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aren't those movies supposed to be about toys

Sneedky, formerly Sporky.

>a fucking spork has had more gf's than you

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So how does conscience work in the Toy Story world? Anything becomes sentient as long as someone decides it's a toy?

apparently gluing some pipe cleaner on a piece of actual garbage brings it to life

Forky is a toy, faggot

this movie expanded upon the lore a lot. is it only a child that can give life to an object and make it into a toy? Adults produce toys though all the time, does life begin at assembly? I think they're sentient before interacting with children when they're in the store. also did bo skin a skunk to cover the RC car? was the RC car sentient?

he's a utensil

The love and joy of a child brings them to life, which is why we see the toys so committed to being played with. Without it, they die.

Imagine the military implications if the army discovered toy consciousness. Drone warfare on a whole new level.

I wonder why they didn't call him Sporky instead of Forky since he's a spork and not a fork.
At least Forky is a better name that the other one they could've gone with.

I think it's because Bonnie is like 5 years old and she just thought it was a fork

>toys running around
>None of the securiry camera saw them

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Fuck gabi, fucking whore

Also why was woody so bluepilled this time?

>Also why was woody so bluepilled this time?
Explain.

>I'm not a fork or a spoon
>I'm a spork
>Gender fluid
B R A V O D I S N E Y

Me and my step-daddy were hypoetheticalizing about this very thing upon our third viewing.

What about all the lost toys

Goy Story 4, brought to you by (((Hollywood))).

Woody created Forky and then was replaced by him. The creation usurps the creator, it's like a greco-roman myth or something.

le wacky new character joys the team

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Is it morally acceptable for a child to abort a toy they regret creating if it is only partially completed?

Toy Story*
dumb ass
Did you forgot to turn on autocorrect?

the first one had only like two real toys in it potato head and etch a sketch

My mama almost aborted me because she was on drugs. I don't think Forky, Woody nor Buzz would approve of murdering.

I'm glad she found happiness in the end. I also never hated a kid in a pixar film more than Harmony. Fuck her

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If a spork "toy" can come to life can a sex toy come to life too?

plus the unbought ones in the second movie that came to life

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unf the most fuckable toy in this stupid (((Hollywood))) """movie""" (propaganda).

they'd call them toy soldiers I bet

wikipedia and merian dictionary are not realiable sources because anyone can make up words and edit the articles

That really is how kids act, they're very random sometimes you think they'll love something and they're just like meh and then they fucking latch on to some retarded thing like fortnight dances and such

I can fortnight dance to

In this universe, yes.
Ironically they, too, are named Woody and Buzz

Bonnie is autistic

Is that supposed to be a insult?

I was worried she wasn't going to be redeemed, Woody giving up his voice box genuinely surprised me. Gabby was cute I hope the mutt girl is nice to her.

>Woody giving up his voice box genuinely surprised me.
It was a repulsive chauvinistic act that belittled her as an independent woman. She DID NOT need his help what so ever.

so if I play with my penor...

I'm going to tell myself for my own peace of mind that sex toys are really just a tool rather than a toy in the Toy Story universe. It's a proxy for a dick or pussy or dragon tongue or whatever, while a children's toy is used for imaginative play, not sexual gratification. So they're not sentient in the same way a hammer is not sentient. Now if we get into sex dolls and naked anime figurines that's a greyer area but I think that the only toys that are sentient are ones made for children to play with.

I like to think that the Bad Fragon Chance the Stallion Extra Larged Flared inside my rectum is alive just like the toys in Toy Story. Sometimes when I close my eyes at night I see myself being mounted by a horse or a dragon with my step-dad's voice when I use my Bad Dragon collection.

He leaves the rest of the original toys and Bonnie to go live at a carnival where he pairs forgotten toys with new kids. He justifies it because Andy left him, Bonnie doesn’t care about him, and Bo Peep’s porcelain ass is too fat to leave. It’s supposed to have a message of “What happens after the happy ending?” but those stories never work.

Cool username bro!

So this means blue pilled... how?

Thank you! :)
That's the first complement I've gotten this year.

This movie sucked balls

This is my girlfriend

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What's her end game?

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To stop liking woody for no reason even though she instantly loved him in 3 so (((disney))) had a reason for their shitty plot

You say that like its a bad thing but sucking balls is tasty. I've sucked thousands of men's balls.

That's pretty redpilled though desu. It's clear that there was nothing there for Woody. Rather than live a life of quiet desperation in some 5 year olds closet he decided to go his own way with his white girlfriend and see what else the world has to offer

She's a little kid, they have zero attention span and constantly find new things to be absorbed with.

Holy shit. There's at least 3 tripfags in this thread. Fuck anyone who replies to them, eat shit and die, idiots.

This. Tripfags are the worst.

Reminder that he actually got a good ending

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It wasn't a good ending at all. He's basically a slave like my peoples was.

He has a master that he loves now

Because you have to consider foreign (Chinese) markets and translation issues.

To make white Amricans minority in their own country by 2050.

Legitimately made several people in my row almost jump out of their seat at one point.

holy shit fuck off

LOL this nigga watchin kids movies!!

This movie should have been at least 10 minutes longer. I couldn't believe how short it was.

holy piss suck on

If you play with your food before eating it, does it gain sentience only to die horribly shortly after?

Is she really a spic or something? I thought she was olive skinned.

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>I was born a spork, but I'm actually a toy
Pixar is really going the transgender route with this one, huh?

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this. Woody is a giver. He clearly had nothing left to give to Bonnie or even the other toys since they could obviously handle themselves, so he moved on. It was the best option for him.

Anything is a toy if you play with it

based.

i think its if a kid writes their name on the bottom of the feet