Is this peak Chad & Stacy couple?

Is this peak Chad & Stacy couple?

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Peak chuck and sneedy

Brad and Stacy*

I think Brad Pitt is literaly a tier of attractiveness by himself.

Jennifer Aniston is like the hot girl next door, needs a better body to be a Stacy

Brad is more of a Thad

What about younger Aniston?

Brad is too feminine to be a Chad, and Jennifer is too masculine to be a Stacey

They're too nice to be Chad and Stacy

Jennifer is NOT Stacy lol.

who's the biggest Stacy in Hollywood? as in both hot and alpha

Brie Larson

not hot enough

brad+angelina was. old hag from friends was clearly a downgrade

angelina is batshit crazy, if even a third of the rumors are true then brad should have left that dumpsterfire decades ago.

>Saves Brad and Shiloh
Based Stacey

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>blocks your path

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chad and stacy are nice people, you dumb incel

johnny and winona are autists, definitely /ourcouple/

not Pitt and Paltrow?

Amber Heard

Young Megan Fox and Amber Heard.

they could have had a daughter and she'd be 18 by now

no, this is

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I'd put money on it Jennifer Aniston is a faithful and loving wife. Brad went and pissed it all away for that succubus. Just seems stupid to me I have these opinions about people I've never even met.

>faithful and loving wife
>can't have kids

>chad
>has an autist buzzcut

take the buzzpill

Why do you know shit like this?

None of them are Chads.

Only a Stacy would start a company called Gloop that sells vagina stones to other Stacys

it's GOOP

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so are they back together?

That's a fucking terrible shop

you think brad sucked on her toes?

I just got so hard

Winona is turning into Eva Green

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they will both die childless. sad.

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You think she still steals stuff

just the hearts of the goy known as Yea Forums

t.pol shitposter

would be funny to see them together now

Nope

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Brady is more in the closet than Aaron Rodgers

fucks his son

this

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also those "Stacies" are largely too old. They are "boss girls" maybe, top of food chain, but not close to their prime in anyway.

Do it Cassel way: Get a 21yo, put baby inside, go to the next. The fucking is closing to 60 and probably dying from heart attacks fucking pussy younger than his oldest children

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Alt chad/stacy

they were art club chad and his fling

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His daughters are yum but LMAO at the son

Keanu and Winona > Johnny and Winona

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You ever think he pretends to have a shaking episode and calls a daughter over to comfort him while he puts his head in their chest and motorboats them

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>autistic girl at my complex that I always try to avoid invites me over to watch some shitty show
>wait for her to give me any sign shes dtf
>after 20 minutes of awkward conversation say I'm tired and get up to leave
>as I'm walking to my apt she runs up and brushes her ass against my hand and says with a grin if I come back we'll do something fun
>alright she knows what's up its time to fuck
>she pulls out a deck of cards to play Texas hold em
>leave again after 5 minutes


what the fuck bros I can't even land pussy from an autistic girl

he looks like he was meant to be a midget

Why didn't you make a move, you beta fuck

another kino couple
johnny had really good taste.

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Who's the chick?

kate moss, former model

Didn't Brad get cucked by Harvey Weinstein to his fucking face?

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idk bro

jesus that photo says a thousand words

he looks high as fuck

?
I heard Brad threatened to whoop Weinstein's ass if he ever bothered Gwen again

That's your genes talking. You know you are inferior, so you concede the females to the superior males. No shame in it.

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>zoomers

Real Chads are bros that help people tho

Only fake insecure Chads try to bring others down

KINO

whats with old cameras that had this bloom effect which new ones don't have?

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It's not the cameras, dipshit zoomer fuck, it's the fact that they used film back then

They're not Chad and Stacy, they're Max and Courtney

look at his tummy lmao

Everybody has a purpose. His is to know such things. Yours is to be a faggot. And so on..

what did he see in that mediocre at best looking bitch

?

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How do these Chads do it, lads?

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THE ETERNAL BOOMER > CHAD

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Did Jen start her watersport career then?

>Why yes, I DO think it's the place of a real Chad to oppress all those beneath him, how could you tell?

