And now together... 1, 2, 3:
We all shit
In the designated street
Designated street
Designated street
And now together... 1, 2, 3:
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Flew in from New Delhi to Varanasi
Designated streets in sight
On the way I took a shit right in the street
>suddenly no one knows the original white beetles
>the one who now sings their songs is a pooskin
>white men gone
>new man poo
>love interest is white woman
Nice try kikes, but i see through your shit now
In the slum
Where I was born
Lived a man
Who pooed and peed
And he showed me how to squat
In the designated
Shitting street
We all shit
In the designated street
Designated street
Designated street
Damn, I thought you evil whites wouldn't notice if I swapped the nigger for a pajeet!
when i find myself with stomach problems
mother mary comes to me
whispering words of wisdom
"shit on street"
Yesterday
All the toilets seemed so far away
I took a poo, yesterday
Suddenly
Im not half the man I used to be
A big fat turd hanging under me
The urge to poo, came suddenly
I just had to go-- I dont know
Scoot over, Sanjay
It's that chicken marsala
That I had down in old Bombay
Yesterday
He say, "Show me bobs, show vageen"
One thing he can tell you is
his asshole is free
Pull your pants down, and shit
In the street
wew
doesn't even rhyme, just racist
Here come ol' street plop
He come
Poooooin' up slowly
He got
Nooooo bathroom stalls
He one
Hooooly shitter
He got
Feces down in the streets
One thing he can tell you is you gotta send vagene
Why don't we poo it in the road?
Why don't we poo it in the road?
Why don't we poo it in the road?
I have chronic diarrhea
Why don't we poo it in the road?
Something in the way she poos
Attracts me like no other shitter
Here comes the bum
Poo pa poo poo
It's been a hard days night
and I've been shitting like a dog
Hey poo
Don't make it bad
Take a big dump into the gutter
Remember to let out all of your shit
Then bit by bit you will feel better
Day after day
Alone on the street
The man with the shitty skin is a filthy Pajeet
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a poo
brraaaapppp
How seething are white cucks right now that the bull isn't black
Mean Mr Mustard
Shits in the park
Lets out a fart
Trynna save toilet paper
Take off your pants
Relax
And shit downstream
Picture yourself in a street in New Delhi
With smelly pajeets and rivers of shit
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
Hey girl, open bobs and vagene
Take off your pants, relax, and shit down street
Now you are poo-ing
Now you are poo-ing
That curry just gave you a hemorrhoid
Now it is bleeding
Now it is bleeding
its been a hard days night
my shit is floatinnggggg like a log
hivemind
>poo likes shitty boomer music
Why is this a whole genre now? There's a Bruce Springsteen one coming out too.
I WANNA POO IN SAND
I WANNA POO IN SAND
Help!
I need a toilet
Help!
Not just any toilet
Help!
You know I need a street
Help...
AND AS WE SQUAT DOWN ON THE ROAD
THE GRAVEL NUZZLING OUR CHODES
THERE SQUATS A LADY WE ALL KNOW
WHO DROPS FAT TURDS AND WANTS TO SHOW
HOW EVERY CURRY TURNS TO GOLD
AND IF YOU CLENCH IT VERY HARD
THE POO WILL COME TO YOU AT LAST
WHEN ALL IS DUNG AND DUNG IS ALL, YEAH
TO SHIT IN STREETS AND NOT IN STALLS
Yeah, it was impossible to not see that correlation. They actually played one after the other before the movie I saw.
Now how could I squat with another
Ooooh when I saw her shitting there
WELL SQUAT IT DOWN BABY NOW
(squat it down baby)
PULL YA PANTS DOWN
(pull em on down)
WELL COME ON COME ON COME ON BABY NOW
(come on baby)
COME ON AND LET IT ALL OUT
(shit it on out)
WELL SHIT IT ON OUT NOW
(shit it on out)
YOU KNOW IT FEELS SO GOOD
(feels so good now)
YOU REALLY GOT ME GAGGING NOW HONEY
(got me gagging)
FROM THAT STINKY TURD
(stinky turd)
POO-ING
POO-ING
POO-ING
ON THE STREE----EEE--EEET
ON THE STREE----EEE--EEET
WITH YOU
What song is this?
