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This is hilarious

I want Will to have a blond blue-eyed boyfriend.

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Can’t resist the wolfhard

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Dat bitch has some serious issues waiting for her. Also why did she get her teeth replaced? Her original teeth were already good and unique. Now she has that typical retarded american look where everybody has hollywood smiles with fake teeth.

>Tonight's topic is a hysterical Millie talking about kissing Finn
At what point did Yea Forums decline to the extent it now can't go a day without a thread about the social lives of these ugly fuckers?

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Noah is dating the redhead girl, and he’s the most chad kid in the cast by far

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MBB legit looks like my 60 year old aunt

>most chad kid
He literally has the most basedish face I’ve ever seen he makes Finn looks like a Brad Pitt in comparison

The stranger thing is the 2 youngest kids somehow become the oldest looking ones

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Noah Schnapp is insanely handsome.

I didn’t think anyone could get mogged by an actual tranny but here you go

He looks 9 the fuck are you on about?

nah, the black kid and the fat kid with the fucked teeth look the oldest now

Are they all dressed by homos and old women? Only Finn looks decent there.

It's a handful of shills shitting up the board, be sure to report as spam

Seeing some smug kid with such a weak fucking jaw and neck literally makes me boil with anger

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you can tell this guy is the life of the party

MEWMAXXING

There are a few scenes leaked on Instagram, nothing really important though

>I was eating her
You just know

>he's only 16

Ok this kid will literally grow up to become 6'3 chad. He's already jawmaxxing, a decent beard and more defined bones, he will be the ultimate chad. Meanwhile Millie is gonna look 60 years old by the time they all hit 20.

He will be a lanklet Howard Stern but with no charisma

That’s what I was thinking about. Too bad he’s too indie to put on some weight and get a haircut

If they ever make Season 4 they'll have to introduce time travel to explain why she looks older than Winona Ryder

The power she uses drains a lot of life from her, by the end of season 4 she’ll look like the creepy kids in Akira

Can't resist

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I'm 33 and was crushing it when I was 13, like a normal teen

you should have stopped hanging out infront of cartoon network or with your loser friends

everyone was drinking in the woods at 14-18

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>you missed out teenage romance

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Why are they bouncing

best form of dancing

You should be glad they're not doing fortnite dance

Why

Why doesn’t Will have superpowers like 11, Didn’t he survive the upside world and had the ability to communicate through electricity in Season 1?

He probably does. The trailer keeps showing him sensing danger so he's got that true sight power still at the least

reminder to join the offical /stg/ discord:

discord.gg/EZVenH

Being in the upside down doesn't give you superpower, if it does then half of the characters would have it

>Ok this kid will literally grow up to become 6'3 chad. He's already jawmaxxing, a decent beard and more defined bones

probably

Bjorn Andresen managed to go from "I want to fuck this boy" to "pussy slaying chad"

height and facial structure don't lie

Will can be a portal from the upside down world and the real world, remember the very end of Season 1? Will can also talk to the monsters and understand them, remember when he had the seizures in Season 2?

He has powers, he was basically reborn in the upside down because he was literally kidnaped by a Alien in Season 1

So he finally gave in, they look like they're genuinely enjoying themselves

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Dustin is totally dying. The way they've handled PR, especially his is exactly the way that they always do when that character is dying

I don't believe the comic relief would die, it's too dark for this show. I think Will is the one that will bite the dust, seeing how he's been teasing this season is very sad

>when the premiere event photos have a more authentic 80s feeling than the show itself

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He's pretty much got immunity after the last two seasons. It's probably because he's gay that he's sad.

hello, reddit? yes this is the guy

Did /cel/ get revived yet?

Noah isn’t gay, have you not seen his DMs to Sommer Ray?

Will’s brother is going to die, nobody cares about that guy plus it’s going to set up Nancy getting back with Steve

Post

The saturday night fever remake looks great

They get paid more then the people protecting our country. Fuck this gay earth

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They aren't doing a good job protecting us from Trump and his racist mob

Jesus Christ lads... I made it into like 1:30, can't bear this anymore.

You don't need to announce your autism every chance you got

But this is the cringiest fucking shit I've seen in a while and it looks like nobody minds this video here? HOW?!

What made it cringe?

It’s adorable.
Have sex

lmao looks like an /fa/ meet up

OBSESSED

Fuck I even missed post teenage romance

why am I even living?

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How do I get these jawlines?

>kids

Why amehricucks are so retards?

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There's no real romance in adulthood
So you didn't miss much anyway

Mike calls Will a faggot

There are a bunch of reviews up already
You could look it up
time.com/5617328/stranger-things-season-3-review/

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youtu.be/i9YMtfqpDUg

Never forget.

Based
>mike would rather fuck eleven than deal with that fairy shit

There really isn't that much other than Mike and Eleven lust
youtu.be/0vSRIWQD4tk

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uh

I had my first kiss at 11

Based Noah

Noah is literally the most horniest kid in that cast

I wish I was Millie

Somehow people could mistake being gay as being horny

>kids
jesus christ are Americans wrapped in fucking cotton wool till they turn 25, the actual fuck? any other country these cunts could have left school, got a job and started a family

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>protecting our country
more like being israel's puppets

>any other country these cunts could have left school, got a job and started a family
You're from India aren't you.

Wasn't she on The Sopranos?

You need to sort your priorities.

>You're from India aren't you.
>gov.uk/know-when-you-can-leave-school
yikes, Americans truly are the 'youngest' nation in every which way

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

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This

He still has true sight

this guy just doesn't like being around women in any capacity

nah, females just flock to him the most out of the kids in the cast

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His Jewish look is getting more and more apparent

>females just flock to him the most out of the kids in the cast

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That kid on the right is a complete third wheel

>cucked Sadie in the back

Noah seems to be a 180 degree opposite of Finn. Finn doesn’t care about any girls but still is a pussy magnet; Noah is a tryhard but girls are cringing at his advance

i'd definitely watch that movie whatever it is over stranger things

>Publicly grabs her tits, and gets to be alone with in her hotel room
Yeah he's fine
>youtube.com/watch?v=uR6lbvNXgXA

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someone post it

based noah

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Why did he tag Millie as the pineapple?

Why didn’t he invite the other kids from IT?

gloating

because Jack is special...
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Their Jewish look is getting more and more apparent.
The fucks going on with his thumb?

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Probably because her head shapes like a pineapple

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>The fucks going on with his thumb?
He’s in the dark arts bruh

That kid turned out to be such a douchbag faggot in such a short time. Hollywood really ruins everyone in it

>unironic gossip about teenagers from some Shitflix show
What a cancerous thread.

That kid on the right somehow looking more jewish than Finn, how is his possible?

punch nazis in the face man is now 6 foot Mark Boone Junior?

The Hellboy flop took a toll on him