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Just a crumb of your dick. Edition

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first for dany

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anyone else clap when this annoying bitch died?

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Fuck Stannis
Fuck the Lannisters
Fuck the Starks

and especially fuck Jon Snow

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What does Dany smell like?

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Just a seed of Sneed

salt and horse piss

Sweat and piss.
Sanitation wasn't great in those times.

>Just a crumb of the throne aaaggghhh....

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>No boatsex baby

Fuck you D&D. I hope you two get raped by a pack of negroes.

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KING IN THE NORF

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Maybe Emilia was just fat?

I am still disappointed he didn't win, had such high hopes for this series

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Maybe so but back in season 7 they dropped hints Jon's magical penis would fix Dany's womb. At the end of season 7 Cersei was supposed to have a miscarriage, it was filmed but got scrapped.

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What was the point of her character again?

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Fanservice.

Canonically by now? like any other month old decomposing cadaver

>he doesn't know

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>just a morsel of your taint, jon, please.

What did Dany mean by this?

I doubt she gained and lost a beer gut in a few months

Bros...I miss him

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mish*

if anybody's up to it, it's Emilia.

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His "arc" sums up this flaming disaster of a series perfectly

Khaloreesi, mother of flagons, breaker of chairs, the unlarded

Did an internal casting couch exist or not?

>Mr. Mercury, I'm CIA
>Uh, you don't get to bring your band

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>To be honest I never really cared for chaos, I just wanted a crumb of sansa's pussy

she's the leader of house mormont

I would prefer Maege or Dacey

all his great plans came to nothing...

>Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail, and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love... illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is.

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D&D's fanfic isn't canon

>pleaaaase Sansa, just one quick sniff!

Love Robert.
Love Stannis.
Love Renly.
Love Gendry.
Love Edric Storm.
Hate Lannisshits
Hate Targshits
Hate Jon
Hate Dany.

gay

Did it?

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Being cute

Simple as

it's the only ending we'll ever get

No but he's gonna make it in the books right? George can't be that much of a hack to just kill him off like that, I'd be fine if he gets exposed and dies at the very end if he achieves some kind of victory

Everyone who got a good end fucked D&D Bran included

LANNISTAH FILTH

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Dabid is such a chad

Like Stannis I'm pretty sure he's doomed from the start but I imagine his downfall will be much more thought out and his reaction way more in character

>Inshallah, Rob we will behead the infidel dogs

>"Call the banners. They've all sworn to defend my father have they not? Now we'll see what their words are worth."
>The music rising as dozens of ravens are sent out to all the Houses
Extremely underrated scene, still gives me chills even now.
youtu.be/p9jjjMqtGpw

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Not as such, although I was pleased it happened.

Based.

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Theon and Robb were such bros...

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I rather liked her, but also acknowledged she did fucked up shit. Can't really overlook killing innocents in villages

6, 7, and 8 are the unholy trinity of shit

>Backstabs his "bro"
Yeah what a great "friend" he was.
Theon had it coming, Ramsay did nothing wrong.

>Khaloreesi
Oh shit my sides

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Imagine if it was Ramsay instead of some random goon who did the "I'm going to fuck you into the dirt" scene. If it was me I wouldn't want it to end.

>Love Edric Storm.
get out Lyn

In a show where a surprising amount of character pairings have little to no chemistry I was surprised by how much Theon and Sansa had together. Shoulda had more scenes before he bit it

>I always wanted to do the right thing. Be the right kind of person. But I never knew what that meant. It always seemed that there was an impossible choice I had to make. Stark or Greyjoy.

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Why the fuck it's "king in the North" instead of "king of the North"?

>my bastard son is basically john wayne gacy and he killed my trueborn son
>i'm gonna make him my heir and give him power to do whatever he wants
Is he retarded?

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>They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs

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because Robb was the "King in the North" and "King in the Trident"

I woulda just ate her pussy and not have thousands die for no reason desu. God this show is retarded.

