Favorite Simpsons quote thread
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Favorite Simpsons quote thread
Jack Reyes
Matthew Carter
Im not gonna say it.
Im stealing this commment from the ***** gang
Parker Baker
Based
Xavier James
Make posting Simpsons a bannable offense.
Carter Sanders
Gucci loafers
Dominic Powell
something about city slickers
Brayden Turner
it’d be fine if the fucking sneedposters didn’t ruin my life
Benjamin Jones
Well ladeda
Christian Jenkins
>firstfagging
>"comment"
I would gladly take a sneedposter over a redditor like you
Jose Peterson
>The S word hasn't been spammed in this thread yet
What the fuck is going on?
Julian Gutierrez
Get fucked ***** poster
Another comment robbed from you
Liam Foster
S
Lucas Sanders
Have sex
Jonathan Sanders
sneed
Jack Bennett
Oh we're just razzing ya.
John Scott
Shit?
Alexander Torres
Have suck and fuck.
Jackson Lopez
Lisa: [reading from the pamphlet] The Duff Beer-amid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it. 22 immigrant laborers died during its construction.
Selma: Eh, there's plenty more where that came from.
Parker Roberts
I don’t get it
Sebastian Cruz
>President Eisenhower celebrates 40th wedding anniversary. Not pictured: Mrs. Eisenhower.
Cameron Nelson
>"Well I believe in good grooming".
Blake Lewis
>I'm guessing you don't have a license. Better head down to the D.M.V. These two broads will help you out.
Joseph Adams
>President Sneed celebrates 9.6th wedding anniversary. Not pictured: Mrs. Chuck.
Christian Jackson
Just say the word, and I'll drive this hoe into his back! I can make it look like suicide!
Chase Turner
>HEY, IMMIGRANTS! BEAT IT! COUNTRY'S FULL!
Noah King
>Do you think the track could bend?
>I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook...
>I call the big one Bitey!
Ian Ortiz
>His father? The drunken gambler?!
>That's right. And who might you be?
Nicholas Anderson
sneed
Austin Ward
>Suck on this Bart!
Josiah Gray
Ian Campbell
Imagine being this pathetic. I bet you don't even have the balls to look your dad in the eye when he talks about how much of a disappointment you are and how he wishes that he just finished in your mother's asshole instead.
Blake Gutierrez
I'M GONNA SAY THE S-WORD!
Grayson Bennett
Sneed
Bentley Thomas
>Lets give Bart a special surprise!
Leo Murphy
>But we really could have used that $12,000
>Um, Dad, 10% of $120,000,000 isn't $12,000. It's.....
>Code blue!
Jonathan Mitchell
sneed
Eli Wilson
Schmidt's fit and shit
Robert Sanders
>"I'm sorry I believe in good grooming."
Elijah Young
>But we really could have used that 9.6 soil pH
>Um, Dad, 10% of 9.6 isn't 7-8. It's.....
>Code sneed!
Easton Lopez
based bart
Jordan Price
>"Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car!"
Was this line really necessary?
John Torres
>Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?
>We're gonna sell him to Mr. Nickapoppolis?
>You're a dull boy, Billy
Xavier Williams
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Eli Wright
>D'OH! I CAN'T GET THIS DILDO OUT OF MY BOTTOM!
Logan Diaz
He he he, Sneed
Christian Allen
>Roosters don't lay eggs.
Brody Richardson
>HURRICANE!
Oliver Hernandez
>well, that was a real nice thread we had, once
Isaiah Wright
I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand.
Noah Peterson
Nicholas Baker
*hic* cracks me up everytime *hic*
Anthony Green
>nigger and female at important charges
Weird old simpsons having such forced diversity
Carson Reed
What the hell? This thread isn't comfy at all
Lincoln Diaz
This is actually a great line for a zombie Simpsons episode. Makes me laugh every time
Henry Martin
>Those are some huge knockers!
Juan Allen
Ruined? Or made it better?
Brayden Brown
>TRAMBOPLINE?
John Torres
>I guess we could get more involved with Barts activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him
>yeah and then we'd get the chair
>thats not what I meant
>it was Marge, admit it
Jackson Mitchell
sneed haha
Jack Sanders
Formerly better
Kevin Murphy
Landon Ramirez
Fuck & Suck.
Hunter Bennett
Based Homer
Charles Barnes
>everyone needs an automobile, even the very tall
>this is the largest auto I could afford
>should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
>..i guess so
Liam Garcia
Sneed's Feed and Seed
Formerly Chuck's
Chuck's Fuck and Suck
Robert Young
Sneed's feed and Seed formerly Chuck's
Gabriel Jones
>implying redditors aren't the sneedfags
Justin Barnes
"Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!"
Always liked this line for some reason.
Ryder Moore
yikes and redditpilled
Christian Carter
Ah my favourite part from the scene with SNEED
Leo Scott
s n e e d
Leo Jenkins
My dad literally once told me that I was the result of a premature ejaculation. Don’t wish that pain on anyone
Henry Diaz
Sneed
Joshua Davis
Cringe
This
Henry Cruz
Mason Peterson
I was saying Boo-urns
Aiden Morgan
You don't even call out all posts right. You're worthless
Elijah Foster
wow, brown!
Nathaniel Morgan
>bart and lisa in the same classroom
???
Eli Rodriguez
It’s like kissing a peanut.
Blake Ortiz
Sneed
Nathaniel Reed
the show is dead , it's been dead for over 20 years. Get over it.
sneed
Gavin Wood
My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I’m 31 years old.
Isaac Richardson
Nathan Green
Tyler Murphy
AI CARANVA DIJO EL BAR SINSO
Hudson Sanders
Post cursed Simpsons comics
Leo Lewis
Una Sneeda...
Jeremiah Gray
una sneeda de la americana
Michael Jackson
that's a silly superStitioN, sEE a Duck
Camden Reed
S
Aaron Green
N
Benjamin Richardson
E
Austin Stewart
E
Grayson Hall
E
Christopher Powell
D