Is this the most Yea Forums couple?

Is this the most Yea Forums couple?

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No. The most Yea Forums couple is the goose and emma stone.

Well if we're talking on screen couples...

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Millenium era Rooney best Roon.

That pic was taken 2 years after Dragon Tattoo

She still have the hair and weight I mean

Probably because she was still pleading with Amy to get the sequels made

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Me on the right

Joaquin looks so strange with that haircut and without a beard

I wish Rooney was a dyke instead of fucking that goblin.

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The most Yea Forums couple is me and OPs mom

why is he so ugly compared to River?

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i haven't seen her in anything recently, is she ok bros??

>Emma Stone
LOL, no

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Lol, Joaquin in his 20s looked even better than River

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Why so much autism?

Maybe she's born with it.

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I look so much like him it's crazy. I end up self inserting into all his movies because of it.

they aren't a couple, the 2 in OP are literally engaged

RISE UP

This was more kino

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She's fine

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They're both so hot wtf

Why do they dress like hobos?

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Because they are vegans

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They're rich, it's what they do

What do you think they smell like?

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Wtf is this style

Nauseate level of bad

New Grunge Austimo

Isn't modern fashion great, folks?

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I can’t understand. Rooney could have any top actor in Hollywood as her boyfriend, how did she ended up with Joaquin, who looks like trash 80% of the year, until directors makes him lost weight and shave

Men like looks, women like personality.

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What's he looking at in the first pic?

They are /fa/pilled

rooney is

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no

this is

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>(You)

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How can Goose been desperately for her if he dated Roon already?

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I've never seen someone else that can go from looking really attractive to disgusting like him. It's like there's multiple versions of himself all existing simultaneously.

those hobo outfits they are wearing probably cost in the area of $5000

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>attached earlobes
>orofacial cleft

What a fitting couple

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wtf, why is Liv kinda bloated here? so hot

Still can't believe Yea Forums loves that movie.

Why does everyone say river phoenix was super good looking? He looks like 7.5/10 at best to me.

Watch him in motion instead of just looking at pics.

>Men like looks
doesn't apply here
rooney, while kind of cute, looks like a drowned mouse. i suppose it's the mutual autism and inter-dependence

Thing is those shirts probably cost $1000s

Imagine if he looked like this all the time. Its like dating a movie villain or creepy old maniac

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Wow, why is he so old?
Too much cocaine and booze?

Method acting takes a huge toll

he bypassed his 30s and 40s, he went from 20 to 50

Balls.

No cocaine, just method acting goes wrong

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that boy looks like he's about to die of AIDS

Meanwhile Jared Leto lokks like this in his late 40s

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>my feet hurt

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they're fucking you retard

>jouqiun is an apple faggot
noooooo

GOOSED

>wtf, why is Liv kinda bloated here? so hot

she was never a petite woman, she's super tall. She really was a QT. The problem was her dad made hundreds of millions so she never had to take hollywood's bullshit.

So easy to forget his earlier roles, feels like he is from younger generation of Tom Hardy, Michael Fassbender, Ryan Gosling, etc.

Then dress like a normal person, you fucking hipster.

> so hot
Exactly. Skinny skeleton girl trends needs to die.

He looks really good until you actually remember his age and then it just seems weirdly creepy

i'm sure they are, user, and that it isn't one of your sweaty self-insert fantasies

>Wait. I'm sorry. You're.. dating your computer?

u JUST knoe

>look mom im acting

My penus and her pusy are the most tv couple haha

Because real rich people doesn't give a fuck about expensive clothes. Expensive closes is for poor people.

Dumb generalization.
Some billionaires, too, dress in really expensive clothing, others don't.

>oh user i love your bacon grease stained hands please enter me

Isn't that what women want?

>I wish I were at home, fucking other hollywood starlets

Ernie & Bert style

>most Yea Forums couple?

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Sad...

Fuck off to reddddit with your trash, loser.

theyre uber wealthy, the really rich people dont give a fuck about showing off.

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He has for certain had work done. The exorbitantly expensive kind though so he wont look Bogged.

rate my fit Yea Forums

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tfw im genuine happy for them because Joaquin had a rough life and they seem like the most stable, normal couple in Hollywood

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What is the star trek device around her neck?

some bluetooth headphones have this collar thing that hands on your neck

He really looks like my ex girlfriend, it's so unsettling. She was so good at sucking cock that I almost have erections whenever I encounter a picture of River Phoenix.

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hes got this weird silver fox thing going for him if he takes care of himself, but looses it all the time only to bounce back stronger