Trying to ease boomers into watching bollywood bullshit
Tomorrow Never Knows
tomorrow never knows
Each meal just goes so fast
Time to reveal my ass
The street signs will do nothing to stop meeeee
Pooin all day long
Make turds while singing songs
Are you guys fucking lost at birth twins
>Here come ol' street plop
kek
Dear Raj or Pajeet, when you take a poo
There's a street that's designated just for you
It's made for squatting and it's covered in flies
And I need to shit
So I want to be a left-hand wiper
Left-hand wiper
based
Remember when Danny Boyle was a respected filmmaker.
And when I get home to you
I walk through streets full of poo
it makes me feel all right
Number two
>fart
Number two
>fart
Number two
>fart
Number two
>fart
That's a Dire Straits song tho
Underrated
Absolutely underrated
I look at the street and I see it needs shitting
Still my asshole gently seeps
Were you shitting poo-oo-oos?
(Ahhh the night before)
Was your asshole loo-oo-oos?
(Ahhh the night before)
Then you wiped your rear
On my friend Samir
Treat me like you did the night before
Last night is a night I will remember
You by
When I think
Of things you shit
It makes me wanna cryyy
That song was made for this meme
lol
>one who now sings their songs is a pooskin
to be fair, if only one random person is gonna remember, they are 1/7th of the planet, odds are good
oh fuck I just woke mum up
lol
>Hear about the movie on the morning radio show
>"Hey this is a cool premise"
>Never seen any posters or trailers
>Just see this now
>MRW
Use your haaaaaand
And no TP
Use your haaaaand
And be like Shri
I've just seen a face
I can't forget the time or place
When I saw them eat all that curry
And now they're shitting in the street
Squatting
Oh they keep squatting
And it's so hot, outside with flies
I'd have never known
That you could shit inside a bowl
Because I'm just a simple pajeet
So all my shit is in the street
>another crying minimum wage white boi triggered by a pajeet
Kek you guys are weak as fuck
And in the end
The loo you take
Is equal to the poo
You make
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kek, so underrated
I've said it before and I'll say it again- this is the best fucking board on this site
I swear, every beatles-related thread on Yea Forums has the best lyric posts. Probably cause of the wide variety of beatles songs.
They're gonna make me eat some curry
They're gonna make an Indian of me
We'll make a meal for a guy who's thin and hungry
And all I gotta do is
Shit naturally
Well I bet you, I'm gonna take a big dump
Might fill the streets up, you can never tell
This curry's gonna give me diarrhea
Cause I can feel it destroying my bowels
Well I hope you have that shitting street all ready
Then I know Pajeets will clearly see
The biggest dump to ever hit New Delhi
And all I gotta do is
Shit naturally
best one and best actual song.
I took a poo and see the fudge there that's streaking
With my sitar on the streets
WE'RE SGT. CURRY'S LONELY FARTS CLUB BAND
WE HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THE SHOW
WE'RE SGT. CURRY'S LONELY FARTS CLUB BAND
SQUAT DOWN AND LET THE FECES FLOW
I'm back in the Poo-S-S-R
WHEN I GET TO THE TOILET I GO BACK TO THE STREET TO GO POO
WHERE I STOP AND I TURN AND I SAY FUCK THE LOO
TIL MY SHIT HITS THE PAVEMENT AND I DO IT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN YEAH YEAH YEAH
Add it to the growing list of comfy/tv/ threads
>LOTR threads
>Kaiju threads
>/ecg/
>that new one about cowboys and to catch a predator is really funny
Any else?
>brown people
No thank you.
