MY BODY IS A CAGE, THAT KEEPS ME FROM DANCING WITH THE ONE I LOVE

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

John Wayne

The Good, The Fat and The Cunny.

I got in a texting convo with a plant that tried to get me Chris Hansen'd, AMA

Go to the sting house and challenge him to a show down

anyone got that pancho and lefty one

what's this called? Ambrosioposting?

THERE'S A MAN, GOIN' ROUND, TAKING HYMES'
AND HE DECIDES WHO TO MEASURE, AND WHO TO SPLAY
EVERY CUNNY WON'T BE POUNDED ALL THE SAME
THERE WILL BE A GOLDEN CORRAL IN YOUR TOWN
WHEN THE MAN CUMS ALOUD

Vincentposting which is an offshoot of TCAP posting.

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The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a cunny to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

Hey Chris, can I ask you a question?

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drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

Full video

>"I'm a fuck up"

>I'm not that big but I could fit inside you

I mean describe the encounter obviously

SHE WAS LUSCIOUS AND A HARLOT THOUGH A YOUTH OF TEN AND FOUR

>I don't want Adderall. I want shock therapy

>"I want your young pussy so bad"

I FOUGHT THE LAW, AND THE LAW WON

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Craving cunny, cause I had none

>get told to have sex whenever I post my anti-SJW tweets online
>finally go out and do it
>"WOW HOW COULD YOU GO SO FAR AS TO ACTUALLY TRY HAVING SEX WE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO ACTUALLY DO IT"
what do normies want?

They're just mad you didn't have sex with them. I literally got all of my girlfriends by asking out an acquaintance of their I knew they didn't like.

They don't actually want you to have sex, retard

>anti-sjw tweets
Hello 2015 department

>hey there pardner, take a load off
>HEY DONUT KEEP, ANOTHER COFFEE OVR'EER

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GO FETCH ME MY COAT AND MY TIE
AND THE CHEAPEST LABOUR THE MONEY CAN BUY
SADDLE ME UP MY BUCKSKING MARE
IF YOU SEE ME GO BY PUT UP A PRAYER

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hahah yeah i LOVE social justice now!

"You’re a reckless fool, I could see it in your eyes
To come this way was by no means wise”

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AIN'T NO GRAVE

CUNNY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME

>not yellow tushied cunny
One job

Vinnie the Kid

Ay, Christoforo Hansen, whassa matta you? Why you busta my balls, huh?

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Is there anyway to see how many different posters are in these lefty circlejerks? Like really this is some retarded bullshit

Bottom right corner, ~28 as of now

>go tell that long tongue liar

>3:10 to county (jail)
>Blazing Bladder
>True Girth
>Ambrosio (Un)Chained
>The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen
>Unforgiven (By Society)
>Dances With Hansen
>Hang Him High
>High(School) Poon
>The Magnificent 7(yo)

youtube.com/watch?v=lEO2D2MLMOo

An old cowboy went drivin' out one dark and windy day
Upon a house he rested as he went to stalk his prey
When all at once a mighty herd of red cam lights he saw
Recordin' through the ragged house and up the driveway door

Their crew were still on fire and their mics were made of steel
Their booms were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as the decoy turned to fly
For he saw Chris Hansen coming hard and he heard his mournful cry

Last known image of Vincent Ambrosio cicra 1908 colorised.

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why would you have a circlejerk orientated in the direction of the non-dominant hand of the vast majority of the populace

so.. what happened to him after?

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Billy the Kid(die fiddler)

Kek

>The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen

Gets me every time.

Vince "Big Tex" Ambrosio

what kind of a fucking retard are you
not everything is about politics holy fuck

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>falling for false-flag smearbait
Why are lefties so gullible

RUN BONBI, RUN

But I thought he was dead already!!

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>POV view of the moments after

was vic gonna cut that kid up?

REACH OUT AND TOUCH KIDS
>BUM BUM BUM BA BUM BUM

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pardnerposting

lol

Bonbi!
BOOOONNNBIIIII!