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HPV and gonorrhea.

seriously, she's been around. drogo, some dothraki handmaid whore, daario, hizdahr. and then she past it all along to jon.

there's a reason he killed her, and it wasn't the iron throne.

He'd cease being king of anything soon as he made it down south.

Robb was such a dick about when Theon killed the wildling...also not sure why Theon bent the knee to Rob all dramatically. I get that he wanted to fight but he should have checked with his Dad before formally swearing allegiance.

It’s not really clear, even to the Starks, when he stopped being a hostage, if ever. Presumably when Bobby died and Joffreys rule was disputed.

I also love the scene in the book where Theon thinks about how when he was younger he thought maybe Ned would marry him to StacySansa. What a fucking nerd lol.

>I always wanted to do the right thing. *Betrays the family who basically raised him and trusted him* Be the right kind of person. *Beheads Rodrik* But I never knew what that meant. *Has Luwin killed* It always seemed that there was an impossible choice I had to make. *Kills innocent children* Stark or Greyjoy. *Tries to fuck his sister*

Yeah, fuck Theon desu.

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Because he is only a king when he is in da norf.

my first gf gave me hpv herpes warts gonnorhea and i didnt kill her

I'd have asked her to burn 100000 peasants when we're consummating our marriage the night before the attack on King's Landing

eh? eh?

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Ramsay did the right thing with theon, for the wrong reasons

She's a Valyrian Super Targ. She's more than likely immune to that trivial stuff.

Maybe you should have.

I'd have asked her to wee in my mouth and then cover me in that filthy excrement that gets looser and smells fouler the more she turns out.

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>feudalism is bad
>unless you're named Stark
>fighting over birthright is bad
>unless you're named Stark
>war is bad
>unless you're named Stark
>trying to rule a continent of people is bad
>unless you're named Stark
>religion is bad
>unless it's the one the Starks believe
What did George mean by these?

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I really don't think he did.

Bronn is the real king, Bran is a figurehead. Arya is gonna die at sea and Jon didn't leave the night's watch he's just a ranger escorting the wildlings

>>religion is bad
>>unless it's the one the Starks believe

wait what? septon barth's just one example of a believer in the seven being positively portrayed, there's also septon meribald, the elder brother, the high sparrow (more clearly so in the novel series) and others not currently in the forefront of my mind. I always fuck up when I'm on the spot

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>be jon
>only fucked one girl after exhaustively ensuring she's clean
>fuck dany, a queen. surely a queen is STD free?
>now it burns when you piss, and your dick is full of sores.

the bitch deserved it

>Arya is gonna die at sea

Here's hoping.

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Eh whatever, she saved his life a bunch of times, gave him a free dragon, fought for his homeland, offered him the whole world, who cares if she has an std

The Faith are shown as bad through the High Sparrow and previously the Faith Militant during Maegor's days. Old Gods are real though, have powers directly attributed to them and those with Children blood, have Bran as their new emissary, are wise and have their emissary as the new King ushering a somehow united Westeros (except North that already follows them) into the future.

Sequel definitely begins with her washing up on the Eastern coast of Essos

>>only fucked one girl after exhaustively ensuring she's clean
Ygritte admitted fucking other men, more so than Dany fucked, and hadn't even bathed before she and Jon fucked and he ate her out. What? How would Jon ensure Ygritte was clean?

I strongly suspect in [their] milieu Arya will reach the other side of the Sunset Sea after first singlehandedly saving the ship and crew from multiple perilous perils.

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>only fucked one girl after exhaustively ensuring she's clean
Uh what? Ygritte had many partners, dude. That's why GRRM's Lord's Kiss shit was retarded, like Jon was the first beta that ate pussy or something in history.

that happened in a deleted scene
youtube.com/watch?v=e4fax4JKwM0

STD's are hard to contract in the north. the cold kills the bacteria.

>butt hurt starkhating edge lord is here

>GRRM's Lord's Kiss shit was retarded

Not as read by Roy Dotrice it wasn't.

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What is there to like about the starks? Robb was cool but after he died every other one of them turned to complete shit, the only decent one is bran who's basically the joker

Are you being ironic?