Underrated
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna poo it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta poo
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I poo, about you now
PLOP PLOP
PAJEETS CHICKEN CURRY FELL DOWN ONTO THE STREET
PLOP PLOP
PAJEETS CHICKEN CURRY ROTS IN THE SUMMER HEAT
Now somewhere in the trash filled slums of New Delhi
There lived a young boy named Rashi Rajum
And one day his stomach pushed off an undigested load
Shit some curry in the road
>any TLC show threads
The wild and smelly stool
That the rain washed away
Flew in through New Delhi to the London streets
Had a bowl of curry last night
All the way a stinky turd was inside me
Maaann I had a great ol' sight
Shitting street by the bazaar
Don't know how stinky you are boy
Shitting street by the bazaar
Oh yeah, I'll tell you something
I hope you understand
When I tell you that something
Please go and wash your hands
You say yes
I say no
You say where
And I say in the bowl
Brownbird shitting in the dead of night
It was twenty years ago today
Sergeant Pooper taught the band to poop,
They've been going in and out of style,
But they're guaranteed to raise the smell,
So may I introduce to you,
The act you've known for all these years,
Sergeant Pooper's Lonely Hearts Club Shitter.
Have you seen the little Ranjits
Crawling in the shit
And for all the little Ranjits
The stink is getting worse
Always have a street to shit around in
WHAT WOULD YOU THINK
IF I SHAT ON THE STREET
WOULD YOU SHOW ME YOUR BOBS
AND VAGENE?
My-y-y ass is boney
And I had a buttery croissant
Yeaaah I had a buttery croissant
Oooooh I-I-I do a road mog
When I made a shit bigger than most
YEAH I made a shit bigger than most
I tore my asshole
ALL I GOT IS POO
NEVER GONNA USE THAT STUPID LOO
Lost cause
I-I-I cut a new log
On the street next to your car
Yeah, right next to that brand new car!
I once had a turd
And I left it on the street
It floated downhill
Right into the Ganges
Shitting in the hole in Calcuta
Trying to shit in Holland or France
The white man in black said
You've got to go back
You know it's not okay to shit on these streets
Raj you know it ain't easy
These toilets make me feel sick
Can't wait to go back there
And take a shit on the streets
FUCK I shoulda done "road log" instead. God dammit, what a lost opportunity.
Cry Pajeet cry
Make old Gandhi sigh
He's got enough enemas
The King of Chandragupta was in the kitchen
Cooking tikki for the Queen
The Queen was in the restroom
Designating for the children of the King
Cry Pajeet cry
Make old Gandhi sigh
He's got enough enemas
So cry Pajeet cry
Can you spread my ass
Where I crap from
Can you spread my ass
Can you spread my ass
Where I crap from
Krishna can you spread my ass?
Can you spread my ass?
He's a street shitter
Based Norwegian Wood and another kek since that song actually has a sitar
GOT TO SHIT OUTDOORS HE CAN'T CONTROL HIS FECES
SHIT TOGETHER
RIGHT NOW
over me
>do you neeeed any toilet?
I want somewhere to go shit
>could it beeee in a toilet?
I want to shit on the street
Ahhhhh
Because my poo is brown it turns me on
How many loos must a man refuse
Before he can relieve himself
The answer my friend is right across this street
The answer is right across this street
Shit-colored flowers of yellow and brown
Pouring outta your ass.
Look for the girl with the shit on her dress
And she's gone.
Pajeet in the street with feces
>well, the shit exploded with a mighty splash
>as it shot right out my bum
>And the first one said to the second one there
>it's like a Gatling gun!
>I've got the runs, I've got the runs
>And the vendor man, and Sanjeet Sam
>will smell it evermore
>because I've got the runs
My sister and mum invited me to go see this today. My reply "No im not going to watch a movie about a Indian pretending to be British"
When you were young and your street was an open sewer
You used to say shit and let shit
You know you did
You know you did
You know you did
But if this designated street
In which we're shitting
Makes you lay a brown pipe
Say shit and don't wipe
Were you arrested for hate speech?
I saw the streets today, oh boy
4 thousand pajeets taking a shit
And thou the poos were really bad
Well I just had to go
Now I know how many shits it takes to fill the bazaaaar
>shitting is easy when outdoors
>just defecate on all you see
>it gets hard to clean the runs
>when it all shoots out
>it doesn't matter much to me
>let me squat right down
>'cause I'm standing in The Shitting Fields
>toilets aren't real
>and dysentary's all about
>Shitting Fields forever
>you say loo
>I say no
>you say why?
