come nigh

Did the pilgrims really talk like that? It seems a bit exaggerated.

People of ye olden times actually had mugh higher standards of what actually counted as incest. Medieval western church law considered anything within seven degrees of consanguinity as incest, which is like 6th cousins.

Doesn't happen with cousins. You probably also believe circumcision makes your penis healthier.

Sounds like total bullshit. There weren't even that many people alive back then

ayy

not him but why would you use the internet to spread lies?

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I wonder if she sucked off black Philip

Go back to /my/, Billie.

>be poor farmer kid
>live on homestead away from everybody
>toil all day
>always hungry
>everything smells
>almost no human contact besides family
>no fun ever
>sister is cute as fuck and treats you nice and is growing some beautiful titties

can't even blame the poor kid

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Literally me except my mum and the same for her
Wincest is based I wish I could love my mummy with my penis without her or society feeling weird about it

it does though
also makes it look cooler and increases sensitivity, proven facts
stay mad anteater dick lmfao @ ur life

>increases sensitivity
circumcision was literally invented to do the opposite. Why do you think most porn scenes have cut dicks? They can go on for hours because their dry carrot barely feels anything.

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wrong lol cite some studies oh you can't? what a shocker lol
kys

>t. cousin fucker

lol whatever carrot kid
another fact cutfags are blissfully unaware of: cut dicks have natural lubricant, so no need for that fake shit

>natural lubricant
thats semen ya dingus

carlos!

You aight Carlos.

>cutfags are blissfully unaware of: cut dicks have natural lubricant
lol seething so hard about being btfo that you can't even make your point properly

based carlosposter

isn't it strange how america is practically the only nation that practices c*rcumcision ? quite barbaric

yes, it is weird that the only civilized country on Earth still maintains their sacred covenant with God
odd that it's also the only first world country not becoming a caliphate for Islam as well
crazy how that works

> forgets the entire middleeast and every muslim country

That's not true. I'm cut and I cum in like 2 seconds

>isn't it strange how america is practically the only nation that practices c*rcumcision
Pretty much the whole Muslim world does it oddly enough. Also South Korea, Canada, and (obviously) Israel. It's a disgusting practice but we're not alone in doing it.

This was 400 fucking years ago. Just look how quickly the English language has devolved in the past 2 decades into neo-nigger-nuspeak

>sacred covenant with God
read the epistles you fool

This. Remember the Mongols and the plague.

Shut up faggot before I kick your ass.

>be me

>Have one shot at marrying Anya Taylor-Joy

>Write multiple scripts for her as main character

Quick synopsis on one of the scripts:
Title: Williwaw
A vampire (Anya) who has never seen her own reflection hires an artist to paint a portrait of her. Slowly but surely, the two fall in love.

>send the scripts to her

>receive restraining order to never contact her again or ill be arrested

Why???

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>Black Phillip
>Commits crimes throughout the movie
Not cool.

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greentext something pls

>A vampire (Anya) who has never seen her own reflection hires an artist to paint a portrait of her. Slowly but surely, the two fall in love.
Thanks for the idea. Stealing now.

It's already been written and registered, buddy.

I'm going to go back in time, fuck my cousin, and name and raise him exactly like you, and I'll cal him a faggot. How do you like them apples

>be me
>desire to reenter my mother's sex hole

>be me
>be 4 years old
>my 7 year old sister invites me to the bathroom
>pleases herself in front of me
>touches my dingdong
>feels pretty good
>this happens a couple more times
>eventually have sex
Haha pretty based right I swear this didn't fuck me or my sexuality up in any way hahaha :)

baste

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i don't get it

MUH BORING SLOW BURN DRAMA MASQUERADING AS A HORROR MOVIE

more like *noticesyourbulge*owo*nuzzlesyou*itch

motherfucker

I chuckled