This shit is so fucking stupid. Why is this famous? Also this was the first anime I have ever watched...

why wouldn't she be? She didn't help develop them. The plans for the Evas are older than she is. Finding a commander with Misato's skills are probably a diamond dozen, plus she hasn't shown maturity to be worthy of such secrets.

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What do you reckon. This kid:
a) didn't watch the entire series yet alone end of eva
b) watched it dubbed

Cast your votes.

>The best part was when they were at school.
You're not wrong

>The final step is to stop coming to this website forever.
Should be step 1.

Imagine seriously replying to an obvious bait thread

Good characters, excellent animation, glorious atmosphere, but the storyline... I fucking hate the storyline.

I'll just leave the objective truth about the series here

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>a diamond dozen
kek

This.
I finally bit the bullet, and I am disappointed. The characters are annoying as hell, especially Shinji (though that's kind of the point). The part about the EVAS is interesting and I want to know more about the world, but every episode is 60% high school drama bullshit (even in the middle of battles) and 40% humongous mecha shenanigans. I am ten episodes in and I am seriously considering leaving it here.

low iq tier take

NgE is overrated for a mecha anime. Really the eva fights are cool and thats about it. If you want something good check out Gundam Wing or Gundam Seed.

>a diamond dozen

Do the human gene pool a favour and never breed, you colossal retard.

>a diamond dozen,
lmao

I mean doesn't the fact that he is continuously on the verge of getting brutally killed by space monsters change things just slightly?

I stop watching any anime when a character is screaming his dialogue for no reason.

I haven't gotten through one yet.

>it's all about symbolism and subt-
lmao who believes this shit

watch Tarkovsky or Bela Tarr
Read Umberto Eco
and listen Tool
you will be ok

>tool
oh no no no no no no no

le ebin underage eva tourist has arrived

ok, no tool. but the rest i was right

Next? I suggest trying Boku No Pico.

golden boy

Imagine being such a virgin that you think that just because there are hot women in your life that you cant be sad or depressed.

based

>Also this was the first anime I have ever watched
opinion disregarded
stay mad pleb

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lol found the newfag.

Don't be gay, it's only 26 eps and a movie. You can finish it like how I finished your mum

Mahou shoujo is the best genre

She doesnt need to be privy to those, like how it is irl.