WHAT I'VE DONE
WHAT I'VE DONE
ILL FACE MYSELF
AND CROSS OUT WHAT
I'VE
BECOME
Based Baykino
honestly transformers 1 is a fun film
ARE YOU USERNAME GASTHEKIKESRACEWARNOW217
WHAT HAVE I SNEED
i'll keep that in mind next time someone asks me if transformers 1 is a fun film
happy to help man, don't forget it!
I KILLED MYSELF
good
remember to say "yes"
>Honor, to the end.
OH MY GOD MY FUCKING ENTRAILS, HAVE MERCY OPTIMUS, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
OPTIMUS NO
question user, is transformers 1 a fun film?
hating on transformers is for sois and redditors
the movies aren't that smart but they are pure masculine testosterone fueled fun for men
Hating on Sneed is for Chuck
please optimus.. my bro-
"Yes...?"
*barfs in your path*
I DID MY TIME
IT STARTS WITH ONE... ROPE
I'LL FACE MYSELF
>Now calling the hearing of the UN security council v. Optimus prime
>all rise
>please be seated, so Mr.Prime, you have been accused of being a war criminal.
>I am Optimus Prime, I am no war criminal
>yes, then would you care to explain these?
>I was fighting for the rights and tranquility of all sentient beings
>I see, but do you understand that you are being accused of not adhering to the geneva conve-
>genevacon?! Who told you of that name?! She is a dangerous and legendary deception warlord. She cannot be allowed to function. Autobots transform and roll out!
Optimus the Face Taker is a much cooler title than Prime
> OH GOD OPTIMUS PLEASE HAVE MERCY I DONT WANT TO DIE
Jesus....
can transformres rape cars?
if only they didn't make optimus a cold hearted killer