The Starks are the most honorable, loyal and decent house.

>posting truth is edgy
Sup contrarian

By then she'll probably have determined to reach Aslan's country.

That was only Ned and Robb. The rest might well as be Lannisters.

to be perfectly candid I always thought (still do) House Blackwood was.

Not at all by the end, although you don't really see enough of any other house to compare to other than lannisters which are complete trash

Why is LF regarded as the greatest financial genius in the universe when the crown is six hundred trillion shekels in debt?

Sansa can't really progress as a character with him around all the time, he is going to die for that to happen eventually

Could have just picked Greyjoy without stabbing the Starks in the dick

Lannisters unironically showed more honor and loyalty towards the latter part of the show than fucking the Starks except for Cersei, but Sansa might be even worse than Cersei at that point since her reasoning was several times stupider than Cersei's.

Because everyone who calls him that knows nothing about the situation. Only Ned actually bothers to ask questions. Bobby didn’t care about the debt so long as he had party cash on hand.
Cersei never bothers to look into it either and snubs the iron bank since she doesn’t even take it seriously.

>It’s not really clear, even to the Starks, when he stopped being a hostage, if ever.
They were probably waiting until Balon died to make Theon a puppet lord that wouldn't be a retarded nigger

But somehow Tormund Memesbane is forgiven for doing it.

bravo D&D

Were these actors out of line?

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based Emilia she's so perfect

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>How could they say these things? People worked hard

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Kit must be pretty thick if he even speaks in misspelt words. Isaac's a bright and articulate young man.

and a decent ending, I shuppose that's off the table?

>f bomb
Really classy, Emilia...

>if you think ships are a risky investment, try whoaresh.

he survives in our hearts

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He says in the books that he thinks having a child for an heir is a really bad idea so he’d rather have Ramsay than risk getting rid of him and having a baby with Fat Walda. He even says he expect Ramsay will kill his child with Fat Walda

Can't he just separate them and kill Ramsay once his legit sons are grown?

Seems like it would be smarter to just have the child and if Ramsay kills it he can just get rid of Ramsay and have another

Ain't anybody thought that shit was good besides Sophie Turner

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You got a fucking problem, punk?

>Cersei never bothers to look into it either and snubs the iron bank since she doesn’t even take it seriously.
Cersei is so dumb that it turns her chapters into pure KINO.

I only wanted a brother.

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You must not see many interviews with her. She swears like a sailor, and don't you fucking forget it.

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>Both of Jon Snow's girlfriends murdered innocent people before dying in his arms

Does he have a fetish for this or something?

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Should've listened to your father, dickface.

I shouldn't...

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Kill that yellow-haired shit.

Do it in front of Cersei

DEWIT

>has most niche fetish of all time
>still manages to do it twice with two separate hotties
he could of saved the realm by accepting Dany's offer, but he had to blow that load.
the things we do for the spank bank.

For me, it's House Velaryon

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I shouldn't have done that, it wasn't the knightly way.

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Your master of coin isn't going to be happy about that.

You did well, user.
He was too dangerous to be left alive.

Make Qyburn your Hand

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>remember what you told me about Elia, and the sand dornish people

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She deserved better than an ending George came up with in 1991 for a trilogy.

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Make her a septa, she'd fucking hate that.

The usurper Jon Snow
The usurper Sansa Stark
The usurper Bran the Broken

Stannis chads and Emiliachads aren't enemies Dany should become Stannis' tradwife in the end that was promised.

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We stand together

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I BEND THE KNEE

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Execution is the only option.

>do you remember the time when we first met...

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Who should my new wife be? Should I get Qyburn to resurrect Lyanna?

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>she's trying to ignore him
>he's leaning on her

Straight out of the primary school playbook

>Dany
>Stannis

AKA the loser club

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Which was a LOT better then what we got.

Possible happy ending for Dany, Bronn killing Sansa, Jaime strangling Cersei...

It wasn't as good as the End that was Promised but it was much better then what we got.