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what's up Tuco?

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>>POV view
>POV view
>POV view

more like

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point of violation view

I love American, you make TV shows about arresting pedos live on air for everyone's entertainement. Thank you.

Americans are obsessed with justice, all their biggest reality shows revolve around it.
>To Catch a Predator:
>Pedophiles are publicly shamed and jailed as punishment
>90 Day Fiance
>Dumbfucks that try to date down get all their money ripped off as punishment
>Judge Judy
>Dumbfucks get berated by an old woman and lose money as punishment
And the biggest of all: Cops.
Cops has been on the air for 30 years.
It's simply police doing their job, mainly the bits where dumbfucks get punished.

America loves justice like the UK loves naked interracial dating.

How is this anyway political? Just making fun of a fat as dork

>UK loves naked interracial dating

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never watched UK tv?

>Do nothing
>Go to jail
Is this really land of free?

Texas Red

jesus this cowboy shit has me in stitches

TO A TOWN IN CUNNYTICUT
DROVE A STRANGE BOY ONE FINE DAY

You people are fucked. Why did I even come here from Reddit is beyond me.

>19 year old
he looks about 40

OBSESSED

the thing that stuns me is this guy, possibly one of the most unattractive people you could think of, actually thought some cute teenager wanted to bang him

I had a father who was overweight, I get it.

Veni "vidivici" Ambrosia

See for yourself.

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Early one morning
With time to kill
I joined a date app
In hope of a thrill
I saw a lone cunny
Swiped on my name
I sent her a dick pic
Without any shame
Then she responded
That she was alone
I put on my hat
Then rode to her home
The cunny, had tricked me
My boner was dead
I hung my head
I hung my head

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That sheriff's a madman. Big Ted was the only one keeping those howling varmint from here to Cunnysee in check.

What the FUCK

No seriously is this a joke or just porn?

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>see hansen
>whip out my pistol and drop him (headshot, clean)
>this is followed by quick (less than 0.7 sec) flashbang
>police are stunned
>I quickly throw a smoke grenade, they can't find me
>they expect me to use the doors, so I go through the window
>they are confused so I have the high ground, drop the cops outside
>shoot their tires in case any there are any survivors
>run 3 blocks, take a cab
>go to airport, first flight to mexico

like it never happened...

it's a real tv show

actual show on Brit TV

Will someone link me to this episode, I need to see it.

It's a real tv show broadcasted in the UK on Channel 4.

Read the thread

steven seagal kino right there

>run
That's way unrealistic

You can stream it over here: bitchute.com/video/IsHa8bjVh2XD/

t. Fatty in possession of CP

You're aware that England suffered a massive braindrain in the latter half of the 20th century right? Seriously it's just chavs, slags and pakis being ruled over by fat pedos now

>early one morning
>with time to kill
>I got on my PC
>to look for a thrill
>I met a sweet cunny
>she told me her name
>I fell in love
>things were never the same
>she said she was 12
>that didn't stop me
>nothing could keep me
>from that sweet cunny
>our chat logs were saved
>while I jerked in bed

>I hung my head
>I hung my head

Cunny Pants Drifter

Reminder he wasn't gonna do anything

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Attempting to commit a crime is a crime even if you don't succeed. That's why attempted murder and attempted robbery land people in prison.

Why don't you just shoot me? Aint so quick on the draw is ya?

based

>i love you
>I'm going to make love to you
wow
i've seen some shoveldogesque shit on here but this is just stomach turning
only a truly demented mind could think something like this

Can somebody print out these threads and send it to the Cunny Wrangler?

have you ever put anything inside of you Yea Forums?

what the fuck, where do they release this?

estrogen

>the plant even laughing at the start
my sides

>when he goes in for a hug
I genuinely don't know how she handles those situations

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Did any of the predators actually bring a gun to one of these stings?

