Half the population snapped

autism

have sex

>shown that everything's pretty ok even after t years. Better, even
What the fuck that's completely false, everyone is suffering and miserable. Do you really need to make up objectively proveably false shit to hate on popular movies? Theres plenty of actual shit to criticize.

>population gets snapped
>infrastructure collapses, nearly every highway in the world become unusable, air travel severely inhibited
>all supply chains destroyed, food and fuel production and distribution crippled
>governmental chaos as half the people in charge vanish, political systems completely upended, riots and looting, separatist and extremist movements proliferate, immediate civil wars in much of the world's unstable places

>5 years later the original snapped population comes back
>3.5 billion just poof into existence, many of them in the world's mostly decayed old urban centres
>already severely stressed food and fuel supply completely overloaded

>DUDE THE AVENGERS TOTALLY SAVED THE DAY

seriously a bunch of people dying isn't so bad, just use the opportunity to rebuild a better society

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>i will now randomly eliminate half of the universes population
>all blacks, hispanics, muslims, and jews and their interplanetary equivalents dissapear
>*looks at camera, winks*

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dude, I haven't seen the movie

unironically, why wouldn't he just select the most polluting/reckless individuals/species/aliens to snap?

planes have at least 2 pilots

>better even
>kids ride bikes around their neighborhood while coping with ptsd
>nyc harbor is cluttered with refugee boats
>the hulk is a fag
>but at least there are more birdies in the sky

Fuck you, op.

on one hand, I liked that the resolution wasn't "lol we changed the past so it never happened"

On the other hand, everything would actually be worse than before and it was extremely selfish

That still means a 1/4 chance of both piots being snapped

When is the blueray release? I want to watch it, even thought it's completely spoiled now.

>lets make up a bunch of bullshit that never even happened in the movie so that i can argue the point i want

You engage in faggotry, user.

>Billions of people willed back into existence just so they can suffer and die through famine, disease, and violent crime, all because RDJ was too much of a pussy to just knock his wife up again
Was one man's daughter really worth the well-being of 3.5 billion people

Because chance doesn’t have a bias.

Bacause then all of humanity would have to be snapped

>muh friends

>"imagine"

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That is what would happen you dumb faggot. The reason it didn't happen in the movie is because it's a childrens film.

What are you talking about? What does the kid have to do with anything?

>his smile and country... gone

The entire reason they don't just reset the Earth to the way it used to be is because RDJ liked playing hide and seek with his daughter

user, if the discussion is about why bother fixing it in the movie, only the elements in the movie matter.
Not whatever scenario you can think of to make bringing them back a bad idea. Like saying it's a bad idea because through happenstance, the half that got snapped contained all of the HIV positive people and bringing them back would bring back AIDS. Sure, it makes for a powerful argument, but it never happened in the movie so it doesnt matter.

Then why couldn’t he bring back Heimdall who died right in front of him? Or Vision? Or Tony? All he could do is ctrl-Z the people who disappeared, he can’t finesse things to an insane degree or even people who died contemporaneously from other causes

>a society built for that number of people
>with a infrastructure that required that many people working it
>a society thay has been living the last 5 years in over abundance, within a now recovered ecosphere

I dont see a problem. I mean if an existing population got doubled, to a number they'd never seen is one thing. This is restoration.

They said why. And there wasnt much finesse to it.

Since wishing for shit is too complicated due to interpretation and intent, they decided to only undo the snap, not get too specific. Hulk later admitted he tried to also bring back Nat, probably the reason he burned his arm out.

Because even the disease-riddled homosexual man at group therapy lost the will to play promiscuous sodomite. Weren't you paying attention?
You have to consider the sheer mental scars of the snapped generations of people. And if there's anything humans excel at, it's dooming the prosperity of future generation in the name of short term happiness and good feelies for the aged majority who'd be better off making the best with what they still have and moving on. Oh, and it's universe-wide. Thanks, hew-mons.

>people that were going to commit suicide who get brought back will commit suicide anyway
>abusive family members who got snapped will be brought back to cause more suffering
>undetected rapists, murderers, criminals will go back to their old ways

And what about people who were in jail? Does everyone get a free pass? How are you going to find all the sex maniacs, war criminals, evil killers and whoever else who will never go back to jail and take new identities and go back to their old ways?

If the retarded story writers decide to forgo common sense that means we have to as well?

>>Shown that everything's pretty ok even after 5 years. Better, even
>Governments collapse because the people in power got dusted, people starve because crops dissapear, Several inmates escape because guards get fucking dusted.
>"Better even"
Holy shit, is Yea Forums this fucked in the head?

Considering that after the restoration there will be a wave of registration and documentation of every single person, simply to account confirm, I'd say they have little chance of getting far.

