Chantix Man

Was this his finest performance?

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I tried Chantix once and I almost killed my mom with a frying pan. Cut 1 year later and I'm still smoking.
Thanks Ray.

Why did he have an obviously fake GF in the Chantix commercial?

>Patients may experience psychiatric symptoms such as behavioral changes, agitation, depressed mood, and suicidal behavior while using Chantix
How? It just reduces cravings, doesn't it?

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He lost his job to a turkey

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Scorcese hired the turkey for his next gangster movie too

it's essentially an SSRI, it quells the craving for cigarettes by catalyzing the reuptake inhibitors

No it nukes the receptors that allow you to enjoy nicotine

is it true chantix causes people to become violent

Yes they get angry from withdrawal and the fact they can't get a nicotine high and plus it makes them lucid

>In another case, a man who had been taking Chantix for eight days choked his wife in a fit of rage and then hung himself. Less extreme cases include people who suddenly woke up and assaulted the person closest to them, started fights and destroyed property, often their own

Think I'll just keep smoking thanks haha

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He looks like a total drug addict in this ad, as if they must have worked really hard on his make up so he would appear somewhat normal on screen

Has he become twice as italian or something while I wasn't looking? He looks like a mob boss.

jive motherfucker

Imagine losing your job to a fucking turkey

he answered the call

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Ray looks like he's choked out a few bitches n his time, maybe that's why they ditched him

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Based and turkeypilled.

3 years ago I started taking Chantix and 2 days later I beat a Korean shopkeeper to death with a hammer. I have no idea why.

Why would anyone take his hell drug when they can just buy a juul and eliminate 95% of the problems that come along with smoking while still getting your nicotine?

why his face look like that

Ray looked like the hologram of a wax figurine based on a doll of him in this commercial.

Live action vice city when?

my dad took chantix and then raped me repeatedly for 7 months straight. thanks to chantix hes now living a healthy smoke free life

There was a wave of violent acts all over the US when Chantix was first released. They covered it up and modified the formula to avoid this potential PR problem.

jesus christ

>only options are keep smoking and get some horrific throat/lung cancer condition, take Chantix™ have a Chantix™ blackout and murder my family, or smoke Juul™ like a zoomer closet-case that needs something in his mouth at all times

The only winning move really is to not play huh

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I got prescribed Chantix in 09 and one day after starting it I just absolutely lost it. I was having lucid dreams after my second day on it. For no reason I started beating my gf while she was sitting on the couch watching tv. I grabbed her by the throat with my left hand and threw her on the ground and thats when I started punching her as hard as I could. I later found out that I broke her nose, fractured her jaw, knocked out a tooth and cracked another one, gave her a black eye, and several bruises all over her body. After about 1 1/2 minutes of beating her I stood up and came to my senses. I had blood on my knuckles from her nose and realized what I had done. She was on the ground sobbing and when I reached down to try to comfort her she recoiled and begged me to stop. I tried to explain to her that I had no idea why I did that but I just couldn't find the words to say. She looked me in the eyes with an expression I will never forget, pure fear. My heart was beating out of my chest and I started to panic. All I could do is say sorry over and over while trying to help her up but she jerked away from me every time i tried. She started screaming and crying hysterically I could barely make out what she was saying. She grabbed her cell phone and limped to her room where she locked the door and called 911. At that point I was still trying to process what happened and I just sat on the couch and zoned out until the police and an ambulance arrived 20 minutes later. The police officers who responded were really aggressive to me. They threw me on the ground and handcuffed me in a position that hurt both of my arms even though I was trying to cooperate with them. When they started asking questions I just stared at them and told them the truth, I had no idea why I snapped and beat her. I had never so much as yelled at her before that night. I got sentenced 6 years in prison but I only served 3. Didnt even think it was related to the chantix until after I got out.

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>"Don't use if you're allergic to Chantix"
How are you going to know if you're allergic to it until you've taken it and wind up strapped to an ER bed like an animal experiment, frothing at the mouth and bleeding out of your anus

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>The only winning move really is to not play huh
We both know it's not that easy user.

>t. nicorette sales rep

How many victims has the Chantix Crime Wave claimed?

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At least Nicorette doesn't make you black out and beat people up in a blind rage.

>Chantix makes you murder people
Based and pillpilled

Who would win in a fight:
Chris Benoit suffering a bout of roid rage, or a 40 year old Ray Liotta going through a Chantix™ blackout?

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>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to quit smoking

where are their wives?

they got chantixed probably

already? damn, my money's on the Crippler then