THE PLAN WAS TO DRINK UNTIL THE PAIN IS OVER

>rhyming "over" with "over"

I HAD A COUSIN THAT STOLE MY LAPTOP THAT I WAS FUCKIN' BITCHES ON
PAID THAT NIGGA 250 THOUSAND JUST TO GET IT FROM HIM
REAL FRIENDS
HUH?

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For me? Well, for me, its Jesus Walks

kanye and Yea Forums

stands together

a blacked alliance

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Nah, kanye is Yea Forums

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>tfw you have no idea what you're doing in college

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I'm literally listening to Kanye RIGHT NOW

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JUST A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LEADER
WE COULD BE IN NORTH KOREA, I COULD SMOKE WITH WIZ KHALIFA, UH

>mfw I get bleach on my tshirt

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I love Kanye, but he made rap gay

I'm sick of pic related-ass looking niggas, make the baggy pants and oversized sports jerseys come back

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Protip, if you keep drinking you'll never have a hangover

cute

ANYBODY WANNA MOTHERFUCKING DIE?
COME SEE I. WHO, ME? T-DOUBLE D NIGGA
THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING ME NIGGA (HUH)
AND GOT DAMN IT IF I SAID IT, I MOTHERFUCKIN MEANT IT
IF IT WAS FULLY I MOTHERFUCKING SPIT IT, FUCK WHOEVER I OFFENDED
HOLD ON! WAIT ONE MOTHERFUCKING MINUTE

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IN THE NIGHT I HEAR THEM TALK
THE COLDEST STOOORY EEEVER TOOOLD

Shitty old-school "DRUGS AND HOS AND GUNS N SHEEIT" rap still exists if that's what you want, go listen to Chief Keef or that mexican fag with the face tattoos who just went to jail

REMINDER

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I AM A GOD
SO HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN MASSAGE
IN THIS FRENCH ASS RESTAURANT
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANT

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lol fr tho what do she say

>migos
Literally a boy band lmao

Or just drink water.

every migos song sounds the fucking same. how are they a thing? I'd rather listen to 6ix9ine

They are all zoomer "rap"

for me, it's bound 2

Hmm, he indirectly allowed to manifest in rap, but I wouldn't say the fault lies squarely upon him. Kanye took gangster rap and made it not mainstream after he released his first album (College Dropout beat 50 Cent's album around the same time in sales). So he opened the gates but fagrap is not his doing Imo, probably OFGWTKAHJHASDJ or Frank Ocean or some shit

LITERALLY
ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
RETARDED
AND WRONG

FISH FILET

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SEETHING soiboomers

OHHHHOOOOOOHOOOOOOH

YOU CANT TELL ME NOTHING

SHE DON'T BELIEVE IN SHOOTING STARS
BUT SHE BELIEVE IN SHOES AND CARS

COULDN'T AFFORD A CAR
SO SHE NAMED HER DAUGHTER ALEXUS

I AM A GOD
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN MASSAGE
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN MENAGE
GET THE PORSCHE OFF THE DAMN GARAGE

YOU JUST POPPED IN THE CAP AMERICA GET RIGHT FOR THE SUMMER WORKOUT PLAN

AND LADIES IF YOU FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY, YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET YOU AN AVENGER, A DEFENDER, MAN AT LEAST A DUDE WITH A CAPE

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AND IF I FUCK THIS MODEL, AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASSHOLE, AND I GET BLEACH ON MY SHIRT, IMA FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE

I AM A GOD
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN MASSAGE
IN A FRENCH ASS RESTAURANT
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROSSAINTS

Kanye is unironically the greatest artist of the 21st century yet.