Thats what the sequels are for, another 20 movies right there

Are you dumb AND a Virgin? Tony is happily married with a kid. The Hulk has found total mastery of his powers and inner peace. Valkyrie went from an alcoholic burnout to a respected leader. Things are so quiet and peaceful that their biggest problems are underwater earthquakes and Iron Man retires without passing on the mantle. There are no food riots or rising warlords or mass migrations. They’re still pumping out new Audi’s. As soon as everyone’s brought back, Cap retires and Fury goes on vacation. The world is explicitly not in a state of disarray and Widow’s whole arc is that she’s bored with how well things are going
Wake up, Punchy

>kids ride bikes around their neighborhood while coping with ptsd
I don't know, sounds pretty based.

>abusive family members who got snapped will be brought back to cause more suffering
Nigga, whatever kid they molested is now old enough to kick their ass.

reminder they could have used the gauntlet for anything, including simply killing thanos and using the gauntlet to improve society a little bit

>b-but some people died!!
So? Just move on.

user, Stark would be crushed by centrifugal forces within the suit alone, let alone the inertia of impact. Ice would have torn Cap's cells, he would look like a slushie when resucitated. Hawkeye would run out of arrows.

Nut the fact that there wasnt more civil unrest due to the snap is where you draw the line. Youre not that smart, user.

>including simply killing thanos and using the gauntlet to improve society a little bit
They explicity said using the gauntlet can kill you.

>the molested 4 year old is now 9
Oh yeah, totally

Sexual molestation isn't the only form of abuse.

why didnt he just snap everyone in the universe to have equal IQ

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based on the damage Hulk took, they only had 2 snaps, unless they want to start sacrificing others like Tony

LMAO this is the average MCUck? Holy shit!

Society would collapse. There must always be drones aka dummies aka wagies for society to advance and function.

only if you use it for something like a universe wide snap. you can just kill thanos' army and use it a little bit on earth, just enough to make it really good to live in, and then destroy the gauntlet and hide the stones again

How many nuclear plants would have gone into meltdown wthin those 5 years if the population did disappear?

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it really wouldnt
people would notice how much overpopulation there is, equal iq would improve tech and make it so you need to have licenses for having children till they get to a point of population where everything is in balance

the stones dont even make sense, if they have so much power who ever controls them should effectively be empowered by them to the point they cant be destroyed by them

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This is false. Now heed my words, user: Thanos took damage when he made the Snap because of the magnitude of the casting, but lesser tasks like EVERYTHING else he did in the flick had no impact. We see that even Starlord and friends can wield the power stone, Loki can can wield the space stone, Strange can wield the time stone without any consequences etc. They don’t need a huge universe sized spell to do most things, including killing Thanos or bringing back Tony. It’s just written inconsistently - like EVERY characters’ power in universe - bc Marvel are lazy and sloppy and know they will never, ever be held to account by their target audience (children and numales)

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>only if you use it for something like a universe wide snap
No dummy, wielding it alone can damage your body.

Reminder, these retards brought back Rapists, Pedos, Serial Killers, Racists, Thieves and Cannibals. Now someone somewhere is being raped and killed all because the "Avengers" wanted "their" quip friends back.

Dont forget the jannies, now some good Bane thread is getting deleted because they had to bring the janny back

>Random genocide is good because a small percentage were bad people.

>a small percentage
13% of 300 million isn't small

Try again: Cope

random genocide is the only fair genocide there is

>Loki can can wield the space stone
Because it was protected by the tesseract.
>We see that even Starlord and friends can wield the power stone
It only worked because all of them were sharing it.
>They don’t need a huge universe sized spell to do most things
You do, you need all of the gems together so the consequences can be permanent, and we saw what happened to Thanos each time he put a new stone along with the others.

That’s pretty much how it worked with thanos, he wouldn’t be been able to wield the other stones if he didn’t get the power stone first

My only problem is how the scene with the birds seemed to imply that the snapped half included animals and presumably plants as well. Losing so many insects and prey animals would basically ruin the entire food chain from the bottom up

>Hulk winks at Hawkeye and only brings back the snapped Avengers

there's a lot of grey area in snapping 50% of all life.

It's easier to wield them individually. When Thanos and Hulk activated all at once that's when they started taking severe damage from the toll.

Yea and everyone whose not a super hero is depressed and cries in public.

>>Half the population snapped
The 2% become the 1%. Problem still exists.

This really. People adjusted to a 5 year old mass killing and kept living, folks all of a sudden coming back to life fucks all that up. It's like saying society would be ok if every person from the victorian era was brought back to life.

Loki just used the tesseract, which seems to work like the mind stone staff or the hammer Ronan had
tools let you use the stones more safely, that's why Thanos needed the gauntlet

Didn't they said that like half the governments in the world collapsed or some shit like that?

No one here has seen the movie.

