*Blocks your flight path*
*Blocks your flight path*
Owen Wilson
Joshua Lee
*blocks your vaginal canal*
Carson Brooks
If she wanted a date she could have just asked.
Zachary Miller
She can block my dick path with a nice punch, know what I'm saying?
Samuel Taylor
Why didnt she fuck Zod for several years and make a minature army with him, make them absorb the sun and absolutely demolish superman?
Mason Evans
*kills your flight master*
Josiah Peterson
block my shit path!
Aiden Moore
Kryptonians don't have sex
Dylan Russell
Sorta looks like a dude.
Colton Hernandez
you are homosexual
Anthony Collins
*licks your wife*
Aiden Wood
they have sex they just dont procreate
dummy
Anthony Rivera
that's a tranny right?
Nolan Ward
>pass all day praising a dyke in hormones
Daniel Price
SNEED
Gabriel Thomas
Disgustingly underused.
Anthony Richardson
Jose Cooper
I want her to punch me through a building
Jeremiah Brooks
>enemy is standing completely still
>with the exception of her upper face, her body is completely covered in armor
>quickly shoot her in the breast
Christian Russell
get her a strapon and tell her to go to town
Brody Baker
American military tactics for you.
Nolan Reyes
Stay down, Clark.
Levi Jones
on you or your wife?
Wyatt Hernandez
She kicked his fucking ass. Holy crap
James Hill
based
William Wood
Superman was still trying to find his feet and was relatively new to his powers.
Bentley Phillips
>106 days without an accident
>0 days without an accident
har har
Benjamin Perry
this is cool but also dumb that superman is that careless
Zachary Murphy
They were threatening Martha
Carter Thompson
He loves his mother.
Jackson Russell
do they do it for fun?
William Ross
You can clearly see bullets hitting her head forcefield
Jayden Morales
>was relatively new to his powers.
She was relatively new.
Kryptonians only had powers a few days. The difference is she's a trained soldier and he has never even been in a fight before.
Samuel Cruz
exactly, that was the first time he used his heat vision - mainly through necessity.
Landon Rivera
Camden Johnson
got webm?
Jaxson Carter
even fucking goku was more caring when two powerful aliens invaded earth
Bentley Foster
at that point it wouldn't matter
Lucas Turner
Oh she's in this show? Might have to watch it now
Samuel Anderson
she never had her suit fully off to protect her from the rest of the atmospheric elements.
Zod got to experience it first hand and started honing his abilities as he was fighting Clark.
So he was essentially reaching a point where he couldn't be detained by Clark and had to be killed.
But this will go over brainlet viewers, and call it, "That's not superman, if that were me, I'd make peace or have brought him safely to the phantom zone..."
Ryder Smith
Daniel Hall
No, its a pretty short scene sadly
Cooper Robinson
Based
Liam Robinson
Sounds extremely painful.
Andrew Mitchell
Considering the level genetic designing they can do, I really wouldn't be surprised if soldiers were bred as infertile with no sex drive whatsoever.
Brayden Long
Justin Morris
manlet
William Lee
Does this make Superman an incel?
Gabriel Fisher
He used his heat vision earlier in the movies. But the fight scenes were the first time he used them at a high intensity. The other scenes just showed his eyes glowing red while things he looked at got hot.
Michael Perez
No you tumblr tranny
Jaxson Flores
Wasn't Zod the only one who got his helmet smashed and was exposed to Earth atmosphere, which fucked with his senses as they all suddenly became super?
Jeremiah Nguyen
No. The fact that his thrusts break women would do that if he weren't fucking his cousin
Bentley White
Man of Steel 2 when
Easton Gomez
Colton Sanchez
People still can't a name a better man to do capeshit action
Chase Gomez
Zachary Clark
Faora gets her helmet partially smashed by the missile that knocks her out of the fight, but she's immediately taken back aboard their ship after that and gets it fixed by the time she shows up again.
Anthony Gomez
Matthew Hall
I've noticed in Justice League nobody every grabs anyone else by their neck and I'm wondering if it was changed in post or something. Superman grabs Wonder Woman by her armor, then later on he scrunches up Batman's face instead of choking him, and both time it looks pretty unnatural and awkward
Jose Green
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!
Samuel Phillips
Nice webm
Kayden Mitchell
Nathaniel Thompson
4u ;*
Jeremiah Phillips
She should have played Captain Marvel
Carter Flores
As well as Motoko in the live-action Ghost in the Shell film. But no they used that stubby American cunt instead.
Levi Walker
Antje's in Dark Season 2 in a backless dress and it was the sexiest thing I've seen all year
Xavier Martin
Hey! She's blocking our flight path!
Samuel Campbell
MOTHER FUCKER WE ALL DO!
