*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

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IT'S THAT ZIP FURIO

*up in the cluuub~~*

I didn't order pizza

The Sopranos is pretty good but it feels so drawn out. 6 seasons is much too long, way too many characters are introduced and forgotten about and there is a lot of filler.

man I have such a useful protip for you guys and here it is

just because people hit your door, doesn't mean you have to open it.

GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR FUCKING HOLE
NOW

ive been dreaming of that lo mein all the fuck way over here

NOW WHO CAME IN HERE AND ATE MY SHIT

Watching season 1 again right now absolute kino

Who do you think actually did eat it?
Was it Paulie?

I heard he doesn't appreciate the sport of golf.

Yeah good luck you’ll have to come out sometime and then they’ll beat the shit outta ya if not kill you

Cheesefucker would had made things only worse for himself if he didn't open that door.
You think that mob doesn't have time to wait outisde till you leave your house?
That they won't kick in your door eventualy?
You are only delaying the ineveitable and pissing them off in the process

>you have to come outside sometime

heh that's what my ex-wife though(I hate my life and my wife, btw). It's a funny thing about private investigators. They can sit outside your house all day and wait for you to leave and go commit some social sin. But if you never leave there's nothing they can do besides make pathetic attempts to coax you out with fake pizza deliveries.

why is your ex hiring private investigators, and how are you not going outside? do you live on canned food?

I have no need to visit the grocery store outside of the lottery day once a month. never do win that darn thing though.

she wanted divorce papers signed. eventually I did have to capitulate and go outside and walk up to their car and just let them "catch" me so they could serve me with the paperwork. It was kind of funny actually, they asked me why I made them sit out there for days if I was just going to accept the paperwork without a fuss anyway.

It's not like I had any desire to remain married to her anymore than she wished to be with me, but I may as well run up her bills and show the dicks that I can run circles around them if I so choose to.

Can't imagine why she left you.

Is Furio x Carmela the most useless, forced storyline of all time? What the fuck was that?

I enjoyed it because I've had a similiar experience

Who is it??

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it would've been fine if they'd given it a satisfying conclusion, like carmela betraying him to tony, something where she's given a tough choice or something. not this exile bullshit.

Nice blog faggot

>now he is the universal remote

heheheh

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EY TONY I HAD TO PARK-A THE CAR ALL THE WAY OVER THERE

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