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What went wrong

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No sequel.

this.

What would your sequel idea be?
>Chev Chelios must maintain an erection to survive

>Chev Chelios must maintain a feeling of genuine joy/happiness to survive

i can't think of a way both movies could be more perfect. even the fact that they'll never make more sequels is perfect

>Chev Chelios must stay calm or his heart will explode.

He made too big of a splash. Judges hate that.

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I assume the last movie was going to be about David Carradine and seeing as he jerked himself off to death that wasn't going to happen now.

It's made for Fast and Furious audience.

you having shit taste

You now remember Jason Statham used to be a professional competitive diver.

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>pointing a gun at a cop
Thats life in jail easily

I think you mean that's BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG SUSPECT DOWN

IMO this movie is fucking great. Give a 12 year old suburban boy 20 million to make a movie and you get this.

>Sodomize a somoan with a shotgun
>Vidyagamez
>Boobies
>Chinese boobies
>Corey Haim Mullet
>Did I hear a chink
>lol gay tourettes
>Godzilla Statham with accurate head

Good god it's a masterpiece

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My one and only gripe with the first one is the greenscreen at the end

>Chev Chelios gets a giant wind up key in his central nervous systemand must have it repeatedly wound up to keep him alive
>Crank: Wound Up

Don't think he cares m8.

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FUCK YOU CHELIOOOOOOOOoooos

Obviously, nothing went wrong.

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>Chev Chelios gets gils grafted into his neck and must keep a constant stream of water and moisture (Amy SMART vag juice) to stay alive
>Crank: Aqualung

Chev has to make himself cringe every hour or he dies.

What is
>Crank 2: High Voltage

Its the movie in the OP user.

based retard

I went full retard.
Yeah. Crank franchise was quality

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FPBP. I miss the insanity of the Crank movies.

You cant film without Bennington.

who the fuck wants a sequel 10 years later and now that neveldine/taylor broke up

THERE IS A SEQUEL YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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hmmmm

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thats a shopped fan poster. a sequel would have been nice

Are you retarded? OP's image is Crank 2.

are there literally anons here who think crank high voltage is the only crank movie?

no, why would you assume such a thing?

Jason Statham has made so many action films it's easy to get confused.

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>Crank 3 where he wears the mask the entire movie to cover up his horribly burned face

jesus christ

Crank 3 as a prequel about boy chev chelios in his early days of crime starring statham wearing one of these.

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Also Chev is a midge with Statham's face CGI'd on him.

we never got a third one

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for me, it's statham vs. scott adkins.

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The Transporter was better.

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