>I shit on the floor
Kek
the film was actually pretty alright, i went and saw it with my 60 year old dad and he even liked it alot
But what do we do, when there is an active laws being passed to block us from our favorite shitting street?
No but my mum said "He was born in Britain, of course he is British" and I turned around and said no he's a fucking brown Indian, does he look British too you?
Guys this is racist.
Based
This was taken by a thread on Yea Forums
>
>Patel was born on 13 October 1989 in Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire.
>His mother is from Zambia and his father is from Kenya. Prior to his birth, his parents moved to England via India.
This some 4D Afro-Loo shit.
Yea Forums is unironically the worst board
I know but that thread saved it for a day
boards.4channel.org
>Naw moite but me mum sed "'e wuz born in brehan of courze hez briish" en i tunned round an sed nowe hez a fukken brown indian doez he look brehesh teh yoo?
ftfy norfman
If this were on Yea Forums it woukd just be a bunch of kids who like hip hop talking about how the Beatles suck
Based and Norfpilled.
>Wel-wel, luk at t'sitee slickuh pullin Oop in 'is phancee Jurmun karr
kek
underrated
im in love with the shape of poo
and last night you were in my room
now my bedsheets smell like poo
im in love with your potty
Will parrdun urs Missedher Goochee Lowfurs.
why don't we poo it in the road
>here come the runs (poo poo poo poo)
>here come the runs and I say,
>go outside
SHIT TOGETHER
RIGHT NOW
ON THE STREETS
You and I have memories....
Farther than the roads the Dehli full of shiiiiiiit
Everyone in the World has Forgotten The Beatles.... Everyone Except Farmer #1 and Farmer #2
SITTING ON A STREET CURB
WAITING FOR THE POO TO COME
Is there another country in the West as cucked as Britain?
Hey Poo’d, don’t make a splash
Take a small turd and make it bigger
Remember to do it out in the street
Then you can start to be a street shitter
this
BETTER SHIT FOR YOUR LIFE IF YOU CAN LITTLE GIRL
SQUAT YOURSELF IN THE SAND LITTLE GIRL
WIPE WITH ANYTHING BUT HAND, THAT'S THE END LITTLE GIRL
We'll be shitting in the streets
With our pants down at our feet
And the toilets that we used will be gone
I tip my ass to the poo revolution
Take a squat for the wide streets to poop in
Smile and grin at the shit all around
Pick up my ex-lax and pray
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and spray
SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM
POOP AND PEE
POOP AND PEE
POOP AND PEE
POOP AND PEE
POOP AND PIEE
SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM
POOP AND PEE
When I'm home
everything downstairs feels tight
but I leave home
and im shitting in streets all the night
all the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight yeah
deep cut
Yellow Submarine....
In the town where I was born
Lived a man, who pooed in the street
And he told us of his life
In the land of Pajeets
So we sailed off to the sun
Till we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our pajeet shitting street
We all live on a pajeet shitting street
Pajeet shitting street, Pajeet Shitting street
We all live in a pajeet shitting street
Pajeet shitting street, Pajeet shitting street
And our friends are all on board
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play
Oh, we all live on a pajeet shitting street,
A pajeet shitting street, A pajeet shitting street
We all live on a pajeet shitting street
A pajeet shitting street, A pajeet shitting street
As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue, a sea of green
On our pajeet shitting street
Oh, we all live on a pajeet shitting street
A pajeet shitting street, pajeet shitting street
We all live on a pajeet shitting street
A pajeet shitting street pajeet shitting street
Something in the way she poos
Attracts me like no other pajeet
Something in the way she street poos
She's squatting there on the ground
Grunting and making brown
I LOOK
AT THE FLOOR
AND I SEE
IT NEEDS SHITTING
HOLY FUCK. I'M DYING!