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Chatlogs on Hansen vs predator site, there's a reading on YouTube if you search for Vincent ambrosio

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Yup, some even went as far as to bring duct-tape and a camera.

Closest thing I remember was some predator who was a district attorney managed to back out before entering the house and drove to his office while being chased by police, got his gun out of his desk, and blew his brains out.

If he lost the weight he'd probably gain a couple inches

>Dumbfucks get berated by an old woman and lose money as punishment
the production team cover all the costs
that's why people agree to potentially be humiliated on TV,

i got shortlisted to be on naked attraction a few years ago, went for a face to face interview in london
it's just banter mate
yanks wouldn't understand

They should have enforced pubic hair.

Vincent "Texas Red" Ambrosio

Legitimately laughed dude. Congrats.

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food, "bad thoughs", memes, vaccines and other bacteria.

soon as I started reading this I died

why was he arrested he didnt hurt the girl??

attempted murder is a crime

many people have knives for self defence

Why make these threads just to gloat about some fatty being framed and jailed to have his soft, soft fupa squeezed by big inmates?

anyone have the video with the guy seeing a predator being caught but still going into the house?

THERE'S A MAN, GOIN' ROUND, TOUCHIN' KIDS.

The Cunslinger

YOU GOT TO
KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM

Importuning

His name was Bill Conradt.

classic

These threads are a disgrace.

What does Chris Hansen get out of doing this?

Subs, merch and ad revenue.

how many times do you think he got raped? I mean, not including the time he fucked and got fucked by some user.

>when the officer who is grilling him tries to compliment him on his penis size to make him not feel bad
>i-its all about the angle

It is, tho.

Growers & Showers, brah.

Alone within my cell tonight my heart is filled with fear
The only sound within the room is the falling of each tear.
I think about the thing I've done, I know it wasn't right
They'll air the show tomorrow, but they're entrapping me tonight,
They're entrapping me tonight

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based & apologistpilled

Where's Vic now? Is he still diddling?

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

CAME A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY

It's a kind of a perverted justice

high noon

That's not funny.

Actually, it's FUPAposting

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fuck off nu/pol/

Come on, he has a right to post here, same as you.

>newfag doesnt know how to check poster count
Embarassing

Vincent Ambrosio came up from Bachelor at one P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Christopher Hansen. Vincent Ambrosio would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the Colorado Penitentiary for second degree murder. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for Ambrosio's release, and in 2022, Governor James B. Ullman would pardon the man. There would be no eulogies for Chris, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The shotgun would ignite, and the decoy would scream, but Chris Hansen would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.

~ E N T R A P M E N T ~

Do you think he finished highschool

Everybody's gotta start sometime. You too were new once, friend.

The Cunndertaker

based AND makinglightofcrimesagainstchildrenpilled

anybody got the dead predators video?

That's in poor taste.

chris hansen edited the video himself
just found out it got deleted tho

Good. It's horrible.

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t. pedo

It's gloat porn.

TO THE PUSS' MY COCK BELONGS

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Best meme of 2019 and it's not close

awful, disgraceful

His penis wasn't that small.

Imagine being Smaller than Vince

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That would be great to actually do that. I'm sure it's just few old cops and not Chris Hasen, but depending on what you say maybe, and showing up in full Cowboy attire spouting memes, you might be alright. It's a huge risk all for a stupid joke, you should do it.

In life you either laugh or you cry and THERE AIN'T NO GRAVE THAT CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN

You'd just be jailed to be ass fucked by big, strong convicts.

Is Hansen a psychopath?

howdy

That's not funny.

>WHAT? NO WAY!

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But you already know it's a sting, and have picked your words carefully. You're just on your way to the beach.

I started reading along in the meter of ghost riders

He got off?

Very well. You are dismissed.

His lawyers demanded they turn over the hard drives from the computers they catfished him with to the court, when they failed to do this the case was dropped.

Justice was served.

A serious question: I only got to know this guy through posts here and I've never seen this show. What next for him (and other guys framed in this show)? Will they rot in jail or serve a few years of penalty and move on?