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WHATS A MOB TO A KING
WHATS A KING TO A GOD
WHATS A GOD TO A NON-BELIEVER

PINK ASS POLO WITH A FUCKIN BACKPACK BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS I BROUGHT REAL RAP BACK

>rapped about wanting to fuck an American Apparel model
>a year later signs an American Apparel girl to his album after a "private audition"
Based Kanye, a chad in the body of a nerdy manlet

drake is the biggest faggot on that list

BLACKPILLED

PINK ASS POLOS WITH A FUCKIN’ BACKPACK

>nerdy manlet

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Drake and Logic are somehow whiter than Post Malone

For me, it's the Nicki's verse on Monster

4 IN THE MORNING
PAPARAZZI AT MY DOOR
FRESH YEEZYS SQUEAKING ACROSS THE LAMBO FLOOR
OUT MY SUICIDE DOOR TO MAKE MY ESCAPE
DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE
YOU MOSQUITOES ALL UP IN MY FACE
MAD WITH YOUR QUESTIONS
ONLY HAPPY CUZ I'M ME
AND THE STREETS IS WHERE YOU NEED TO LEAVE ME BE
GOT A MAGA HAT ON CUZ DONALD'S THE MAN
A MAGA CHAIN AROUND MY NECK
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
I'M A SELF-MADE RALPH LAUREN OF THESE CITY STREETS
NONE OF YOU NIGGAS CAN'T FUCK WITH MY HIP-HOP BEATS
I'M JUST LIVING WITH THE KARDASHIAN WITH THE BIGGEST ASS
DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SWAY WANTED
DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO ASK

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He's like 5'7", it's nice that you found a pic of him standing next to Tyrion Lannister though

FOUR IN THE MORNING, AND I'M ZONING
THEY SAY I'M POSSESSED, IT'S AN OMEN
I KEEP IT 300, LIKE THE ROMANS
300 BITCHES, WHERE'S THE TROJANS?
BABY WE LIVING IN THE MOMENT
I'VE BEEN A MENACE FOR THE LONGEST
BUT I AIN'T FINISHED, I'M DEVOTED
AND YOU KNOW IT, AND YOU KNOW IT

Fag detected Uzi is based

I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD ON THE SINK
AFTER THAT GETCHA SOMETHING TO DRINK
STEP BACK, CAN'T GET SPUNK ON THE MINK
I MEAN DAMN WHAT WOULD JEROMEY ROMEY ROMEY ROME THINK

that pink fuck on the right is such a fucking kike

IF YOU AIN'T NO PUN
HOLLA WE WANT PRE-NUP
WE WANT PRE-NUP
IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU NEED TO HAVE
CAUSE WHEN SHE LEAVE YOUR ASS SHE GONNA LEAVE WITH HALF

18 YEARS, 18 YEARS, AND ON THE 18TH BIRTHDAY FOUND OUT IT WASN'T HIS?

IM ON A PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

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that's me

Honestly I have no clue who that is. Looks jewish, is he a producer or something?

HAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHA
YOU ACTUALLY LISTENED TO IT DUDE?
NOOOOOOOOOO
NOBODY DOES THAT
HAHAHAHHAA

Living in that 21st century, doing something mean to it

ONE DAY I’M GON' MARRY A PORN STAR
WE’LL HAVE A BIG-ASS CRIB AND A LONG YARD
WE’LL HAVE A MANSION AND SOME FLY MAIDS
NOTHIN’ TO HIDE, WE BOTH SCREWED THE BRIDESMAIDS

SHE TAKES MY MOOOONEY
WHEN IM NEEEEEEED

>AND DECEPTION IS THE ONLY FELONY, SO NEVER FUCK NOBODY WITHOUT TELLING ME
Kanye and Kim are 100% fucking other people on the regular. Must be a weird relationship.

ehh i half agree with this. Fuck all the people who instantly hate anything that isnt "lyrical", but half of the chad rap is lame af fuck.The people that still like eminem or logic probably smell bad. Lil Uzi Vert, Playboi carti, and Travis scott are based

MEMORIES MADE IN THE COLDEST WINTER
GOODBYE MY FRIEND, WILL I EVER LOVE ?

Only Travis Scott and maybe Carti are actually good, dork

>cart good
Can't understand him 100% of the time he just mumbles with a slurr

>A Tribe Called Low Test
Sensible chuckle

Drake is the ultimate gamma male

Name a better opening line than

>I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven, when I woke I spent that on a necklace

Pro tip: you can’t

lansky, creator of blacked

tfw that's literally me

What's up with the complexion of his body from down his neck?