You're making me say that I've got to use the loo
But as from today, well, I know where I'll poo
I ain't no fool and I will squat where I want
For I have got
To use the street
To use the street
He got pee poo poo
He got poo poo walrus
He got pee poo poo pee
He one poo pee pee poo
He got poo poo pee, poo and pee
Pee poo in his poo pee
You can poo poo pee pee
Poo together, right now
Poo and pee
When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I'm still farting
When I'm in the middle of a street
Drop my pants, big brown stream (big brown stream stream)
Please, don't hate me, no, don't shake me
Leave me where I am, I'm only shitting
I never give you plumbing
When your gut becomes inflated
Go to the street so designated
And make brown
BOY, YOU GOTTA SHIT IN THAT STREET
SHIT IN THAT STREET ALL THE TIME
Based ‘The Poo’ poster
I LOOK AT ALL THE BROWN PEOPLE
I LOOK AT ALL THE BROWN PEOPLE
Pajeet Patel, picks up the poo
In the street where a toilet has been
Lives in a shithole
Waits at the window, wearing the diaper
That he keeps in a jar by the hole
Who is it for
All the poopy caca
Where does it all come from?
All the poopy caca
Where does it all belong?
I look for your shits
Sliding down the street
I look for your shits
Down around my feet
Waiting for the BRAAP, dear
Sounding like an angry boar
I don't hear it
Does it mean you don't shit near me anymore?
I hear the shit a'falling
On the unpaved drive
See the poos are stinking
Makes me feel alive
I wonder where you're shitting tonight
And why I'm by myself
I don't see you
Does it mean you don't shit near me anymore?
Don't pass me by, don't wipe me dry, just let me poo
Cause you know, darling', I never use the loo
You'll damn well know I love the street
I always shit right where I eat
Don't pass me by, don't wipe me dry
Will this public service message be in the beginning credits?
When you were young and your loo, was an open street.
You used to say des-ig-nated
(shit in the street shit in the street shit it in the street)
But now you see a white women on the internet
You just know what to say
Show bob and vegene
bob and vegene
(Yes I know it's a Wings' song fuckers.
Splat! Splat!
Liquid curry fury came right out of Pajeet
Splat! Splat!
Liquid curry fury made sure to hit the street
Tears in me eyes, m8
Well if we're doing Wings songs too, then might as well get this one out of the way.
Stuck inside this bathroom stall
Sent inside forever
Never pooing outside again
On the street
The street
Street...
If I ever get out of here
Thought shitting all day
On a designated street
All I need is a shit a day
If I ever get out of here
(If we ever get out of here)
Well, the shit exploded with a mighty BRAAP
As walked into the street
And the first one said to the second one there,
"Here there's no toilet seats"
Pajeet's got the runs, Pajeet's got the runs
And the shitting street
Was quite the treat
For the unwashed bums
Pajeet's got the runs, Pajeet's got the runs
Pajeet's got the runs, Pajeet's got the runs
>he's a real Mumbai man
>wipes his ass with his bare hand
>making all his feces land along the street
>doesn't want to own a loo
>squats wherever he wants to
>takes a shit in front of you and me.
>Mumbai man please listen
>you don't know what you're missing
>Mumbai man, the indoor toilet is right now on hand
Is there any buddy going to listen to my Facebook story
All about the girl I stalked her page
She’s the kind of girl you want so much it makes you horny
Still you don’t regret asking for bob and vagene
When is Yea Forums going to get together and make the soundtrack?
for the scene where he sings harrison's something we should replace it with woman is the nigger of the world
When I find my street lacks designation
but I ate too much curry
Speaking words of wisdom, shit in streets
Happiness is a warm shit
(Plop plop, poop poop)
Happiness is a warm shit, mama
(Plop plop, poop poop)
>I am peeing as you are peeing as you are peeing and we are peeing together
>See how it runs like jews from the slums see how they fly
>I'm crying
>Sitting on the sidewalk, waiting for the stool to come
>Microsoft t shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
>Man, you've been a naughty boy, you've spread your cheeks too long
>I am the ass hand, they are the ass hands
>I am the butt mud, poo poo pee'poo
That's a picture of black Sabbath you fucking zoomer faggot
>brown man shitting in the dead of night
>wrote some java code that won't compile
>all your life
>you were only looking for a clean street to defile
WHEN I HOLD YOU
IN MY HAND
AND I FEEL MY FINGER
ON MY ANUS
I KNOW
NOBODY CAN DO ME NO HARM
>Still you don’t regret she's underage
I used the loo today, oh boy
birthday, very depressed. laughed out loud. thanks every faggot in this thread
>this song unironically contains a lyric about shitting in public
Was Lennon foreshadowing his own eventual legacy?