Sneed

earth would have the easiest time adjusting, imagine all those poor planets that had no fucking clue what happened. i suppose captain marvel visited some of them but fucking hell imagine all the bullshit of doubling ALL LIFE in existence everywhere. i guess you can assume hulk just took that into consideration but probably not

Reminder that Cap cucked the Steve Rogers who was still frozen and undiscovered in the timeline created when the gem was removed, and that Steve Rogers woke up to a world that never missed him because he had been replaced by our Cap, who then stole that timeline's shield to take it back home and give it to the guy who got beat up by Rumlow.

Saw this movie last week
Stupid shit that !akes no sense

To get soul stone one must sacrifice what he loves most
Apparently that nigger loves the red hair bitch more than his wife and kids( nowhere is specified this)
In infinity war it takes the energy of a star using material that don't exist on earth to make the gauntlet
Tony makes it in his lab in a couple of days
Thanos has to remove a stone from the gauntlet to blast captain marvel coz apparently more stones do less shit
Snapping fingers and kill 50% of living thing in the universe seems a siple and straight forward thing compared to kill only tanos and his acolytes, revive 3,5 b ppl is safe places and other overcomplicated shit
Let's get the stones from the past to kill future tanos and then get them back in the pas where tanos still exista and will get them anyway
Don't alter the past but capt america goes back and lives with his gf meaning he is old as fuck in all capt america movies and avenger movies

There was 3 billion people around the middle of the last century. Would it really be catastropic if we went back to that?

>snaps fingers
>all africans, middle-easterners, jews and indians gone
>and they lived happily ever after

Woah......

Ppl don't understand that. They think we wore this many since the flinstones.

>People think that the world will go to complete shit.
>Every world Thanos raided before even getting the stones has recovered better and more stable.
>Hearsay, but we've never known Thanos to lie and Gamora outright states that he never has.

When do we accept that Thanos was right?

Test

>Every world Thanos raided before even getting the stones has recovered better and more stable.
unverifiable

when humanity's overpopulation reaches critical mass and we have concurrent worldwide revolutions overthrowing the government and genociding all minorities. Indians kill all the white fucks who showed up, we kill all the indians over here, everyone kills dindus even the other dindus. Then climate change kills the rest and we have a stable population of less than a million living in biodomes at the arctic pole

Not just that. But all the cars crashing, trains/subways crashing. Hell even in the credit scene with Fury, you see a helicopter crashing into a building. All those deaths can't be brought back.

Imagine how many people committed suicide when they lost their whole family.

Hawkeye lost 3 kids and a wife. Losing 2 pilots isn't that hard to believe

He was mad.
He might honestly think so, but there IS proof he is mistaken, or even in denial.
Gamora is in fact from one of those worlds and she is also in fact the last of her species. Whether halving her planet's population made it more vulnerable to other aggressive interstellar cultures or it simply diminished the specie's potential by eliminating a useful trait, or a gifted family line, its clear Thanos does not offer a lasting much less a permanent solution to overpopulation.

>>Every world Thanos raided before even getting the stones has recovered better and more stable.
They say in GOTG Gamora's planet got extinguished.

user, that was just 1 gay
And everybody knows gays are overly emotional, you can't blame the snap for it

Is this entire thread one big meme or are you guys actually butt frustrated over a superhero movie?

>you can't flip a coin heads twice

First day here? Welcome

>What do you mean my house now belongs to Isaac Rosenberg?

Because the faggot missed that one particular dick in his ass.

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Wouldn’t the economy be fucked? I mean after the snap then the unsnap there surely must be some kind of economic crisis. It would make for a kino villain.

tony stark would just solve the hunger problem in 5 min after dinner. the movies dont delve that deep into stuff like that.

He only snapped once tho

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Let Feige deal with that

Thanos did LITERALLY nothing wrong.
Genuinely. He was ABSOLUTELY correct.
>overpopulating has fucked everything
>sorry but i gotta do it, poof solved
>oh no he killed duh peepol he bad guy !
>they beat him because plot armour
>get everyone back
>they have even more people than before plus everything is FUCKED because people adjusted to life and many people moved on, so relationships and shit are FUCKED.

Based AND redpilled

Imagine actually thinking like this. Even as a child.

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None. half the nuclear team would still be in check to continue doing what they do, they would just need some more help and probably more funding than before

>hey we just got fucking SNAPPED, maybe in future we should try and breed at a sustainable level so we dont get fucking SNAPPED again
>hmmmm

>>Half the population snapped
>>Shown that everything's pretty ok even after 5 years. Better, even

Problem not fixed.

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he could just have doubled the resources though

What are you even talking about?

Imagine being you and posting a caricature of a manly man that acts autistic-ally at the slightest difficulty or contrasting ideals.
You shitposting lemon.