I THINK I FELL IN LOVE WITH A PORSTAR
TURN THE CAMERA ON SHE A BORN STAR

Kanye is the only black person I like. A top bloke. It makes me think blacks are people after all.

Reminder: Kanye posts regularly and is a Yea Forums fag autistic incel.

Another Kanye opening line:
>My mama was raised in the era when clean water was only served to the fairer skin
It could literally be the opening line from a novel.

that's why he's /ourguy/

ALL IN ON THAT ALIMONY
YEAH YEAH SHE GOT YA HOMIE
TIL DEATH, BUT DO YOUR PART
UNHOLY MATRIMONY

>NBA Herpboy
>Chad

I'm playing it on my wedding day and no one will stop me

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>t. black boomer

SHE SAID CAN YOU GET MY FRIENDS IN THE CLUB
I SAID CAN YOU GET MY BENZ IN THE CLUB?
IF NOT TREAT YO FRIENDS LIKE MY BENZ
PARK THEY ASS OUTSIDE TIL THE EVENING END

It'll never be enough for niggers.

wow you rhymed over with over what a fucking masterpiece
10/10

Post Malone and The Weeknd shouldn’t be there. Neither should lil uzi. Based other than that though

Real friends, how many of us?
How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends
It’s not many of us, we smile at each other
But how many honest? Trust issues

He indeed does, but only on Yea Forums and Yea Forums

nigger, shit """music""" too

Who else here likes hangovers? I just fap all day, have McDonald's for breakfast, watch whatever footy match is on and then have a massive junk food meal for dinner. I especially like being hungover when it's rainy outside. Comfy.

I've been tryin' to make you love me/
But everything I try just takes you further from me

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He's an Yea Forumskira fag

>Bf breaks up with me
>This phrase was burned into my skull for months

Are you still in college? That sounds like a comfy college hangover. They don't stay like that forever

zoomers are absolute trash lmfao, what an absolutely pathetic generation

t. Lord Jamar

>drake
>weeknd
>uzi
these 3 are the faggiest thing on that list lmao

Yeah but I'm In It is a based song so kys

>As kids we used to laugh
>Who knew that life would move this fast?

I fucking love you, Kanye

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Kanye changed lives so automatically based.

Why do people call Kanye zoomer music when it’s quintessential boomer music?

24/7
365

How Ye doin?
I'm survivin'
I was drinking earlier
Now I'm drivin'

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I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD ON THE SINK

Spaceship hit me hard tonight

FRESH AIR, ROLLIN' DOWN THE WINDOW
TOO MANY URKELS ON YOUR TEAM THAT'S WHY YOUR WINS LOW

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It's the quintessential Yea Forums(loser)song

I'll raise you the whole album

>I fantasized about this back in Chicago
>Mercy, mercy me that Murcielago

I'm 34. Though I've been a high functioning alcoholic for numerous periods over the last few years so it takes a fair bit for me to get a bad hangover. When I do it's always stomach related.

she said can you get my friends in the club
i said can you get my benz in the club?
if not treat your friends like my benz - park they ass outside till the evening ends

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I'M KILLING ALL OF YOU NIGGAS ON THAT LYRICAL SHIT
MAYONNAISE COLORED BENZ I PUSH MIRACLE WHIPS

You have to be damn near braindead to find these lyrics something special

>he listens to Kanye

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>Opening line

It'll be a long time, before you ever see me again
Dont worry bout me, worry bout you

>jewish girl
>smoking hot
why does this always happen?

>We're still the kids we used to be

I'm not afraid to say I cried when I first heard this song

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>he's white and listens to rap
holy cringe

Workin' this grave shift and I ain't made shit
I wish I could buy me a spaceship and fly past the sky

Ok nigger, just tear my heart out

That's the floss generation for you.

There's no actual standard for anything.
You identify with a movement or group and then everything you like becomes part of that group.
You dislike a movement or a group and then everything you dislike is part of that movement or group.

It doesn't mean shit other than I like it or dislike it based on the context of the sentence.