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
youtu.be
Happy pooday to you
Do they live in San Francisco?
Thanks user you made my night
Mother Superior got the runs
Mother Superior got the runs
Here come old Pajeet he got
H1B visa he want
Bobs and vagene he shit
Out in public he say
I deserve to live here too
Goddamn curry nigger learn to poo in the loo
I look at the street, see the shit there that's seeping
While my sphincter gently weeps
I look at the street and I see it needs sweeping
Still my sphincter gently weeps
India is a lovely country and I enjoy visiting there. I just learned that you dont eat the fucking meat though or you will have serious bowel issues
Eat MY meat.
*Crotch chops*
SUCK IT
I look you all, see my log there that's stinking
While my colon gently seeps
I look at the street and I know it needs shitting
Still my colon gently seeps
I don't know why nobody told you
How to control your bowels
I don't know how Pajeet controlled you
He bought and sold your wife
holy fuck LOL
>see excrement-skin in the picture
>finna hide this shit
>read OP
nevermind, based thread
>I used to get mad at Abdul (No, I can't complain)
>taking a shit in my pool (No, I can't complain)
>squatting on down
>releasing the brown
>filling it up with his stools
>I got to admit it's getting browner
>There's nothing you can do that can't be done
>Whether number 2 or number 1
>Nowhere you can shit that isn't where you're meant to shit
>It's easy!
>Nowhere you can make that can't be made
>No street in this town than can be saved
>Nothing you can do as the poo will soon accrue
>It's easy!
>All you see is dung
Fucking based
Lmfao I hope indians are reading these posts.
FUCK INDIANS.
YOU UGLY ASS SHITSKINS.
Yeah, you wipe that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I clean that somethin'
I want to use my hand
I want to use my hand
I want to use my hand
I want to use my hand
screenshot this thread please
IT WAS 200 YEARS AGO TODAY
THE FLUSHING TOILET CAME INTO PLAY
IT'S BEEN USED FOR GOING OUT TO SHIT
BUT ONE NATION HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT
SO MAY I INTRODUCE TO YOU
THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T POO IN LOO
PUNJABI POOPER'S LONELY SHARTS CLUB BAAAAND
kekd
>all these boomers
Pathetic
Eleanor Rigby, picks up the shit
In the church where a wedding has been
Shits in a stream
Waits at the window, wearing the feaces
That she keeps in a jar on the floor
Who is it for
What would you do if I shat in the street
Would you squat down and shit next to me?
Give me your curry and I'll fart out a tune
And I'll try not to be out of key
Imagine all the people
Shitting in the street
You may say I'm a street shitter
But I'm not the only one
should be mother Shakti
>implying the Beatles aren’t the greatest band to ever live
Kys zoomer
Peace and love peace and love
>My sides are gone bros!
Cringe.
happy birthday fren
When I find myself in times of diarrhea
Nahendra Modi comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Shit in the street"
SHIT TOGETHER!
RIGHT NOW
ON THE STREETS
oh my fucking god
How does it feel to be
one of the desitute peoples?
Rajib you're a brown man
Rajib you're a brown man
Rajib's got a brown hand too
You keep all your feces in a shallow trench outside your house
its not the jews fault women are not repulsed by you
The fact that so many poos still name the streets as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" bathroom ever only tells you how far India still is from becoming a world superpower. - Pooero Scatruffi
Tummies loose, filled to brim
One thing is certain we can't keep it in
Squat outside, drop our pants
We all shit together
oh I'd like to be
out in the street
in the designated garden
taking a dump