Michael Gomez
The knew the movie was probably going to bomb so they figured hiring a superstar might get butts in seats. ScarJo was riding high at the time and was considered a foolproof ticket to box office success. I understand being miffed that an actress who was perfect for the part got passed over for a dumpy thot, but at the time they were a lot more concerned with figuring out how to broaden the appeal to mainstream audiences via star power than they were in properly casting the movie. Their decision made perfect sense from the POV of a bunch of corporate suits trying to figure out how to market the goofy overbudget anime movie they didn't understand. This sort of logic is inevitable in these situations which is why you should always be extremely wary when you hear your favorite piece of nerd media is getting a big Hollywood adaptation.
William Edwards
It's really a sad. He was the best. And we get stuck with the shithead brothers making MEME Game and making more than Avatar. It's not fair. I hate this planet.
Cooper Torres
Why was she teleporting during that fight with the military? Snyder is a hack!
Nathan Watson
>Snyder is a hack!
This but unironically
Samuel Nguyen
>flight pat
Luis Cox
she looks too much like Rufus Sewell
Leo Thompson
What is the range of the heatvision? If it reaches it's full range, does it just stop mid air?
Michael Wilson
The close-up on Flash's face is so awkward and annoying
Anthony Campbell
Didn't he use his heat vision earlier to cauterize Lois's wound?
Josiah Taylor
Let me just stop you right there, because your entire line of questioning leads to one inevitable conclusion.
Anthony James
And when the person who finally makes an anime adaptation make over $500 million, the rest of Hollywood will still disregard the source material.
Brayden Harris
LADS!!
I WANT AN ANTJE GF!!!
Evan Johnson
just stand on elevated ground bro!
William Stewart
for me its Auntie Antje
Blake Jones
But what if sups charged money for his energy?
Caleb Sanders
Wait, is Agnes a Kryptonian? That means Noah is also Kryptonian. But then how did Noah die from a single bullet to the chest? Or maybe he was just pretending to be dead this whole time?
Noah Evans
Copypasta:
Realize he'd only been "Superman" for a few fucking hours when all this shit goes down. In a very short span of time like a few days at most he:
- meets his natural born Father (his consciousness at least)
- learns about his past, his people and home planet
- learns about Zod and some of his past (up to being sent to the Phantom Zone)
- gets a suit
- learns to fly
- goes home again after a decade or more of being away
- gets tracked down by a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist
- gets tracked down by Zod and his cohorts
- turns himself in to the military even in spite of not knowing if he can fully trust humans to know he exists
- gets turned over by those same humans to Zod who he damned sure knows he can't trust
- has his first true off-world experience in Zod's ship
- realizes he's got a weakness he never knew about before
- saves Lois from certain death a first time
- saves his Mom from Zod himself
- gets in his first real fight at 33+ years old
- hits a girl for the first time (and many more times I might add)
- gets shot by those pesky humans again even in spite of trying to save them
- has a freight train locomotive thrown at him
- ends up working with those same humans that were just trying to destroy him
- destroys a bygone relic of Krypton (the World Engine) in order to save those pesky humans again
- flies through outer space several times (getting a shitload of frequent flier miles, surely)
- destroys the very thing that could help him bring back the Kryptonian race (the Genesis Chamber in the scout ship)
- saves Lois when she's falling (again)
- loses the one House of El command key to the Phantom Zone losing any chance of learning more about his home planet or his Father or any Kryptonian archive of learning (that we know of)
- gets tossed through a dozen or so buildings
- takes out a satellite in orbit
- kills the last remaining Kryptonian aside from himself (that he's aware of)
- end result: saves the world
Pretty good first day I'd say.
Andrew Rivera
>blocks your flight plan
Michael Wood
>meets his natural born Father (his consciousness at least)
this part always bothered me. it seamed that Jor El was really alive as he was seamingly concious despite being a hologram. Some would say that is a transcendent existence over one of flesh, similar to being a jedi force ghost or a saint.
Ethan Morris
3>7>9>8>5>4>2>1>6
Isaiah Ward
Reeves still best
Joseph Lewis
always forgetting the best one
Justin Gonzalez
wat
Gavin Gutierrez
He didn't grab her by the neck because women are too strong for that goy
Joseph Brown
This is the last capeshit movie I enjoyed.
Noah Allen
Adam Allen
now I have a reason to watch Dark
Dominic Lewis
it's got great back nudity
Matthew Evans
jews pushing faggotry on people in every movie.
Dominic Taylor
Man, I should rewatch this. I always hated how there's not enough action in movies about people with over the top superpowers. But MoS was different.
Lincoln Jenkins
Yeah but lesbians are hot so its fine
Leo Bennett
Damn, are they making a Dishonored film?
Caleb Rogers
I love MoS fight scenes so much
It's how a real life Dragon ball should look like
Alexander Hernandez
Someone post that "Faora a cute!" Image
Nolan Turner
She can lick my non existant wife desu famalam
Luke Lewis
wtf I love jews now
Andrew Scott
Wew, I remeber jerking off to this scene so many times when it came out
Adam Reed
They should have had her come back as Power Girl, with SVU guy as her boyfriend.