_muh supply chains
Hulk was literally eating at a restaurant after the snap

>Thanos does not offer a lasting much less a permanent solution to overpopulation.
Negative reinforcement idiot.
Like when you spray a cat or pet for doing something wrong so it stops doing that because it associates that behaviour with punishment that it dislikes.
You fucking retard. What about using those finite resources and then when people INEVITABLY just BREED more and use up fucking ALL of the space left while the resources are exhausted, what then?
Hell you LITERALLY see this in africa right now.
They fucking breed until there's no food or water left to consume and then the west provides TONNES in aid and instead of chilling out and decreasing the pop size, they just CONTINUE TO BREED 6 kids each.

It's an image board, son.
Adapt.

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Just like the animal sprayed often is, humanity is oblivious to Thanos motives, except for the heroes, and Thanos makes no effort at pointing out why he does what he does to humanity.

I was happy with the snap.
Got rid of all the dead weight in the mcu. And also all the illegals.

they're busybodies - can never leave well enough alone.

haha mass starvation - unheard of levels of poverty, disease, crime.

I bet they ignore it.

Why he didn't he use his infinite power to create endless resources and ever expanding planets for all of eternity?

because he's a bad guy

Snapping 50% of all plant life would drastically change Earth's weather, climates and atmospheric concentrations. It could cause so much built up carbon dioxide that it would suffocate virtually all oxygen-breathing life on Earth leading to near total extinction.

>*snap*
>humans all now have the "average" IQ for humanity
>all humans are now 90 IQ thanks to African overpopulation

>Why he didn't he use his infinite power to create endless resources and ever expanding planets for all of eternity?
What if he fixed half the universe, then EGO the living planet just goes around and takes over every planet?

>half the population of the universe is gone
>everyone shuts down factories, businesses, military etc and reallocates labor and money
>5 years go by and they are just starting to get a handle on things
>suddenly everyone comes back and now all the grocery stores and hospitals etc have to serve twice as many people again
>the people that came back have to try and reclaim their houses, recover their deleted bank accounts, return to jobs that no longer exist

i really hope that there is some kind of “reversing the snap might’ve not been a good idea” plotline in one of the movies but i doubt

just bring back the important superheroes and we are good

>he could just have doubled the resources though
tired of the meme
what does that even mean? "Double the resources". Like double the forests, food, land, and water? Does that not sound chaotic to you?

you really don't think a bunch of people came back to see their unsnapped wife remarried?

5 years isnt long enough to adjust.

>Apparently that nigger loves the red hair bitch more than his wife and kids( nowhere is specified this)
lol i didn't even think of this. makes no fucking sense. should have been hulk and black widow, at least that was more developed

"It was the same arm I used to jerk off to thinking about Nat..."

i can’t blame him. i would be telling the avengers to fuck off

2/10

>being this retarded

> Nat sacrificed her life to bring back her friends. Clint loved her as a friend.

"The Soul Stone has a certain wisdom."

Considering how dumb the idea of snapping half the people away is, the snapped back ones will obviously arrive safely.

This is the literal, autistic realistic scenario. If half the people on earth really vanished, then it would be anarchy for years. Suddenly reintroducing billions of people back would be even worse. Countries would fall.

You bait, but there's plenty of those fags who tell people to turn their brain off and happily consume.

Actually Hawkeye and Black Widow were initially going to have a relationship in Age of Ultron by the Marvel company, but Joss Whedon went against the plan and gave Hawkeye a family and paired up Black Widow to Hulk instead.

Was The Snap a better plan than the Golgafrinchan Ark B plan for ridding the galaxay of it's useless inhabitants? Answer quick before the Mutant Star Goat arrives and devours us all.

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Did you even watch the same movie? Theyre depressed because of the loss but objectively things are better and more peaceful. The kids that grow up in that society that never knew any of the snapped will have better lives than they otherwise wouldve had

The avengers are bored if anything

there really wasn't much sense in capeshit, endgame ironically had the most bs

I see what you did there!

IMAGINE after the re snap you comeback to see your wife already moved on with Jamal haha...

>“Bring back all those killed directly and as a result of the snap to a safe place”

It’s just that easy.

I just want you to know that that shit is on etsy for 10 dollars.

>wait guys, thanos only snapped all the niggers!

>lmfao every life is important bro
Doesn't matter if things actually got better. Got to think of all the NPC's that got wiped out, it's the "good guy" thing to do.

>people picking holes in a children's movie
Huh

>millions of people moved on after losing their wife or husband and remarried
>OH HEY I'M BACK HONEY

thanks avengers

It wouldn't be anarchy at all. It would be paradise.

>you married your bangin hot secretary you told your wife you weren't interested in at all
>sec doesn't want to be with you now that your wife is back because it "feels wrong"
>wife doesn't want to be with you because of the obvious
>New super villain born

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