Hopefully he gets fucked shot and raped and stabbed in prison like the pedophile he is, these fucking nazis are killing 1st world countries

I'M A COWBOY
ON A STEEL COCK SHE'LL RIDE
I'M WANTED
CAUGHT WHILE I CRIED

I WAS A HIGHWAYMAN
ALONG THE CHAT ROOMS I DID RIDE
WITH KNIFE AND CELL PHONE BY MY SIDE
MANY A CUNNY LOST HER BAUBLES TO MY TRADE
MANY A REPORTER SHED HIS LIFEBLOOD ON MY BLADE
THE BASTARDS ENTRAPPED ME IN THE SPRING OF TWENTY-FIVE
BUT I AM STILL ALIVE

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He went to the beach

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What makes a Western?

can some user do some good shoops with this.

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you posted this before

Redemption.

One of the ones from HvP had a kidnapping kit

he didn't even take any of the cupcakes she offered him wtf

>that "twelve year old girl"
how dumb do you have to be to even walk in the door?

Vic don't need more cupcakes

>picks an object bigger than his dick to compare
Jej

he was thirsty for poon

is new vegas worth playing 9 years later? i've never played.

At least he had the penis to show up. You'd just sit at home.

Is vincentposting new or just seasonal?

It holds up pretty good also has lots of mods.

> I bet you wouldn't even drive and hour and a half to fuck a child, loser

ha

what if the only system i can play it on is xbox 360

it's based on the guy who came to gut a little girl. funny, isn't it?

ok Yea Forumsedditor

Mister X

still pretty fun without mods I liked the story allot

>he thought /pol/ was Ironic.

Be forewarned.. once you catch the barest glimpse of clown world.. you begin noticing it all around you.

flash gordon

what's clown world?

holy SHIT saved

great. thanks user

It wasn't that funny.

Keith was funnier

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he fucked kids

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Americans need to lose weight.

Dan "Big Country" Schneider

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Vincent "The Piss-ant" Ambrosio

STAAAAND AND DELIVERRRR
YOUR CUNNY OR YOUR LIIIIFE

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how did you get into contact with the plant initially

DON’T YOU DARE GO RUNNING DOWN
MY LITTLE TOWN WHERE I GREW UP
AND I WON’T CUSS YOUR CITY LIGHTS
IF YOU AIN’T EVER TOOK A RIDE AROUND
AND CRUISED RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF MY TOWN
ANYTHING YOU SAY WOULD BE A LIE
WE MAY LIVE OUR LIVES A LITTLE SLOWER
BUT THAT DON’T MEAN I WOULDN’T BE PROUD TO SHOW YA
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT
NO, NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS
WHERE I COME FROM
SEE THAT DOOR RIGHT THERE, MAN I SWEAR
IT AIN’T NEVER BEEN LOCKED
AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT IT NEVER WILL
THAT OLD MAN RIGHT THERE IN THE ROCKING CHAIR
AT THE COURTHOUSE SQUARE I’LL TELL YOU NOW
HE COULD BUY YOUR FANCY CAR WITH HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS
DON’T LET THOSE FADED OVERALLS FOOL YA
HE MADE HIS MILLIONS WITHOUT ONE DAY SCHOOLIN
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PICKUP TRUCK WITH THE TAILGATE DOWN
WHERE I COME FROM
THE PINE TREES ARE SINGING A SONG OF THE SOUTH
WHERE I COME FROM
THAT LITTLE WHITE CHURCH IS GONNA HAVE A CROWD YEAH
I’M PRETTY DAMN PROUD
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A BIG OLD MOON SHINING DOWN AT NIGHT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A MAN DONE WRONG GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE OF BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT NO
AIN’T NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS
YEAH, THAT RIVER RUNS ACROSS THAT OAKLAND ROCK
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE I COME FROM

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Just imagine having your job be luring predators online, knowing for a fact that they're jerking off on the other end of the chat and even if your responses are mild it's helping them blow a big load.
That and I bet they're instructed to at least flirt/erp a little bit to actually entice the guy to come and visit, since most sane people would never make the couple hour drive to meet someone who hardly seems interested

Here's a shitty shop

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How do decoys handle phonecalls?

