I vant to suck your blood

bleh

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Will blehposting ever get over on Yea Forums?

tell me about bleh

why does he suck the blood

based
inb4 enraged janny jealously guarding the microwave heated pizza sauce that passes for his blood supply

*ting ting ting*

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Bleh bleh bleh!
I have an OOP copy of Near Dark. Paxton is great but picture quality is so bad.

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*Unzips dick*

Go ahead, but you gotta drain the main vein, Drac.

Lotta loyalty for a hired vamp!

Does Dracula even say that in the movies?

does dracula even say vat in ze movies?

It's Jack Carter's impression of Lugosi, he was the first to crack it.

>fuck the living

ve vant to suck your dick!

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i miss comfy simpsons threads

I vant your black Kluge!

vould you take a look at these digits!

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Bleh

I vant to suck your thethans
bleh

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I will allow it

Could he play Dracula in the inevitable modern retelling of the story?

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this must've been such a fun movie to be an actor in, especially for these three amazing whores

Don't do it, think about your life essence !

>think
I can't, the blood has fled my brain

Unironically yes, he has the ideal aesthetic

Yea Forums is a great board honestly thank you my friends

Nyeh

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yyEEEEEEss massssssstrrrrr vatEEEvr you VAAANT

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Where did it go? Did the evil vampire bleh'd it out alraedy?

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lost
you got me

bleh

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There is blood in my cock, you're saying you want to suck my cock? The hollywood gay mafia must be stopped.

#metoo

VEIN?

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CRASHING THIS ARTERY

when will discord trannies and spooks circlejerk threads be banned

Guy who played Dracula in it married the lead vampire bride in real life. She has a cooking show over here now.

if i sucks your neck, will you die?

>vampires get a million movies
>literally all the same bleh bourgeoisie that die to some kid with a toothpick
>evil because evil
>only 5 good werewolf kinos
>they actually blend in with the locals
>totally unkillable unless they attack a silver stacking doomer
>not good or evil, just are.
Why do people fantasize about bleh again?

One wants to succ you and the other is an overgrown dog

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I VANT YOUR BLOOD!

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