Why can't women shut up when you watch a movie together?

>when you watch a movie together?

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Why are you wearing eyeliner?

Same, but she sometimes is the big spoon because she's taller than me.

Because most women naturally act like children. It's why autism is much harder to diagnose in females compared to males, because they tend to have natural traits which are a part of the criteria for autism such as age inappropriate behavior and not understanding social cues.

Women with autism are different because on top of the usual shit, they also tend to be more masculine, in the way they behave, their tastes in stuff and pretty much everything.

Not just women, but what the fuck is wrong with people who talk during movies/tv shows in general? Shit makes me seethe

>music/silence in the film
>she doesn't talk
>characters start to talk
>blah blah blah

>great scene coming up
>takes out phone

My father is the same

>Why can't women shut up when you watch a movie together?
go read letterboxd reviews and you will realize women who watch movies are even worse.

They just need to put their feet against me and be quiet

BASED

Sometimes the movie/show is too boring or stupid and I make fun of it. Other times it just feels awkward to silently sit in a dark room for a couple of hours.

women do not care about movies

I routinely have tell my wife to put her phone down when we're watching a movie. She also loves to ask questions about a movie that we're both watching for the first time as if I have some kind of insight into it.

>complains about women not shutting up when watching something
>literally the only time a woman shuts up is when you're watching a movie because she goes right to her phone/tablet to window shop and seethe over other women's social media

Legitimate question: what do you kiss virgin incels get out of LARPing terrible normie relationships? Especially aspects of them that don't exist?

>it feels awkward to do the thing that everyone is expected to do in the dark room for a couple hours
you're a moron

lucky bastard

Sure I guess

the early 2000s wants this myspace photo back

I don't get why anyone would go into a relationship with someone who doesn't know when to shut up / only lives for their phone / is stupid and asks stupid questions all the time.
Genuinely wondering, not just shitting on you for the heck of it.

Why do women always stink up the room by taking off their shoes and farting during the middle of a movie?

Tell us about your current relationship

Implying they have internalized thoughts at all

>being asked to explain why something is happening when it was set up earlier and is/was explained in the film

This happens so often. It's like they can't think for themselves

I JUST WANT PUSSY

FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE FOR ONE MORE SECOND I CAN'T DO ANYMORE WITTY FAGGOT BANTER I CAN'T PRETEND I LIKE WINE OR AM OBSESSED WITH PIZZA AND TACOS I HATE YOUR FAGGOT DOG I JUST WANT FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS THIS SO HARD!!!!!

Whaaaaat? That's crazy haha

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just hire a hooker faggot

such a repugnant smell my dear

haha yeah, SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFF

Because if you don't speak as you watch, might as well watch alone. When I had a woman, we both talked over the movie, and usually stopped it to further discuss it together. That makes movie watching a lot more fun.

I miss that shit.

this is a mediocre foot

>so beta you can't even communicate to her not to speak

ahahahahaha

>Because most women naturally act like children.
Most children don't speak in theaters. Most children don't act like women in general either. You're just stuck in your 4channel memes and think board crap is reality. Get a grip.

Autism is less likely in women because of genes. That XY shit fucks men very hard.

This. Out of my two parents, my father is the bitch who can't shut up for more than 4 minutes. My mother will watch 3 hours without saying a word.

>Most children don't speak in theaters.
wtf are you talking about tranny faggot
of course the little shits talk and sneeze and won't stfu
thanks for confirming that you never leave your house, not even to watch movies

My woman adores movies and specialises in horror movies. Her subhorror specialty is zombie movies. I can assure you women care about movie if that's their thing.

Married for 5 years and never once have I had problems of this kind. It's not like we've never been in an argument, but we pretty much share the exact same values and interests and wouldn't be together if we did not.
I understand falling for someone who has different interests and being intrigued by that, but why get together with someone who has such annoying traits that you have to complain about them on an imageboard? That is what's confusing to me.

>My woman adores movies and specialises in horror movies. Her subhorror specialty is zombie movies. I can assure you women care about movie if that's their thing.
Horror movies aren't really movies

You guys are fucking retarded, I refuse to believe it. When a woman asks something neither of you can know, she isn't literally asking you for a fucking answer, you abysmal retards. It's a way to discuss whatever she asked about. It's an invitation to speculate, not her being dumb and needing your help, for fuck's sake.

You'll also feel too bad to admit she sometimes asks things you didn't think of.

This guy fucks.

But he's also absolutely right.

t. guy who used to fucks

So you formerly fucked? What about sucking?

>Horror movies aren't really movies
Suddenly deciding to apply a qualitative definition of a thing instead of a technical one, just so you can be selective about the reality you want to deal with. I hope you realise how dysfunctional this is.

Horror movies are movies. You couldn't argue you this one to save your life. But try. I want to be entertained.

a shitty meme, colour me surprised.

not based

Correct

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Well pardon us

this is the real answer.
nothing like evacuating an entire load then briskly strolling home in the quiet of night fully relaxed and not getting whinged at by a mindless harpy.

you're supposed to be fucking not watching the movie you moron

>never ever

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>Horror movies are movies.
Not really

Women have a natural inclination to ruin anything going on around them that detracts attention from themselves.

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