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based

She was actually caught stealing dummy.

how did he how did he how did he

>rent free

You are all wrong

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>fat face affleck
>chad
Pick one.

thats a big yikes friend

Our boy Jerry, comedians can be Chads too.

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>they will never have cute autistic celebrity kids together
why even live?

Absolutely fucking based

is that sofia coppola?

Our boy Dane, smashing all the Stacys that user cant even get a glance from.

They call him daddy, not you.

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More like Chlomo and Rebecca, but I agree Jerry always wins every contest.

Yes.

Are my gf and I a chad/stacy couple?

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Lol you're fucking deluded. 90s and early 00s Aniston was peak Stacy. Every chick wanted to copy her style and hair - all chicks wanted to be her.

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Aniston is like 6/10 with caked on make up. In the 1990s she already looked like a haggard wine aunt popping in only to say hi at thanksgiving between her sex tourism.

Why don't the pretty ones respond to you this way?

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Why don't the instinctively look at you this way, Yea Forums?

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More like Chad and Becky. She got cuckqueaned hard by alpha Stacy Angelina

That creeping smile. Its like a drug for me when girls do it.

STOP IT

that's still the cameras you retard

Goddammit user I just about to jerk off.

im handsome tho so they do

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He was really a pretty based jew. Even today hes a pretty based jew. Always had a feeling he was one of those anti Israel Jews, the ones who believe Israel is to come to the Jews naturally and not by force, making the current country of Israel invalid.

What's the deal with Age of Consent?

I don't care about age, and I don't care about consent.

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It looks like someone painted a six pack on his beer belly.

class clown chad with theatre stacy

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my boy

unironically kanye west and kim kardashian

imma smash your foken head in mate

Because not everyone can be a A-list prettyboy actor.

He's Chad, she's an old hag horse face

Correct

he's a full supporter of israel

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Oh no

too old, here's your chad and stacy

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Real Chad doesn't keep his Stacy past her expiration date

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if kidman wasn't taller I'd go with that

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fucking carlos

Why does Dane Cook look like Harvey in this picture?

you just KNOW

Why bros?

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Both scored both more and higher quality pussy than you could ever hope to.

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lol dane's brother stole money from him and now everyone doesn't talk to dane because he had his brother arrested

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if Brad Pit married Tom Brady his name would be Brad Brady

Whatever helps you cope.

These girls aren't calling you daddy.

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>2 canadians
Not even possible, especially considering one of them is autistic.

King Chad, master of all heights

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For me? It's Heat Legend and Michelle.

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Again, Canadians cannot be Chad. It is not possible.

>Brad is too feminine
the fuck are you on?

>michelle
too generic

winona is aging better than johnny fucking depp

wtf

Who cares? He can still smash whatever oneitis you have that's your age.

>those milkers
>generic
why so gay user?

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blonde white men are literally always effeminate as fuck

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Do you think he just yanked her down?

not talking about the milkers, talking about the face

Brad literally cucked Mike Tyson. youtube.com/watch?v=HYLm_8QC7m4

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the lips biting, and the moment of consciousness after that... that's, wow...

in awe of the size of this gentleman

> Not wanting Shiloh to be a cute boi
kill yourself.

No brad threatened to kill Harvey to his face for fucking with GP and Harvey never fucked with her again

This is one of the dumbest posts in this boards history

sounds wholesome though

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kate moss is a notorious whore though so he was most likely a cuck

brangelina is better

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>hoverhanding your own wife

>imports half of the 3rd world into your house
>cuts off her tits
No

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based user. all these incels thinking being a chad is about being handsome.
just have sex already jesus

Amateurs, all of you

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>cuts off her tits
fucking what

sure he did

telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10055488/Angelina-Jolie-I-had-a-double-mastectomy-to-reduce-my-breast-cancer-risk.html

Is this photoshopped? What’s with the line.

>implying women know what makes women attractive

looks fake

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>Divorce Jennifer Aniston
>Marry the weird, plastic looking nigger-lover with zero brains or personality
>Ends up divorcing her too despite having 6 children (half of them not even yours)

What in the fuck is wrong with him?

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he was talking about his dead mom

post the kids lmao

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