>has her hair parted to block her face from him.

Even back then he didn't have a chance.

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Why the fuck would Cersei even blame Sansa?

bran have good story
bran make good king

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Name better house words

>Should I get Qyburn to resurrect Lyanna?

YES

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>Peter
>dissapointing

ICE SPIDERS

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FIRE AND BLOOD
WE DO NOT SOW
OURS IS THE FURY
WINTER IS COMING
UNBOWED, UNBENT, UNBROKEN

So every other house?

All those great words and the Lannisters are stuck with "Hear me Roar"

This is fucking stupid tbqh. Did he go after those D&D Drow spiders?

first time i seen that since I haven't been here in awhile, but There's probably more to it, but last season there was also some hints about a Sansa and Cersei story line. Instead they don't even think about each other in s8 really.

cersei said she had to get something back in the north of hers, i think, which hinted at sansa. sansa also said cersei would have to come get her, while people kept commenting on sansa and who was guarding her, she needs better guards. instead nothing came of it like everything else. none of that mattered at all. it was just a waste of lines and screen time.

Qyburn said Cersei had something special planned for Dany, what the fuck was it?

Was it supposed to be the ballistaes on all the Walls? Was it supposed to be the ballistaes on the fleet? Was it the ballistaes being improved?

>your grace

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Where the fuck even are the lions in ASOIAF? Are they extinct?

Based [X]
Redpilled [X]

JJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEE

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in the westerlands

There are jungles on the southern continent, no?

It was nothing. He was just kidding.

m-more wine, your grace?

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Shouldn't she be a skeleton? And pissed that you killed her husband?

Dabid's razor: for every post s4 ambiguity assume shitty writing

It was this, but sadly the dialogue was cut.
>Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on Blackwater Bay, are walking into a trap, as is the Dragon Queen. It was I who allowed the Missandei to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of Queen Cersei's best troops awaits them. [mockingly] Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
>Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational war fleet. Fire at will, Lord Greyjoy.

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Based Sheev

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*blocks your path*

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Would you watch an animated series that took full advantage of the book designs and settings

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>mislikes this

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Giving her the Euron trait gives her the creepy undead look.

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Now I just want to watch the OT. Thank god I have the Despecialized versions

Someone should shop Jon and Sam onto a Hardy Boys book cover and title it “The Legend of Gin Alley”

>That blast came from the Silence! That thing's operational!

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absolutely, the show had a decent range of sets but very few that conveyed a true sense of grandeur

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I liked Winterfell, Dragonstone, the original King's Landing and Renly's camp. Hornhill was pretty good too. Highgarden and Casterly Rock were terrible though.

what the fuck qyburn?

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On one of the S1 commentaries, Emilia said she was gutted when the Eyrie looked nothing like it was described in the books. She wanted to see the baskets on pulleys and donkey trails.

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Winterfell loses its luster when you realize it's the same set as Castle Black.

How the fuck can you even build that with medieval technology?

magic

Don't worry user, all this stuff was built with Age of Heroes First Men magic ;^)

It really was strange that they went with that weird hollowed-out mountain design just so they could make the moon door a trapdoor.
Winterfell was kinda small and looked a bit run-down overall as opposed to being run-down only in certain places because it's so big.
I don't even remember getting a shot of Renly's camp, can you post a pic?
Horn Hill looked kind of out-of-place. Strange architecture choices.

Then why does everyone outside the norf act as if all magic that doesn't involve dragons isn't real and has never been?

>Dany's second last line is shitting on D&D's set design

Based

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CHAOSH IS RADDER

Keyosh no pit, ish raddah!

if it gets as well produced and directed as hbo's i will

>Robert learns of incest
>befriends Darth Qyburn
>who resurrects Lyanna
>now he smashes the Wildlings and kills Mance 'Rhaegar 2.0' Rayder
Kino for this feel?

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What's with the occult shit this entire game?

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When has there ever been a well animated drama series based on adult content?

Spawn

Based

Well? The mystery lingers!