I CAN STILL FEEL THE LOVE

>yfw it hits

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GETTIN TUPAC MONEY TWICE OVER

Gorgeous is probably my favorite song of his

>he’s white and listens to edm, dadrock, metal, or country
Even more cringe

>You have to be damn near braindead to find these lyrics something special

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>You identify with a movement or group and then everything you like becomes part of that group.

Fortunately on Yea Forums we've long since risen above that.

literally just listened to this song wtf

Interesting I'm also a high functioning-alcoholic at 28, I get bad anxiety hangovers, especially if I have stuff to do the next day.

Wide swing, go on worshipping black men

They said you can rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, video tape
But if I talk about God my record won't get played
Huh?

>cringe

cringe

>and what's a black Beatle anyway, a fucking roach?
>I guess that's why they got me sitting in fucking coach

the chad part feels so random, weeknd n L on the same list feels random as hell ahhaah

Why would being white and listening to white music be cringe? You are fucking pathetic go jerk off to more cuck porn fag loser.

Kanye's verse is actually pretty amazing, but yeah Cudi and Shake make this one a fucking classic.

GRRRRAT-GAT-GAT-GAT

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NIGGAS IS LOITERIN JUST TO FEEL IMPORTANT
YOU GON SEE LAWYERS AND NIGGAS JORDANS

(2 CHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNZZZZZZ)

>The Giga Chad DMX

>Estrogen Planets

Because it’s shitty music

why is every song on MBDTF so fucking good, even the Chris Rock outro on blame game is hilarious

Shapes falling out of the fringe
All heart, though we would've made cowardly kings
They will chop you down just to count your rings.
Aesop Rock is better than Kanye and thats a shitty chorus there.

You know most of the shit you people post have no meaning at all

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It's really only funny the first time. I just hate that it's there on repeat listens

Slav genes

Is you saying something?

>>he's white and listens to rap
I'm a slav tho, SEETHING /pol/yp

>"Oh, when it all,
>"oh, it all falls down"

IM LOST IN THE WORLD

>And I'm back to tear it up
>haters, start your engines I hear 'em gearin' up
>people talk so much shit about me at barbershops
>they forget to get their haircut

Dunno, mate. Might be what you drink, you don't drink enough water or simply genetics.

wow..... that's deep

WORD

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You listen to a nigger blabbering in your ear and mimic him, nothing in the world is shitter than that my man.

Let's have a toast for the douche bags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk offs
That'll never take work off

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You see, if you ever wanted to ever be anything
There'd always be somebody that shoot down any dream
There'll always be haters, that's the way it is
Hater niggas marry hater bitches and have hater kids
But they're gonna have to take my life 'fore they take my drive
'cause when I was barely living, that's what kept me alive
Just the thought that maybe it could be better than what we at at this time
Make it out of this grind, 'fore I'm out of my mind
And get some lee way on the he say she say
You girl don't like me, how long has she been gay
Spanish girls say "No hable inglés"
And everybody want to run to me for their single
It's funny how these wack niggas need my help
Wasn't around when I couldn't feed myself
Dog, If I was you, I wouldn't feel myself
Dog, If I was you, I'd kill myself
Made a mill myself, and I'm still myself
And I'ma look in the mirror if I need some help
Now I'll speak from the heart, you all fronting
Everybody feel a way about K but at least you all feel something

based Atmosphere isn't virgin rap

Kanye revolutionized the way producers sample beats, don't @ me

kanye dying will be the only ARTIST death that would affect me, i genuinely think i would cry

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>Till I get flashed by the paparazzi
>Damn, these nigga's got me,
>I hate these nigga's more than the Nazis

>family business
how is kanye so good bros

1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and get them sit ups right, and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick
(AH!) What's scary to me is
Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came, I came, I came

holy shit these lyrics really speak to me

>I woke up early this mornin' with a new state of mind
>A creative way to rhyme without usin' knives and guns
>Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to God
>And keep your face to the risin' sun

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>My money was thinner than Sean Paul's goatee hair
>Now Jean Paul Gaultier cologne fill the air, here
>They say he bourgie, he big-headed
>Won't you please stop talking about how my dick head is
>Flow infectious, give me 10 seconds
>I'll have a buzz bigger than insects in Texas
>It's funny how wasn't nobody interested
>'Til the night I almost killed myself in Lexus

Who was in the wrong here...???

