What would the mask be like if it was made in 2019?
What would the mask be like if it was made in 2019?
Julian Butler
James Barnes
idris elba
Nicholas Wright
>too many jokes about excrement, genitals, and coitus
>hamfisted dialogue lacking innuendo and subtlety
>ethnically heterogenous cast that has absolutely no chemsitry
pretty much everything that distinguishes modern movies from older movies
Gavin Kelly
you deserved quads.
Joshua Sullivan
>not enough jokes about excrement, genitals, and coitus
ftfy
Jordan Turner
teh mask get ipad
Asher Wilson
The mask would make him change gender O. Transformation
Liam Cook
we'll see about that
let's see what's behind door number 2
David Cooper
The lead actress would be dressed in something more frumpy because of the "male gaze"
Jace Lewis
The mask was kind of shit though,
Jacob Morris
She would be black
Luis Gutierrez
If I pull that off, will he die?
Daniel Martinez
GENTLEMEN
Leo Turner
and that's a good thing
Zachary Jenkins
I don’t get the whole idea of the star lounge singer.
We are expected to believe all they guys are excited to watch someone walk down stairs while singing? Like this is the hottest ticket in town on a Friday night, where you sit at little cuck tables with mini desk light son them, you don’t talk or anything, just watch someone sing, and they don’t even strip?
Was this ever actually a thing or did the movies make it upon the 40s and been repeating the meme ever since?
Connor Moore
>Idris Elba as The Mask enters the bar
>"Who the frick is that guy?"
>Idris spins around and turns into a caricature of Donald Trump
>"It's gonna be huge."
>Bar roars in laughter
>Twirls a non-binary, transgender xer
>"Somebody stop me!"
Brandon Brooks
I dont know but I would like to see a more faithful adaptation of the original source.
94 Mask is kino tho
Jose Thompson
has a woman ever peaked faster than Cameron Diaz?
she was hot in The Mask and then nothing
Levi Bailey
He'd probably say the N word.
Isaiah Mitchell
Lmao dumb white trash, not every place is like the ICP concert
Nathan Rogers
There's only one actor that could be The Mask in 2019
Jack Rodriguez
>couldn't get into the coco bongo
Ayden Cox
Ok Eric we get that you're broke.
Connor Carter
The mask will turn the main hero into a ugly, fatty pajeet tranny.
Owen Lewis
Well it would be a woman, for one
Luis Taylor
God I wish that was me.
Owen Stewart
A stronk womyn would find the Mask, and her love interest would be the dude from Detective Pikachu.
Adam Ross
>Dark Horse
gloomy and brooding, w/ a girl as MC
Thomas Barnes
It was literally a different time. Jews hadn't gotten through to everyone yet, so we couldn't go full Weimar yet with naked ass and tits on every stage.