Why the fuck is Balon leading a land battle?

How can y'all still be discussing this shitshow after this?
youtube.com/watch?v=Yc0dwLYUUkE
It's truly laughable

its happening

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Get the hammer

:^)

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how assmad do you think he is?

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Yes. Based Olly

Who cares about a potential Dothraki invasion when all Targs are dead and you've got zombie Lyanna wife?

Can't wait for Bran to become King in TWOW and then have ADOS be 1500 pages of tax policy

>MUH REVENGE!

Aurane Waters, Lord of Dragonstone, WHEN?!

he is mad as fuck

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this like wow, a behind the scenes photo with no angle magic revealed how chunky she is??? no way

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To be fair I would watch it

>Bobby challenging the mightiest Dotrhaki warlord to single combat
Has there ever been a better king?

Why was s8 Jon such a fag?

Because otherwise Sansa and Arya wouldn't have anything to do

Why there are so many danyfags? Her chapters in books and show were boring as hell, and she was Mary Sue whole timeline.

I shall acquire many a sons and grandsons.

Emilia

Normie motivations need not apply

>Jon as Frodo
>Sam as Sam
>Ramsay as Merry
>Theon as Pippin
>Sandor as Gandalf
>Brienne as Legolas
>Bobby as Aragorn
>Ned as Boromir
>Tyrion as Gimli

Thanks to S7 and S8 she now appeals to tsunderefags, yanderefags and incestfags.

I'll ask, why does he still have a claim? He's openly known as a Lannister bastid.

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Can’t you love both Ramsay and Theon?
They were a good duo, desu.

who /dayne/ here

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“Though all men do despise us.”
House Codd

“Our blades are sharp.”
House Bolton.

>the greatest swordsman that ever lived got stabbed in the neck by a manlet?

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>It was 6 million, don't forget to mention the 6 million Sam. Also be sure to write my name out of the history books

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>Robb was cool
He was the stupidest character in the series.

>The only decent one is bran who’s basically the joker
As nonsensical as your opinions are I was going to let this slide until I caught this. I think you might need help, my friend. What the fuck does this even mean? Seriously. You seem damaged.

Dany!

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>Manipulates a grieving mother into having sex with him
>Cuts her off later
Based jon

JON SNOW; goes to the deepest hell. Queenslayer, liar, deceiver, kills his beloved after kissing her, breaks vows and 100 other things.

Hellbound scum.

->kills his beloved after kissing her

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GRRM's ending for Jon legitimately sounds terrible, and I don't buy D&D's claim, two episodes before the finale, that all Jon wanted to do was live with the wildlings.

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Dany was a fuckin cunt crying over the dead dragons she never bothered to ride. Only locked them up in a dungeon until Tyrion set them free.

You don't get to tell the Queen how to raise her children.

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>Stannis so low
Women have shit taste.

>Am l your brother, now and always?
>My sword is yours in victory and defeat, from this day until my last day.
How could such a kino friendship be ruined two episodes later?

>"Sorry guys I refreshed the Jaime search page 1000 times"

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even a fucking dwarf has more searches than a shitskin

Jon is literally dennis

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wtf is tsundere and yandere? im assuming it's anime shit?

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Pic related

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>Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?
It adds up

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kind of impressed jon is higher than ramsey
i couldn't develop any interest in him after seeing how perfect show robb looked

What's that? Somebody trying to kill my boy Barristan??

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He's fine.

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Somebody called for a Chad?

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->kills his beloved after kissing her

>Edition
Someone make the Inner Casting Couch Dictating Female character fate in Script thread.

Why isn’t Ramsay at the highest? He’s objectively the best written/one of the most interesting characters and also extremely attractive. Jaime should be in second place, imo.

Why are you so obsessed with that shit nigger, Maisie and Sophie were the ones raped thats why they turned into slags

What should I award Qyburn? He resurrected Lyanna.

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They never tell you how they all shit themselves

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bestow a noble title upon him

Make him a knight, lol.

what the fuck just happened

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Was she working for Yung Griff?

