What is the story of this trilogy? Two movies in and I still have no idea what they're doing

What is the story of this trilogy? Two movies in and I still have no idea what they're doing.

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Neither does Kathleen.

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>what they're doing.
Crashing the franchise.

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Unironically "The Force is Female"

There is no story. The franchise was entrusted to people who didn't give the slightest fuck about it. Good thing idgaf about it either, you filthy NERDS.

Only the OT, PT, Solo, and the clone wars tv series are good and matter. Everything else is trash tier. Everyone knows this. Just hold those as true and move on user

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>Two movies in and I still have no idea what they're doing.
Money.

I could tell you that it's a trilogy about how newer generations perceive and interpret the legends passed down to them and what's worth passing on from those stories to build a better future

but you're just going to go on some rant about feminism, sjws and call me a cuck shill disneymom

>clone wars tv series
>No Rogue One
Kys zoomer scum

I'm just kidding, but personally I'm not a big fan of the series (besides a handful of episodes), and I think RO feels like OT Star Wars. I feel bad for the people who didn't enjoy it, but I'm glad you enjoyed Solo.

>RO feels like OT Star Wars

in aesthetic and production design? Sure. In filmmaking techniques and tone, no way.

$4 billion.

Let that sink in.

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There is no story. It was to be the worst set of "preplanned" movies of all time.

High quality bait

doesnt help that the first two movies take place during span of about a week and half.

I'm trying to parse it out here
>the first order is on the rise really fast
>fragile peace boutta shatter
>luke's new jedi academy went tits up because the force is stirring or something
>gotta defeat the first order
>rey's there too and she's just super special
>kylo idolizes his grandfather but wants to wipe the slate clean and rule over everything
>now palpatine will return and try to take over the first order only be defeated by kylo shamelessly ripping off return of the jedi

You can say that but it's executed horribly.

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oh man i totally forgot about this dumb bitch

Same as the story for all star wars - evil nazi empire and proud, brave, communist resistance. Space jews with laser swords save the day.

I think you need to change your tampon sweaty.

>In filmmaking techniques and tone, no way.
Gareth and Gilroy combine to be better than George Lucas in most ways.
Lucas has more X factor tho.

George Lucas is explicitly anti corporate Greed. Try again, gabtard.

I feel like it could have been not-Weimar/rise of Hitler kinography. A weak and decadent republic, unable to handle the task of maintaining peace and stability post-Empire.

Yeah, I agree, but I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing.

>rise of Hitler kinography. A weak and decadent republic, unable to handle the task of maintaining peace and stability
I'll take the prequels for 500, Alex.

Holy shit, who was this again?

>What is actually going on with this trilogy
Officially licensed imagery and sounds.
Beyond that no clue, but women like to be lolsorandum so maybe that's related.