What are the best stealth movies?

PRÖÖÖHHH!! :DDD

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AA-AAHHH!

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Why are elephants so kino? Can they be honorary Whites, bros?

>PRÖÖÖHHH!!

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I remember when an African dude set an elephant on fire because he thought it was cursed with voodoo

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Was it?

what were you doing in africa

well?
did the elephant curse get removed?

Lets talk about the elephant in the room here, there probablly isnt an elephant in your house

Some of them are simply insane and demented.

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They basically are.

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Lmfao. Incel elephant van of peace rampage

He is the incelephant, newfriend.

I wonder if anyone's ever fucked an elephant. Surely they have.

Those chad Romans probably did, but records of that hot pounding have been lost to time

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Absolute madman.

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I LOVE ELEPHANT-POSTING

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>tfw no elephant horror kino

based incelephant rising up against the normies

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Dumb penisfaced mammal

we don't deserve to share this planet with such amazing creatures
poachers go to hell

Elephant pussy is too big for tiny human cock

I love elly threads.

Jannies best not be hatin'.

>leftists are so assblasted that people they perceive as right wing are enjoying themselves that they are counter-signalling animals and animal rights
What a time to be alive...

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

t. hairless monke

SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE
NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE TOY BLOCKS HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE TOY BLOCKS HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE TOY BLOCKS HIT THE-
FFFFLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!

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God, I wish that were me

HOLY SHIT

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Well yeah, I'm not saying it'd be particularly great, but then you'd say you fucked an elephant. It's less a case of thinking elephants are the greatest unknown lays on the planet and more a case of it obviously wouldn't hurt the elephant in the least so why not?

Asian elephants>African elephants>Indian elephants

Or, this is the simplest answer, that person is just insulting you over something they think is childish.

>Raising his tail and wagging it as he runs away
He fucking KNEW he was up to no good the absolute goddamn madman.

Look at how big those doggos are!

PROOOOOOH!

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hope this boi is okay

lol

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Time to leave them all BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

You'd need a ladder since the pussy is so high up, it would be difficult

Day of the Trunk

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It's only fair

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I bet it could suck your dick with its trunk tho

Or, simplest answer, no. There is so much retarded, immature shit on Yea Forums that that this thread looks like masterpiece theater. Like the fahs that set that cat on fire because it looked like Hitler, you leftist faggots are unhinged. Yeah, calling an elephant an incel is very high brow, though.

not with that attitude it isn't

also trunk-jobs

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water is chlorinated tho

Why would you want to they look so dry and dusty, makes my peepee hurt just thinking about it

>elephants trigger soulless numale redditors

Really makes you think

Based

Goddammit, I wish that were me.

Would the chlorine make him sick?

only harmful per bodyweight
people use chlorine to purify water in the field all the time. a few tablets to get the bacteria out. This big boy can handle it.

he slides down like three hills in the original video.

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butthurt jannie detected

rent free desu

How many levels of schizo are you operating on

Chekt

God damn it Babar, no means no.

>Or, simplest answer, no. There is so much retarded, immature shit on Yea Forums that that this thread looks like masterpiece theater. Like the fahs that set that cat on fire because it looked like Hitler, you leftist faggots are unhinged. Yeah, calling an elephant an incel is very high brow, though.

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user, take the political goggles off for a second and realize some people are assholes, regardless of political affiliation.

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>he doesn't get turned on by the mere sight of elephants

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Well, I'm Ashkenazi Jewish, so about 40% more than the average population.

Fucking geese know no fucking fear.

You must be a woman. These animals are cute but get your redditor fagspeak out of here

>half the thread is r*dditors that think elephants are cute
>the other half are incels thinking about fucking elephants

this is why I still come here

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elephants are cute though.

Fuaark. Imagine if an elephant hit the gym

>I'm Ashkenazi Jewish
fucking hell no wonder you're so whiny and annoying

>if you think elephants are cute you must be a redditor
Kill yourself faggot.

Not the one who started slinging politics, user, you can scroll up amd see who did. Just here for the pröööhs

Don't make me call the jannies on you again.

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Elephants are more appealing than roasties. You cannot deny this.

yes but no need to get reddit about it

Reminder that circus animals are routinely tortured and beaten.