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>on the orders of Melisandre

Oh shit.

1)Alone & isolated in remote location for years
2)GoT last seasons Sucked
3)Why did the show take on such a structure?
4)Oh that's why?!

Arianne a shit

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time for bobby b and lyanna to take down yung griff

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it was this fucking easy to end the invasion, why did he even bother?

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Just imagine how much Varys is seething now

Guess he really was Rhaegar's son after all.

No because I love her.

got his fancy sword too, should I melt it down somehow? I could give it to whoever's head of my Kingsguard, or to Gendry.

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uh oh... I might've met my match here, do I take out Blackfyre? It gives me additional stats.

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F for Bobby.

So where the fuck were Mance's 100,000 Wildlings? Stannis showed up with like 6,000 cavalry and defeated his army, yet there was no where near enough between them and those at Hardhome to be 100k.

He's a fag. Bobby can take him. Maybe do use Blackfyre, just to be sure.

Blackfyre was useful here. I feel like I should just say No and it, else he'll 180 noscope me.

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What a pussy.

before i judge her i feel like i need to do

one

last

thing

Bran you're gonna love this one.

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>cheating on your skeleton waifu
Bobby didn't spend 15 years crying over her just to rape Dornigger sluts in front of her

You act as if Bobby gave two shits about Lyanna in the first place.

He did though

Who the fuck would unironically want to marry Selyse?
>implying she wouldn't encourage it
undead starks love forced intercourse

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No, he didn't. He was fucking broads all over the place, and he would have continued fucking them if he married Lyanna. He threw a fit because he was denied a woman who didn't love him.

Big guy is a bro that doesn't deserve that but traitors must be punished

Why the fuck did he want to join the Night's Watch? Did Robb catch the 'I DUHN WAN EET' from Jon? Also Ned gave him Ice, no clue why.

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Let the poor girl get some dick.
He wasn't a monogamous guy, no, but he obviously fell into a deep depression after she died. He was more into his idea of her than he ever knew her as a person, but he still cared.

You have one Targaryen left, outside of Maester Aemon. What are you waiting for?

He wants to run away from responsabilities since he'll never live up to his Chad namesake

He's also married to meme Mormont.

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He threw a fit because he was a retard that thought he was the star of a irl song where he was the noble hero saving his beloved from an evil prince.

And later fell for that meme so much that he started acting as if Lyanna was the most beautiful and perfect waifu that ever existed.

>underage bastard from a poor house
The fuck were Ned and Cat thinking? Alys is clearly the optimal choice.

>12 year old wife from an island with barely any swords and resources
Even a foreign whore would be better

Don't worry, I'll help him with raising his family. Lyanna can help with Arya and I'll turn Rickon into a maximum Chad.

What is it with Ned's kids, adoptive or otherwise, going off to join the Night's Watch? Theon did it too and there was no war of five kings nor sack of Winterfell in this timeline. Since Asha's disinherited too, Euron is the heir to Pyke.

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>Euron is the heir to Pyke
At least Bobby will have something to do now.

check him out

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Resurrect Dany and marry her to jon or I let this thread die

>page 9
you get one bump

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Thread will reach bump limit soon anyway.

>Aemon has dragon eggs now
Okay, now I'm fucking worried.

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It's very icy at the wall. It'd be a shame if he "slipped".

He's just a Maester of the Citadel, what's the worse he could do?

>“I will kill every Targaryen I can get my hands on, until they are as dead as their dragons, and then I will piss on their graves.”

I'm funny now.

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Assault the Wall. This shit is Night's King 2.0 in the making.

Name one funny thing she did

Is that the girl from rome?

Attempt to act. Whe was good in Head On, though.

was that the porno she was in

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from porn to Sesame Street.

Alys is a top tier grill.
I married her as a revived Blackfyre pretender, she gave me many children - but unfortunately was burned to death by an accidental wildfire explosion during my son's reign

New thread before I piss myself

Who's the cutest loli in the world of asoiaf

The series is over, your Grace

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young cersei