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Drake for responding

No, hangover with over.

haha

Woof woof
Bork bork

Holy fucking BASED and X pilled

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chad nick canon did it and don't even apologize

Fucking based.

This, but also Bowie, which actually made me butthurt for weeks...
Not sure how I'll handle Kanye's inevitable suicide...

People say he's the Beatles of rap but that's stupid because the Beatles brought the genre mainstream and lead to popularity comparisons. If anything, NWA is the Beatles of rap.

Kanye is the Johnny Cash of rap. There was never anyone like him before, there will never be anyone like him since, and he'll keep making classics until the day he keels over.

WE COULD'VE BEEN SOMEBODY
'STEAD YOU HAD TO TELL SOMEBODY
LET'S TAKE IT BACK TO THE FIRST PARTY
WHEN YOU TRIED YOUR FIRST MOLLY
AND CAME OUT OF YOUR BODY
AND CAME OUT OF YOUR BODY
RUNNING NAKED DOWN THE LOBBY
AND YOU WAS SCREAMIN' THAT YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

People don't understand how revolutionary this was for 2003

> he’s white and listens to edm
ultimate gaynerd detector

STEP IN DEF JAM BUILDING LIKE I’M THE SHIT
TELL EM GIMME 50 MILLION OR IMMA QUIT

RUN FROM THE LIGHTS
RUN FROM THE NIGHT
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

>I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS
>I won't be satisfied 'til all my niggas get it, get it?

HEY MAMA
I WANNA SCREAM SO LOUD FOR YOU
COS IM SO PROUD OF YOU

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Is Kanye posting this lyrics?

If so, please keep it Yea Forums exclusive.

SHE GOT A LIGHT SKINNED FRIEND LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON

GOT A DARK SKINNED FRIEND LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON

teared up at that song tb honest

Yeah, it's me, AMA

Based and humanpilled

Is Kendall single?

Would Kanye do a track for the live action Akira movie?

Based
Fuck millenials

>And I was almost famous, now everybody loves Kanye
I'm almost Raymond'

no, she's my real waifu

I'ma open up a store for aspiring MC's
Won't sell 'em no dream, but the inspiration is free
But if they ever flip sides like Anakin
You'll sell everything includin the mannequin
They got a new bitch now you Jennifer Aniston

I feel so sick and anxious when im hungover that i wanna blow my fucking brains out. And it last about 4 days

But i have redneck canadian drinking tolerance so that probably doesnt help

maybe

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The video for stronger is a live action akira movie

SHE SAID I DONT SPEND TIME LIKE I REALLY SHOULD

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so what happened with the whole drake trying to assasinate him thing

Take that fucking back about Jedi mind tricks. Easily the most retarded ms paint opinion I’ve ever seen

If Kanye executively produced a film, what would it be?

Sneed

Kino

Something Tom Ford-ish probably

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BIG L literally better than Jay Z in every way back in the day, then the dude gets blasted. Listen to the freestyle session they did together

Exclusively seven screen compatible

Drake fell for the bait

cringe

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are these real lyrics? why is this man famous?

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

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YEEZY YEEZY JUST JUMPED OVER JUMPMAN

I have a script that involves a young woman (Kendall) moving back home to her family farm house after her dream of becoming a writer fails. One day, she notices a small forest in the distance have shifted to a different spot. She heads over to the forest and realizes it's taking her somewhere.

At E3 2015 he showed up to cut the line and play Persons 5 then he left

The 50 thing happened with Graduation, not CD

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>It could literally be the opening line from a novel.
and being like a novel is automatically good? 90% of novels are shit, not that you would know

rap was always gay

thanks for the idea, time to pitch it as my own
mwahaha

I'm black

If you're gonna steal my idea, can you at least put Kendall in a string bikini and have her bend over a lot?

At the end of the day, arent we all...?!?

And put her in stockings, please

im not that guy but stop being pretentious

obviously he means its a good line

how would that fit the farm motif?