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>i you enjoy anything you are a s*yboi, cuck newmale, faggot

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Oust the comunists squatters from thy head user

It was started by someone raging at the 5d chess leftists are playing

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Circuses don't exist in America anymore

Elephants have been known to patrol a thot or two

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Who hurt you?

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Like five or six my dude

PROOOOOwO

What's this?

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Apex

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Thot btfo

what the hell is his problem?

Based incelephant.

He's really horny.

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That's a long trunk.

Who was in the wrong here?

Fucking Stealthephants....

>pulls up shirt to try and show off her flat ass
>instantly destroyed

god why are eles so based?

U
U
U
U

For you

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B R U T A L I T Y

>hey marcus? You see that giant monster over there?

>yeah brutus?

>how many septimns would you bet i wont go over there and fuck it?

>idk VII at least

>white girls
I'd post the webm captioned "what I think when I see white girls buying peanut butter" but I'd get permabanned

Wh*te women crave the BEC

post it

It's interesting when you remember elephants aren't just parts of the landscape, but are actual alien intellects with passions and drives that will fuck you up.

Take one for the team.

You have to user

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t elephant hiding under my bed

what makes him do it?

holy shit what

youtube.com/watch?v=F4IH-EqoHws

>Yo what the fuck you grillin' me for white boy
What is it about Africa that instills such behavior in its creatures?

ii read that in his voice i fucking miss this show

> haha not with that attitude it isn't

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Chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai

There's a reason why Africa was the only continent that didn't have all its megafauna get APE'D when humans evolved. Animals there know to never rest around a h*moid.

What autism does it take to post this in an animal thread?

terror & sadness in an eye

*sniff* *sniff*

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BASED and sniffpilled

>only strikes when she tried to be a thot
Base elephant, even animals know to put roasties in their place

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lmao rhino dont give a fuck

How to elephants get so strong eating only grass?
Grass doesn't have protein.

what the fuck is wrong with white women?

Didn't you see the webm? They sneak into your house at night and suck your dick while you're sleeping, they steal protein from other species.

I don't know what I just watched, but it was pretty funny

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grass eater have super strong digesting system so they can break all those tough ass grass into energy
they just need to eat more grass

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fuck dude omg i honestly thought over the years you fuck broke me from ever feeling but i finally felt something

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For Poop!

He eats the booty like groceries

see the wet spot on his temple? That's his mutsch, in mating season they produce so much testosterone it seeps out of their skin. This boy is hopping mad.

RIP Tyke, gone but not forgotten

It's so easy to anthropomorphize elephants. This doesn't seem like two animals fighting, but really feels like a "person" telling some animals to get out of his yard and throwing a stick or a rock at them to do so.

SPROOOOOOH :D;DD

Name a more iconic duo

It's fun

Oh I'll show you something else you can feel
*unzips penis*

You don’t even need to see the ears to know that’s an Indian elephant

There are only two species of elephant you retard.

I was going by regional subspecies you brainlet

>elephants are stealing our gamer girl pee

THIS NEEDS TO STOP

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>Get outta here you hippo fucking shits!

imagine the smell

what the fuck was his problem?

based thread

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Because of poaching a lot of elephant family groups were broken up, bull elephants need guidance from the elders to direct their energy and to control their instinct to fight (other bulls). There's lots of young male elephants that are "lost" so to speak, they don't know how to behave.

based elephant

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n-no mr elephant they are watching us now

The Bollywood version of Prometheus looks pretty good.

Sounds like American men

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Zero Dark Thirty is peak CIA kino

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Stupid animal. Blow its brains out.

some elephants just want to watch the world burn

t. roastie

Now fucking an elephant is a pretty tall order there bud. A full grown elephant is not just gonna let a man fuck it.
Now maybe if you had a couple of buddies you could overpower and fuck a baby elephant, but that would just make you a bunch of pedophiles.
For a man to fuck a full grown elephant he would have to essentially date rape the poor bugger. Which is almost as bad as being a baby elephant fucker.

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what kind of dog is this?

cast him

capybara

Huckleberry PRROOOO

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I’d sproooooh inside of her if you know what I mean