It honestly is.
>Angle it upwards, bring the camera in close so your dick fills the whole picture
>get your hand as far down to the base as you can while still gripping the bottom of the shaft to give the illusion you're hiding even more dick
>make it so the tip is almost getting out of frame
That's all it takes to get a dick pic that will leave anyone thinking you're massive

They probably avoid them at all costs, just say that they can't talk without their parents hearing

They don't. It's some 40+ year old roastie who answers.

anyone got the "The Good, The Bad, and The Cunny" picture?

Thank you for generating content.

cruelty without bounds

Just imagine the sheer absolute panic and fear he must have felt speeding away from the cops, slowly realizing that his life is over. He's not just some nobody who can start over, his respectable career would be destroyed and he'd never work anything other than a mcjob ever again.
Then imagine the contemplation and the sweet relief when he finally got to his desk, going out on his own terms, just ending his life than living with the shattered remains

From a town known as Wappinger Falls, New York
Rode a boy with a six-gun in his hand
And his daring life of crime
Made him a legend in his time
East and west of the Rio Grande

Well, he started with a decoy in Fairfield
In the pocket of his jeans, a knife he hid
And his age and his size
Took the cunny by surprise
And the word spread of Vinny the Kid

Well, he always traveled heavy; yes he always rode alone
And he soon put many older pervs to shame
And he never had a sweetheart, and he never had a home
But the Journo and the Decoy knew his name

Well, he diddled his way from Utah to Oklahoma
And the law just could not seem to track him down
And it served his legend well
For the folks they loved to tell
About when Vinny the Kid came to town

Well, one cold day a Journo captured Vinny
And the judge said, "String him up for what he did."
And the parents and their kin
Like the sea came pouring in
To watch the hanging of Vinny the Kid

Well, he always traveled heavy; yes he always rode alone
And he soon put many older pervs to shame
And he never had a sweetheart, but he finally found a home
Underneath the Yea Forums threads that bear his name

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Any decoy on NBC that exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.

The last thing fat people want to do is eat in front of girls they're interested in

WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT
NO, NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS
WHERE I COME FROM
SEE THAT DOOR RIGHT THERE, MAN I SWEAR
IT AIN’T NEVER BEEN LOCKED
AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT IT NEVER WILL
THAT OLD MAN RIGHT THERE IN THE ROCKING CHAIR
AT THE COURTHOUSE SQUARE I’LL TELL YOU NOW
HE COULD BUY YOUR FANCY CAR WITH HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS
DON’T LET THOSE FADED OVERALLS FOOL YA
HE MADE HIS MILLIONS WITHOUT ONE DAY SCHOOLIN
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PICKUP TRUCK WITH THE TAILGATE DOWN
WHERE I COME FROM
THE PINE TREES ARE SINGING A SONG OF THE SOUTH
WHERE I COME FROM
THAT LITTLE WHITE CHURCH IS GONNA HAVE A CROWD YEAH
I’M PRETTY DAMN PROUD
WHERE I COME FROM

youtube.com/watch?v=br98ad469og

The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosia by the Coward Chris Hansen

Coming This Fall

kek

>Just what the hell do you want?
>Your life

WET VAGINA

Almost heaven, Wet Vagina
Blue balls throbbing, spermatozoa giver
Consent age's too old there, older than I please
Younger than the law ordains, I'm blowing like the seas

Cunny roads, take my bone
To the place where I moan
Wet Vagina, minor mama
Take my bone, cunny roads

All my fantasies gather 'round her
Hansen's lady, stranger to big iron
Dark and lusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of Adderall, teardrop in my eye

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Diddly the Kid

Wet?

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