STILL A REAL NIGGA RED COOGI SWEATER DICE ROLLER

If you steal my idea then I'm not gonna tell you.

Almost every Big L punchline is miles above even the best Jay-Z punchlines.

>What you about?
>On that independent shit
>Trade it all for a husband and some kids
>You ever wonder what it all really mean?
>You wonder if you’ll ever find your dreams?

YEEZY SEASON APPROACHIN
FUCK WHATEVER YALL BEEN HEARIN
FUCK WHAT, FUCK WHATEVER YALL BEEN WEARIN
A MONSTER BOUT TO COME ALIVE AGAIN

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then you wont see kendall in a string bikini.
your choice

But in the end it's still so lonely.

evolutionary strategy. jewhood is passed down through the mother

based cruel poster

Let's compromise. I write and direct. You produce. Deal?

>you wanna write and direct
>not letting kanye write and direct
>mfw

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This is my idea. I'm pitching it to Kanye. I know the story from beginning to end, why would I give the premise to Kanye just for him to start from scratch?

>I wanna direct Kendall so I can get close to her.

SEE IF I WAS TRYING TO RELATE IT TO MORE PEOPLE
I'D PROBABLY SAY I'M STRUGGLING WITH LOVING MYSELF
BECAUSE THAT SEEMS LIKE A COMMON THEME
BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE HERE

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What an ownage that was. This is a monument of BTFOing someone.

>Do you feel tempered outbursts, that you cannot control? Feeling lonely, even when you are with people, feeling blocked. Feeling blue, sad, feeling disinterested in things, feeling fearful. Are your feelings easily hurt? Feeling that people are unfriendly, or do you feel like people dislike you?
I FEEL LIKE THIS
I FEEL LIKE THIS
I FEEL LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME

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The life of a creative. The dreamer of far away places that only exist in your mind, but you try so hard to get there.

Stfu, RETARD!

AFTER THAT GIVEYA SOMETHIN TO DRINK

and not a single nigger managed to comprehend that song lol

Is there some meaning I'm not catching here?

Does Kendall like autistic writer/directors?

Is Kanye even black?

>I PUT MY HAND ON A STOVE TO SEE IF I STILL BLEEEEEEEED, yeah, AND NOTHING HURTS ANYMOREE, I FEEL KINDA FREEEE
>WE'RE STILL THE KIDS WE USED TO BE

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It’s a subtle joke, he means ‘pagne, as in champagne.

>I SENT THIS GIRL A PICTURE OF MY HEY!
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS WITH FEMALES, BUT I'M NOT TO GOOD AT THAT //hey//

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I don't drink much so the pain is worse than the hangover. The only problem is that my handler underestimates my tolerance and gives me less than I need!

im black you dummy

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Trips of truth
>movie trailers in 50 years are going to be J-funk remixes of Kanye songs
I'm not sure I'm ready for that.

>rhymes pain with pain, over with hangover

truly the fucking beethoven of america

lil dicky better then everyone on those 2 list

he is successful, so no

YOU SEE THERE'S LEADERS AND THERE'S FOLLOWERS
BUT I'D RATHER BE A DICK THAN A SWALLOWER

what is this zoomer shit

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virgin hands made this post

I'M LIVING IN THE FUTURE SO MY PRESENT IS MY PAST
ME PRESENCE IS A PRESENT, KISS MY ASS

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It was released 9 years ago user

Ding
Ding
Ding
DONG

Rap is a gay genre now

It's ALWAYS been gay. Only difference is it used to be kept on the down-low.

die fag

"YOU AINT GOT NO YEEZY, NIGGA?"

youtube.com/watch?v=dsYfcsXPfjk

(Imagine leaving Amber fucking Rose for Kim Kardashian)

For me it's Nicki's intro to Dark Fantasy.

they're both about the same

Kim's net worth is infinitely higher

Physically maybe but there's something about Amber's ratchet attitude that makes my dick stand on end.

He's got plenty already, and what sort of man is supported by his woman?

MBDTF is really a God damn piece of art. I love everything about it.

Based censored version listener

Kanye Test

I would have loved to have seen CS but I haven't been able to find it anywhere.

I always thought he said 'I sent this girl a picture oh my HAY'

Don't you remember when Kanye was $53M in the hole?

twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/707077609964699648

Is kanye the MJ of our generation?

It's a fine album, normalfag.

>he’s white
Holy small dick and no rhythm

>wah I'm black
>wah please like me because I have a gold chain now
>do you like me yet? I fuck women. Please pay me attention

Literally all rap summed up

I seriously hope no one lyrics posting itt is white. How fucking embarrassing

Fuck so true
I miss college hangovers playing cards with the boys and talking shit in our dorms about girls and what went down the night before. Was comfy as fuck, damn I miss it

SNEED CHUCK BRAAAP KINO KINO
KINO KINO BRAP BRAP SNEEEEED
BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD SHOULD SHIT INTO MY MOUTH
BASEDBASEDBASED CRINGECRINGECRINGE
ALL MY ANONS GOT MY BACK
FUCK REDDIT THEY ARE WHACK
JANNIES DELETING GOOD THREADS
I THINK WE SHOULD CUT OFF THEIR HEADS
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
I WANT TO DRINK GAMER GIRL PEE

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Anybody else think flashing lights was one of the most kino music videos of all time? I kind of wish it was a movie, I fucking love the vibe

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the bar is set really low for a hiphop """"artist"""" to be considered genius. go over to Yea Forums literally 90% of the place worships him.

>ATCQ
>virgin rap

Kill yourself you retarded faggot cocksucking cunt

>Logic
I want to see this dude's 23andme results before his career can be allowed to continue, he is way too light-skinned to be saying nigga.

I genuinely get hard as rocks when I hear that line everytime I play MBDTF

>that scene in the music video where the cardboard cutout of Trump pops up and all the gold diggers go running after it

Kanye is a 100% cuck

Back to failbook normalfag

Fucking zoomer trash.

>he's white

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I've never seen someone in the rap game get obliterated as bad as Drake did. It was honestly embarrassing to see him try to hit back with a fucking instagram story.

Well yeah he rapped for years about wanting an open relationship with a massive whore, and then he goes and marries Kim Kardashian lol. They're probably fucking other people constantly.

>drink lots of water
>no hangover the next day
Woah that was hard.

Is this the great kanye? Jesus

Kino

the RUNAWAY movie is pure kino

>fresh air, rolling down the window
>too many urkels on your team, that's why your wins low
fuck, I'm not even a huge fan of Kanye, but he'll occasionally just spit out some genius wordplay
I'll still listen to Last Call just for the lines
>I went to the mall and I balled too hard
>"oh my god, is that a black card?"
>I turned around and replied "why, yes
>but I prefer the term African American Express"
and
>killing y'all niggas on that lyrical shit
>mayonnaise-colored benz, I push miracle whips

Wtf, I never had a problem telling what she said.

it's the "I could rap if I really wanted to" song

>sneed feed and seed, formerly chuck
>I guess the joke is that he suck and fuck

Powerful

>even
it's one of the highlights

YO, WITH THE BEZEL?!

both of those fall into the reddit category

Top 5 (no particular order):
Devil in a New Dress
Gorgeous
Ultralight Beam
Flashing Lights
All Falls Dowm

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>oh when it all
>when it all falls down
Are you guys non-native english speakers or something? Always thought that line was really easy to understand.

i'm still waiting for him to use that chorus he mentioned

Best song he's ever done. It's amazing how humble he was trying to be at first though.

Flashing Lights
Power
All Falls Down
Jesus Walks
Runaway

HE WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A TESTIMONY ABOUT MY LIFE

FUCK i forgot Yea Forums has a low limit before bump, i was about to post kanye hunger games

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Power
Through the Wire
Black Skinhead
No More Parties in LA
Blood on the Leaves

>tfw they lobotomized him after the Oval Office visit

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What's his best song outside of his own albums? For me it's Can't Stop

youtube.com/watch?v=U4S1blJuVqs

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good thread gents, off topic threads are always comfy

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>Your wife is quite beautiful
>Did you know that she is a bird?

>No, I didn't

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